Most ridiculous thing you've ever heard

[GuidoHunter_Toki]

Originally Posted by Wing Zero

"I'm an Atheist, thank god" I think one of my friends said it, but I have also seen it in comedy xD.

Thats probably has to do with habit. I don't believe in a god, but still use the term god in things I say in such a way like that, but thats due to the habit of saying it over and over again for so long. Just like I still have the habit of saying "that was done good" instead of "that was done well".

[iLney]

"Beethoven was black." .............

[Shadow Kira01]

A group of armed political activists in Africa who calls themselves "M.E.N." What a nice choice of group name.

[Rednoahl]

...a friend of mine insists that air traffic is good for the environment because most planes fly higher than the ozone layer!

[Shadow Kira01]

"Japanese cars are rice ready, not road ready." --- Moronic Car Dealer

[ZephyrLeanne]

Originally Posted by Shadow Minato

"Japanese cars are rice ready, not road ready." --- Moronic Car Dealer

Well, tell him that (esp. if he's a American) that at least Japanese car corp. don't go to the government and ask for money. Look at Chrysler, Ford and GM.

Most ridiculous thing?

Meaning: "Hot Housewives in action!" Their "enchanting and coquettish performance" was highly recommended. Promises burlesque acts by pretty-as-jade housewives with hot bodies for the daytime visitor.

Article here

The fact that they "had consulted a German sinologist prior to publication of the text" was the most ridiculous thing, along with the time I was on a educational trip in HK, a Brit had a tattoo on her body: it was the word 妓 (prositute) in stylistic form. Damn, if I told the students on the trip what it meant...

[Konpachi]

Miley fails.

[ZephyrLeanne]

You mean I'm not using Google Chrome already?

[christine_cute]

Here are some ridiculous things i have heard....

1. If a cat crosses your path, you meet with an accident.

2.If you break a mirror, you get 7 years of badluck.

3.If you dream that someone is going to be dead....it actually means that the person is going to live a long life.
* I wish i could dream that i am gonna die*

[Solafighter]

"You die, if you get killed."

[SaintessHeart]

Originally Posted by Christine247

Here are some ridiculous things i have heard....

1. If a cat crosses your path, you meet with an accident.

I must have not noticed the cats that cross my path for most of the time. I always get into car accidents.

I BLAME CATGIRLS, OR GIRLS WHO LOOK AS CUTE AS CATS I SEE ON THE STREETS.

There, here is a ridiculous statement worth hearing.

Here is another....

There is no such thing as free lunch, but the best things in life are free. So lunch is not the best thing in the world. - quoted by me during my high school days.

[KimmyChan]

"Is Billie Holiday a woman?" (That was ME who actually said that, I'll admit, lol!) :P

[Snooker]

''Becoming fangirl(fanboy) is very easy.''

[Throne Invader]

The sky is blue because the stars are blue. - Some random assumption my friend made cause she couldn't explain why the sky is blue. Not the most ridiculous thing I've heard but ridiculous

[KimmyChan]

"Is an octopus called an octopus because it's born in October?"

[sa547]

"The Customer is Always Right". What an irony, after about a decade's worth of being bullied by arrogant customers.

(Yeah, I'm reading more of the comments at this site. I'm not alone in this sentiment.)

[KimmyChan]

"What does the Easter bunny deliver?" :P

[Jill Valentine]

kawaiikimmy now that's a ridiculous thing to ask, egg's of course

[SaintessHeart]

Friend : If you are alone on an island with a bunny, what would you do?

Me : Kill and eat the bunny. Of course.

[Lord Uiruu]

i told my friend i could speak japanese and he said:
"WACHOW! TOYOTA!"