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I pay for the anime with my precious time XD . They should come thanking me with their knee down for I spended my time on their shows . The only two crimes I could think of(except getting born) is intruding systems and stealing a model motor when I was six. The rest doesn't count in my dictionary of being a honest person .
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2004-10-04, 14:06 | Link #63 |
Cool as a Cucumber
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Holland
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I once stole a choclate bar...that was the last time I would steal anything.
They found me out and I started crying like hell. even my shit was scared They let me go without noticing the bar was inside my sleeve. The first thing i did was run around the corner, eat the motherfucking bar and went home.
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2004-10-04, 14:22 | Link #65 | |
Cool as a Cucumber
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Holland
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since you ask... It really was a neat way of stealing shit. we often used it before. Tutorial: 1) stand before the candy-stand and act normal (how obvious we must have looked back then..oh yes..sweet times) 2) when the shopkeeper is not looking, slide the candybar in your sleeve. 3) Make some apathic remarks, for instance: "gee...I don't like bounty, let's go" 4)You head for the exit and JUST before you reach the security gates, SCRATCH YOUR HEAD! it's so simple. You scratch your head with your arm with the sleeve in wich the stolen candy is located and whoop! the IR-beams cannot detect the barcode of the stolen goods and you walk out with your sugary loot. 5) run home, have a change of daipers and enjoy your freshly stolen candy Congratulations little timmy, you are now 1 step closer to being a rascal! Needless to say I stopped because this method is far from waterproof It's still a good story tho
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2004-10-05, 02:11 | Link #67 |
now with 20% more ego!
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'Forgive me Father for i have sinned'
Downloaded MP3's and the like. Crossed the road when the 'red man' was on. Littered. Vandalised (*Very small acts,like on a desk*) Crimes that aren't illegal Wasted food/time/water/resources.(*Odds are,so did you >*) Borrowed $60+ from a friend and never returned it. Lied. Insulted. Overdued library books. Never returned a novel to the school library after i borrowed it. Started a thread in this forum which was insensitive as hell. Cursed. Being generally ignorant. |
2012-07-05, 02:09 | Link #68 |
this is how its done
Join Date: Mar 2012
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beating people up or should I say disturbing the peace.I also use to steal valuable stuff from people like music players, game systems etc . I did it mostly mostly because I was jealous That some people got better stuff than me.Other crimes I've done are property damage and getting copyrighted stuff for free off the internet. it's kinda of funny how I changed so much that some of my friends have said I have gotten soft. I was just a stupid kid looking for trouble
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2012-07-05, 02:17 | Link #69 |
Onee!
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Auckland, NZ
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You can add black magic to the list. The secret forbidden dark arts of necromancy are not to be used lightly.
The biggest one for me would probably be privateering. It's different from piracy because it's sanctioned by the Democratic Republic of Myself. Wait.
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2012-07-05, 04:07 | Link #74 |
Senior Guest
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Athens (GMT+2)
Age: 35
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Nah, it's only a crime if you get caught...in which case, I'm clean If not, about 130 ROMs, worth... $130 OTOH I've already paid over €4,000 for original games and I actually own not one but 3 AMIGA systems (500,500+,1200) and most of the games I've emulated, so meh.
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2012-07-05, 04:10 | Link #75 |
Banned
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dai Korai Teikoku
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In my case, I used a steel pipe to beat about two dozen rugby players, resulting in broken bones, ripped muscles, concussions, internal bleeding, etc. However, due to circumstances, a charge was never brought against me.
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2012-07-05, 04:45 | Link #76 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: قلوب المؤمنين
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I never received any charged, but I insisted on reading sealed books for free (which means I had to rip the plastics open) in the same book store a little bit too frequent as a middle schooler and got caught. I just got scolded and I gave a false identity and address.
That's the only crime that I got caught for so far....
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2012-07-05, 04:49 | Link #77 |
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Well I've download so much Pirated Contents, Games, Books, Movies, Software, Textbooks, oh yeah and lots of music. I don't think I have ever bought anything downloadable in my entire life aside from this one CD i bought before someone showed me kazaa I'm still awaiting 3d Printer so I can pirate real stuff.
been Watching Adult Videos since waaay before I was 18. started drinking before 21 Ran a Red light Twice (by accident bot times I swear) Race Friends on Highway. Drove on wrong Side of the road God I was so stupid back then! After watching "Walmart is destroying America" documentary I did not feel guilty about eating the grapes in fruit section anymore. (it was my way to protest). this thread makes me remember that one time I woke up and found my entire block filled with cop cars and vans. from normal police to FBI, I freaked out. First thing that went through my mind was it must be because of the Piracy. I knew I should have installed two electromagnets at the door to wipe my hard drive...." I almost shit my pants. turns out it was a drug bust, neighbor 2 houses down was using house as farm. most attention the suburbs got for a long time.
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2012-07-05, 09:40 | Link #80 |
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If I could pirate computer hardware I would.
Though I'm half proud that more than half of digital products I use today are not pirated. But it used to be 105% illegal. There's also random little things like: - Shop lifting trivial objects that aren't really worth anything when I was younger. - Jaywalking - Leaving the scene of a car accident - Under-aged drinking. I drank wine since I was 4. Go asian parents lol. - Debt? I don't think that's a crime though. - Suspended for assault (Grade 3 lol -__-") - Possession of a weapon (I started bringing a switchblade with me because I got robbed twice in the same month). It was permanently confiscated and I was threatened expulsion. I'm not a bad person, I am just stupidly stubborn when it comes to Canadian laws =/. The switchblade was stupid. But it felt like a security blanket despite how nothing good can come of it. |
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