2011-09-26, 00:14 | Link #12104 |
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_____________________________________ At a wedding party recently someone yelled, "All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was crushed to death. __________________________________________________ ____ Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this! ---------------------------------------------------------- A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about! The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep SHIT! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman
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Double the laugh, double the pressure!
What, the guards didn't noticed the sound of the shooting lightbulb at all? Quote:
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2011-09-27, 00:10 | Link #12107 |
its Ghost Madoka time!!!
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what the hell fried chicken...
http://youtu.be/
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2011-09-27, 08:44 | Link #12110 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Australia
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You knows what i found most ridiculous about this picture?
Most of those who know her now, for the last 70 years didn't know who she is and what she did, until her failed nomination was used to tick off Al Gore
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2011-09-27, 19:39 | Link #12114 |
Juanita/Kiteless
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: New England
Age: 40
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What you said reminds me of something I thought of before; how different would the world be if Asians come to America over the Pacific and colonized it instead of Europeans from the Atlantic? Hmm, very different indeed.
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2011-09-28, 07:02 | Link #12119 |
its Ghost Madoka time!!!
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http://youtu.be/
well atleast he's still better than Rebecca Black.....
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