The Spin-off of Haruhi Suzumiya

[bayoab]

Originally Posted by BunnyCupCakes

I never thought that Kyon would ever mutter those words to Itsuki lol
And poor Haruhi. You knew she secretly liked that >:3 ( or not lol )

More like not. More like Haruhi disapproves of any variation on Kyon x Itsuki. This is almost a tongue in cheek version of giving the middle finger to slashers.

[ijuinkun]

Originally Posted by humbug23

Achakura drawn properly(ie. the eyes) carries astronomically horrendous amounts of...cute.

Awww...?

Agreed. I like the cuteness of Haruhi-chan too.

Except for the Taniguchi-as-Oni part, this is pretty much how Haruhi celebrated Setsubun (coming-of-spring festival) in book seven ("Intrigues"). Yuki treating Achakura as a doll is cute too!

[Gordy Lechance]

Originally Posted by BunnyCupCakes

I never thought that Kyon would ever mutter those words to Itsuki lol
And poor Haruhi. You knew she secretly liked that >:3 ( or not lol )

For someone who love her Yuri (poor Mikuru-chan ) she REALLY hates her Yaoi!!

[animekritik]

Originally Posted by bayoab

More like not. More like Haruhi disapproves of any variation on Kyon x Itsuki. This is almost a tongue in cheek version of giving the middle finger to slashers.

As soon as Kyon uttered those words, I heard the furious scribbling of a thousand new doujinshi. Deafening!

[Roger Rambo]

Originally Posted by bayoab

More like not. More like Haruhi disapproves of any variation on Kyon x Itsuki. This is almost a tongue in cheek version of giving the middle finger to slashers.

Didn't Haruhi look disgusted in that one Haruhi game when Itsuki and Kyon were lying on top of eachother?

I don't think Haruhi is a Yaoi fan...

[Sute443]

Originally Posted by Roger Rambo

I don't think Haruhi is a Yaoi fan...

Did anybody else just think of the implications this could have on Seitenkan?

[MrTerrorist]

I went LOL of what Kyon said to Itsuki and Haruhi's reaction! For a second there, Itsuki became Itsuko!

[Roger Rambo]

Originally Posted by Sute443

Did anybody else just think of the implications this could have on Seitenkan?

Breaks down to this question.

Is Haruki going to be as threatened by the idea of sexual attraction between Kyonko and Itsuko?

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

... Haruki, being a guy, would probably find the idea hot at first, then either disgust or jealousy(depending on what kind of guy he is), followed by wanting a threesome with the lesbian couple.

[Nukerjsr]

Man, Kyon-kun in the Churuya shorts is a real jerk. ^^;

[Roger Rambo]

Originally Posted by Kogetsu Shirogane

... Haruki, being a guy, would probably find the idea hot at first, then either disgust or jealousy(depending on what kind of guy he is)

Doesn't finding it hot rule out disgust?

The Suzumiya's seem more prone to jealousy in this case.

Originally Posted by Kogetsu Shirogane

followed by wanting a threesome with the lesbian couple.

...I could oddly see Itsuko being ecstatic about this kind of proposition. I might be able to see Haruki coming to this conclusion during an omake.

...though it could be funny to have Haruki draft several other of the male cast and force them to help him get Kyonko out of this "weird phase" she was in.

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by Roger Rambo

Doesn't finding it hot rule out disgust?

The Suzumiya's seem more prone to jealousy in this case.

Haruki wouldn't be as jealous as Haruhi because he has typical male behaviours overriding his jealous nature.

He'd probably be more "Woo! Lesbians! Where's my video camera..."

Originally Posted by Roger Rambo

...though it could be funny to have Haruki draft several other of the male cast and force them to help him get Kyonko out of this "weird phase" she was in.

He probably would refer to it as that too. What a dick.

Be a dick. Do the right thing. Be a dick.

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

Originally Posted by Roger Rambo

Doesn't finding it hot rule out disgust?

Not if the disgust is placed on himself for finding it hot, which is actually what I had meant


*e* Also, that page just makes me question my initial labeling of Haruhi as a CN, as there's so much mentioned that just isn't her.

[Sute443]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Haruki wouldn't be as jealous as Haruhi because he has typical male behaviours overriding his jealous nature.

He'd probably be more "Woo! Lesbians! Where's my video camera..."

I was thinking that he'd be intelligent enough to recognize that the existence of gay men is beneficial for men because it decreases competition for women, but the existence of lesbians is detrimental because it means fewer opportunities.

It's a very unusual perspective for a male to hold, but it's the sort of view I could see Haruki holding. He isn't just a hot-blooded fool, after all; he has Haruhi's intelligence.

EDIT:

Originally Posted by Kogetsu Shirogane

*e* Also, that page just makes me question my initial labeling of Haruhi as a CN, as there's so much mentioned that just isn't her.

That's because that page goes way too far and jumps into Chaotic Stupid.

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by Sute443

I was thinking that he'd be intelligent enough to recognize that the existence of gay men is beneficial for men because it decreases competition for women, but the existence of lesbians is detrimental because it means fewer opportunities.

It's a very unusual perspective for a male to hold, but it's the sort of view I could see Haruki holding. He isn't just a hot-blooded fool, after all; he has Haruhi's intelligence.

It's not really like Haruki to put too much thought into anything except maybe schoolwork and his "plans".

I still think he'd just get his camera.

Originally Posted by Sute443

That's because that page goes way too far and jumps into Chaotic Stupid.

Originally Posted by Kogetsu Shirogane

*e* Also, that page just makes me question my initial labeling of Haruhi as a CN, as there's so much mentioned that just isn't her.

I just like describing the entire alignment as the "Play a total dick and get away with it because it's funny" alignment.

And both Haruhi and Haruki (Haruki especially) are total dicks.

And how is that page "Chaotic Stupid"? That's when you play CE and murder everyone regardless of any semblance of logic.

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

... Shouldn't we be keeping Haruki-related talk out of the non-Haruki areas? I'm all for a good discussion on Haruki's alignment and whether or not he's into lesbians, but we probably shouldn't be holding it in a thread dedicated to Churuya, Haruhi-chan and any future spinoffs

[Tyabann]

This is the Haruhi boards. We do this.

[Ithekro]

Random semi related materials based on a andom god...just as intended.

I'll need to watch these tomorrow when I have access to a Flash capable system.

[Peanutbutter]

I can't stop replaying the parts in episode 7 where Kyon confesses and Haruhi goes "What, Kyon?".

[Roger Rambo]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Haruki wouldn't be as jealous as Haruhi because he has typical male behaviours overriding his jealous nature.

He'd probably be more "Woo! Lesbians! Where's my video camera..."

Haruki also isn't particularly good about sharing...especially if he's lead to think this goes beyond hormones and into a certain mental sickness. As long as he thinks it's just fooling around, his libido will overcome his natural territorial nature when it comes to Kyonko. He'll be indignant, but mostly turned on.

He'll probably be satisfied resolving the situation simply by making sure Kyonko is aware, that first times don't count if it was with another girl (1st base you sicko's ). He'd make sure to vigorously give her a first hand experiance to drive this point home...he'd probably end up doing the same to Itsuko.

He'll be pissed if he thinks there's anything going remotely related to that 'mental sickness'. Haruki may think romantic emotion to be bunk and if people want to pursue it, fine. But that doesn't mean Kyonko get's to indulge in it.

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

He probably would refer to it as that too. What a dick.

Be a dick. Do the right thing. Be a dick.

Haruki IS a dick.

Originally Posted by Kogetsu Shirogane

Not if the disgust is placed on himself for finding it hot, which is actually what I had meant

*e* Also, that page just makes me question my initial labeling of Haruhi as a CN, as there's so much mentioned that just isn't her.

Haruki doesn't seem like a prude in that matter.

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

It's not really like Haruki to put too much thought into anything except maybe schoolwork and his "plans".

I still think he'd just get his camera.

Haruki's to territorial to just sit back and enjoy the show.