[Spoilers] What a Naruto character would never say

[p3psi]

im starting to see doubles and i think even triples (post of the same saying).
reading other people's post is just as fun as posting your own

[Stickels]

Naruto: "Hey Sakura, thats not right, Chakra works like this..."

[SnakeBite]

Naruto: "Wow...I never realized how boring being a Hokage really could be. Ah well, guess I'll be an ANBU then."

Zabuza: "Hey guys, guess who's back!!"

[Uzumaki626]

HAHA thats a good one Stickels...

And.. Naruto Talking to Sasuke.....

Thats not how you avenge your clan! Here let me show you how to kill your brother properly...

*Naruto kills Itachi*

[hobobaggins]

mmm...
the guy who gropes sakura in the country of the waves: "i take offense to the mere suggestion that i would molest YOU"

gatou: hmm.. i am a mega superbillionaire. why dont i kick back in the med, with hundreds of babes to entertain me.... what am i thinking. i want to have people kill other people for me.

Iruka: why is it that i am in a landlocked country, but still named after a marine animal

Shino: i wear "off" when my bugs piss me off

Kiba: i "like" dogs a bit more than you think...

[Uzumaki626]

hey hobo what episode does someone grope sakura? lol, think i missed that unless u made it up

[SnakeBite]

Zabuza: "I'll be back."

[kisame]

kakashi when asked where he got his sharingan: uh i got it as a prize in a cereal box

kakashi when asked if they can see his face: ok

oro to kabuto:kabuto its your turn to give me my sponge bath

[Uzumaki626]

hokage to Naruto: why work so hard for my title? here i promote you.. im getting too old

[cyli]

Haku: How could you just USE me like that, Zabuza!
Tsunade: I should stop while I'm ahead. The house always wins in the end.
Gama-bunta: Anything you want, Naruto-boss.
Itachi: I've missed ya, bro.
Hiashi-sama (Hinata's father?): i'm so proud of you, Hinata!

[Lst2touchdasky]

Sakura:*looks at herself* sasuke do you pink?
Haku:O shit my leg is stuck in this thing
Hokage: O no someones coming, must hide my porno stash in this pointless large hat
Itachi: HO HO HO MERRY CHISTMAS, wait i mean thanks giving well doesnt matter just matters that im with family
Shino: Cmon thats my food get off, Dont make me get out the bug spray

[p3psi]

Originally Posted by Uzumaki626

hey hobo what episode does someone grope sakura? lol, think i missed that unless u made it up

I think someone was trying to pick her pocket, and she thought the dude was going after her ass instead of her pocketbook.

i think i remember the guy saying like, "i wasnt trying to group you, just trying to steal your money" RIFK

[ShadowClone]

That was during the early Wave Country mission...Episode 11, I think...


Anyway, back to topic:

Naruto: "Hey, Jiraiya, let's have frog's legs for dinner tonight! KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!!"

Anko: "I gotta start wearing bras...these damn fishnets are tickling my nipples!!"

Kakashi: "I'm quitting being a ninja...I'm going to audition for a part in the 'Come Come Paradise' movie!!"

Tsunade: "I think my breasts are too small!"

Jiraiya: "Damn I wish I had the Hyuuga clan's Byakugan! It'd make my "research" SOOO MUCH EASIER!!"

[Moon The Cat]

Gaara:Ahhh!, I got sand in my eyes!
Oro: Just beat it ! (grabs his crotch and does the Moon Walk)
Oro: You want to have baby-butt skin, use my new cream: "Snake Touch"
Kakashi: See thise eye, I got it in 'Nam.
Kyubi or Oro: Konohana citizens, let's live in harmony and peace!

Kinda spoiler:

Spoiler:

Hoshigame(the shark guy): Am I cute or what?

NOTE: Some of this are not entirely mine, I remember them from the old forum.

[Pussel2k]

Shikamaru: Yay!
Choji: Who needs a shield of SAND?
Gai: I´m not gay.
Kakashi: Gravity?
Sakura: My name doesn't suit me...
Sasuke: But I´d like to play with you! (Said in the same way Gir talks)
Any ninja: Let's all make that swooshing sound that makes us fly away!

[kisame]

well since i still cant remember how to do spoiler tags

i cant post a correction to moon the cat cause hes my favorite character she talkin about

itachi: i didn't kill my family i swear
anbu:maybe the missiing nin will comeback on his own
zabuza: i wear this mask cause i got bad teath
ibiki: all these scars are from my days as a chef oven burns freakish knife accidents who woulda known you cant put your hand in a garbage disposer when its on or stick a fork into a plug socket
anko: oro why wont you call me

[Lee-pimp]

tsunde: hey jiraiya you wanna go out some time

Spoiler:

any hokage: hey im kninda pissed at the sand and sound wheres the nuclear launch button lets blow those sucker off teh face of the earth

sasuke:hey naruto theres something i wanna tell you.... im gay
gai: hey kakashi i admit it your better then me im gonna go back to my life as a ramen chef hell ill make more money from naruto alone then i will as a ninja

[AnimeFangirl]

Originally Posted by ShadowClone

\Jiraiya: "Damn I wish I had the Hyuuga clan's Byakugan! It'd make my "research" SOOO MUCH EASIER!!"

Actually I bet he says that every day.

[Moon The Cat]

Spoiler:

Maybe Jiraiya was the one who blackmailed the Hyuga clan. (You know, when Neji's dad was killed)

[Lee-pimp]

i think your on to something there moon

btw where is your nice old sig