Nanoha FanFiction Discussion

[Astral Corruption]

Originally Posted by Kireen

[Prepares nails and cross.] Well, let's see how you're going to handle things before deciding how to react. [Contacts carpenter for a cross customized for tentacle monsters.]

Anyway, found this while cleaning my HD, decided to give it a shot again cause my lessons are boring. Please don't kill me if it sucks.

Spoiler for Operation Wingmen:

Mission Report 01: Wisdom

The next morning Yuuno got up with the strongest headache he had ever since he tried to use his scrying spell on fifty books at time to try to speed up his work, not exactly his smartest plan ever.

He was sure that this was going to be his worst hangover, not the first, definitely not the last, but he doubted that anything else could top this one. The only good thing was that he felt somehow…good. That was the only way he could describe how his body was feeling, headache aside.

It took him a while to reboot his brain and try to remember what happened last night after Operation Wingmen started, but with very little success. It was then that he finally noticed that someone was staring at him from his left side.

“Good morning Professor.” A familiar monotone voice welcomed him as he turned his head to that side.

One his head was turned, he immediately recognized the pair of piercing blue eyes that were staring intently at him, the face that he knew too well with just some minor differences and her figure. The only difference form the usual was the small smile that crossed her lips, completely replacing her usually blank expression.

“S-Stern?” He stuttered once his brain was finally able to process all the information around him: clothes thrown around the room, the strange pleasant soreness of his body and most importantly the fact that he and his bedmate were naked. “Oh my god, what happened yesterday?” He asked in a panicked tone failing to remember what exactly happened the previous day.

“We had sex.” The material of Wisdom replied bluntly in a matter of fact tone, still maintaining the unusual small smile on her face, getting up, not looking distressed in the least by her state of undress.

“Ghe…” The librarian winced at the girl’s bluntness. “I…I’m sorry!” He finally managed to say bowing his head as he caught himself staring at her body.

“Why are you apologizing?” The clone of his long time crush asked cutely tilting her head to the side. “I was happy to have this opportunity to become one with Professor.”

“Uh?” Yuuno asked dumbly, not having expected such reaction.

“I enjoyed deeply last night.” She bluntly replied again, this time blushing a bit. “Are you displeased?”

“Ah…N-no.” He replied flailing his hands in front of him as flashes of last night started to flood his mind.

“Very well then.” Stern nodded starting to crawl on top of him, giving him a good show of her body.

“S-Stern, what are you doing?” He asked blushing and trying to turn his head to not look, but finding it impossible as the girl’s hands were keeping it in place.

“Round two.” The Starlight Destroyer replied as her smile grew even larger, sealing the librarian’s lips before he could have time to reply.

Before his mind went blank Yuuno’s last thought was that he had to thank the others next time he saw them.

Sitting on his dining table Chrono silently cheered at his operation success raising his mug of coffee.

“You look somehow satisfied this morning.” Amy noted grinning as she watched him grin back at her. “Did something good happen last night?”

“Oh, nothing much, I just managed to restored a bit of my karma and earn a couple of favor from a couple of people.” He vaguely replied as he watched the congratulation messages from his fellow Wingmen.

It's Nice to see more Yunno fics and the first one being with Seikou was good.

Originally Posted by Kireen

And here I am with the Nanoha and Hayate ones.

I fear that i got a little too fluffy with the Nanoha one, but i hope that the Hayate one can compensate.

Spoiler for Report 03 and 04:

Mission Report 03: Devil.

The next morning Yuuno got up with the worst hangover he had in his entire life, he didn’t know why, but he was sure that Chrono was to be blamed for that.

The blonde librarian would have gotten up from the comfort of his bed to splash some cold water on his face to rub off the last traces of sleepiness, but he found himself incapable of doing so for two simple reasons, he was feeling too exhausted to even lift a finger, and there was something that prevented him from getting up.

He could feel something warm snuggling on his left side, and something nuzzling around his neck.

Of one thing he was now sure, someone was sleeping hugged to him, if the rhythmic breathing was of any indication.
Using what little was left of his strength her moved his head to take a look at who his bedmate was, and a wide smile crossed his lips once he noticed a familiar mane of auburn hair resting on his chest.

Maybe, and just maybe, he was not going to show Chrono, Vice and Zafira certain not very well known and definitely not enjoyable applications of binding spells.

“Good morning…” His bedmate sleepily greeted him, snuggling closer as she opened her eyes.

“Good morning Nanoha.” He greeted the girl who has been in his heart ever since that fateful day many years ago, receiving a playful kiss on his lips in return.

“It looks like you managed to recover form yesterday.” She told him after spending some time checking on her childhood friend’s condition.

“Eh? What happened yesterday?”

“Well…when I met you and the others yesterday you were acting a bit strange…” Nanoha replied trying to look for the right words.

“Strange?”

“Well, when I found you four you all where quite drunk…” The Ace of Aces started her story. “…You were riding on Zafira shouting that you where the Kaiser Flettchen the first and that the world was going to be yours…”

“Urk…”

“And Chrono-kun and Vice-kun were bowing in front of you saying that they weren’t worthy of being in your presence and acting as your servants.”

“Geh…” Yuuno in that moment knew that he had to murder the three idiots even if it was going to be the last thing he did in his life. He had no regrets anymore by the look of things.

“And then Vice-kun suddenly started to feel sick, so Chrono-kun and Zafira asked me if I could keep an eye on you while the walked him toward the hospital.” Nanoha continued her story about what happened the previous day. “You were barely able to walk straight.”

“…” Yuuno in that moment had a quick flash of Vice grinning toward him and giving him a salute together with his self-appointed Wingmen. Maybe he was going to grant them a wish before strangling them.

“And then on our way home…Y-You confessed to me on our way home…” The legendary White Devil continued, blushing at the thought of the librarian bold declaration of love, as said librarian decided to start a competition on who could reach the brightest shade of red. “I’m sorry Yuuno-kun, if I had noticed earlier…”

“It’s ok; I was not the most straight forward suitor too.” Yuuno lied, knowing well enough that most of the people told him that it was painfully obvious that he liked her for a long time.

“Nyahahahahahah, I’m sorry for having been so dense.” Nanoha apologized again. “I’m sorry that I hurt you.”

“Don’t be, it’s ok now.” He reassured her, softly kissing her on her forehead. “But I still don’t remember why I’m feeling so tired.”

“Ehm… you could say that thing got a little heated once we arrived here…” Nanoha replied, reaching a shade of red that was probably not humanly possible to reach. “…We might have gotten a bit enthusiastic…” She continued, snuggling closer to hide her embarrassed face on his chest.

“Ahahah, you’re probably right.” He awkwardly laughed as he finally remembered last night action.

Then, even if he had no energy to lift his body from the bed, something else decided to rise as the librarian's mind was stimulated by the contact with his lover body and the memories from the previous day. He just hoped that she would not notice it; anything more would probably cost him his life in his state.

“Oh, it seems like someone is ready for another session.” He was not lucky enough.

And that day the chief librarian of the Infinite Library discovered that the legendary Ace of Aces was a devil both in the field and in the bed, he could now die as a happy man.

Mission Report 04: Roleplay.

The next mor…Screw this you know the drill already.

Once he was awake Yuuno could feel the weight of something on his chest, something warm and breathing.

Upon opening his eyes the young librarian found himself face to face with a pair of mischievous deep blue eyes and a playful grin.

“Good morning Professor Jones.” The woman on top of him cheerfully greeted him with a playful kiss on the lips.

“H-Hayate?” He asked immediately recognizing the Queen of the Night Sky even if she was wearing a pair of rimmed glasses on her face and some sort of teacher attire, and why on earth was he wearing a sand colored shirt and a fedora hat.

“What happened, and where are we?” He asked as he failed to recognize the room he was in.

“Silly, we are in my room, and Zafira brought you here because he didn’t trust to leave you on your own after how much you all drunk yesterday.” Hayate replied, rolling her eyes at his reaction. “Don’t you remember when you raided my Lost Ark?” She asked grinning at him.

“Eh?”

“Aw, you forgot already of when you explored my Temple of Doom.” The girl known as the living Lost Logia pouted cutely as the librarian blushed as his memory stared to flow back to him. “We had so much fun last night, and you looked so dashing in the outfit I made you wear, what do you think?.” She added, showing him a picture of him, in what he recognized as the clothes that had been thrown on the floor, brandishing a whip, probably the one at the feet of the bed, and striking a pose while holding Hayate, in another the same outfit she was wearing that morning, with his free hand.

“Yeah, it looks good.” He was force to admit, maybe he could ask her to help replicate the look during his next dig, and somehow it looked just right for that purpose. Little he knew that simple request could just backfire on him so badly in so many ways. “And you also look really good too.” He added.

“Eheh.” Hayate giggled at the compliment, already planning for new outfits she wanted to try on him and rewarding him with a soft kiss on his lips. “Glad that it was of your liking Professor Jones.”

“Who’s this professor Jones?” He then asked, he knew some things about Earth, but he was still not too familiar with pop culture.

“Oh, I’ll have lots of time to teach you.” The TSAB colonel told him in a dismissing tone. “I already made breakfast, let’s go down for now.”

He immediately nodded at the proposal, putting on the Indiana Jones costume again since there was sign in the room of the clothes he had on the previous day, eager to taste the legendary cooking of Hayate again.

Very little he knew that a certain group of knight was already waiting downstairs, ready to perform the sacred ritual of the Belkan Wedding AKA the Laeventin&Graf Eisen Wedding.

Zafira had quite a bit of fun that day.

Next ones should be the Fate and Signum ones cause the Figmas are glaring at me.

Also if someone wants to add one feel free to do so, I ain't territorial.

I'm happy that he finally got through Nanoha's dense skull.

Originally Posted by Andarkoshi

Just a silly little thing that crossed my mind

Spoiler for Imouto:

Fate and Hayate glanced at each other, then at Stern who sat in front of them. Who was apparently as clueless about the meaning behind this meeting as the two girls. Then all three turned to Nanoha who looked like a kid with a secret he wanted to blabber out to the whole world via loudspeakers.

"So... what is this important announcement you had for us Nanoha?"

Hayate asked curiously and couldn't help but notice how the auburn haired girl's grew.

"You see all this time I've been a bit envious of you two"

She said with a smile.

"You see, Fate-chan has Alicia and Hayate-chan has Vita-chan and you are the eldest in your families so... I felt a bit sad."

"Ah... sorry for that Nanoha"

Fate apologized quietly out of habit rather than for any real reason. She just felt bad about making her friend sad.

"But!"

Nanoha thundered cheerfully as her index finger upwards.

"No more! I shall feel sad no more, do you know why? Do you?"

She asked eagerly but the two girls shook their heads.

"Because now I have a little sister of my own!"

The girl cried out with so much happiness you'd expect her to shine rainbows from her eyes. Without missing a beat she tackled Stern who accepted the manhandling and after a moment of Nanoha nuzzling to her began to pet the girl.

"You see I always felt a bit sad that I'm the only one without a little imouto I could spoil and help out and be a cool big sister too. But now I finally am fit for the role!"

She said with a short happy laugh her arms firmly locked around Stern. The brunette did not say anything to that she just looked down at the happy Nanoha and petted her gently on the head as if saying "Good girl, good girl"

Fate and Hayate stared at the scene for a moment, then glanced at each other and back at the scene.

"Nanoha..."

Fate began but stopped, not sure how she should voice her opinion without hurting her friend.

"Yeah... well..."

Hayate was in the same kind of predicament.

"What is it?"

Nanoha asked but soon closed her eyes with delight as Stern scratched her behind the ear.

"You see... the thing is..."

Fate tried to continue but faltered. Seeing how she was only with the willpower to overcome this strange situation, Hayate took the lead.

"The thing is Nanoha... that... well if you ask me then You are the Imouto"

She said bluntly and winced as Nanoha's face turned to one of shock.

"Eh!?"

Nanoha glanced up as she realized how the scene must look to others. Little sister being spoiled by her kind, mature, older sister. Stern glanced down and threw up a V-sign.

"Imouto getto"

She said quietly.

"EHHHHHH!!!???"

This describes their relationship perfectly.

[Andarkoshi]

Originally Posted by Lhklan

So I started playing Fire Emblem : Rekka no Ken, and my mind almost immediately supply idea for a FE style story with Nanoha char. I'll just post that plot bunny here to get it out of the way. This is just a general idea only, nothing really detailed.

I never played Fire Embled but... is there no Monk or similar fist-fighting class in the game? It would fit Subaru.

[Mr Coin]

Getting drunk can give powers? It would be funny if Yuuno accidentally turned into a Emperor of an distant world overnight.

"Imouto Getto" - I like this!

[Craxuan]

I hadn't noticed it before, but damn I'd like to read more Reports alright! Go drunken Yuuno~

[Kireen]

As they say, ask and you sahll recieve.

Spoiler for Report 06&07:

Report 06: Lightning.

Once Yuuno Scrya woke up the next morning, feeling what was probably going to remembered as the most terrible headache recorded in history, he almost immediately noticed that something was different from usual as he could feel his arm trapped between very warm and soft.

Opening his eyes to scan his surroundings, he immediately recognized where his arm was placed.

Peacefully sleeping beside him, and hugging him like a human sized teddy bear, was probably one of the most beautiful women he knew, looking absolutely adorable as she continued to sleep with a goofy smile on her face.

Sadly, the librarian could not continue to admire the scene in front of his eyes as the woman, probably alerted by his movement, suddenly opened her eyes, immediately letting out a cute squeak as she registered who was her bedmate.

‘Chrono’s little sister can’t be this cute!’ The librarian screamed in his mind as he watched Fate trying to cover her naked body with the blankets as her face started to slowly assume the same coloration of her eyes.

“G-g-good morning Y-Yuuno.” She greeted him once she was able to calm down a bit after taking few deep breaths, blushing again under his stare.

“Ah, good morning Fate…” He replied, realizing that he was still staring, and immediately turning his eyes away from the other blonde. “Sorry…” He awkwardly apologized rubbing the back of his head.

“I…I should be the one apologizing…” The enforcer muttered in a small voice, making Yuuno wonder about what she was talking about, his memories form last night were quite hazy. “I should have not taken advantage of your condition last night…I should have not blurted out my feelings for you…”

As he heard those words, Yuuno’s memories hit him like a sudden lighting, making him remember what happened the previous night.

At some point, after going out from the pub, he found himself divided from his drink buddies, and not knowing what else to do he decided to wobble toward his apartment, and finding himself lost after few minutes since he was not familiar with that area of Cranagan.

Then, as if fate itself wanted for them to meet exactly in that place, he met Fate, who was running an errand for her adoptive mother.

Seeing her childhood friend in that condition, the kind enforcer immediately decided to help him, and at some point during their walk toward his home, seeing that as her chance, she mastered her courage and declared her feeling for him.
What happened next could be easily guessed just by taking a quick glance at the condition of the room.

“No, don’t be.” The librarian interrupted her. “I’m sorry that I didn’t notice before…I guess that I was being dense.”

And speaking of being dense, Yuuno thought that maybe he owned some apologies to Nanoha, he had been as bad as her, thinking for all these years that the burgundy eyed enforcer was trying to cockblock him when, instead, she was trying to get his attention.

*

“This is Cupid-1 to Titania, main mission objective achieved.” A certain blue haired mage reported in front of a communication window. “Mission accomplished.”

“Good work you three!” The teal haired ring leader congratulated with her task force in a cheerful tone. “I can’t wait to see my new grandchildren.”

“Wait, wait, wait… are you telling me that this was all planned from the start?” Cupid-3, the sniper of the team, asked in a shocked tone.

“Obviously, who do you think I am?” The team leader snorted with a smug grin on his face.

“Harlaowns… never let you guard down around them.” The last member of the task force muttered as he let out a huge sigh.

Report 07: Duel.

The first thought that crossed Yuuno’s mind that morning, curses toward Chrono aside, was that the pillow he was currently using was not his own.

Still in a mostly dazed stated, he unconsciously moved up one of his hands, finding himself squeezing something round shaped, warm and soft, yet firm.

The young librarian immediately opened his eyes once he heard a soft moan near his ears, finding himself in a situation he would have never imagined to find himself into.

Looking up his green eyes locked with a pair of familiar blue ones, but the usual stoic expression of the person whose ample breast he was using as a pillow was not there, in its place there was a small satisfied smile. That was also probably the first time in which he had seen Signum with her hair untied.

“Scrya.” She greeted him with a simple nod of her head. “It looks like you still have some energy in you after our last night duel.” She added, making him notice that he was still squeezing her other breast.

“S-Signum?” He asked, immediately retracting his hand and crawling away. “Duel?” He then asked with a puzzled expression on his face.

“I have to admit that to possess an excellent sword.” The Blazing General of Fire started her explanation.

“…” Her words only added more confusion in the rebooting mind of the young man.

“Who would have thought that in your condition you could have put up such a fight…” Signum continued her story with a hint of admiration in her tone. “I surely didn’t expect to find such a fine opponent after a rescued you from those three idiots.”

“Eh?”

“I would have never imagined witnessing such a brutal, yet elegant display of swordsmanship.” The leader of the Wolkenritter continued her tale, fixing a hungry gaze toward her confused bedmate. “Your technique and endurance were praiseworthy.”

“Ehm…Signum…?” Yuuno was starting to feel a little scared of her gaze; he was starting to feel like a piece of meat in front of an entire pack of wolves.

“Had I know that you were such an amazing swordsman I would have taken you way before.” The pinkette continued her rant ignoring the scared librarian. “Scrya, from now on I claim you as my sword, and I shall be yours.”

“W-what?”

“Now, get ready, our battle shall resume.” Signum finally declared, moving to stand on top of him, hungrily licking her lips in anticipation of the carnage that was going to begin.

“SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Somewhere else three knights gave a stiff salute toward the sky as the soul of a certain chief librarian started its jurney toward a better place.

Don't know who'll be next yet...

Also, a FExNanoha crossover with Chrono as the protag.... Please take all my money!

[Andarkoshi]

Originally Posted by Kireen

As they say, ask and you sahll recieve.

Fate is a real cheater XD Not only is she cool, dashing and badass but she is also cute and thoroughly adorable XD Damn you Chrono you lucky B*****! And yes Harlaowns are scary, I doubt Arf will mind though, more babies to play with XD

As for Signum... I can't help but remember those "Saber: Become my sheath Shirou"
Jokes... I just love how battle-obsessed Signum was. Yuuno, I wish you endurance and may your "sword" never break... which might happen considering your "sparring" partner...

[Craxuan]

Originally Posted by Kireen

As they say, ask and you sahll recieve.

Spoiler for Report 06&07:

Report 06: Lightning.

Once Yuuno Scrya woke up the next morning, feeling what was probably going to remembered as the most terrible headache recorded in history, he almost immediately noticed that something was different from usual as he could feel his arm trapped between very warm and soft.

Opening his eyes to scan his surroundings, he immediately recognized where his arm was placed.

Peacefully sleeping beside him, and hugging him like a human sized teddy bear, was probably one of the most beautiful women he knew, looking absolutely adorable as she continued to sleep with a goofy smile on her face.

Sadly, the librarian could not continue to admire the scene in front of his eyes as the woman, probably alerted by his movement, suddenly opened her eyes, immediately letting out a cute squeak as she registered who was her bedmate.

‘Chrono’s little sister can’t be this cute!’ The librarian screamed in his mind as he watched Fate trying to cover her naked body with the blankets as her face started to slowly assume the same coloration of her eyes.

“G-g-good morning Y-Yuuno.” She greeted him once she was able to calm down a bit after taking few deep breaths, blushing again under his stare.

“Ah, good morning Fate…” He replied, realizing that he was still staring, and immediately turning his eyes away from the other blonde. “Sorry…” He awkwardly apologized rubbing the back of his head.

“I…I should be the one apologizing…” The enforcer muttered in a small voice, making Yuuno wonder about what she was talking about, his memories form last night were quite hazy. “I should have not taken advantage of your condition last night…I should have not blurted out my feelings for you…”

As he heard those words, Yuuno’s memories hit him like a sudden lighting, making him remember what happened the previous night.

At some point, after going out from the pub, he found himself divided from his drink buddies, and not knowing what else to do he decided to wobble toward his apartment, and finding himself lost after few minutes since he was not familiar with that area of Cranagan.

Then, as if fate itself wanted for them to meet exactly in that place, he met Fate, who was running an errand for her adoptive mother.

Seeing her childhood friend in that condition, the kind enforcer immediately decided to help him, and at some point during their walk toward his home, seeing that as her chance, she mastered her courage and declared her feeling for him.
What happened next could be easily guessed just by taking a quick glance at the condition of the room.

“No, don’t be.” The librarian interrupted her. “I’m sorry that I didn’t notice before…I guess that I was being dense.”

And speaking of being dense, Yuuno thought that maybe he owned some apologies to Nanoha, he had been as bad as her, thinking for all these years that the burgundy eyed enforcer was trying to cockblock him when, instead, she was trying to get his attention.

*

“This is Cupid-1 to Titania, main mission objective achieved.” A certain blue haired mage reported in front of a communication window. “Mission accomplished.”

“Good work you three!” The teal haired ring leader congratulated with her task force in a cheerful tone. “I can’t wait to see my new grandchildren.”

“Wait, wait, wait… are you telling me that this was all planned from the start?” Cupid-3, the sniper of the team, asked in a shocked tone.

“Obviously, who do you think I am?” The team leader snorted with a smug grin on his face.

“Harlaowns… never let you guard down around them.” The last member of the task force muttered as he let out a huge sigh.

Report 07: Duel.

The first thought that crossed Yuuno’s mind that morning, curses toward Chrono aside, was that the pillow he was currently using was not his own.

Still in a mostly dazed stated, he unconsciously moved up one of his hands, finding himself squeezing something round shaped, warm and soft, yet firm.

The young librarian immediately opened his eyes once he heard a soft moan near his ears, finding himself in a situation he would have never imagined to find himself into.

Looking up his green eyes locked with a pair of familiar blue ones, but the usual stoic expression of the person whose ample breast he was using as a pillow was not there, in its place there was a small satisfied smile. That was also probably the first time in which he had seen Signum with her hair untied.

“Scrya.” She greeted him with a simple nod of her head. “It looks like you still have some energy in you after our last night duel.” She added, making him notice that he was still squeezing her other breast.

“S-Signum?” He asked, immediately retracting his hand and crawling away. “Duel?” He then asked with a puzzled expression on his face.

“I have to admit that to possess an excellent sword.” The Blazing General of Fire started her explanation.

“…” Her words only added more confusion in the rebooting mind of the young man.

“Who would have thought that in your condition you could have put up such a fight…” Signum continued her story with a hint of admiration in her tone. “I surely didn’t expect to find such a fine opponent after a rescued you from those three idiots.”

“Eh?”

“I would have never imagined witnessing such a brutal, yet elegant display of swordsmanship.” The leader of the Wolkenritter continued her tale, fixing a hungry gaze toward her confused bedmate. “Your technique and endurance were praiseworthy.”

“Ehm…Signum…?” Yuuno was starting to feel a little scared of her gaze; he was starting to feel like a piece of meat in front of an entire pack of wolves.

“Had I know that you were such an amazing swordsman I would have taken you way before.” The pinkette continued her rant ignoring the scared librarian. “Scrya, from now on I claim you as my sword, and I shall be yours.”

“W-what?”

“Now, get ready, our battle shall resume.” Signum finally declared, moving to stand on top of him, hungrily licking her lips in anticipation of the carnage that was going to begin.

“SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Somewhere else three knights gave a stiff salute toward the sky as the soul of a certain chief librarian started its jurney toward a better place.

Don't know who'll be next yet...

Also, a FExNanoha crossover with Chrono as the protag.... Please take all my money!

That non-stopping referencing to swords and battles were absolutely hilarious.

[ZeroXSEED]

Originally Posted by Kireen

As they say, ask and you sahll recieve.

Spoiler for Report 06&07:

Report 06: Lightning.

Once Yuuno Scrya woke up the next morning, feeling what was probably going to remembered as the most terrible headache recorded in history, he almost immediately noticed that something was different from usual as he could feel his arm trapped between very warm and soft.

Opening his eyes to scan his surroundings, he immediately recognized where his arm was placed.

Peacefully sleeping beside him, and hugging him like a human sized teddy bear, was probably one of the most beautiful women he knew, looking absolutely adorable as she continued to sleep with a goofy smile on her face.

Sadly, the librarian could not continue to admire the scene in front of his eyes as the woman, probably alerted by his movement, suddenly opened her eyes, immediately letting out a cute squeak as she registered who was her bedmate.

‘Chrono’s little sister can’t be this cute!’ The librarian screamed in his mind as he watched Fate trying to cover her naked body with the blankets as her face started to slowly assume the same coloration of her eyes.

“G-g-good morning Y-Yuuno.” She greeted him once she was able to calm down a bit after taking few deep breaths, blushing again under his stare.

“Ah, good morning Fate…” He replied, realizing that he was still staring, and immediately turning his eyes away from the other blonde. “Sorry…” He awkwardly apologized rubbing the back of his head.

“I…I should be the one apologizing…” The enforcer muttered in a small voice, making Yuuno wonder about what she was talking about, his memories form last night were quite hazy. “I should have not taken advantage of your condition last night…I should have not blurted out my feelings for you…”

As he heard those words, Yuuno’s memories hit him like a sudden lighting, making him remember what happened the previous night.

At some point, after going out from the pub, he found himself divided from his drink buddies, and not knowing what else to do he decided to wobble toward his apartment, and finding himself lost after few minutes since he was not familiar with that area of Cranagan.

Then, as if fate itself wanted for them to meet exactly in that place, he met Fate, who was running an errand for her adoptive mother.

Seeing her childhood friend in that condition, the kind enforcer immediately decided to help him, and at some point during their walk toward his home, seeing that as her chance, she mastered her courage and declared her feeling for him.
What happened next could be easily guessed just by taking a quick glance at the condition of the room.

“No, don’t be.” The librarian interrupted her. “I’m sorry that I didn’t notice before…I guess that I was being dense.”

And speaking of being dense, Yuuno thought that maybe he owned some apologies to Nanoha, he had been as bad as her, thinking for all these years that the burgundy eyed enforcer was trying to cockblock him when, instead, she was trying to get his attention.

*

“This is Cupid-1 to Titania, main mission objective achieved.” A certain blue haired mage reported in front of a communication window. “Mission accomplished.”

“Good work you three!” The teal haired ring leader congratulated with her task force in a cheerful tone. “I can’t wait to see my new grandchildren.”

“Wait, wait, wait… are you telling me that this was all planned from the start?” Cupid-3, the sniper of the team, asked in a shocked tone.

“Obviously, who do you think I am?” The team leader snorted with a smug grin on his face.

“Harlaowns… never let you guard down around them.” The last member of the task force muttered as he let out a huge sigh.

Report 07: Duel.

The first thought that crossed Yuuno’s mind that morning, curses toward Chrono aside, was that the pillow he was currently using was not his own.

Still in a mostly dazed stated, he unconsciously moved up one of his hands, finding himself squeezing something round shaped, warm and soft, yet firm.

The young librarian immediately opened his eyes once he heard a soft moan near his ears, finding himself in a situation he would have never imagined to find himself into.

Looking up his green eyes locked with a pair of familiar blue ones, but the usual stoic expression of the person whose ample breast he was using as a pillow was not there, in its place there was a small satisfied smile. That was also probably the first time in which he had seen Signum with her hair untied.

“Scrya.” She greeted him with a simple nod of her head. “It looks like you still have some energy in you after our last night duel.” She added, making him notice that he was still squeezing her other breast.

“S-Signum?” He asked, immediately retracting his hand and crawling away. “Duel?” He then asked with a puzzled expression on his face.

“I have to admit that to possess an excellent sword.” The Blazing General of Fire started her explanation.

“…” Her words only added more confusion in the rebooting mind of the young man.

“Who would have thought that in your condition you could have put up such a fight…” Signum continued her story with a hint of admiration in her tone. “I surely didn’t expect to find such a fine opponent after a rescued you from those three idiots.”

“Eh?”

“I would have never imagined witnessing such a brutal, yet elegant display of swordsmanship.” The leader of the Wolkenritter continued her tale, fixing a hungry gaze toward her confused bedmate. “Your technique and endurance were praiseworthy.”

“Ehm…Signum…?” Yuuno was starting to feel a little scared of her gaze; he was starting to feel like a piece of meat in front of an entire pack of wolves.

“Had I know that you were such an amazing swordsman I would have taken you way before.” The pinkette continued her rant ignoring the scared librarian. “Scrya, from now on I claim you as my sword, and I shall be yours.”

“W-what?”

“Now, get ready, our battle shall resume.” Signum finally declared, moving to stand on top of him, hungrily licking her lips in anticipation of the carnage that was going to begin.

“SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Somewhere else three knights gave a stiff salute toward the sky as the soul of a certain chief librarian started its jurney toward a better place.

Don't know who'll be next yet...

Also, a FExNanoha crossover with Chrono as the protag.... Please take all my money!

Normally I'd complain but

Considering how majority of fans treat him, Yuuno being a harem king made me felt a heartwarming urge to smile.

[vic-vic]

Originally Posted by Kireen

As they say, ask and you sahll recieve.

Spoiler for Report 06&07:

Report 06: Lightning.

Once Yuuno Scrya woke up the next morning, feeling what was probably going to remembered as the most terrible headache recorded in history, he almost immediately noticed that something was different from usual as he could feel his arm trapped between very warm and soft.

Opening his eyes to scan his surroundings, he immediately recognized where his arm was placed.

Peacefully sleeping beside him, and hugging him like a human sized teddy bear, was probably one of the most beautiful women he knew, looking absolutely adorable as she continued to sleep with a goofy smile on her face.

Sadly, the librarian could not continue to admire the scene in front of his eyes as the woman, probably alerted by his movement, suddenly opened her eyes, immediately letting out a cute squeak as she registered who was her bedmate.

‘Chrono’s little sister can’t be this cute!’ The librarian screamed in his mind as he watched Fate trying to cover her naked body with the blankets as her face started to slowly assume the same coloration of her eyes.

“G-g-good morning Y-Yuuno.” She greeted him once she was able to calm down a bit after taking few deep breaths, blushing again under his stare.

“Ah, good morning Fate…” He replied, realizing that he was still staring, and immediately turning his eyes away from the other blonde. “Sorry…” He awkwardly apologized rubbing the back of his head.

“I…I should be the one apologizing…” The enforcer muttered in a small voice, making Yuuno wonder about what she was talking about, his memories form last night were quite hazy. “I should have not taken advantage of your condition last night…I should have not blurted out my feelings for you…”

As he heard those words, Yuuno’s memories hit him like a sudden lighting, making him remember what happened the previous night.

At some point, after going out from the pub, he found himself divided from his drink buddies, and not knowing what else to do he decided to wobble toward his apartment, and finding himself lost after few minutes since he was not familiar with that area of Cranagan.

Then, as if fate itself wanted for them to meet exactly in that place, he met Fate, who was running an errand for her adoptive mother.

Seeing her childhood friend in that condition, the kind enforcer immediately decided to help him, and at some point during their walk toward his home, seeing that as her chance, she mastered her courage and declared her feeling for him.
What happened next could be easily guessed just by taking a quick glance at the condition of the room.

“No, don’t be.” The librarian interrupted her. “I’m sorry that I didn’t notice before…I guess that I was being dense.”

And speaking of being dense, Yuuno thought that maybe he owned some apologies to Nanoha, he had been as bad as her, thinking for all these years that the burgundy eyed enforcer was trying to cockblock him when, instead, she was trying to get his attention.

*

“This is Cupid-1 to Titania, main mission objective achieved.” A certain blue haired mage reported in front of a communication window. “Mission accomplished.”

“Good work you three!” The teal haired ring leader congratulated with her task force in a cheerful tone. “I can’t wait to see my new grandchildren.”

“Wait, wait, wait… are you telling me that this was all planned from the start?” Cupid-3, the sniper of the team, asked in a shocked tone.

“Obviously, who do you think I am?” The team leader snorted with a smug grin on his face.

“Harlaowns… never let you guard down around them.” The last member of the task force muttered as he let out a huge sigh.

Report 07: Duel.

The first thought that crossed Yuuno’s mind that morning, curses toward Chrono aside, was that the pillow he was currently using was not his own.

Still in a mostly dazed stated, he unconsciously moved up one of his hands, finding himself squeezing something round shaped, warm and soft, yet firm.

The young librarian immediately opened his eyes once he heard a soft moan near his ears, finding himself in a situation he would have never imagined to find himself into.

Looking up his green eyes locked with a pair of familiar blue ones, but the usual stoic expression of the person whose ample breast he was using as a pillow was not there, in its place there was a small satisfied smile. That was also probably the first time in which he had seen Signum with her hair untied.

“Scrya.” She greeted him with a simple nod of her head. “It looks like you still have some energy in you after our last night duel.” She added, making him notice that he was still squeezing her other breast.

“S-Signum?” He asked, immediately retracting his hand and crawling away. “Duel?” He then asked with a puzzled expression on his face.

“I have to admit that to possess an excellent sword.” The Blazing General of Fire started her explanation.

“…” Her words only added more confusion in the rebooting mind of the young man.

“Who would have thought that in your condition you could have put up such a fight…” Signum continued her story with a hint of admiration in her tone. “I surely didn’t expect to find such a fine opponent after a rescued you from those three idiots.”

“Eh?”

“I would have never imagined witnessing such a brutal, yet elegant display of swordsmanship.” The leader of the Wolkenritter continued her tale, fixing a hungry gaze toward her confused bedmate. “Your technique and endurance were praiseworthy.”

“Ehm…Signum…?” Yuuno was starting to feel a little scared of her gaze; he was starting to feel like a piece of meat in front of an entire pack of wolves.

“Had I know that you were such an amazing swordsman I would have taken you way before.” The pinkette continued her rant ignoring the scared librarian. “Scrya, from now on I claim you as my sword, and I shall be yours.”

“W-what?”

“Now, get ready, our battle shall resume.” Signum finally declared, moving to stand on top of him, hungrily licking her lips in anticipation of the carnage that was going to begin.

“SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Somewhere else three knights gave a stiff salute toward the sky as the soul of a certain chief librarian started its jurney toward a better place.

Don't know who'll be next yet...

Also, a FExNanoha crossover with Chrono as the protag.... Please take all my money!

Awww, Fate just too cute here.

[Kireen]

Thanks for the appreciation.

@ZeroXSEED: the truth is that the snip itself was not originally intended to be a Nanoha one, and Yuuno just happened to be the most suitable character i could use... you know, they are always the quiet ones XD

[bhl88]

Originally Posted by Craxuan

I hadn't noticed it before, but damn I'd like to read more Reports alright! Go drunken Yuuno~

XD I got Report #5 XD

Spoiler for Report #8: EX rank pleasure:

The next morning Yuuno squirmed around the bed with his eyes closed. His head hurt and it seemed like he couldn’t move around due to the pain in his head.

He was sure that this was going to be his worst hangover, not the first, definitely not the last, but he doubted that anything else could top this one. The only thing he felt was that he felt good, but that he also couldn't move his arms and legs. He opened his eyes to find his arms and legs in a cast.

"Good evening, Yuuno-kun.", a blonde nurse said.

Yuuno moaned out: "Shamal.... what happened last night...."

Shamal put a finger on her cheek while trying to voice out what happened last night: "Last night, Dearche-chan and Yuri took you here. Yuri was apologizing and Dearche was sorry too, in an indirect way. She said: 'I-It's not like I'm worried for Y- I mean, the mongrel!'"

Shamal also added: "Also, you received several second-degree burn marks, your hips are dislocated, two fractures in in your arms, a head impact.... and a 9% BAC..."

Yuuno said in a matter of a fact: "What ha-", as the door opened up. Dearche and Yuri came in, each with a blush on their faces, with Dearche looking away. Yuri said, with a cheerful smile: "Let's do it again!"

Dearche whispered while looking the other: "T-thanks for allowing me my way.... i-i-i-t was enjoyable being o-on top...", as she held the dark book in hand. Yuuno asked her, "Can you say it again? I coul-". Dearche stopped him: "Enough! Just take a good rest!" as she stormed outside with a blush on her face.

Yuuno sweatdropped at her attitude with a smile, "Yare, yare, she never changes."

Yuri smiled: "By the way, what do you mean by 'It feels so good! Please thrust-'", at which Yuuno interrupted her.

Yuuno said: "Please, forget about it....", to Yuri's confusion.

(Yeah, I think magic doesn't work on fractures, and the damage was major XD)

Yuuno nearly died from her 'extra hands' XD. Doing it with Yuri while drunk is too dangerous... (I'll allow someone to redo Report #8 XD)

[ZeroXSEED]

Haa... want to write one myself, but I'm afraid of my inherent flaw: horrible grammar and illogical plot

Oh well, at least I'll try to be coherent

Spoiler for Report 09:

He might be cunning, he might be clever, he might be deceptive.

But Chrono Harlaown is a loyally prideful of a man, something like cheating is beneath him.

When his mother encouraged him to romance his former schoolmate and current subordinate, indirectly manipulating the events behind the curtain, he countered with his own gran master plan.

He succeeded, said subordinate is happy with someone else, he's a free man.

...or at least, that's what he thought. He had climbed the stair of military and political position so high that it began to take a toll on his freedom, with the numbers of obligation he had to fulfill, romantic option become somewhat constricted.

Apparently, his brain came from her mother, but he has nowhere near her ability to balance logic and empathy.

He looked aside, and banged the back of his head to the wall, regretting what he'd done.

Strand of golden hair, it's curly nature tempting Chrono to stoke it gently, intimately. Oh, he had done far, far more than that, but back then, he's wasted as hell.

Wait, it's not curly

"What. The. Hell."

He wanted to scream, such broad back is nothing exactly what he remembered. The touch on smooth, fair skin. The curve, the works. No, it's definitely not a man, but what the hell-

"FERRET. WAKE. UP!"

Chrono kicked his bedmate so hard that the entire room shaken off, the poor, sleeping man hit the wall with a resounding *THUD* echoing throughout the hotel's corridor.

"Oh, man, I feel like scrubbing myself off my skin. Is this my karma for betraying my mother's expectation?"

No, calm down. He assured himself, this is not what happened, unless someone tampered with his mind-

Verossa.

Man won't be this bad normally, but everyone is tanked to near death in the gala last night. If that's the case, Chrono won't get his revenge multiplied, for sure.

Not the time to whine.

"Ugh, my head..." the blond haired man muttered as his eyelid stretched, revealing a set of jade colored iris "What the-"

"I don't think THAT happened, or at least, not with two of us" Chrono hastily noted, his last scrape of dignity fought hard to kept his voice as neutral as possible.

"...Don't think so, but I don't remember anything after that vintage your mother brought..." the man nodded in agreement, while still struggling with his hangover.

"Well, either my memories are twisted by denial or someone responsible for this prank... best guess?"

"Something like this, it would be you, or..."

They rolled their eyes aside and chided, synchronously "Ero cosplay mistress of the night sky"

Following it, is a prolonged silence, at least until "So... friends forever?"

"The way you put it is creepy, are you not confident enough with your sexuality?"

"I am in a state of panic, right now, Yuuno, so QUIET"

"Okay" Yuuno decided not to press further, because sure thing Chrono's mind is screwed, never ONCE he called Yuuno by his first name, usually just ferret or Scrya.

Muffled laughter caught both men's ears, and they swiftly reacts. With enhanced strength and reflex of typical elite mages, they flipped the giant king-sized bed smoothly, revealing a pair of half-naked nubile young women underneath.

"Oho, the minx is the perpetrator" the young Admiral Harlaown smugly smiled "But who could have thought High Cardinal of major religion would conspire with her"

"Because it's fun?" was the reply

"You want fun? We can have some fun"

"STRUGGLE BIND"

It's such a complex arrangement that only best of the best can execute, the symmetry, the strength, the aesthetical value born from mind of skilled mages, with sufficient amount of perversion injected into their brains.

The thrill, the expectation, but most of all, the surprise caught Carim Gracia and Hayate Yagami. Both of them failed to react with proper response (not that Hayate is able to), and thus, both of them are put on a very humiliating, very sensual position.

"While I am somewhat interested with kinky roleplay, I think this is a little too soon"

"You only made it worse"

"Okay, I knew that... VITA! SIGNUM! ANYONE! HELP US NOW!" Hayate sent a telepathic distress across the entire Cranagan, to each of her knights.

"People reap what they sow!" came the reply.

And thus the Saintly Knight Carim Gracia found her inner, sinful demon, whereas the ero mistress learned the hard way that the meek one is dangerous on the bed.

[bhl88]

^ Report #9 lol

[Andarkoshi]

bhl88

And now I'm getting a mental image of Yuri in nurse outfit looking after Yuuno. So adorable!

ZeroXSEED

I thoroughly enjoy Chrono's suffering XD And Binding those two girls into yuri... Priceless!

[Kireen]

Eheh, nice ones, it's good to see more people getting involved with it.

Also don't mind the report numbers, I'm just using them to keep my documents in order, no need to follow them.

[bhl88]

Originally Posted by Andarkoshi

bhl88

And now I'm getting a mental image of Yuri in nurse outfit looking after Yuuno. So adorable!

XD It involves Yuri x Yuuno.... and pairing up with a superpowered being is not a great idea after all. While drunk.

[Kireen]

Originally Posted by bhl88

XD It involves Yuri x Yuuno.... and pairing up with a superpowered being is not a great idea after all. While drunk.

But Yuuno (and Chrono and Vice for the matter) is super effective against Yuri, he's one of the few blatantly het character of the show...

I feel so dirty after that lame joke...

[ZeroXSEED]

Uh, it's hardly yuri. Let's just say that the subsequent encounter is not entirely consensual

...I need to be nailed on a big cross, really.

[bhl88]

Originally Posted by Kireen

But Yuuno (and Chrono and Vice for the matter) is super effective against Yuri, he's one of the few blatantly het character of the show...

I feel so dirty after that lame joke...

Except when Yuri felt so good, she used her other hands... nearly killing the poor guys XD.

[Andarkoshi]

[grins] Time to drop a little Bomb!

Sette for Fate/Stay Nanoha.

Spoiler for Sette for Fate/Stay Nanoha:

Hehe the thing is that in this verse Sette is a clone of certain person... specifically Emiya Shirou himself! Yup she is Shirou's female clone.

Jail was very fascinated with Shirou's abilities and magecraft and hoped to gain access to them by cloning Shirou. The problem was... that it was a big failure. Since Shirou's magic was born from a completely different school of magic plus a set of very crazy circumstances, Sette just wasn't able to replicate it.

Jail deemed her a failure but didn't say it to her face. While insane and ruthless he does love his daughters and won't ever hurt them on purpose.

But Sette knew, she might have overheard them or Quattro told her. In the end Sette made a decision. She allowed Quattro to erase her personality and went through hellish training with Tre in order to make up for being a failure.

Sette's basic personality is very much like Shirou's. Kind, wishes to help others, has little sense of self-value and is incredibly protective of her sisters.

Also Jail managed to (with some moderate success) recreate one of Shirou's weapons, Kanshou and Bakuya as Sette's slaughter arms.