2007-07-05, 07:18 | Link #3141 |
Konoha's ANBU
Join Date: Dec 2005
Age: 38
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Naruto vs Itachi.
Naruto: Itachi!! Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! Itachi: !! Itachi: I give up. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Naruto (eating) & Sakura (looking at Naruto) Sakura: Naruto... Naruto: Get lost! I am eating. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ninja Academy Random kids: Sensei who is that!? Iruka: Kakashi? Iruka: What are you doing in my class? Kakashi: I need to learn how to read! I got a new book from Jiraiya-sama but this one doesnt have any pictures. Kakashi: And he told me this one is the best so far. Iruka: Do you want me to read it for you? Kids listen up...i'll tell you a story from this book. Kakashi: No, wait that's my... Iruka: Let's see....!!!! Kids: Well read it! Iruka:
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2007-07-05, 10:42 | Link #3142 | |
Stalking You
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Where do you live? How dare you judge my humble abode!
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2007-07-09, 20:23 | Link #3146 |
Junior Member
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Uhmmmm, somewhat spoilers... I guess
Deidara: Itachi, your awsome!!!!!!!!!!!! Deidara: Art? Pssh, that's dumb.... Orochimaru: Ew! Snakes! Get them away from me! Tobi: Don't worry. I'll take care of this fight. Uhhhhh, that's all I got.... |
2007-07-15, 18:06 | Link #3147 |
Fear the Vizard
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On Earth
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i read this in a comic somewhere:
hinata: hey naruto i wanted to have (sex) intercome:attention hinata:with u intercome:the next match begins in 5 mins hinata:<he probably thinks im a dirty slut right now> naruto:<wat does she wanna hav w/ me lunch? yeah that seems 'bout right> sure hinata we can eat out hinatah thank u naruto-kun srry for the double post but: Jiriaya:hey tsunade wanna come over for some gambling tsunade:hell yeah orochimaru:lets play strip poker the first one to lose gets raped 2 hours later tsunade: im never games with u 2 ever again jiraiya:but it was fun orochimaru:its not my fault i was hoping jiraiya would lose jiraiya and tsunade: orochimaru; i've said too much 3rd hokage:hey guys wanna play some card games? <tsunade runs up and punches him in the face> 3rd hokage(now with a bloody nose): wats her problem Last edited by Hunter; 2007-07-16 at 04:19. Reason: do not double post |
2007-07-15, 19:48 | Link #3148 | |
Konoha's ANBU
Join Date: Dec 2005
Age: 38
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Within the village of Konoha our main characters Sakura & Kakashi are looking for Naruto.... Sakura: Where could he be?? We were supposed to meet here.. Kakashi: Hmmmm (thinking)....He must be at the Ramen Shop. At the Ramen Shop Owner: Welcome! Sakura: Excuse me...Have you seen Naruto? Owner: Hmm (thinking)....i think so...he came this direction but then suddenly ran away...he seemed in a hurry.. Kakashi & Sakura: Kakashi: Well...let's check out if he's home. At Naruto's door {Knock Knock!!} Naruto: Shit who is it?! (approaching the door) Naruto: (opens the door) What is it!? Get lost or come in quick! Sakura & Kakashi: Sakura: Idiot! We have our mission! Get you equipment! Naruto: .... Kakashi: Well...it's an S-Rank if you want to know... Naruto: I am not interested at the moment! Kakashi: Sakura: Naruto: Sakura!!! Move Bitch!! Bleach is starting! You are in front of the TV! ================================================== ======= ========================[Up next Shino!!]===================== Spoiler for shocking!:
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2007-07-18, 10:02 | Link #3149 |
Konoha's ANBU
Join Date: Dec 2005
Age: 38
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Lee: They call me a dropshot but my dad the slowpoke is called a genius?
Lee: I guess they judge me for my looks .. Lee: What should i do? Dad... Bruce: What did you call me? I'll teach you something that you will NEVER forget.... Spoiler for after the training:
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2007-07-18, 10:30 | Link #3150 | |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: New Mexico
Age: 34
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2007-07-18, 15:25 | Link #3151 |
Time-diver
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Location is all relative.
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-The following is a Yaoi-parody for all those crazy fangirls who will read any yaoi manga that's dangled in front of them...
Sasuke: *depressing sigh*. Naruto: Hey Sasuke! Wow you're quite the grouch ain't ya? Do you need a hug? Sasuke: I am not a very huggable person. Naruto: Then how about a kiss? Sasuke: Are you hitting on me? Besides we already *angry mumble*... Naruto: Whatever gave you that idea? Sasuke: Well you're being kinda frontal about it... Naruto: Please it's just a suggestion. Then how about I get some cream, pour it all over your body and lick it all off? Sasuke: THERE you just did it AGAIN! Naruto: Whatever do you mean? Sasuke: Grrrr, that's it prepare to die! Fight me now! Naruto: Alright let's go make hot, sweaty, monkey love....I mean "You're on-dattebayo!"
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2007-07-18, 16:33 | Link #3152 | |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: New Mexico
Age: 34
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2007-07-18, 23:01 | Link #3154 | |
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 35
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2007-07-19, 09:58 | Link #3155 |
Junior Member
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Naruto : Hokaji will become!
garra : a sign of love and compassion Kakashi : Ninja Duplicator strong Rock lee:they Sinpo young boy Njie : trying to develop Albekojan Sakura : trying to do something is not like past episodes and many of them can not remind them that thank you very match kakashi22 |
2007-07-19, 15:23 | Link #3157 | |
Wolfy!
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2007-07-19, 16:30 | Link #3158 |
What?!
Join Date: May 2007
Location: On Earth
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Neji to Hynata : " Byakugan!..OMG!.....THONGS!!!"
Tsunade to Jiraiya : " Wanna see my Assets!" The 4th Hokage when sealing the Kyuubi : "S__T!! Wrong kid..i was aiming for Sasuke!!" Naruto and all the boys are standing outside the ramen shop while the girls look on from a distance...Sakura is then overcome with curiosity faces Hynata.. Sakura : "Hynata...Why do you like Naruto soo much?" Hynata faces Sakura,with Tenten,Ino and Temari looking on with excitment. Hynata : " Byakugan!!" Sakura,Tenten,Ino and Temari : " ??? ". Hynata : "......because SIZE matters"... Sakura,Tenten,Ino and Temari : " !!!!".. Sakura : " But I thought Sasuke.." Hynata : " sorry , you thought wrong"... LOL... |
2007-07-19, 17:09 | Link #3159 | |
Tesseract Enigma
Graphic Designer
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Itachi: Sasuke . . . Itachi: You lack . . . penis!
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