What a Bleach Character would never say!

[Neaco]

It's Hinako from Ranma^^

She changes forms just like Nel


Byakuya: I love smiling.
Orihime: I would've never twirled that leek if I knew it would be all over the net

Kenpachi: Fighting is boring.

[Goshin]

Ichigo: Hey kisuke... I've been thinking. since I'm not connected to my body by chain anymore....does that mean I'm dead

Kisuke:........took u that to figure that out...

[Arthas1011]

Kisuke: Ichigo, I really thing you hate me

Ichigo: Did you figure that out before or after I hugged you?

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Yoruichi: I hate being in the nude everytime I transform in front of you

Ichigo: Was that before or after Old Man Zangetsu proposed to you?

[Ban kai]

ichigo: hey renji, lets go try out for cheerleading.
renji: sure, let me get my pom poms.
rukia: wait for me.
Chad: Omg y do i hang out with these loosers

[Arthas1011]

Originally Posted by Ban kai

ichigo: hey renji, lets go try out for cheerleading.
renji: sure, let me get my pom poms.
rukia: wait for me.
Chad: Omg y do i hang out with these loosers

Addition to the above

Yoruichi: Maybe it's because of my feline body

Kenpachi: I am sick of fighting all of you... Yo Ichigo!

Ichigo: What?

Kenpachi: Can I borrow your spare pom poms?

[Cherudim Arche]

Ichigo: An eclair?

Eats Yoruichi poo and runs stupidly until Rukia kicks in the nuts

Ichigo: thanks mommy.

Rukia: Time for your daily spanking!!!!!

[ani_d]

Ichigo: ORIHIME. I LOVE YOU. LET ME PROTECT YOU FOREVER.

Or something to that effect. Cuz you know IchigoxOrihime will never happen hahaha

[mugenTaichou]

Originally Posted by Yunkel

Renji.- oh no!, Ichigo is bleeding again!
Kenpachi.- dont worry, ill go find Unohana, brb.

Just little edit to this one

Renji.- oh no!, Ichigo is bleeding again!
Kenpachi.- dont worry, ill go find Unohana, brb.
Ikkaku - It will be good if you even manage to get back with her, yknow *sly smile*
Kenpachi *blushes*

[Zatoichi8820XX]

Rukia: Ichigo a hollow is near by.
Ichigo; Well Rukia...we do have a paper to write and I do want to goto college
Rukia: Like who has time for that?

[Arthas1011]

Rukia: I heard that hollow that killed your mum survived your dad

Ichigo: Yeah

Rukia: Are you going to kill it?

Ichigo: No

Rukia: Why not?

Ichigo: We made a peace treaty

Rukia: and what were the terms?

Ichigo: I give it Dad and Kon and he performs the wedding ceremony for us

XD

[urahara25]

For y'all Final Fantasy fans:

Ichigo: Feel the power of my Limit Break... no wait Overdrive... hold on, Trance. Line please.

Director: You're fucking fired you RPG-obsessed otaku!!!!

[kirose]

Originally Posted by Tempest35

Kenpachi: (to Yachiru) Polly want a cracker?

~*~

(This one's for the old skool anime fanz XD)

Nel: Itsygo! You being a retard! A Delinquent! It's Punishment time! *whips out a 5 yen coin* Happo 5 Yen Attack!

Ichigo: Whaaa~ My spirit power's being drained!? *left twitching on the floor*

Neliel (adult): *stepping on Ichigo's back* That ought to teach you to be late again to MY class Kurosaki Ichigo-san. I don't care if you were fighting Hollows - a young man like yourself must be in SCHOOL. Oh yes, Miss Orihime? Do you have any ice cream? ^.^


Cookie for anyone who recognizes this.

Ranma 1/2! bloody awesome anime and manga. I can't remember that girls name tho, the teacher determined to stop delinquints. I do remember she learned her technique from happosai when she was little, and the only way to end it were by the pressure points...

[ReizoSan]

* Yachiru bring out her sword and shouts "BANKAI"

[Arthas1011]

*Ichigo looks at dad* I love your taste in clothes

[mugenTaichou]

Kenpachi: Let's settle this with conversation, shall we?

[BleachOD]

(The setting Aizen's tea party)

Grimmjow... Walking out...and laughing
Aizen: Grimmjow Jeagerjaques return to your seat
Grimmjow: If I don't. what will you do...
Aizen: Nanomanchine Crusnik 02 Release of restriction: 40% Approved....

[LordSchmee]

Originally Posted by Ichimaru-Gin

You are talking about,


This one came before the Renji one, and it's more funny.

Someone should make one of these from the new movie, but replace Byakuya with Ichigo and Ichigo with Hitsugaya :P

couldnt really be a "when did you reach bankai" one, but im sure someone would figure somethin out

[Balmung911]

Originally Posted by Bedlam

Hitsugaya: Gin, go away, you smell like cow dung.

Gin: Clever! My ass and your lips should meet!*exits*

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Ichigo: Hey, why are you so down Ishida? It's your birthday! Want me to order you a clown?

Ishida: *shudders* A clown hurt me once.

Mayuri: *out of nowhere* ...IT'S A FACEMASK... A FACEMASK YOU PEON!

Ichigo: Whatever you say Bozo.
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Rukia: Hey, how's Renji's injuries?

Ichigo: He was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.

Renji: Dude!

Ichigo: Oh, my fault. Not crying, punching the wall all manly and angry like, you know what I mean?

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My original joke

Ichigo: *imitating Byakuya* Ban Kai. *throws a fistful of sakura petals at Byakuya's face*

Byakuya: ...

Renji: HAHAHAHA!!!

Byakuya: Monkey boy, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "See ya" then the third word will be "Oh-my-god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch."

Renji: See ya.

Ichigo: ZING!

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if people can guess my inspiration for some of these, the funnier it'll be too. Not that all of my jokes are rips either.

How does no-one else realise that these are both from Scrubs? How have you all been living having not seen Scrubs? Don't Worry J.D, I still think you're funny.

[Mr Hat and Clogs]

haha that last one with the sakura petals rocks

[Arthas1011]

Originally Posted by LordSchmee

Someone should make one of these from the new movie, but replace Byakuya with Ichigo and Ichigo with Hitsugaya :P

couldnt really be a "when did you reach bankai" one, but im sure someone would figure somethin out

Dude that pic was funny as... you gotta tell me where I can get it