The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]

[shaoron]

wow... so much GAR...
i don't think i can take it anymore.. >.<

[DJ_RockmanX]

Originally Posted by shaoron

wow... so much GAR...
i don't think i can take it anymore.. >.<

I'll save you with some Kyon-koxItsuki-chan.

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[FatPianoBoy]

This... has gotten so completely far out of hand...
Ah well, guess I'll ride it. Put down +1 for assertive bishounen Big Mitsuuru.

[Fleabitten8907]

Originally Posted by Skane

...finds herself face-to-face with a "stern-looking gorilla".

Adult-Mikuru *hugging Kyon-ko*: "Yo."
Kyon-ko: *screaming internally*

OMG. Picturing this scene brings me indescribable glee xD Hahah~

[shaoron]

@DJ
k.. that did bring me back... which i somehow find disturbing....

BTW... is it safe to say that Taniguchi-chan confessed to haruki back in jr high, got busted after 5 sec and then harbors bad feelings to him?

[DJ_RockmanX]

Originally Posted by shaoron

@DJ
k.. that did bring me back... which i somehow find disturbing....

BTW... is it safe to say that Taniguchi-chan confessed to haruki back in jr high, got busted after 5 sec and then harbors bad feelings to him?

I'd say it's safe to make that assertion. Anyone wanna write this scenario? Many points to the one who makes it the funniest.

[shaoron]

Originally Posted by DJ_RockmanX

Ah. So Suzumiya's a lover of the hunt then? That would fit a GAR persona better actually. (That and the whole aliens, time travelers, and espers bit.)

i just realized something....
in the original... Haruhi never turns down anyone who confessed to her, but would dump then later on. And because of this, NO ONE dared to go out with her anymore... because of this type of "anti-social" behavior (for the lack of a better term) is what made kyon talk to her (not forgetting haruhi always ends up behind him) and thus giving her idea about the brigade...

however, if we say that Haruki loves the chase and only kyonko is the one ignoring him... then WHY would kyonko join the SOS-dan or even give haruki the idea of it in the first place? and another thing... what is the source of "the Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruki"?

[TUJS]

For the introduction when Kyon-ko is talking about not believing in Santa Claus, I demand some line about feeling uncomfortable as a young girl about sitting on the lap of a fat, old, bearded man.

[Sheba]

Originally Posted by Skane

For those familiar with Minami-ke, imagine Hosaka. A handsome young man who revels in revealing his well-sculpted (but not overly-muscled) chest. While we men like "boobies", women appreciate pecs too.

Cheers.

Oh yes! A FABULOUS all-man Mitsuru! With awesome guitar riff a la Cromartie Freddie as theme song instead of the dramatic violin theme heard when Mikuru was about to be cosraped.

[Kinny Riddle]

Jesus, you guys are serious.

Anyway, first thing off my head before I forget it:

Instead of bunny girl costumes, Haruki and Mikuru would be dressed up as Hard Gay.


Since I was asked to throw in suggestions, here's some:

Suzumiya Haruki ("Haruki" in kanji instead of hiragana for the masculine feel): Hot-blooded youth, eccentric genius (I can stand eccentric people, but not idiots)

Kyonko: Her real name is unknown. Long ago, an uncle just called her "Kyonko-chan" and the nickname stuck to the point that everyone, including her little brother began to call her that, much to her annoyance.

Asahina Mikuru ("Mikuru" in kanji): Timid shy anorexic boy, trap. Fits into any costume, male or female.

Nagato Yuuki (different kanji for "Yuuki"): At first glance looks like a timid bookish boy, but is more than meets the eye. If he wasn't so emotionlessly quiet, one would think he would blush even more than Mikuru. Discards glasses after saving Kyonko.

Koizumi Itsuki ("Itsuki" in hiragana for feminine feel): Bright person, can be talkative, brains of the SOS Brigade. Neither admits nor denies yuri feelings for Kyonko.

Tsuruya-san: Gorgeous rich kid with a generous sense of humour.

Asakura Ryou: The idol class rep all the girls adore. Your typical shoujo manga guy idol.

Kyonko's brother: Your typical cute shota little brother.

Kimidori Emiri: I have no objection to the available fanart

Kunkida: Retains his male counterpart's "femininity", though of course now a girl, thinks like one of those generic girl sidekicks in shoujo mangas

Taniguchi: The girl sidekick that constantly likes to show off in order to impress guys. Should design her less like her male counterpart and be more moe, though not surpassing Kyonko or Itsuki.

Computer Club: No objection to fanart

Asahina Mikuru (big): Matured and "manly" in a shoujo manga way, not the muscular tough guy. Still retains his "cuteness". I'll let the yaoi fangirls do this.

Arakawa (in governess costume): I'm thinking of Miss Maria from Mai Otome

Mori Sonou (elegant butler): Hayate the Combat Butler?

I might as well throw in the latest chapters

Sasaki: Less genki than Haruki, though just as eccentric as his female counterpart


Fujiwara: Foul-mouthed b!tch.

Tachibana Kyou: Just stick in elements of the original Koizumi, adjust his personality to fit his female counterpart and you'll have male Tachibana.

That's it for now. I'll leave you with two niconico videos. Already the users are cursing Nagato for keeping Kyonko to himself. Who would have thought Nagato's name being cursed in such a way before?

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2416947
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2500030

Edit: Added Kyonko's brother.

[bullrogg]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Gaaaaaaah!

Why is Girl-Kyon so insanely moe?

WHY?

indeed...i cant get enough of him/her...what?

[shaoron]

fujiwara is the sneering time traveling bastard, right?

female counterpart make her an ugly gangster girl!

[Cloudy]

I think the male Sasaki would look and sound like Light from deathnote.

[Tangowr]

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by DJ_RockmanX

I'd say it's safe to make that assertion. Anyone wanna write this scenario? Many points to the one who makes it the funniest.

I'd like to do it, but if someone else can do it faster or better...

Originally Posted by shaoron

however, if we say that Haruki loves the chase and only kyonko is the one ignoring him... then WHY would kyonko join the SOS-dan or even give haruki the idea of it in the first place? and another thing... what is the source of "the Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruki"?

I can imagine that Kyon-ko gave Haruki the idea while trying to stop him complaining. And neither Kyon-ko nor Kyon actually wanted to join the brigade in the first place.

Hmm, "Melancholy" might not be the best name.

Originally Posted by TUJS

For the introduction when Kyon-ko is talking about not believing in Santa Claus, I demand some line about feeling uncomfortable as a young girl about sitting on the lap of a fat, old, bearded man.

Haha, YES.

Originally Posted by Sheba

Oh yes! A FABULOUS all-man Mitsuru! With awesome guitar riff a la Cromartie Freddie as theme song instead of the dramatic violin theme heard when Mikuru was about to be cosraped.

I too support the idea of basing Adult Man-Mikuru off of Hosaka.

Originally Posted by Kinny Riddle

Jesus, you guys are serious.

Anyway, first thing off my head before I forget it:

Instead of bunny girl costumes, Haruki and Mikuru would be dressed up as Hard Gay.


Since I was asked to throw in suggestions, here's some:

Suzumiya Haruki ("Haruki" in kanji instead of hiragana for the masculine feel): Hot-blooded youth, eccentric genius (I can stand eccentric people, but not idiots)

Kyonko: Her real name is unknown. Long ago, an uncle just called her "Kyonko-chan" and the nickname stuck to the point that everyone, including her little brother began to call her that, much to her annoyance.

Asahina Mikuru ("Mikuru" in kanji): Timid shy anorexic boy, trap. Fits into any costume, male or female.

Nagato Yuuki (different kanji for "Yuuki"): At first glance looks like a timid bookish boy, but is more than meets the eye. If he wasn't so emotionlessly quiet, one would think he would blush even more than Mikuru. Discards glasses after saving Kyonko.

Koizumi Itsuki ("Itsuki" in hiragana for feminine feel): Bright person, can be talkative, brains of the SOS Brigade. Neither admits nor denies yuri feelings for Kyonko.

Tsuruya-san: Gorgeous rich kid with a generous sense of humour.

Asakura Ryou: The idol class rep all the girls adore. Your typical shoujo manga guy idol.

Kyonko's brother: Your typical cute shota little brother.

Kimidori Emiri: I have no objection to the available fanart

Kunkida: Retains his male counterpart's "femininity", though of course now a girl, thinks like one of those generic girl sidekicks in shoujo mangas

Taniguchi: The girl sidekick that constantly likes to show off in order to impress guys. Should design her less like her male counterpart and be more moe, though not surpassing Kyonko or Itsuki.

Computer Club: No objection to fanart

Asahina Mikuru (big): Matured and "manly" in a shoujo manga way, not the muscular tough guy. Still retains his "cuteness". I'll let the yaoi fangirls do this.

Arakawa (in governess costume): I'm thinking of Miss Maria from Mai Otome

Mori Sonou (elegant butler): Hayate the Combat Butler?

I might as well throw in the latest chapters

Sasaki: Less genki than Haruki, though just as eccentric as his female counterpart


Fujiwara: Foul-mouthed b!tch.

Tachibana Kyou: Just stick in elements of the original Koizumi, adjust his personality to fit his female counterpart and you'll have male Tachibana.

That's it for now. I'll leave you with two niconico videos. Already the users are cursing Nagato for keeping Kyonko to himself. Who would have thought Nagato's name being cursed in such a way before?

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2416947
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2500030

Edit: Added Kyonko's brother.

I don't think we should think about the other characters yet. Getting ahead of ourselves.

I also disagree with the Hard Gay thing... the original decided to avoid direct references and we should too.

Also, the names! We all need to make a consensus on the names.

Personally, I think the names from that one blog are a good idea... although writing the names using a different character set works for a Japanese reader, it doesn't work for an English one.

Also, I thought "Kyon-ko" was just our nickname for her to differentiate her from the "real" Kyon. Aren't we still using "Kyon"?

Any suggestions on the names?

[DJ_RockmanX]

Some Kyon-ko (let's just stick with that name, it's de facto at this point):

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Does anyone else get "Cool and Spicy" vibes from these?

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by DJ_RockmanX

Some Kyon-ko (let's just stick with that name, it's de facto at this point):

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Does anyone else get "Cool and Spicy" vibes from these?

Yes. Yes I do.

I still think her official name should be "Kyon", though.

[gigaflare]

for asakura attacking kyon~, how about a gun?

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by gigaflare

for asakura attacking kyon~, how about a gun?

Guns are louder and less nightmarish than bladed weapons.

[DJ_RockmanX]

The other 4-koma is now translated.



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