2009-01-10, 21:37 | Link #3424 |
Ebichu Transform!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: The night sky.
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Texas Survivor
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do a series entitled, 'Survivor-Texas Style.'
The contestants will all start in Dallas; then drive to Waco; Austin; San Antonio; over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio; El Paso; Midland; Odessa; Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene; Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas. Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay" – "I Love the Dixie Chicks" – "Boycott Beef" – "OBAMA 08" – "George Strait Sucks" – "I'm here to confiscate your gun!" The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!!
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2009-01-10, 21:43 | Link #3425 |
Honyaku no Hime
Fansubber
Join Date: May 2008
Location: In the eastern capital of the islands of the rising suns...
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For those who are familiar with Japanese conbini's (convenience store) this will prove to be a laugh of recognition for you.
Bonus if you're a Final Fantasy Fan This is the smash bro's version, same song, different montage, no subs, but if you watched the FF version, you'll understand the tune. Enjoy Spoiler for Smash Bros Version:
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2009-01-11, 19:03 | Link #3428 |
Honyaku no Hime
Fansubber
Join Date: May 2008
Location: In the eastern capital of the islands of the rising suns...
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Seriously, not sure how you find slititng wrists to be funny, let alone confirm and post the 'right way' to go about it. No form of physical self harm should be taken in jest, (short of using yourself as an example if you must joke about it). But I could have done without knowing that it's not 'horizontlly' but 'vertically' to what? Maximise the amount of veins we can slit open? Gee thanks, I'll be off to buy my razor then.
Do we also get a bonus picture and diagram of how to successfully go about posioning ourselves with carbon monoxide using a car in a garage too? Of course if people think I need to lighten up and could possibly explain the humour of posting pics with implications, direct and indirect to slitting wrists, I'd love to hear it, really I would, cause last time I checked, the reality is far from funny.
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2009-01-11, 20:08 | Link #3430 |
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 35
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Actually slitting your wrists is really stupid if you're trying to hurt yourself. You most likely will end up cutting the tendons, then there goes finger control. Then you can't cut yourself anymore.
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2009-01-11, 20:17 | Link #3431 |
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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I saw this on TV yesterday! (Saturday's boooooring)
Simple and brief infomercial. It was great but he said something that sounded funny for my ears... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc |
2009-01-11, 22:39 | Link #3434 | |
Human
Join Date: Aug 2004
Age: 37
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Incidentally, from what I hear cutting the wrong way is pretty much impossible to die from, it just hurts. Although quite a few people do try to commit suicide like that, presumably to the relief of their families. |
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2009-01-11, 23:24 | Link #3435 | |
books-eater youkai
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Betweem wisdom and insanity
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The joke than started this was more about ''a idiot doing it all wrong''. The fact than the action was trying to kill itself had only a limited impact. But some of the following joke are less tastefull, more enphasing on the act itself.
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2009-01-13, 01:07 | Link #3440 |
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Top Six Signs You Are Watching Too Much Football
6. Only fresh air you've had this month is opening door for pizza guy 5. You refer to orange juice as FedEx orange juice 4. When wife finishes making dinner, you dump jug of Gatorade on her 3. You schedule an appointment to talk to your doctor about Andy Reid's cholesterol 2. When you go to McDonald's you insist on ordering the McNabb 1. Laura has to keep reminding you you're still president for two more weeks |
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