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Old 2007-11-17, 09:39   Link #1261
Kinny Riddle
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Classic pirate joke

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A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."

The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."

"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."

"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."

"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."

"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"

"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
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Old 2007-11-17, 09:43   Link #1262
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Spoiler for ppl getting pwned ^_^:
aww poor thing hahahaha
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Old 2007-11-17, 15:05   Link #1263
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Bar Challenge -
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Ha! Things you'd do for free beer.
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Old 2007-11-17, 16:19   Link #1264
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And on the subject of bars

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A man walks into a bar and sits down next to another man. The man next to him orders a glass of 'special ale'. He drinks it in one go, jumps through the window, flies round the building twice and comes back to his seat. The first man, amazed, also orders a glass of 'special ale'. He drinks it in one go, jumps through the window, and falls to his death. The barman turns to the second man, and says 'Superman, you're a jerk when you're drunk.'
And off the subject of bars

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There was an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a genie came out and offered them each a wish.

However, even though they wished for different stuff, nothing happened, as the three guys of varying nationalities were just hallucinating from hunger.

Also,
Spoiler for How NOT to tell a joke:
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Old 2007-11-18, 02:04   Link #1265
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Old 2007-11-18, 02:15   Link #1266
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God/Religion jokes now ^_^

Spoiler for No Title >.<:


Spoiler for No title:
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Old 2007-11-18, 02:18   Link #1267
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Old 2007-11-18, 05:10   Link #1268
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^Thats so true. The was weird
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Old 2007-11-18, 15:05   Link #1269
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lol @ koolaid man....
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Old 2007-11-19, 18:04   Link #1270
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While this could be considered politics, I think the funniest political campaign commercial ever belongs here.

No matter what one's politics are, whether they found that meme amusing, or even if one finds fusing internet memes with politics appalling, surely all can appreciate the humor.
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Old 2007-11-19, 18:13   Link #1271
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LOL!

Its nice to be able to laugh at politics when it's not trying to be serious
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Old 2007-11-19, 18:59   Link #1272
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I salute the writers.
I have worked for a company belonging to Viacom in the past, and I have to tell you... it's a great example of "evil greedy corrupt corportation" mold.

This video shows what's REALLY behind the talents that makes TDS shine.
As much as I love John Stewart, the show is nothing without the creative team.

I hope VIACOM and other networks give in before the writers.
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Old 2007-11-19, 19:51   Link #1273
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and of couse, the most classic of them all
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LOL, that was a good laugh. Now, what episode is it from?
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Old 2007-11-20, 17:10   Link #1274
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Indian Justin Timberlake

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Old 2007-11-21, 14:39   Link #1275
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I have returned! And HERE is a link to a funny video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-NrqLdWJ6M
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Old 2007-11-22, 17:03   Link #1276
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I was browsing on YouTube when I found two of the funniest videos I have ever seen!

Spoiler for vids:


Even if you are not a big fan of soccer you gotta see this!

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Old 2007-11-22, 21:41   Link #1277
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A lot of soccer vids going around recently. I've got another one. It's a fairly popular vid on Youtube so many of you have probly seen it. It's a collage of GIFs based on the infamous Zidane headbutt in the finals of the most recent World Cup.
Spoiler for Zidane:
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Old 2007-11-23, 08:44   Link #1278
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"Its time to play the music/ Its time to light the lights/ Its time to meet the muppets on the Muppet Show tonight."

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Old 2007-11-23, 14:48   Link #1279
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While searching for something else I found this hilarious Star Wars clip about Harmonicas

It's quite weird.



Amazing yet funny - Zelda Theme on an Accordion

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Old 2007-11-23, 21:42   Link #1280
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This is SPARTA!!!

The Latino Comedy Project's "300"
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Vegetarian version
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