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OutPhase · 2004-11-08, 18:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shay

Yeah I got the joke and I thought it was hilarious, I also wanted to give some good rep, but the dammed thing tells me I've given too much out in the last 24hours.

Grrrrr!

Note to self: stop dishing out rep for fun, wait for times like this when it is well deserved!

Well this one will really deserve some rep. The ultimate Bush-bashing site!

Too Stupid to be President.com

Highly recommended.

Sakaki · 2004-11-08, 18:09

http://www.enwhore.com/viewmovie.php?mid=257

I liked this one better.

Meow · 2004-11-08, 18:56

This is a good one

http://www.toostupidtobepresident.co...nlargement.htm

play the flash animation.
Who knows ? maybe Bush is using the AnimeSuki forum to chat with Osama Binladen

Shadowlord · 2004-11-09, 09:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meow

This is a good one

http://www.toostupidtobepresident.co...nlargement.htm

play the flash animation.
Who knows ? maybe Bush is using the AnimeSuki forum to chat with Osama Binladen

Lol, that was funny, and I think you had something with the secret chat comment. Don't leave out how Santa is planning a terrorist attack on Dec 25, which is why the U.S. government has been ordered to shoot him down.

hobobaggins · 2004-11-09, 14:56

Go Lalo!

Meow · 2004-11-11, 17:57

This just makes me laugh.

Let's bash Google! This'll end up in the Cesspool, I'm sure. But I don't care, Google can't advertise for shit!

Cammie · 2004-11-11, 22:12

Michael Jackson

I hope it works!!

NoSanninWa · 2004-11-11, 23:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cammie

Michael Jackson

I hope it works!!

Was the joke actually the animation or did you find it funny how many ads we had to click through to get to that flash.

I'm just glad that I used a fake email address because I'm sure that I accidently signed up for something.

Sakaki · 2004-11-12, 00:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoSanninWa

Was the joke actually the animation or did you find it funny how many ads we had to click through to get to that flash.

I'm just glad that I used a fake email address because I'm sure that I accidently signed up for something.

When I clicked on the link it went right to the video. I tried it 4 more time and 3 out of 4 it when to it, but one time it brought up a page asking for info.

So if that comes up just try closeing the page and try again.

NoSanninWa · 2004-11-12, 01:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sakaki

When I clicked on the link it went right to the video. I tried it 4 more time and 3 out of 4 it when to it, but one time it brought up a page asking for info.

So if that comes up just try closeing the page and try again.

You're kidding? I got not just one page asking for info, but FOUR!

Page after page, of ads asking me to sign up for stuff!!!!

hobobaggins · 2004-11-12, 01:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cammie

Michael Jackson

I hope it works!!

you have done better. but still that was pretty good.
finding... gah~

this man is a genius

propz to the individual artist. (they are signed) for bringing us such laughter and merriment. ... not to be anti-anti-semitic or anything.

Cammie · 2004-11-12, 05:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoSanninWa

Was the joke actually the animation or did you find it funny how many ads we had to click through to get to that flash.

I'm just glad that I used a fake email address because I'm sure that I accidently signed up for something.

awww... mannnnnnnnnn! sowee! I guess it stopped.

Minnaloushe · 2004-11-12, 05:50

Not sure if this has been posted or not, but here goes:

One day three men lost their way in a forest and through bad luck they were captured by a group of mysterious tribal men. By tradition they were to be executed but our three lost men begged for their lives and were spared provided they can complete 2 tasks. (if they cannot complete both the tasks they were to be killed) They agreed immediately and the tasks were give, first they were to go into the forest and find 10 of the same fruit.
The first man came back with 10 apples and he was given the second task, he must stick each fruit, one by one up his rear and not make a single sound through the whole ordeal. With no other choice the man picked up the apples and began, he got 1, 2 and on his third one he couldn't help but cried out in pain, he was executed. The second man came back with 10 berries and he was given the same orders, we all know that berries are much smaller compared to apples so he shrugged and started to stick them up his rear as well, he got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and on his tenth one he bursted out laughing, he too was killed.
The first man and the second man meet in heaven and the first man asked the second man, 'why did you laugh? you were so close!' The second man replied 'I saw the third man come back with pineapples.'

Scrumhalf · 2004-11-12, 09:06

Was at Flemington (Australian horse-racing carnival) a week ago, and had some winnings to spend, but didn't know what horse to back in the last.

My mates Bill and Steve had accompanied me to the restroom, and as we had a leak we discussed pooling our money and having one big bet.

Steve suddenly had a brilliant idea of adding up "our inches" and whatever it equaled, that was the horse we'd back.

Steve had his flopped out and said "Well, I've got six!" Bill chirped up with "I've got 4". "C'mon Hoss", they asked, "What's ya length?"

Meekly I replied, "Two."

So off we went to the bookies and put $500 on horse number 12.

Wouldn't ya know it, but horse number 12 comes in at 10 to 1 making us a small fortune. As we go to collect our winnings Steve says "how are we gonna divvy this up? Since I had six inches, being half, I should get half the winnings."

Bill goes, "Well my 4 was a third, so I'll take a third of the prize."

"C'mon guys, hang on a minute...I should get the whole lot!" I exclaimed.

"Don't be stupid", they replied, "how do you figure that??"

"Well, if I didn't have a hard-on, we'd have been on number 11."

7thMethuselah · 2004-11-12, 10:34

Dunno if people have seen this allready but I think it's hilarous.

A comparison between the paths followed by the three hurricanes that hit florida and the counties that voted for Bush

Spoiler:

Yes, I know another Bush joke but it was just too funny

LoveOfAnime · 2004-11-12, 11:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cammie

Michael Jackson

I hope it works!!

OMG It works. ROFLMAO That is just wrong

Funny as hell but...........

Sugetsu · 2004-11-12, 19:39

I found this to be trully hilarious...

Only for berserk fans though...

StoneColdCrazy · 2004-11-12, 19:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by 7thMethuselah

Dunno if people have seen this allready but I think it's hilarous.

A comparison between the paths followed by the three hurricanes that hit florida and the counties that voted for Bush

Although be warned, it's not quite what it seems.

SCC

7thMethuselah · 2004-11-12, 20:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by StoneColdCrazy

Although be warned, it's not quite what it seems.

SCC

Lol, I found it at some comedy site, I never checked to see if it was true, it was funny though. Sorry if I offended anyone

StoneColdCrazy · 2004-11-12, 20:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by 7thMethuselah

Lol, I found it at some comedy site, I never checked to see if it was true, it was funny though. Sorry if I offended anyone

I think what is interesting is how true it almost is. The facts aren't too far removed from the myth. I was caught by this one for a while too - the internet is a great spawning ground for urban legends.

SCC

2004-11-12, 19:39	Link #317
Sugetsu Kurumada's lost child Join Date: Nov 2003	I found this to be trully hilarious... Only for berserk fans though... __________________ "If you educate people, you cannot control them." ~Jacque Fresco

2004-11-08, 18:09	Link #302
Sakaki Watakushi wa heiki desu! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Omicron Persei 8 Age: 60	http://www.enwhore.com/viewmovie.php?mid=257 I liked this one better.

2004-11-08, 18:56	Link #303
Meow So Who Is On Top ? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canuck	This is a good one http://www.toostupidtobepresident.co...nlargement.htm play the flash animation. Who knows ? maybe Bush is using the AnimeSuki forum to chat with Osama Binladen

2004-11-09, 14:56	Link #305
hobobaggins だいすきが大好きです！ Join Date: Nov 2003 Age: 35	Go Lalo!

2004-11-11, 17:57	Link #306
Meow So Who Is On Top ? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canuck	This just makes me laugh. Let's bash Google! This'll end up in the Cesspool, I'm sure. But I don't care, Google can't advertise for shit!

2004-11-11, 22:12	Link #307
Cammie Smooth and Curvy... Join Date: Jun 2003	Michael Jackson I hope it works!!

2004-11-12, 05:50	Link #313
Minnaloushe Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2004	Not sure if this has been posted or not, but here goes: One day three men lost their way in a forest and through bad luck they were captured by a group of mysterious tribal men. By tradition they were to be executed but our three lost men begged for their lives and were spared provided they can complete 2 tasks. (if they cannot complete both the tasks they were to be killed) They agreed immediately and the tasks were give, first they were to go into the forest and find 10 of the same fruit. The first man came back with 10 apples and he was given the second task, he must stick each fruit, one by one up his rear and not make a single sound through the whole ordeal. With no other choice the man picked up the apples and began, he got 1, 2 and on his third one he couldn't help but cried out in pain, he was executed. The second man came back with 10 berries and he was given the same orders, we all know that berries are much smaller compared to apples so he shrugged and started to stick them up his rear as well, he got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and on his tenth one he bursted out laughing, he too was killed. The first man and the second man meet in heaven and the first man asked the second man, 'why did you laugh? you were so close!' The second man replied 'I saw the third man come back with pineapples.'

2004-11-12, 09:06	Link #314
Scrumhalf Ed & Winry? :O Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 42	Was at Flemington (Australian horse-racing carnival) a week ago, and had some winnings to spend, but didn't know what horse to back in the last. My mates Bill and Steve had accompanied me to the restroom, and as we had a leak we discussed pooling our money and having one big bet. Steve suddenly had a brilliant idea of adding up "our inches" and whatever it equaled, that was the horse we'd back. Steve had his flopped out and said "Well, I've got six!" Bill chirped up with "I've got 4". "C'mon Hoss", they asked, "What's ya length?" Meekly I replied, "Two." So off we went to the bookies and put $500 on horse number 12. Wouldn't ya know it, but horse number 12 comes in at 10 to 1 making us a small fortune. As we go to collect our winnings Steve says "how are we gonna divvy this up? Since I had six inches, being half, I should get half the winnings." Bill goes, "Well my 4 was a third, so I'll take a third of the prize." "C'mon guys, hang on a minute...I should get the whole lot!" I exclaimed. "Don't be stupid", they replied, "how do you figure that??" "Well, if I didn't have a hard-on, we'd have been on number 11."

2004-11-12, 10:34	Link #315
7thMethuselah Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Antwerp area, Belgium, Europa Age: 48	Dunno if people have seen this allready but I think it's hilarous. A comparison between the paths followed by the three hurricanes that hit florida and the counties that voted for Bush Spoiler: Yes, I know another Bush joke but it was just too funny