2004-04-08, 22:57
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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2004-04-09, 00:11
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Age: 37
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 You managed to make fun of the "never say" clique, AND be hillarious, AND earn recognition by the gang at the same time. That's the best non-Naruto stuff I've read here yet 
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2004-04-09, 07:53
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Terabyte needs anime!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Gaara Boy that was the best sexual experience I've ever had !
 *and yes, boys and girls it's all caught on tape, when Ninja's go WILD volume 2! Order NOW in the next 10 minutes and get a free hunter's spoon (heck just melt them down if you have too many) let's watch Gaara's scene Spoiler:
 *heck toss him in the barrel* Oh, and just so you know most offers are good only if they come with Hunter's spoon *it's not as easy as it sounds, you have to take the original one from Sasuke and he's one perverted guy  gosh knows what you have to do to get it-me I gave him Hobo* *Oh, and you don't get Dental yet SasukeXoro you have to make it past your probationary time*ME I'm really Howard Stern (I know I'm not a Naruto character, but the thread is in the Naruto forum and so am I and I'm a character) Goes off wondering what the hell did Slade post that got deleted  Master Ran]*how did you know I thought that?* also, very wise and knowing Sakura Oh Naruto Kun please come down and talk to me I've decided to sleep with you Hinata Sakura, you can't really go thru with this, we just want the Kyuubi and I'm not letting a foreheadwhore touch my precious. Sakura Shush, I'm just telling him that so he comes out of the tree *I want a little Kyuubi before they take it, come to your cherry bloosom* Hinata Oh, bother forget you Sakura *lifts off coat and is standing there in just her fishnets* Naruto Flies down, grabs Hinata and they are not seen of again?  ........... Spoiler:
of course Spoiler:
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2004-04-09, 11:43
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Pirate Girl Nyuu
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: I go about the world, looking for people to glomp.
Age: 39
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 Wow I never realized I was a Naruto character too. Awesome!*attempts to jump from tree to tree but realizes that ninjas FLY not DODGE in mid-air* And yes Sasuke can fly because he uses his ki (magical Key?) to fly off to Oro where they wedlock (bad pun intended) and somehow have pirate zombie kitty babies!   Nice funnie sasukeXoro! I had never thought about making fun of ourselves because I was afraid that Dranz would decide to push the button that makes the forum crash. A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others. Master Ran did you draw that? So cute! Love it! Everyone knows that Shika enjoys a little wine with his cheese, if you know what I mean. Yeah...I didn't get that one either.  Btw Pathy, Slade's post got deleted because he was asking Master Ran to join his army so that he could draw him insignias of little rabbits w/pancakes for him and his future empire. Everyone shall bow down to Teh Pancake Bunny! Naruto *throws himself off a cliff and SPLAT* Kuso!! How come the main character never dies! Curse the shonen law of physics!!  Sakura *walks by and notices strewn Naruto guts on the ground*  Later... Ino *eating* Wow Sakura! This is good meat! Tasty like dog! I guess I'll let you sleep in the big cage today. But only for today! Don't forget you have "orders" to fill!  I run a tight whoring business ya know!It ain't called a flower shop for nothing. Sakura Really?! Yay! The next morning... Lee I'll have the usual today! Nuthin but hoes and alcohol here! Btw that smells delicious! *nice guy pose* Ino Sure. She's waiting in her room. *starting up the bbq* Lee Alright Sakura-san! Time to bend over and take it like a milkman!.... Sakura *inside a jar* Lee-san! Help me! I got stuck inside the big cage again!  Neji Hey, isn't that my old wank jar?
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2004-04-09, 14:16
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Terabyte needs anime!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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LOL I love that pancake dutch bunny!!! Save the dutch bunny!
How about a little pancake bunny being held and cared for by Gaara while he is hugging Hinata for our new sig-I still love the one we have now  slade But with a new song for Naruto it might be time for a new WACWNS member Sig??  Kaoru, I just re-read your Sig and the idea of Oro running around without underpants is just *where is that barf-o-meter* I'm feeling sick, I'm glad he wares those long robes Sorry, but I don't know how to do photoshop Gai-Kakashi heck no one wants to see my posts with pictures *Dranz spoons out eyes* see this is why i don't *plus to lazy to sit down and learn it* Just joking Dranz i wouldn't want to babysit this forum either *Gai Sensei thumbs up to you-honest*I'll pack up a chocolate bunny for Dranz to cheer him up then it will henge into Sasuke and that will really cheer him up! shonen law of physics Sakura will continue to whine and get none yet has great contract w/lots of air time! Hinata will continue to be a asswhoping girl and be sweet and get no air time Naruto, yes he will never die, unless he offers himself to be sealed in his best friends body Sasuke *puke* Kakashi, the cool young guy with talent and all we see in one eye and his toes and his hands....bother then... Jiraiya, the older horney guy who walks around with the coolest hair and uber strong talent however his shorts are baggy. (most skin shown of all male characters) Tsunade, most talented all around, yet foolish (bad poker player) & LAZY.. (gosh could you picture her kids with Shikmaru's?- they'd be like "don't make me raise my finger"-when their kids are acting up) Lee, has the lowest talent born ability yet works the hardest yet get's no girls (shit does anyone get any? ever-oh yeah they do in this thread) and get's injured the worst. The 3rd: Super strong and stuck with taking care of village and has to ware the funniest hat ever seen (and in public) I don't get it as his ninja outfit is the coolest by far! Neji: Strongest in clan, yet still just a caged bird and can never rule or lead clan. Sasuke: well, we all knows he's gay :fingers: enough said, and all the girls want him. so actually this thread is ANTI SHONEN *the other day I heard the word "beads" and because of this thread my head starts thinking "me likey anal beads (repeat)" *ads more to barf-o-metre. I'm sure I have Sai to thank for this
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2004-04-09, 14:39
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Pirate Girl Nyuu
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: I go about the world, looking for people to glomp.
Age: 39
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Unfortunately this is the best I can do:  F34R MY P4INT SKILLZ!!! Let's see someone do something naughtier, as this is what this thread is all about it seems. "Gayest thread ever" Gay means cool in case your wondering. Oh yeah Pathy-san, I was hoping it was something that Oro didn't say! and hopefully never will!
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2004-04-09, 15:47
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Pirate Girl Nyuu
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: I go about the world, looking for people to glomp.
Age: 39
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LOL! Keeping it real Pathy-san!
I forgot Lee's Leaf protector thingy! Curse my short-term memory loss! Kiba Ya know if I didn't have a dog right now, I'd be getting all the pussy! Ino Well that's too bad because Lee over here tells me that he gets lots. Must be that flask he keeps in his suit. Hinata Is that what it is? Damn and here I was thinking about making malevolent bunnies that eat your furniture. Or Naruto, your call. Pathy I saw this picture and for some reason Sasuke popped into my head. Being the evil jumpsuit bunny that he is! Spoiler:
 I don't know though... it'd be more like Itachi cooking endangered animals just to piss off those Leaf animal activists. Which Shika happens to a part of on the side. Love those fuzzy animels!
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2004-04-09, 16:14
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Terabyte needs anime!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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ORO: Oh, Kabuto, get me some get me some *like little brat kid* Spoiler:
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2004-04-09, 16:48
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Coordinated Insanity
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Between Good & Evil
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?It's good to see the ladies are having a blast I saved the paint job you did Kaoru-chan, I'll work it into a parody when I have the chance... it was so adorable . The following parody is not a manga spoiler. But it's more effective if read top to bottom. Read Right to Left!! Spoiler:
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2004-04-09, 19:58
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Join Date: May 2003
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Congratulations!
The "What a character will never say" thread is now closed for a second time, thanks to the genius of pathyfinder who broke the Spoiler rule in major fashion by copying and pasting something very important from the Manga Chapter Discussion Thread, and even if the Spoiler rule wasn't in effect right now, he didn't even use a spoiler tag! Now now, the blame isn't just set on pathyfinder, you can thank most of yourselves as well for being off-topic despite most of you knowing I've closed this topic just for that very reason before. Just one little more sign of trouble from any one of you, and I would've closed it just as fast, it just so happened that pathyfinder managed to be the first one. I might reopen this thread, I might not. Maybe I will after I start seeing forum members actually abiding by the new spoiler rule. |
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2004-04-16, 15:32
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Join Date: May 2003
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You know, I wish people would stop asking me to open this thread because that annoys the crap out of me. The more people ask me to open, the more I'll keep it closed.
And since I'm fed up with it. This thread will be closed forever. Too bad. .............is what I would've said if I was that mean of a person. Actually, I am kind of annoyed by people aksing me but since I'm in a good mood I've decided to re-open the thread today (even though a certain Lexander started to bug me...///_^). But make sure you abide by the rules and not go off-topic, but if for some reason which you all seem to find that you do go off-topic, please contribute to the thread at the very least. So don't make me close this thread again. I don't care how many of you will be annoyed, I'm not afraid to close it down for good. With that settled, enjoy the revival of the thread! Again! Spoiler:
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2004-04-16, 15:41
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apathetic
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: teaching kaoru how to play GO
Age: 34
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!! THE THREAD IS BACK!!!!!!!!!! w00ts are in order! w00t w00t w00t w00t!!!!
just so i'm still on topic......... Naruto: i want ramen! Get it? there's no datte bayo at the end!!! BWHAHAHAHAHHAH kneel before my humoristic skills BWAHHAAHAHAHH |
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2004-04-16, 15:47
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Pirate Girl Nyuu
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: I go about the world, looking for people to glomp.
Age: 39
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Holy pancakes on bunnies Batman! We're back!
I'm gonna give Dranz a lollipop now! Oh oh quick ON TOPIC! Kiba: I think I'll sell Akamaru to Ino for money for a new car. Hey last I heard there were no cars in the Ninja world.
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2004-04-16, 15:59
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Killing Intent
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Cyberspace
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Sasuke: Hey you Neji!! Always told you my Sharingan was way cooler!
Neji *with red eyes*: You wish Uchiha..... Sasuke: Sure...so what's up with the eyes then? Neji: *cough*gotsunburned*cough* Sasuke * bursts out in very high pitched laughter* I know...it sux big time...but the idea was good....i think... |
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2004-04-16, 16:31
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has big feet
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: UK
Age: 35
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shikamura : damn it konohamure how'd you beat me again at chess.
naruto: i look like the fourth hokage on the big rock naruto : (victory song plays in background)kakashi is soo last summer. lee:should i try a different hairstyle gai: ditto Jiraiya: (on telephone) thats right i would like to cancel my porn sky package and sign up for the discovery channerls |
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