Nanoha FanFiction Discussion

[RadiantBeam]

Originally Posted by 00-Raiser

My answer to all 4: They get trapped together somewhere, and love blooms from there!

..... What? I never said I could make them work in a way that was original.

... It works for Macross!

I'll give some actual thought to it tomorrow when I have a functional brain.

I vote they all get trapped in a violent cave in. :3

Pageclaim for latent violence!

[TheShinySword]

Y-You've become rather vicious lately dearie.

[Nya~n]

Radiant needs so love~

Originally Posted by Allquall

Because I can't let Satashi have all the fun.

Spoiler for Realistic Bedroom Scene:

Nanoha’s eyes eased themselves open to slowly look at the clock on her nightstand. She gave a low guttural groan and rubbed her eyes in annoyance after reading “3:27” on the old clock. She popped her neck and breathed in deeply while shifting to lie on her back and stare at the dark ceiling.

‘Hour and a half,’ she calculated in her mind until the alarm would ring for the blond woman sleeping soundly next to her. She took a few calming deep breaths while trying to ease her mind back into unconsciousness.

“You know I hate it when you do that,” a low woman’s voice cracked in the darkness.

“Sorry,” Nanoha rasped and cleared her throat.

“What time is it?” Fate muttered while sitting up and looking at the clock.

“3:30, baby,” yawned the brunette as she rolled onto her side facing the blond.

“Uuuug,” the woman in the black nightie groaned and fell back onto her pillow in frustration.

“Think you can sleep for another hour?” Nanoha asked apologetically.

“I’m going to have to try!” Fate’s words came out a little sharper than intended as Nanoha listened to her pop her back.

“Sorry, Ms. Crankypants,” the brunette whispered while scooting over next to the warm body. Her face nuzzled Fate’s shoulder and kissed her neck.

“I can smell your breath from here,” Fate giggled.

“I was about to say the same thing,” Nanoha answered and pushed herself closer to the warm body, “Maybe garlic bread wasn’t the best choice for last night.”

Fate laughed and hugged the woman next her sleepily, “You can’t help it that I make it better than a box. Oh well, a girl can do worse.”

Nanoha smiled as she felt the pair of soft lips brush lightly against hers, “You know, if we aren’t going to be sleeping for a little bit-“

Her voice trailed as her hand ran gently across the blond’s abdomen.

“No,” Fate grunted and rolled over to face the wall.

“Why are you so damn grouchy tonight, “ the brunette moped and pressed herself against Fate’s back. She knew Fate wanted to. “You need to relax.”

“Not tonight,” Fate mumbled defensively.

“Come on, babe.”

Fate could feel Nanoha’s predatory grin against the exposed skin of her back.

“You really aren’t going to want to,” Fate gasped as a cold hand slid up her chest.

“How can I not want to with you around,” Nanoha answered seductively as she nibbled on the blond’s earlobe.

“I’m warning you,” Fate moaned as she felt the hand move from her breasts down to the elastic band on her black cotton panties.

“Just relax,” Nanoha cooed as she moved her hand lower while kissing the woman’s neck, “Let me-“

“You could have just told me rather than making it such a mystery!” Nanoha frowned as she felt a bulky outline on the front of the panties, "The cotton should have been my first clue."

“Sorry,” Fate chuckled, “Started this afternoon.”

“Explains the cranky-“ A plump pillow to the face interrupted her as the blond rolled onto her back and closed her eyes.

Nanoha scowled in the darkness staring at the clock and realizing that she would have to “fly solo” for four more days.

Looks like Raising Heart's back in business again.

[SulliMike23]

Originally Posted by Allquall

Because I can't let Satashi have all the fun.

Spoiler for Realistic Bedroom Scene:

Nanoha’s eyes eased themselves open to slowly look at the clock on her nightstand. She gave a low guttural groan and rubbed her eyes in annoyance after reading “3:27” on the old clock. She popped her neck and breathed in deeply while shifting to lie on her back and stare at the dark ceiling.

‘Hour and a half,’ she calculated in her mind until the alarm would ring for the blond woman sleeping soundly next to her. She took a few calming deep breaths while trying to ease her mind back into unconsciousness.

“You know I hate it when you do that,” a low woman’s voice cracked in the darkness.

“Sorry,” Nanoha rasped and cleared her throat.

“What time is it?” Fate muttered while sitting up and looking at the clock.

“3:30, baby,” yawned the brunette as she rolled onto her side facing the blond.

“Uuuug,” the woman in the black nightie groaned and fell back onto her pillow in frustration.

“Think you can sleep for another hour?” Nanoha asked apologetically.

“I’m going to have to try!” Fate’s words came out a little sharper than intended as Nanoha listened to her pop her back.

“Sorry, Ms. Crankypants,” the brunette whispered while scooting over next to the warm body. Her face nuzzled Fate’s shoulder and kissed her neck.

“I can smell your breath from here,” Fate giggled.

“I was about to say the same thing,” Nanoha answered and pushed herself closer to the warm body, “Maybe garlic bread wasn’t the best choice for last night.”

Fate laughed and hugged the woman next her sleepily, “You can’t help it that I make it better than a box. Oh well, a girl can do worse.”

Nanoha smiled as she felt the pair of soft lips brush lightly against hers, “You know, if we aren’t going to be sleeping for a little bit-“

Her voice trailed as her hand ran gently across the blond’s abdomen.

“No,” Fate grunted and rolled over to face the wall.

“Why are you so damn grouchy tonight, “ the brunette moped and pressed herself against Fate’s back. She knew Fate wanted to. “You need to relax.”

“Not tonight,” Fate mumbled defensively.

“Come on, babe.”

Fate could feel Nanoha’s predatory grin against the exposed skin of her back.

“You really aren’t going to want to,” Fate gasped as a cold hand slid up her chest.

“How can I not want to with you around,” Nanoha answered seductively as she nibbled on the blond’s earlobe.

“I’m warning you,” Fate moaned as she felt the hand move from her breasts down to the elastic band on her black cotton panties.

“Just relax,” Nanoha cooed as she moved her hand lower while kissing the woman’s neck, “Let me-“

“You could have just told me rather than making it such a mystery!” Nanoha frowned as she felt a bulky outline on the front of the panties, "The cotton should have been my first clue."

“Sorry,” Fate chuckled, “Started this afternoon.”

“Explains the cranky-“ A plump pillow to the face interrupted her as the blond rolled onto her back and closed her eyes.

Nanoha scowled in the darkness staring at the clock and realizing that she would have to “fly solo” for four more days.

OH man I can't stop laughing here! I don't mean to be crude but...it must be that time of the month.

[00-Raiser]

Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

I vote they all get trapped in a violent cave in. :3

I think they should all take a ride on a Nice Boat instead!

Anyways, I did think up a premise for Nanoha/Zafira.

[RadiantBeam]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Y-You've become rather vicious lately dearie.

You only just noticed this now?

*shot*

[Alavon]

I thought about my shorts and I realized that I'm pretty good at doing these than fics... >.>

Spoiler for Nanoha's Tactics:

Nanoha: Okay students. Can anyone remember the most important rule on how to destroy your enemies?
Students: FULL POWER TOTAL DESTRUCTION!
Nanoha: And if that fails?
Students: MARRY THE ENEMY!
Fate: *face-palm* Oh, boy...

Spoiler for Emo Nanoha:

Nanoha: *emo mode* I'M LONELY...BE MY FRIEND!!!!
Fate and Arf: OMG!!! [Deleted swears that would have made Precia proud]*Fleez but is Starlight Breaked by Emo!Nanoha*
Nanoha: Friiieend.....

Spoiler for How Nanoha's name was chosen:

Creator: Okay, people! We need a name for Kyoya and Mizuki's younger sister.
Guy 1: What are we looking for?
Creator: Innocence...and can be said during shouts of passion!
Guy 2: Um...Nanoha?
Creator: Nanoha? Where the hell did you hear that?!
Guy 2: I just made it up...
Creator: Brilliant!

Spoiler for Random Yuunoha what if:

Yuuno: Everyone, Nanoha and I have an announcement to make.
Everyone: ?
Nanoha: You guys probably don't know this but...
yuuno: *nervous* heh, heh...
Y+N: *both take a deep breath* WE'RE GOING OUT!
Everyone: WTF!!!!! 0_o
Vita: Didn't see that coming....

Spoiler for Yukari and Nana are at it again!:

Yukari: *imitating Nanoha's voice* Oh, Fate-chan, I love you!!!!
Nana: *Imitating Fate's voice* Nanoha, make love to me!
Yukari: *imitating Nanoha's voice* Come here!
Y+N: *both giggling at their little joke*
Tsuzuki: *sighs* Okay, you two. Can you both just read what is on the script? T_T;

Spoiler for Time is ticking:

Nanoha: *flails* Waaaah!
Fate: What's wrong, Nanoha?
Nanoha: I'm 25!
Fate: *raises an eyebrow* And you're whining because...?
Nanoha: I'm going to die a virgin!
Fate: ... ( -_-;

Spoiler for Nanoha is as dense as a rock:

Nanoha: Hello, Fate, Yuuno and Vita. What is that all three of you wanted to talk with me about?
F+Y+V: WE LOVE YOU!
Nanoha: :3 ?

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Originally Posted by Tempest Dynasty

Weird pairngs, eh?

PRECIA-NANOHA

FATE-VITA

CHRONO-ARF.

ZAFIRA-NANOHA

GO.

Precia/Yuuno. Yuuno/Yuno (Gasai). Fate/Momoko. Chrono/Lindy. Nanoha/Quattro. Vita/Kyouya. Arf/Signum. Zafira/Arisa. Jail/Miyuki. Vivio/Kane.

[Alavon]

Originally Posted by Dark Knight Gafgar

Precia/Yuuno. Yuuno/Yuno (Gasai). Fate/Momoko. Chrono/Lindy. Nanoha/Quattro. Vita/Kyouya. Arf/Signum. Zafira/Arisa. Jail/Miyuki. Vivio/Kane.

Those really are weird pairings! 0_o

[Kashiro]

Originally Posted by Dark Knight Gafgar

Precia/Yuuno. Yuuno/Yuno (Gasai). Fate/Momoko. Chrono/Lindy. Nanoha/Quattro. Vita/Kyouya. Arf/Signum. Zafira/Arisa. Jail/Miyuki. Vivio/Kane.

I feel sorry for Yuuno. Then again, since he seems to be a masochist in these pairings. Maybe he likes the pain?

[RadiantBeam]

... Why does the idea of Momoko/Fate make so much sense to me?

[TheShinySword]

Well Satashi does portray Fate with a love of cinnamon buns and momoko does run a bakery

[Allquall]

Originally Posted by RadiantBeam

... Why does the idea of Momoko/Fate make so much sense to me?

Because codependents typically go for someone who will mother them.

[Alavon]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Well Satashi does portray Fate with a love of cinnamon buns and momoko does run a bakery

That is very true!

[RadiantBeam]

....

So by that logic Fate isn't in love with Nanoha, she's in love with Momoko and settling because Momoko is happily married!

*shot*

[TheShinySword]

:,(

Nanoha: I love you!
Fate: I love your mother, but you kinda look like her so I guess you'll work
Nanoha:

[SulliMike23]

Originally Posted by Dark Knight Gafgar

Vivio/Kane.

Vivio with Kane!? Blasphemy! *points to his avatar*

[RadiantBeam]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

:,(

Nanoha: I love you!
Fate: I love your mother, but you kinda look like her so I guess you'll work
Nanoha:

....

The angst encourages me. :3

[Alavon]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

:,(

Nanoha: I love you!
Fate: I love your mother, but you kinda look like her so I guess you'll work
Nanoha:

Bwhahahahahahahaahahahahaahahah!

*dies from laughing too hard today*

[SulliMike23]

Originally Posted by Alavon

Bwhahahahahahahaahahahahaahahah!

*dies from laughing too hard today*

ACK!!! Alavon! *takes those machines doctors use to revive people and gets them ready* Clear! *uses them on Alavon's chest*