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<^UmAyR^> · 2004-01-25, 14:56

When u eat a sausage, U make a poo
But i wonder
When u eat a poo, do u make a sausage

?

KaeMeera · 2004-01-25, 15:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by <^UmAyR^>

When u eat a sausage, U make a poo
But i wonder
When u eat a poo, do u make a sausage

?

Wow, UmAyR... I feel like slapping you, now! lol

Meph, that was actually pretty good.

*scrolls up to begin reading Raiden's mile-long post*

Quantsini · 2004-01-25, 15:17

roses are red
violets are blue
all my base
are belong to you

babbito2k · 2004-01-25, 16:01

haiku/fight song mode:

Flowing through the wires
Running out of blank CDs
AnimeSuki!

nooc · 2004-01-25, 16:10

Wrapped in a blanket while typing these words.
Fingers are icy and time seems all blurred.

What should he type? What meaning is there
to utter these words in a forum that's here.

The TV is on and is playing loads of crap.
Maybe I should take a bloody long and serious nap.

Let me just end this poem of ultimate nonsense
while I just wain for my brain to get un-dense.

Greetings to all who actually read up to here.
Just added some nonsense, oo bloody dear!

PS. Disregard this post.

KaeMeera · 2004-01-25, 16:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by nooc

PS. Disregard this post.

LMAO! That wasn't half bad for being "nonsense".

I liked it, anyway... Afterall, aren't some of the more famous poems kinda...I dunno...hard to understand? You do the math...er...or...something.

<^UmAyR^> · 2004-01-25, 16:36

Red hooded Sweatshirt

I just love my sweeeeeaaat shirt

Remember the time i needed a nap,
I used u as a pillow,
On that spanish lady's lap

I like to rest my hands in my kangaroo pouch,
It makes me feel all warm and fluffy
Like a big soft couch,

Remember the time, when the weather was no good,
I said bye bye rain,
As a pulled up my hood

I just love my sweeeeeaaat shirt

Joe Dalton · 2004-01-25, 16:43

:edited as to not offend ..... 2 many people:

nooc · 2004-01-25, 17:01

Quote:

I liked it, anyway... Afterall, aren't some of the more famous poems kinda...I dunno...hard to understand?

You liked my poem? wow, I must be talented!

Quote:

You do the math...er...or...something.

1+1=1

Quote:

Originally Posted by <^UmAyR^>

I just love my sweeeeeaaat shirt
... ...
I just love my sweeeeeaaat shirt

That must be a pretty nice sweatshirt!

KaeMeera · 2004-01-25, 17:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by nooc

You liked my poem? wow, I must be talented!

1+1=1

That must be a pretty nice sweatshirt!

It's not a sweatshirt, it's a sweeeeeeeeeat shirt.

nooc · 2004-01-25, 18:02

I just loved my dirty sweeeeeaaat shirt!

I remember my old lovely sweeeeeaaat shirt,
because all the time it was covered in dirt!

Didn't matter hom much it was washed
and maybe I should have burnt it to dust!

Some times I used my sweeeeeaaat shirt as a rug,
when, on the floor, was an ugly dead bug.

This is the story of my long lost sweeeeeaaat shirt
that was always covered in a great deal of dirt.

I just loved my dirty sweeeeeaaat shirt!

<^UmAyR^> · 2004-01-25, 18:11

haha nice one nooc

nooc · 2004-01-25, 18:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by <^UmAyR^>

haha nice one nooc

Why, thank you.

boneyjellyfish · 2004-01-25, 18:41

Wow! This thread sure is a lot more popular that that OTHER post your poem thread!

*considers getting his old book o' limericks*

Flash_Squirrel · 2004-01-25, 18:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneyjellyfish

Wow! This thread sure is a lot more popular that that OTHER post your poem thread!

*considers getting his old book o' limericks*

There you go, now this one is really the most popular one.

Dark_Voodoo · 2004-01-25, 19:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneyjellyfish

Wow! This thread sure is a lot more popular that that OTHER post your poem thread!

*considers getting his old book o' limericks*

I knew Id seen this thread before
I remember it was a bore
reading it made me sore
My poem skills are evil to the core.

^_^;;

KaeMeera · 2004-01-25, 19:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark_Voodoo

I knew Id seen this thread before
I remember it was a bore
reading it made me sore
My poem skills are evil to the core.

^_^;;

Are they really evil to the core? Do you wash them in Evil? Do you feed them Evil? Do you teach them how to speak Evil?

Do ya? DO YA?!

Dark_Voodoo · 2004-01-25, 19:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaeMeera

Are they really evil to the core? Do you wash them in Evil? Do you feed them Evil? Do you teach them how to speak Evil?

Do ya? DO YA?!

My poem skills are as black as my soul
My soul is as black as coal
I wonder is it my soul?
Or is it just another lump of coal.

Evil is my path
The only path I hath
I walk it alone
As evil akes in my bone
My heart as stone.

I say to ye
Leave me be
And dont interrupt
As my poems corrupt

In this world Evil is what we breath
Evil is what we eat
Evil is bound to our meat
The Earth becomes evil beneath our feet

The Earth dies from our actions
The Earth cannot survive
The Earth will fall from a knife in our hands
The Earth holds us in its grip
The Earth's grip is about to slip
The Earth's slip will be our death
The Earth's slip will be of good
The Earth's rebirth will come and our evil will be undone

RavenChild · 2004-01-25, 23:31

here's a sonnet i made:

A soul empty, deep, and dark,
searches for a place to rest.
Forsaken, forgotten, a castaway,
the soul is cursed, not blest.
Without hope, all life fades,
blocked from light of better days.
Try hard, we do, to no gain,
pushing back our final breath.
The light causes people pain,
but relief from suffering is death.
Darkness falls across your life,
it is coming so heed your call.
Death comes over in the cover of night,
without one last stand, you fall.

:RavenChild

TheBigL · 2004-01-26, 11:10

All of the poems here are pretty good

But my Fav so far is this 1:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quantsini

roses are red
violets are blue
all my base
are belong to you

2004-01-25, 23:31	Link #59
RavenChild エリック Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: my closet, deep and dark Age: 36	here's a sonnet i made: A soul empty, deep, and dark, searches for a place to rest. Forsaken, forgotten, a castaway, the soul is cursed, not blest. Without hope, all life fades, blocked from light of better days. Try hard, we do, to no gain, pushing back our final breath. The light causes people pain, but relief from suffering is death. Darkness falls across your life, it is coming so heed your call. Death comes over in the cover of night, without one last stand, you fall. :RavenChild __________________ *********** RavenChild ************

2004-01-25, 14:56	Link #41
<^UmAyR^> Naruto Sensei Join Date: May 2003 Location: earth....i think Age: 36	When u eat a sausage, U make a poo But i wonder When u eat a poo, do u make a sausage ?

2004-01-25, 15:17	Link #43
Quantsini ^_^ Chibi-Trekkie ^_^ Join Date: Nov 2003	roses are red violets are blue all my base are belong to you

2004-01-25, 16:01	Link #44
babbito2k annoying white bat Join Date: Jan 2004	haiku/fight song mode: Flowing through the wires Running out of blank CDs AnimeSuki!

2004-01-25, 16:10	Link #45
nooc Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere else	Wrapped in a blanket while typing these words. Fingers are icy and time seems all blurred. What should he type? What meaning is there to utter these words in a forum that's here. The TV is on and is playing loads of crap. Maybe I should take a bloody long and serious nap. Let me just end this poem of ultimate nonsense while I just wain for my brain to get un-dense. Greetings to all who actually read up to here. Just added some nonsense, oo bloody dear! PS. Disregard this post.

2004-01-25, 16:36	Link #47
<^UmAyR^> Naruto Sensei Join Date: May 2003 Location: earth....i think Age: 36	Red hooded Sweatshirt I just love my sweeeeeaaat shirt Remember the time i needed a nap, I used u as a pillow, On that spanish lady's lap I like to rest my hands in my kangaroo pouch, It makes me feel all warm and fluffy Like a big soft couch, Remember the time, when the weather was no good, I said bye bye rain, As a pulled up my hood I just love my sweeeeeaaat shirt

2004-01-25, 16:43	Link #48
Joe Dalton Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003	:edited as to not offend ..... 2 many people:

2004-01-25, 18:02	Link #51
nooc Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere else	I just loved my dirty sweeeeeaaat shirt! I remember my old lovely sweeeeeaaat shirt, because all the time it was covered in dirt! Didn't matter hom much it was washed and maybe I should have burnt it to dust! Some times I used my sweeeeeaaat shirt as a rug, when, on the floor, was an ugly dead bug. This is the story of my long lost sweeeeeaaat shirt that was always covered in a great deal of dirt. I just loved my dirty sweeeeeaaat shirt!

2004-01-25, 18:11	Link #52
<^UmAyR^> Naruto Sensei Join Date: May 2003 Location: earth....i think Age: 36	haha nice one nooc

2004-01-25, 18:41	Link #54
boneyjellyfish Evangelist of the Kazoo Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: AnimeSuki Forums	Wow! This thread sure is a lot more popular that that OTHER post your poem thread! considers getting his old book o' limericks