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Last_Hope · 2006-01-15, 05:52

Inoue: I´m going to eat Ramen Noodles today

Her taste in food scares me.

Aeolos · 2006-01-17, 11:35

Ichigo: OH NO! Ive ran out of blood!

silence86 · 2006-01-17, 11:50

Kenpachi: dun fight guys, everything can sit down and talk about it...i hate bloods

Ziv · 2006-01-18, 18:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaden

Ichigo: I need healing...
Yoruichi: Sorry, feral specced

lol. you play too much WoW

Morisato · 2006-01-19, 03:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloudy

Hitsugaya:Who dares to call me a bean

!
Soi Fong:Tell me where is Joshua!?
Ichigo:AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get it...

1) VA for Ed Elric
2) VA for Rosette Christopher

Ellaer · 2006-01-19, 18:18

Yoruichi: *hack* *hack* *cough* *hack* *cough*
Ichigo: Yoruichi...san?
Yoruichi: *hack* Sorry. Hairball.
Everyone:

Bedlam · 2006-01-22, 01:52

Ikakku: *does action pose* HOoooooooOOOooo! *forehead sparkles*

Kenpachi: ...turtle wax?

Ikakku: Ya!

Kenpachi: *walks over to Ikakku, rubs his hands over his head, and waxes his hair in pointy angles* Time to ride!

Ikakku: ...

Dionysus · 2006-01-24, 12:05

Renji: You're better than me Ichigo

Ichigo: You're better than me Renji
----
Chad: I LOVE FIGHTING LETS FIGHT
----
Hitsugaya: My office is officially your bedroom Matsumoto!

Bedlam · 2006-01-24, 18:24

Hitsugaya: Gin, go away, you smell like cow dung.

Gin: Clever! My ass and your lips should meet!*exits*

---

Ichigo: Hey, why are you so down Ishida? It's your birthday! Want me to order you a clown?

Ishida: *shudders* A clown hurt me once.

Mayuri: *out of nowhere* ...IT'S A FACEMASK... A FACEMASK YOU PEON!

Ichigo: Whatever you say Bozo.
---

Rukia: Hey, how's Renji's injuries?

Ichigo: He was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.

Renji: Dude!

Ichigo: Oh, my fault. Not crying, punching the wall all manly and angry like, you know what I mean?

---

My original joke

Ichigo: *imitating Byakuya* Ban Kai. *throws a fistful of sakura petals at Byakuya's face*

Byakuya: ...

Renji: HAHAHAHA!!!

Byakuya: Monkey boy, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "See ya" then the third word will be "Oh-my-god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch."

Renji: See ya.

Ichigo: ZING!

---

if people can guess my inspiration for some of these, the funnier it'll be too. Not that all of my jokes are rips either.

Wolcik · 2006-01-24, 19:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bedlam

My original joke

Ichigo: *imitating Byakuya* Ban Kai. *throws a fistful of sakura petals at Byakuya's face*

Byakuya: ...

Renji: HAHAHAHA!!!

Byakuya: Monkey boy, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "See ya" then the third word will be "Oh-my-god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch."

Renji: See ya.

Ichigo: ZING!

Ichigo: *imitating Byakuya* Ban Kai. *throws a fistful of sakura petals at Byakuya's face*

Byakuya: ...

Renji: HAHAHAHA!!!

Byakuya: Monkey boy, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "See ya" then the third word will be "Oh-my-god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch."

Renji: That's more than t... OH-my-god!...

---

Kurosaki Isshin: Ichigo, it looks like u have a problem, want to talk about it?

Kurosaki Ichigo: Oh Dad *starts crying*

Kurosaki Isshin: It's alright *pats Ichigo's head* Daddy's here...

Kurosaki Karin: Dad, can u come here for a moment?

Kurosaki Ichigo: *still crying*

Kurosaki Isshin: Can u see Ichigo needs me more?

(came out of nowhere)

asam_laksa · 2006-01-29, 21:36

Hanatarou :: "BANKAI!!"

Komataguri · 2006-01-29, 23:26

Hanataro :: Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Yunkel · 2006-01-30, 00:33

Tousen.- Did you see Naruto last night episode?
Byakuya.- Yes, and i like it.

Renji.- oh no!, Ichigo is bleeding again!
Kenpachi.- dont worry, ill go find Unohana, brb.

Tousen.- Komamura's true face is a what????

Shiryu (form saint seiya).- And now Ichigo, Ill teach you the art of losing blood without dying.

MarcusG · 2006-01-30, 09:04

Touson- Pardon, I didnt quite hear you. What?!, Your saying that Iam not azn. Iam black?! Oh $h#t son. Dats off da chain.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Unohana- Iam going on vacation now See you guys later.
*two episodes later with blood everywhere and dead bodies*
Unohana- Where is everyone?
*suddenly she senses a godly reistsu she never felt before*
Hanatarou- They are gone. *Holding a huge bloody blade*
Unohana- What do you mean gone?
Hanatarou- They are dead. I killed them. Everyone is dead. After you left there was nobody to protect our division nor revive others. It was just a bloody massacre. Why did you leave us? Do You know the pain and suffering you have caused me.
My mind became unstable after I saw my friends get slaughtered. Then I just....snaped. I lost some memory of the event. I just remember the voices of the countless shinigami I killed. Even the hallows,women, and children. All I can remember is 'no stop' and 'help me'. The sound blood gushing from their bodies. The heads rolling on the ground. Even if they did nothing wrong begging for their lives, I still killed them. It was like music to my hears. The sword piercing through flesh and bones. *chuckles* You know what? ........ It was.... fun. * Hanatarou Licks the blood off the sword and smiles* Wanna join me.

Unohana- *wakes up from dream drenched in cold sweat*
Hanatarou- Good Morning Unohana are you ready for your vacation. You need time to relax. Don't worry everything will be fine. I will take care of everything.
Unohana *Pukes* I feel sick.

KanaKaishou · 2006-01-30, 10:36

Aizen: Guess who's back!
Back Again!
Aizen's Back!
Tell a Friend!

damitz_rjay · 2006-01-31, 17:03

Uh....here's just a little quicky...

Rukia: Condition Red Issued! Condition Red Issued!

Heh heh.....yeah it wasn't that funny...

Bedlam · 2006-02-01, 05:10

Ichigo: Why is the Hollow's world called Hueco Mundo? ...and why is it spanish?

Ishida: ...Er, uh... well...maybe Hueco Mundo's entrance lies in Mexico!

Chad: ...racists.

Yunkel · 2006-02-01, 19:29

Chad.- el hollow's world esta en México, los mas lejos posible de U.S.A.
Ishida.- why?
Chad.- mm.. er... perhaps americans stinks so much that the hollows had to move.
Ichigo- racists....
Ishida.- so desu ka....

Sirch · 2006-02-01, 22:23

Rinrin: "No, that wasn't very funny. I'm not going to laugh."

MarcusG · 2006-02-01, 23:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yunkel

Chad.- el hollow's world esta en México, los mas lejos posible de U.S.A.
Ishida.- why?
Chad.- mm.. er... perhaps americans stinks so much that the hollows had to move.
Ichigo- racists....
Ishida.- so desu ka....

Was anyone in this anime American?

2006-01-15, 05:52	Link #61
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2006-02-01, 22:23	Link #79
Sirch Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: USA Age: 44	Rinrin: "No, that wasn't very funny. I'm not going to laugh." __________________

2006-01-17, 11:35	Link #62
Aeolos Nipples! Join Date: Jan 2006 Age: 34	Ichigo: OH NO! Ive ran out of blood!

2006-01-17, 11:50	Link #63
silence86 I'm new Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Earth	Kenpachi: dun fight guys, everything can sit down and talk about it...i hate bloods

2006-01-19, 18:18	Link #66
Ellaer Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006	Yoruichi: hack hack cough hack cough Ichigo: Yoruichi...san? Yoruichi: hack Sorry. Hairball. Everyone:

2006-01-22, 01:52	Link #67
Bedlam Delphic Babel Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In my mind Age: 38	Ikakku: does action pose HOoooooooOOOooo! forehead sparkles Kenpachi: ...turtle wax? Ikakku: Ya! Kenpachi: walks over to Ikakku, rubs his hands over his head, and waxes his hair in pointy angles Time to ride! Ikakku: ...

2006-01-24, 12:05	Link #68
Dionysus Ichigo VS Hitsugaya plz Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada	Renji: You're better than me Ichigo Ichigo: You're better than me Renji ---- Chad: I LOVE FIGHTING LETS FIGHT ---- Hitsugaya: My office is officially your bedroom Matsumoto!

2006-01-24, 18:24	Link #69
Bedlam Delphic Babel Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In my mind Age: 38	Hitsugaya: Gin, go away, you smell like cow dung. Gin: Clever! My ass and your lips should meet!exits --- Ichigo: Hey, why are you so down Ishida? It's your birthday! Want me to order you a clown? Ishida: shudders A clown hurt me once. Mayuri: out of nowhere ...IT'S A FACEMASK... A FACEMASK YOU PEON! Ichigo: Whatever you say Bozo. --- Rukia: Hey, how's Renji's injuries? Ichigo: He was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying. Renji: Dude! Ichigo: Oh, my fault. Not crying, punching the wall all manly and angry like, you know what I mean? --- My original joke Ichigo: imitating Byakuya Ban Kai. throws a fistful of sakura petals at Byakuya's face Byakuya: ... Renji: HAHAHAHA!!! Byakuya: Monkey boy, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "See ya" then the third word will be "Oh-my-god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." Renji: See ya. Ichigo: ZING! --- if people can guess my inspiration for some of these, the funnier it'll be too. Not that all of my jokes are rips either.

2006-01-29, 21:36	Link #71
asam_laksa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006	Hanatarou :: "BANKAI!!"

2006-01-29, 23:26	Link #72
Komataguri Reverend K-Rist Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: America's Wang. Age: 40	Hanataro :: Screw you guys, I'm going home.

2006-01-30, 00:33	Link #73
Yunkel Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006	Tousen.- Did you see Naruto last night episode? Byakuya.- Yes, and i like it. Renji.- oh no!, Ichigo is bleeding again! Kenpachi.- dont worry, ill go find Unohana, brb. Tousen.- Komamura's true face is a what???? Shiryu (form saint seiya).- And now Ichigo, Ill teach you the art of losing blood without dying.

2006-01-30, 09:04	Link #74
MarcusG Remember Law of Ueki Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Georgia, USA	Touson- Pardon, I didnt quite hear you. What?!, Your saying that Iam not azn. Iam black?! Oh $h#t son. Dats off da chain. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unohana- Iam going on vacation now See you guys later. two episodes later with blood everywhere and dead bodies Unohana- Where is everyone? suddenly she senses a godly reistsu she never felt before Hanatarou- They are gone. Holding a huge bloody blade Unohana- What do you mean gone? Hanatarou- They are dead. I killed them. Everyone is dead. After you left there was nobody to protect our division nor revive others. It was just a bloody massacre. Why did you leave us? Do You know the pain and suffering you have caused me. My mind became unstable after I saw my friends get slaughtered. Then I just....snaped. I lost some memory of the event. I just remember the voices of the countless shinigami I killed. Even the hallows,women, and children. All I can remember is 'no stop' and 'help me'. The sound blood gushing from their bodies. The heads rolling on the ground. Even if they did nothing wrong begging for their lives, I still killed them. It was like music to my hears. The sword piercing through flesh and bones. chuckles You know what? ........ It was.... fun. * Hanatarou Licks the blood off the sword and smiles* Wanna join me. Unohana- wakes up from dream drenched in cold sweat Hanatarou- Good Morning Unohana are you ready for your vacation. You need time to relax. Don't worry everything will be fine. I will take care of everything. Unohana Pukes I feel sick.

2006-01-30, 10:36	Link #75
KanaKaishou Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005	Aizen: Guess who's back! Back Again! Aizen's Back! Tell a Friend!

2006-01-31, 17:03	Link #76
damitz_rjay Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006	Uh....here's just a little quicky... Rukia: Condition Red Issued! Condition Red Issued! Heh heh.....yeah it wasn't that funny...

2006-02-01, 05:10	Link #77
Bedlam Delphic Babel Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In my mind Age: 38	Ichigo: Why is the Hollow's world called Hueco Mundo? ...and why is it spanish? Ishida: ...Er, uh... well...maybe Hueco Mundo's entrance lies in Mexico! Chad: ...racists.

2006-02-01, 19:29	Link #78
Yunkel Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006	Chad.- el hollow's world esta en México, los mas lejos posible de U.S.A. Ishida.- why? Chad.- mm.. er... perhaps americans stinks so much that the hollows had to move. Ichigo- racists.... Ishida.- so desu ka....