“Material-L? What are you doing here?” Not that Material-S had any objections to her friend’s sudden arrival.
Garyu took a brief moment to back off and reassess the situation while the Fate replica begun her long explanation. “Well, it all started when I wanted to go see what that Lulu girl was up to and I saw something super awesome through her door from the staircase! She was like ‘launch timing at your discretion’ and ‘Fly, Garyu!’ and I thought to myself, it was just like launching one of those giant robots! Seriously, any otaku would have lost it right there if they saw that in person. All that’s needed to make it perfect is Seiji Mizushima to direct, Toshihiko Sahashi and Kenji Kawai to compose the launching background music, a few white doves to fly alongside the hero while soaring just over the clean sparkly ocean, and it’s a guaranteed hit on Youtube or Nico Nico Douga, I’m telling you.”
Even though at the moment they were enemies who opposed each other, in this one moment, this one singular and unique moment in the universe, all the other combatants made the same face, complete with twitching. It was a Bonding Moment of Mutual Understanding where each of them, from Fried to Garyu, from the Bureau mages to the Starlight Destroyer, shared the same pain of trying to figure out what the hell Material-L was blabbering on about.
“So I talk to Yami-chan in my noggin about how she launched that Garyu guy and Yami-chan asks me to follow him and bring him back for being a bad butler or something like that in exchange for her dessert. Isn’t she nice like that? And it looks like I caught up in time, even when Mr. Kamen Rider here had a ten second head start!”
Garyu felt a sense of alarm wash over him. Even with the speed of his black light form, reaching the battlefield from the house took him about twenty seconds. And based on what the Fate replica said, she could cover the same distance in about half the time so that meant she was ridiculously fast. Then again, that Fate woman who visited the home some time back was just as fast while in those mock battles.
“I see. Go ahead and play with him for a bit. I have to deal with some naughty children here.”
“You gonna need any help?”
Material-S thought about it for a brief moment. Considering Material-L’s usual behaviour, it was likely she would immediately try to kill those two if she learned that they were responsible for Yuuno’s disappearance. And since Material-D needed them alive for interrogation purposes, the only course of action would be to keep the Lightning Assailant in the dark for now. “No, I will be fine.”
Rai shrugged. “Alrighty then but don’t take too long! It’s getting dangerously close to dinner time and that giant misshaped chicken is looking kinda tasty right now.”
“What giant chicken?” Caro then noticed that those eerie red eyes of that Fate replica looking directly at Friedrich and put two and two together, much to her discomfort. “You are not eating Fried! He’s a dragon!”
“So… you’re saying that dragons don’t taste like chicken? I mean, if he sorta looks like a chicken, then he’s gotta taste like a chicken too, right?”
“You can’t just have Fried for dinner!”
Material-L huffed in annoyance. “Why not? All I gotta do is kill him, take out the guts, clean off the scales so that he’ll be easier to chew, cut off those wings, and grill it over a fire with a dash of salt and pepper and BOOM! Instant five star dinner plate!”
“But that would ruin your appetite for dinner if you ate all of it,” noted Material-S.
“Hm… you have a point…”
‘She’s insane.’ There was no doubt in Erio’s mind that his guardian’s doppelganger was missing several marbles. He wagered that it would also make her a far more dangerous enemy to fight. “Sorry, Garyu… but can I count on you to keep that Fate-san copy occupied while Caro and I try to stop the other enemy?”
The insect warrior nodded although he didn’t look too happy about it. Not that Erio could blame him. Considering how easily he had been stopped earlier by that girl, the main question became how much time would pass until she got bored of him and actually dragged him back to the Alpines, all beaten up.
“Thanks.” He just hoped that he and Caro would have some better luck this time around considering how much they stayed on the defensive in the last fight. So far, the only advantage they had was numbers but that didn’t count for much with the power that their enemy had at her disposal.
Meanwhile, Material-L finally came to a decision. “You know what? I’ll cook that guy up anyway! He looks like a good source of protein!”
“Are you sure you want to do that?” Honestly, Material-S had no clue on the effects of consuming dragon meat. What if it made her ill?
“I won’t be eating all of him, Seikou-chan! Kero-chan will eat the rest!” On cue, the tattoo on her shoulder glowed and a burst of light flew out from it, revealing the gigantic three-headed hound on the ground who gave a gigantic howl to the skies.
‘So much for our numbers advantage!’ This was turning out to be a lousy day.
“Can he fly?” asked Material-S quietly, pondering whether he would be at a disadvantage.
“Nope but he can jump good! Go on, Kero-chan! There’s your dinner!”
As Cerberus hurled himself towards Friedrich, Erio knew that if there was ever a time to curse his luck, this would be it.
So I come home from work and I got 8 review alerts in my mail box. The silliness continues
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I’m not telling you we have the right to “bash” homosexual couples (real or fictional), like the fictional stories of this author do more often than not
So prefering straight means I bash gays now? Isn't that like saying everyone who didn't vote for Obama is a racist?
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F91 does not bash homosexual relationships and has in fact written plenty of them, including NanoFate. Please stop insulting him like that.
Thank you.
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Fate with Yuuno just simple big NO! and giving her to Yuuno just for some poor fanboy harem fantasy(like I see in most stuff done by this author) is just childish.
Hey, I only did that, like........... twice!
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F91 = ferret troll = nanohater hated by the community
Wait, I'm a nanohater now? But... but... Nano is so adorable
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Also, I lol'd at the "despite popular belief, not canon!" BS. NanoFate is ultimate canon works, etc. This is the most popular yuri couple of all times, and still standing strong against TOSHINO KYOKO in YY.
... What's YY?
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It's not poor taste, he does it on purpose for trolling
I do? Wow, this person knows stuff about me that I didn't even know! And here I thought I did it because I enjoy it and want other people to enjoy it.
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then his troll fics get spammed in 4chan.
They do?! Didn't realise I was popular enough to get posted on 4chan! Why did no one tell me this earlier?
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Nanoha being interested in men after she met Fate for the first time is blasphemy! With her little gay family she doesn't have the time to remember her old friends of the first and second seasons.
Pffft, sometimes I wonder if these people even watch/read things if they think Nanoha is such a horrible person.
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I'm sure alot of you trolls are from AnimeSuki, which btw, is a shitty site.
Some one said it on the internet so it must be true!
Well, this isn't the first time the review section of one of my fics became a discussion board. At least it's beefing up my review counter
Anyways, onto important matters:
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Spoiler for MD Update:
“Material-L? What are you doing here?” Not that Material-S had any objections to her friend’s sudden arrival.
Garyu took a brief moment to back off and reassess the situation while the Fate replica begun her long explanation. “Well, it all started when I wanted to go see what that Lulu girl was up to and I saw something super awesome through her door from the staircase! She was like ‘launch timing at your discretion’ and ‘Fly, Garyu!’ and I thought to myself, it was just like launching one of those giant robots! Seriously, any otaku would have lost it right there if they saw that in person. All that’s needed to make it perfect is Seiji Mizushima to direct, Toshihiko Sahashi and Kenji Kawai to compose the launching background music, a few white doves to fly alongside the hero while soaring just over the clean sparkly ocean, and it’s a guaranteed hit on Youtube or Nico Nico Douga, I’m telling you.”
Even though at the moment they were enemies who opposed each other, in this one moment, this one singular and unique moment in the universe, all the other combatants made the same face, complete with twitching. It was a Bonding Moment of Mutual Understanding where each of them, from Fried to Garyu, from the Bureau mages to the Starlight Destroyer, shared the same pain of trying to figure out what the hell Material-L was blabbering on about.
“So I talk to Yami-chan in my noggin about how she launched that Garyu guy and Yami-chan asks me to follow him and bring him back for being a bad butler or something like that in exchange for her dessert. Isn’t she nice like that? And it looks like I caught up in time, even when Mr. Kamen Rider here had a ten second head start!”
Garyu felt a sense of alarm wash over him. Even with the speed of his black light form, reaching the battlefield from the house took him about twenty seconds. And based on what the Fate replica said, she could cover the same distance in about half the time so that meant she was ridiculously fast. Then again, that Fate woman who visited the home some time back was just as fast while in those mock battles.
“I see. Go ahead and play with him for a bit. I have to deal with some naughty children here.”
“You gonna need any help?”
Material-S thought about it for a brief moment. Considering Material-L’s usual behaviour, it was likely she would immediately try to kill those two if she learned that they were responsible for Yuuno’s disappearance. And since Material-D needed them alive for interrogation purposes, the only course of action would be to keep the Lightning Assailant in the dark for now. “No, I will be fine.”
Rai shrugged. “Alrighty then but don’t take too long! It’s getting dangerously close to dinner time and that giant misshaped chicken is looking kinda tasty right now.”
“What giant chicken?” Caro then noticed that those eerie red eyes of that Fate replica looking directly at Friedrich and put two and two together, much to her discomfort. “You are not eating Fried! He’s a dragon!”
“So… you’re saying that dragons don’t taste like chicken? I mean, if he sorta looks like a chicken, then he’s gotta taste like a chicken too, right?”
“You can’t just have Fried for dinner!”
Material-L huffed in annoyance. “Why not? All I gotta do is kill him, take out the guts, clean off the scales so that he’ll be easier to chew, cut off those wings, and grill it over a fire with a dash of salt and pepper and BOOM! Instant five star dinner plate!”
“But that would ruin your appetite for dinner if you ate all of it,” noted Material-S.
“Hm… you have a point…”
‘She’s insane.’ There was no doubt in Erio’s mind that his guardian’s doppelganger was missing several marbles. He wagered that it would also make her a far more dangerous enemy to fight. “Sorry, Garyu… but can I count on you to keep that Fate-san copy occupied while Caro and I try to stop the other enemy?”
The insect warrior nodded although he didn’t look too happy about it. Not that Erio could blame him. Considering how easily he had been stopped earlier by that girl, the main question became how much time would pass until she got bored of him and actually dragged him back to the Alpines, all beaten up.
“Thanks.” He just hoped that he and Caro would have some better luck this time around considering how much they stayed on the defensive in the last fight. So far, the only advantage they had was numbers but that didn’t count for much with the power that their enemy had at her disposal.
Meanwhile, Material-L finally came to a decision. “You know what? I’ll cook that guy up anyway! He looks like a good source of protein!”
“Are you sure you want to do that?” Honestly, Material-S had no clue on the effects of consuming dragon meat. What if it made her ill?
“I won’t be eating all of him, Seikou-chan! Kero-chan will eat the rest!” On cue, the tattoo on her shoulder glowed and a burst of light flew out from it, revealing the gigantic three-headed hound on the ground who gave a gigantic howl to the skies.
‘So much for our numbers advantage!’ This was turning out to be a lousy day.
“Can he fly?” asked Material-S quietly, pondering whether he would be at a disadvantage.
“Nope but he can jump good! Go on, Kero-chan! There’s your dinner!”
As Cerberus hurled himself towards Friedrich, Erio knew that if there was ever a time to curse his luck, this would be it.
Nice Samurai Jack reference. Though I think Material-L's speeches are being over done again. Wasn't she supposed to begin to mellow out?
Oh, and to bring up something really old, I was wondering if something I wrote went over anyone's head. In my Nakajima Christmas story I had Cinque decide not to throw a cookie to a dog when she realised it was chocolate chip. Did anyone get why that was?
I find it ironic that these people are clambering for equality of sexuality and such while they keep hating on one guy who prefers heterosexuality over homosexuality.
The the one NanoFate fan in there that defended him was kinda surprising.
I find it ironic that these people are clambering for equality of sexuality and such while they keep hating on one guy who prefers heterosexuality over homosexuality.
All too common, sadly. Like those extreme feminists who think men should be submissive to women. They over shoot 'equality' and land completely in the other extreme.
I'm very much an equal rights supporter, which is why I objectify men too and I write fics where I turn straight people gay
In all seriousness, I wonder if any of those guys realize that some people filter what fics they might read based on review count.
Review count is an awful litmus test for reading fics. I've done that a few times and wondered how the hell some of those stories even got a single reviews.
I wasn't around for the whole 300 vs Legion thing and such, so I have to ask... why exactly does every other Nanoha fan out there think ASuki is such a horrid place?
I would think those who base what they read on reviews would actually look at the reviews. If they saw it was a bunch of pointless back and forth would they bother?
I wasn't around for the whole 300 vs Legion thing and such, so I have to ask... why exactly does every other Nanoha fan out there think ASuki is such a horrid place?
We're not mindless NanoFate worshippers and make sport of bashing those that are?
Review count is an awful litmus test for reading fics. I've done that a few times and wondered how the hell some of those stories even got a single reviews.
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