2004-07-14, 21:26
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Join Date: May 2004
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*chapter 224 of the manga! Flashback ends!*
Sasuke: I am going to train with Oro-sama and You can't stop me Naruto! MWAHAHAHA! Naruto: Ok, Good-bye Sasuke. (turns around) Sasuke: (twitch) HUH!?! (takes out notepad, pages flapping) That isn't in the script! You're supposed to say "I will never abondon my presious people!" Naruto: F*%k that. I'm wat and I'm tired. I give up! I wanna to home and frankly sasuke all the fans think your an A@@ now anyways. Sasuke: B...but....I was only following the script! They will like me again by chapter 235 when I save you from itachi! Naruto: Nah, I'm renegociating my contract with Kishimoto next year when it's up. Either he kills you off or I sign with 4kids in america and watch him cry as they edit his lifes work into kiddy-anime-for-babies! MWAHAHAHAAHA! Sasuke: You EVIL BASTARD! MANGE SHARINGAN! Naruto: ....Baka, that's a movie effect. Even I know that. Sasuke: Oh yeah, hehe, Sory I forgot. I got carried away in the character. Naruto: See what I have to work with here! Total Bakas! Pfft, maybe I'll reconsider if you stop being such a moron all the time during rehersal Jeramia(sasukes real name). I have to go meet Sakura and Hinata for dinner at the Red Dragon Dinner. My assistants are going to be using your trailer to prepare all my late night snacks and preheat my bath water and what not since it unfortunatly was placed closer to my trailer then all the others. I got you one of those 5 dolar a night hotel rooms just outside town for the night though. Hope you don't mind! Sasuke: ...My Trailer!?! NOOOOOOO!.... |
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2004-07-15, 11:44
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Kage Bunshin
Join Date: Jul 2004
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2004-07-15, 20:49
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2004
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*Knock knock*
Uchiha mama: Yes?! Jiraiya: Hello, Uchiha Mama. I could not help but to hear your discontent at your curretn situation. How would you like to Go on a very long an hard mission?! Uchiha mama: Yes, I would love that! Jiraiya: It will be tedious! You'l have to pretend to be my wife also. There will be many dangers and enemies! Uchiha mama: That's fine. Jiraiya: *thinking* [Yippy, as soon as I get you to the hotel down the road. I can enjoy hot uchiha mama sex! I've got the room rented already and loaded with twisted pron for her to copy with that sharingan eye too!] Ok, pack your things we leave now! Uchiha mama: Oh BTW Jiraiya. Try anything while we're in the hotel room and *she shows her sharingan* I'll scortch your loins from your body with my ultimate technigue! Jiraiya: *thinking* [Oh baby she's just playing hard-to-get-ninja-girl! I'll just take her to the bar first!] Understood. Also, we need to stop around and visit a bar or two first so as to become familiar with the locals first. Uchiha mama: Ok, just don't let me drink to many samuri sebukies [samrui suicides, made up drink  ] That's how sasuke was born!Jiraiya: *thinking* [Yippy, uchiha love child!!!] I promise! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Naruto: Hey, Goku-son can I ask you guys a question? Gon: What's up Naruto? Goku: ask away... Naruto: Why do we always have to have "evil sidekicks"? Goku: What do you mean? Gon: I think he means that we as main characters are pretty much all "Good" and stuff but we always seem to have a "sidekick" that isn't so "Good". Goku: ....I still don't get it! Gon&Naruto: BAKA! Naruto: What I mean is they do bad things sometimes especialy before they know as that well like as far as our series go. Like how sasuke is now, He's being a real prick and not being very nice either. So cocky all the time, too. Gon: Yeah, like how Killua was this assasian that killed people for money and stuff and when he gets too excited he beats people up even if they're weaker. Goku: I get it now...like how krillen always tried to play bad pranks and cheat during our fights and training! or how Vegeta will kill just about anything if he thinks the fight will make him stronger or they were really weak and stuff. Naruto: So why do you guys think that is? Gon: No clue. Goku: Me either. Vegeta&krillen&killua&sasuke: We'll teach you to talk bad about us!!! Vegeta: You don't know the meaning of the word evil! *classic Battle Royal fighting noises ensue as the screen fills with smoke form the fighting* Sasuke: SFX* ha ha ha *talking* Think we over did it?! Krillen: Yeah. Killua: Well at least this way all of us should be getting a lot more screen time. Vegeta: Yes, I can so renegotiate my contract for more of the foriegn markets profits! Krillen: Anyone up for some burgers? I'm starving! *smiles* *they start walking towards the restuarant area* Sasuke: Sure, then afterwards you all can come up for a nightcap [everyone stops walking] and.....Guys?! *the three beat sasuke to a pulp* Krillen&vegeta&killua: Sicko! |
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2004-07-15, 21:53
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Terran Marine: Jimmy
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Canada Eh...
Age: 35
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Never Say This!
Shikamaru: Wow, What A Good Day To Be Lazy, Just Wanan Sleep And Look Up At The Clouds....
Naruto: Shikamaru! Your Supposed To Say Somthing You Would Never Say!!! Shikamaru: Pfft, Screw That, Lets Go Watch One Piece. Naruto: Amen Brutha! ---------------------------- Kimimaro: Wow, I Got A Boner. |
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2004-07-20, 22:35
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kyōki-ō
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: somewhere in your house. . .
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Shikamaru: Why are you so happy Naruto
Naruto: hehe, Ero-senin gave me these suuuuuper ninja vitamins to help me with my training YOSH!!! LETS TRAIN!!! Shikamaru: not gonna happen Sakura: pass Ino: no way Hinata:. . .um. . .*blush*. . .I'll train with you Naruto Naruto: ALRIGHT! LET'S GO!!! ------------------ Back at Jiraya's Jiraya (walking into the bathroom): . . .So I tell him I have these vitamins that'll help him become a super ninja, and the kid runs to my medicine cabinite and gobbles them all down Lady (from the bedroom): haha. . .Jiraya your so cute with your students. . .  hurry back soon, baby Jiraya: hehe  . . .*closes bathroom door*Jiraya (thinking): SHIT! Weren't these things supposed to kick in after an hour!?! Damn you Bob Dole, you lieing son of a bitch!!!  Maybe if I take another one. . .Jiraya reaches into his medicine cabinite and pulls out a bottle labled "Tsunande's Patented Little Soldier Pills" Jiraya: Yum, orange! The last one was bubble gum  . . .wait a sec are these supposed to be flavored??? poors some more pills in his hand Jiraya: Flintstones?  Then what the hell hapened to my. . . ------------------ Naruto Throws a kunai, it bounces off a tree and lands a few feet in front of him SFX: Klank! kilnk! Hinata: Oh! I'll get it! Naruto: damn! Why am I having so much trouble concentraiting Hinata bends over to pick up the kunai Naruto: HOT DAMN! !!!CENSORED!!! Hinata: Oh, Naruto! |
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2004-07-22, 17:35
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Brutal Killer Math Logic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Deep in the realm of "that's wrong!"
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 Another fun spoiler for manga chapter 224: Spoiler:
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2004-07-22, 18:18
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Brutal Killer Math Logic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Deep in the realm of "that's wrong!"
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As for the satellite dish...  Spoiler:
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2004-07-23, 20:34
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Terabyte needs anime!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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 guess Sasu11 doesn't realize how many females are on this thread (or for that matter who they are) Kabuto Here you go, I have all the paper work set up for you to attend the ninja special olympics, Oro. (in no way do I mean this to be disrepectful) ORO *excited* and Smiles!  *see that wasn't sexual at all* *it can happen*Tosses empty KY tube at Hobo-san *didn't last that long, now did it*
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2004-07-23, 23:34
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Aria Company
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Anyway after a long drought of ideas, I finally have a new one. Sakura: Kakashi-sensei, I really need to talk to you. Kakashi: sure, what up? Sakura: well...I've decided to give up being a ninja. Kakashi: bout time you useless bi... I mean... that's too bad, what made you decide this? Sakura: Well I've decided to become a reporter. I have an interview with tsunade tomorrow. Kakashi: thats great. we could always use another reporter in Konoha. Damn, a reporter. Now i have to hide my stash of sharingan eyes. If word gets out that I'm selling them, I'm finished *the interview* sakura: so tsunade, what were you thinking when you slipped Jiraiya that drugged sake? Tsunade: How'd you find out about that? Well I was thinking he was a pervert and... Sakura: one second tsunade. What do you mean you left the lens cap on, your dumber than naruto! Tsunade: Umm... who are you talking to? Sakura: The dumbass camara guy. He left the lens cap on. Tsunade: There's no one there.... Who did you say you worked for again? Sakura: KNN Konoha News Network Tsunade: I see... I just need to make a quick phone call... *15 minutes later* psychologist nin: Yup you were right tsunade-sama, classic schizophrenia. The poor girl's probably been seeing things and hearing voices for years. A bit odd though it usually sets in later in life... Tsunade: don't worry about stuff like that, sometime it hits in childhood, just make sure she gets all the help she needs. I'll tell her parents myself. Psychologist nin: sure thing, we have a privite room ready for her. Tsunade: Well I guess I'd better inform her parents. *get's up to leave* *knock Knock* random mail nin: Tsunade-sama your birthday present from Jiraiya is here, it seems to be a video poker machine. Tsunade: Awesome, set it up right away. Not like I have anything important to do.
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