Nanoha FanFiction Discussion

[Nanya01]

What? Am I chopped liver?

[Lhklan]

You're always here Nanya
@Coin
No, not that. While seeing Yuuno receiving some attention is great, it's the title. It's waaaay too close to "School Days" Or "Material Days" for comfort if you ask me.

[Craxuan]

The frequency of Nanya's new chapters suggested that he is the alien overlord himself. HAND OVER OUR COMRADES! *brandishes sword*

[Nanya01]

Originally Posted by Craxuan

The frequency of Nanya's new chapters suggested that he is the alien overlord himself. HAND OVER OUR COMRADES! *brandishes sword*

Well, that's a new theory at least.

[Lycodrake]

Meh, I still stand by Nanya being Jail. XP

[Lhklan]

Finally done!

Spoiler for Chapter 6, PT2:

*****Sunday*****
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!”
Hayate smiled from where she stood. In the center of the room, Nanoha was smiling sheepishly, thanking Subaru and Teana for their gift. Next to her are Fate and Vivio, the Enforcer explaining something to the young child, who looked a bit confused.

Signum was talking with Vice, while Shamal seems to be discussing something with Shari and Mariel. Vita was eating something, along with Rein and Agito. Oddly, Zafira seems to have disappeared. Though with Arf’s absence, it wasn’t that hard to guess where the Guardian Beast could have been.

Chrono was talking with Verossa, Carim and Schach. Well, more like glaring at Verossa, who had indeed try to flirt with Fate earlier. Although for some reasons Hayate got the impressions that Chrono had been glancing at Carim, while the blond Knight have a faint blush on her face. Must be her imaginations.

Then her eyes came across Yuuno. The man was drinking alone at a table, a soft smile on his face. His eyes was roaming around the room, occasionally stopping at the Ace of Aces before moving on.

Hayate was glad that he came. If there ever was someone who can qualify for being even MORE of a workaholic then Nanoha, then Yuuno is that person. Honestly, she had lost count of how many times he had collapsed, only to return to work the next day. Sure, he still takes the occasional vacation, but more than once he had stayed overnight to finish his work. Thankfully, Arf had told her that it doesn’t seem to be the case lately.

One thing that intrigued her, however, was Yuuno’s reaction. It was… lackluster. He had forgotten about Nanoha’s birthday before, but he would usually panic and start to reschedule most of his work. But he wasn’t like that when she told him about it last Friday. If she didn’t know any better, she would have thought that Yuuno wasn’t even bothered by the fact that he forgot his crush’s birthday.

She could tell that something had changed within her friend. His gaze didn’t linger as long as before, his eyes don’t held the same wistful look it once does. It was as if his interest in Nanoha has waned.

Then the Queen saw Chrono sitting down opposite to Yuuno. For a while, they sat nothing. Chrono then sat something, which judging by Yuuno’s face, was either a scathing remark or a teasing one. Sighing, Hayate make her way over, hoping to stop the Admiral from going overboard. As she approaches, however, she overheard their conversation.

“I just hope she won’t get mad about this.” Yuuno muttered to Chrono

“Since you’d told her, I’m sure she’ll understand.” the admiral shrugged.

Silence follows his statement, before Yuuno widens his eyes.

“Wait, you didn’t tell her?” Yuuno asked

“No, I didn’t. I thought you did” Chrono replied.

“You were the one who organized this trip!” the blond glared at his friend.

“And you’re her most frequent visitor.” Chrono retorted

“Who’s she?” Hayate asked nonchalantly. She just couldn’t help herself and she grinned at how Yuuno jumped a bit.

“It’s patient #202, Hayate.” Chrono glared. “And keep it down. It’s still being kept a secret.”

“Sorry.” The brunette smiled sheepishly, before her face turned serious. “What is it?”

“We can’t tell you much, but the short version is that we found one of Jail’s bunkers. Unfortunately, only she knows the password, so we were supposed to bring her there.” The blunet answered with a whisper.

“I see… “Hayate muttered, before frowning “And how is Yuuno involved in all of this?”

“He drafter me because of my expertise on Lost Logia” This time, it was the librarian who answered her. “Apparently, before Jail started on acquiring the Cradle, he used to collect ancient artifacts.”

Hayate nodded. Then a teasing grin make it way onto her face.

“Don’t worry Yuuno! I’m sure she’ll forgive you.”

“Are you sure?” Yuuno asked, a bit suspicious at Hayate’s grin.

“Yup! You’re her husband, after all!” Hayate declared, though thankfully it’s drowned by the sounds.

Yuuno choked on his drink. Chrono merely smirked. “True. With the way you kept visiting her, even when she yelled at you not too, the description fits.”

“YUUNO!” Before Yuuno can form a response, Nanoha called him over, her hand holding a book. “I can cook you know!”

Chuckling, Yuuno walked to his oldest friend, ignoring Hayate and Chrono in the process.

*****Next Day*****

Breathes In. Breathes Out. In. Out. In. Out.

Yuuno chanted in his head as he rides the elevator. Glancing down, he checked the large bag that he had brought with him. Hopefully, this would help him stave of her wraths.

When he arrived at the front door, the Librarian was rather puzzled by the guards.

“Here to see her, prof?” The one on the right grinned.

“Yeah.” Yuuno nodded. “It’s something wrong?”

“It’s nothing sir.” The one on the left replied. He remained stoic, but Yuuno could have sworn the man was trembling lightly. Nodding to them, he enter the room.

“Good morning Due” Yuuno greeted.

“Yo.” He frowned a bit when he saw her form tensing up.

“Due, what’s wrong?” Yuuno asked with a concerned tone. “Are you alright?”

“I’m fine.” She replied stiffly.

Yuuno frowned. Walking around, he sat down in front of Due. “Are you sure?”

“I-I said I’m fine!” Strange. She’s stammering now. Deciding to check her temperature, Yuuno leans in and touches her forehead with his.

“Your temperature feels normal” Yuuno muttered to himself “So why is your face all red? Are you sure you’re not…Ow!”

Yuuno’s question was cut off when Due headbutted him. Then she grabbed the pillow and start hitting him with it.

“Ow! Hey, cut it out! Ow! That hurt, you know!” Yuuno feebly tried to defend himself from her attacks, but it’s rather hard with her enhanced strength

“Shut up shut up shut up!”

“Ow ow ow! Okay, that’s it! Chain Bind!” A green circle form up, and from it chains shot out and wrapped around the other blond

“H-h-hey, w-what the? L-l-let me g-go!” Due squeaked.

“Not until you calm down.” Yuuno replied, massaging where Due had hit him with the pillow.

“T-this isn’t f-funny, you know!” Due shouted. “Le-ummmph!”

“Shhh, keep quiet!” the librarian whispered, clamping one hand over her mouth. Honestly, if this keeps up people might get the wrong idea.

“You don’t want…” Yuuno trailed off and blinked, as the former Number had apparently fainted.

“Great, now she fainted.” Sighing, Yuuno decided to tuck her in. Figuring that he can apologizes to her later, Yuuno took the content out of the bag and placed it next to her.

Also, this is what Yuuno looks like in AUAE, part 1, just older:

http://mercurianangel.deviantart.com...2F4582829&qo=3

[Nanya01]

Calling me Jail, again?

I thought everyone knew that I was sent to this planet as a baby as the last survivor of a race of super writers.

Nanya-muse: You're lying!
DC-muse: Calling your creator a liar is a bad idea, you know.
Nanya-muse: Mooouuuu... *Glomps DC-muse* Wahh! Don't you love me?!
DC-muse: *Turns red* GAH! S-stop that! Not in front of everyone. HEY! Watch the hands!
Nanya-muse: Wahhh!
DC-muse: *Red* If I say yes, will you stop?
Nanya-muse: *nods*
DC-muse: Fine, I love you.
Nanya-muse: Yay! I love you too!
DC-muse: *Steam out of the ears* GAH! So suddenly!
Nanya-muse: What? You're my best friend.
DC-muse: ...That's a scary thought.

StrikerS

Numbers

SSX 1-10

Spoiler for Blood That Flows - SSX 11:

Elsewhere...

Filia blinked as she heard a rather loud thumping coming from outside of the house. "Ugh, I swear, if those two are attacking the paper boy again..." Granted, the first time, it was rather funny when Aria and Lotte were in their animal forms and jumping all over the poor lad, but she didn't want to see that this morning. Walking out to the front door, Filia blinked, several times, as she saw Aria and Lotte tag-teaming several identical human females. "What's going on?"

"They blew up the garden!" Lotte yelled and pointed to the destroyed garden. "I wanted them to fix it and they tried to kill me!"

"Considering that they won't listen to us," Aria said as she used a frying pan to knock one of the Mariages away from her, "and tried to kill us without provocation, I'm pretty sure that they won't hesitate to kill anyone."

"What's going on out here?" Amy asked as she popped her head out of the doorway. "I heard noises and Filia wasn't in bed and..." She trailed off as she saw what was going on. "...Did you two piss off a cloning factory or something?"

Before anyone could answer, one of the Mariages seemed to form in front of Amy, a sword arm formed as she stabbed forward.

The blade never got close to Amy as Filia grabbed it and squeezed down. Narrowing her eyes, Filia swung the Mariage back at the group, but held onto the arm and smiled grimly as the arm was torn clean off of the body. "It's one thing to ruin my garden, it's another thing to attack those two, but," any traces of humor left Filia as she tossed the torn arm at the group of Mariages, "you threatened my wife, and I don't stand for that."

"What about us?" Lotte whined as she ducked under a swing towards her head. Before she could react, a narrow blue beam lanced out and blasted the Mariage through its head and taking out several behind it. "Huh?"

"You two can take care of yourselves..." Filia said as she pulled out a mace from somewhere. "Though, since you're a part of my family, you count as well."

"Where did you pull THAT from?!" Amy yelled as she stared at the mace in Filia's hands.

"I'll show you later." Filia said as she used said mace to knock the head off of one of the Mariages. Her tail slinked out of her nightgown, wrapped around the dead body before it fell and threw it into the crowd. "Aria, Lotte, let's show them that you don't mess with my family."

"Isn't Chronosuke supposed to be home soon?" Lotte asked, jumping back as a blue beam carved its way into the crowd of Mariages. Looking up, Lotte smiled as she saw Chrono floating above them.

"Considering that my family is being attacked, why would I be anywhere else?" Chrono asked as he touched down. "Lotte, Aria, you two are free of your limiters right now, you know that right?"

The two grinned at each other. "Well, we weren't before!" Aria said as they released a twin Blaze Cannon into the group.

"So, what took you?" Filia asked Chrono as she swung her mace into the group of Mariage.

"Had paperwork to finish up, I only got done a few minutes ago." Chrono said as he fired several Stinger Blades into the skulls of the Mariage around them. "Enough talking, let's get this over with."

"Right." Filia nodded as they continued to work the Mariages over.

(---)

There was a ringing of a familiar chime as Lina grabbed her cell phone and sat up. "Miyuki, you better have a good reason for calling me this early."

"There's a bunch of women who look exactly the same, they broke into my home over here," Miyuki was, of course, talking about the house she shared with Yuuno, Nanoha and Fate, "they tried to kill me and almost killed Arashi and Vivio, they're okay now, but I'm still being overwhelmed here."

"I see..." Lina said, her eyes narrowing. "Miyuki, dear, I'll be there as soon as I can."

"What's going on?" Shiro asked as he saw his wife turning her cell off and putting some clothes on. He raised an eyebrow as she was putting on some rather form-fitting pants and sleeveless top that only covered her chest, leaving her arms and stomach exposed. "Dear?"

"Get some pants on, someone tried to kill our family." As soon as the words were out of Lina's mouth, Shiro had pants on and three different swords strapped to his waist. Nodding, Lina walked out of the bedroom and to the kitchen. "Arf!" She yelled into the house as she grabbed a large knife from the counter top, when the small red dog ran into the kitchen, she stopped at Lina's look. "Get into your adult form and grab the three weapons from over the fireplace."

Arf nodded and ran back into the living room as her form shifted and grew into her far more imposing adult mode. "What's going on, mom?" She asked as she grabbed a trident, a handle and a bow shaft from above the fireplace.

"Miyuki, Arashi and Vivio are in danger." Lina said as Arf tossed her the bow. Turning to the front door, Lina found that she didn't have to open it as it was smashed in. "I take it that you're the reason my family's in danger." Lina narrowed her eyes, her left one glowing gold as she held up a flaming palm. "Get out of my way and then you can die." When they didn't move, Lina nodded. "Very well. Flame Wind!" She snapped her hand forward, a powerful gust of wind mixed with fire snapped out, sending the Mariage that had made her way into the house flying back the way she had come.

"What the heck?!" Arf exclaimed, shocked as she held the trident in front of her.

"Yuuno and Nanoha aren't the only ones who created hybrid magic." Lina said as she walked out, followed by Shiro and finally Arf. "Alright, let's show you how we fight."

Arf flew up and gaped at what she saw. "Mom, even if you can tear through them easily, there's so many that I can't see the street anymore!"

"Well then..." Lina narrowed her eyes. "I'll have to get warmed up, won't I? Rune Flare!"

With those two words, the city streets were awash with flames.

(---)

Erio grimaced as he and Caro were forced onto the streets again. "This is nuts!" Even though they were slaughtering these things by the dozens, it was like a never-ending wave of bodies that kept coming at them. "We're going to get killed at this rate."

Caro nodded, trying to catch her breath as she cast a barrier around them. Looking up, she sighed in relief as Fried was okay. "I wish I could do more."

"What about Voltaire or Leviathan?" Erio suggested to her.

"I need some water for Leviathan, he's not good without water, and I'm worried if I summon Voltaire that he'll attack someone he's not supposed to." Caro wilted at the look that she was given.

"There are so many of these things that I can't even see where they end, Caro, summon him before we both die!"

"Too late." A female voice spoke up and the two gasped in shock as a blade cut through the barrier, shattering it and leaving them exposed. "A good fight, now die."

As the Mariage pulled her arm back, the ground started to shake and rumble, a stone spike ripping upwards and nearly impaling the Mariage, who seemingly disappeared, before more spikes erupted upwards, skewering several of the Mariages and creating a protective dome around Caro and Erio.

"What the?" Erio asked, he recognized the spell, Dug Haut, easily enough, as Teana did it quite often, but he had never seen it used so powerfully like this before.

"When facing a multitude of enemies, the best way to make sure that they don't get to you is to make a barrier that can strike back. Didn't I teach you kids better?" A familiar male voice spoke up and Caro gasped as she saw Zelgadis, his skin blue and rocky, walk around a stone pillar. "Hey, kids." He smirked as them as they stood up. "Considering how many there are, it's probably a good thing that I called for some help." He snapped his fingers and the rock pillars erupted outwards and away from the three of them.

"Help?" Erio asked, "from who?"

When the pillars weren't standing anymore, Zelgadis grimaced as far fewer of those women were dead than he would have liked. "You'll see, he should be here... Now."

Just as Erio was about to ask what was going on, the area suddenly lit up and a loud honking sound was heard. "It can't..."

Zelgadis smirked and nodded. "But it is."

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kuma laughed as he ran several Mariage over, punching one that tried to get in through the window. "A funny thing about mass is that the thicker it is, the harder it is to punch through it, but if I increase my speed I can punch through any mass, no matter how thick it is! HA HA!"

"Binesto Cannon!" A female voice said from above, looking up, Erio's face turned bright red as he saw up Kyrie's skirt and her panties. Sure, her skirt wasn't that long, but still, seeing her underwear so easily was enough to make him blush.

"Sorry it took us so long." Another female voice said as Amitie seemingly appeared on the ground next to the three of them. "We had to get our zappers from lock-up." She pointed her gun out and fired a quick burst of five shots at the Mariage that were getting up after getting hit by either Kyrie's blast or Kuma's driving. "Amitie and Kyrie Florian reporting for duty!"

Erio smiled, they might actually win at this rate.

[mega1987]

Originally Posted by Nanya01

Calling me Jail, again?

I thought everyone knew that I was sent to this planet as a baby as the last survivor of a race of super writers.

Nanya-muse: You're lying!
DC-muse: Calling your creator a liar is a bad idea, you know.
Nanya-muse: Mooouuuu... *Glomps DC-muse* Wahh! Don't you love me?!
DC-muse: *Turns red* GAH! S-stop that! Not in front of everyone. HEY! Watch the hands!
Nanya-muse: Wahhh!
DC-muse: *Red* If I say yes, will you stop?
Nanya-muse: *nods*
DC-muse: Fine, I love you.
Nanya-muse: Yay! I love you too!
DC-muse: *Steam out of the ears* GAH! So suddenly!
Nanya-muse: What? You're my best friend.
DC-muse: ...That's a scary thought.

StrikerS

Numbers

SSX 1-10

Spoiler for Blood That Flows - SSX 11:

Elsewhere...

Filia blinked as she heard a rather loud thumping coming from outside of the house. "Ugh, I swear, if those two are attacking the paper boy again..." Granted, the first time, it was rather funny when Aria and Lotte were in their animal forms and jumping all over the poor lad, but she didn't want to see that this morning. Walking out to the front door, Filia blinked, several times, as she saw Aria and Lotte tag-teaming several identical human females. "What's going on?"

"They blew up the garden!" Lotte yelled and pointed to the destroyed garden. "I wanted them to fix it and they tried to kill me!"

"Considering that they won't listen to us," Aria said as she used a frying pan to knock one of the Mariages away from her, "and tried to kill us without provocation, I'm pretty sure that they won't hesitate to kill anyone."

"What's going on out here?" Amy asked as she popped her head out of the doorway. "I heard noises and Filia wasn't in bed and..." She trailed off as she saw what was going on. "...Did you two piss off a cloning factory or something?"

Before anyone could answer, one of the Mariages seemed to form in front of Amy, a sword arm formed as she stabbed forward.

The blade never got close to Amy as Filia grabbed it and squeezed down. Narrowing her eyes, Filia swung the Mariage back at the group, but held onto the arm and smiled grimly as the arm was torn clean off of the body. "It's one thing to ruin my garden, it's another thing to attack those two, but," any traces of humor left Filia as she tossed the torn arm at the group of Mariages, "you threatened my wife, and I don't stand for that."

"What about us?" Lotte whined as she ducked under a swing towards her head. Before she could react, a narrow blue beam lanced out and blasted the Mariage through its head and taking out several behind it. "Huh?"

"You two can take care of yourselves..." Filia said as she pulled out a mace from somewhere. "Though, since you're a part of my family, you count as well."

"Where did you pull THAT from?!" Amy yelled as she stared at the mace in Filia's hands.

"I'll show you later." Filia said as she used said mace to knock the head off of one of the Mariages. Her tail slinked out of her nightgown, wrapped around the dead body before it fell and threw it into the crowd. "Aria, Lotte, let's show them that you don't mess with my family."

"Isn't Chronosuke supposed to be home soon?" Lotte asked, jumping back as a blue beam carved its way into the crowd of Mariages. Looking up, Lotte smiled as she saw Chrono floating above them.

"Considering that my family is being attacked, why would I be anywhere else?" Chrono asked as he touched down. "Lotte, Aria, you two are free of your limiters right now, you know that right?"

The two grinned at each other. "Well, we weren't before!" Aria said as they released a twin Blaze Cannon into the group.

"So, what took you?" Filia asked Chrono as she swung her mace into the group of Mariage.

"Had paperwork to finish up, I only got done a few minutes ago." Chrono said as he fired several Stinger Blades into the skulls of the Mariage around them. "Enough talking, let's get this over with."

"Right." Filia nodded as they continued to work the Mariages over.

(---)

There was a ringing of a familiar chime as Lina grabbed her cell phone and sat up. "Miyuki, you better have a good reason for calling me this early."

"There's a bunch of women who look exactly the same, they broke into my home over here," Miyuki was, of course, talking about the house she shared with Yuuno, Nanoha and Fate, "they tried to kill me and almost killed Arashi and Vivio, they're okay now, but I'm still being overwhelmed here."

"I see..." Lina said, her eyes narrowing. "Miyuki, dear, I'll be there as soon as I can."

"What's going on?" Shiro asked as he saw his wife turning her cell off and putting some clothes on. He raised an eyebrow as she was putting on some rather form-fitting pants and sleeveless top that only covered her chest, leaving her arms and stomach exposed. "Dear?"

"Get some pants on, someone tried to kill our family." As soon as the words were out of Lina's mouth, Shiro had pants on and three different swords strapped to his waist. Nodding, Lina walked out of the bedroom and to the kitchen. "Arf!" She yelled into the house as she grabbed a large knife from the counter top, when the small red dog ran into the kitchen, she stopped at Lina's look. "Get into your adult form and grab the three weapons from over the fireplace."

Arf nodded and ran back into the living room as her form shifted and grew into her far more imposing adult mode. "What's going on, mom?" She asked as she grabbed a trident, a handle and a bow shaft from above the fireplace.

"Miyuki, Arashi and Vivio are in danger." Lina said as Arf tossed her the bow. Turning to the front door, Lina found that she didn't have to open it as it was smashed in. "I take it that you're the reason my family's in danger." Lina narrowed her eyes, her left one glowing gold as she held up a flaming palm. "Get out of my way and then you can die." When they didn't move, Lina nodded. "Very well. Flame Wind!" She snapped her hand forward, a powerful gust of wind mixed with fire snapped out, sending the Mariage that had made her way into the house flying back the way she had come.

"What the heck?!" Arf exclaimed, shocked as she held the trident in front of her.

"Yuuno and Nanoha aren't the only ones who created hybrid magic." Lina said as she walked out, followed by Shiro and finally Arf. "Alright, let's show you how we fight."

Arf flew up and gaped at what she saw. "Mom, even if you can tear through them easily, there's so many that I can't see the street anymore!"

"Well then..." Lina narrowed her eyes. "I'll have to get warmed up, won't I? Rune Flare!"

With those two words, the city streets were awash with flames.

(---)

Erio grimaced as he and Caro were forced onto the streets again. "This is nuts!" Even though they were slaughtering these things by the dozens, it was like a never-ending wave of bodies that kept coming at them. "We're going to get killed at this rate."

Caro nodded, trying to catch her breath as she cast a barrier around them. Looking up, she sighed in relief as Fried was okay. "I wish I could do more."

"What about Voltaire or Leviathan?" Erio suggested to her.

"I need some water for Leviathan, he's not good without water, and I'm worried if I summon Voltaire that he'll attack someone he's not supposed to." Caro wilted at the look that she was given.

"There are so many of these things that I can't even see where they end, Caro, summon him before we both die!"

"Too late." A female voice spoke up and the two gasped in shock as a blade cut through the barrier, shattering it and leaving them exposed. "A good fight, now die."

As the Mariage pulled her arm back, the ground started to shake and rumble, a stone spike ripping upwards and nearly impaling the Mariage, who seemingly disappeared, before more spikes erupted upwards, skewering several of the Mariages and creating a protective dome around Caro and Erio.

"What the?" Erio asked, he recognized the spell, Dug Haut, easily enough, as Teana did it quite often, but he had never seen it used so powerfully like this before.

"When facing a multitude of enemies, the best way to make sure that they don't get to you is to make a barrier that can strike back. Didn't I teach you kids better?" A familiar male voice spoke up and Caro gasped as she saw Zelgadis, his skin blue and rocky, walk around a stone pillar. "Hey, kids." He smirked as them as they stood up. "Considering how many there are, it's probably a good thing that I called for some help." He snapped his fingers and the rock pillars erupted outwards and away from the three of them.

"Help?" Erio asked, "from who?"

When the pillars weren't standing anymore, Zelgadis grimaced as far fewer of those women were dead than he would have liked. "You'll see, he should be here... Now."

Just as Erio was about to ask what was going on, the area suddenly lit up and a loud honking sound was heard. "It can't..."

Zelgadis smirked and nodded. "But it is."

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kuma laughed as he ran several Mariage over, punching one that tried to get in through the window. "A funny thing about mass is that the thicker it is, the harder it is to punch through it, but if I increase my speed I can punch through any mass, no matter how thick it is! HA HA!"

"Binesto Cannon!" A female voice said from above, looking up, Erio's face turned bright red as he saw up Kyrie's skirt and her panties. Sure, her skirt wasn't that long, but still, seeing her underwear so easily was enough to make him blush.

"Sorry it took us so long." Another female voice said as Amitie seemingly appeared on the ground next to the three of them. "We had to get our zappers from lock-up." She pointed her gun out and fired a quick burst of five shots at the Mariage that were getting up after getting hit by either Kyrie's blast or Kuma's driving. "Amitie and Kyrie Florian reporting for duty!"

Erio smiled, they might actually win at this rate.

Spoiler for Another wall of text review:

Mariemiea: *Smiling at Filia.* Strike!

Aschen: (In Code DTD) YEAH!!! Send them flying!

Odin: From the oven into the flames of hell....

Me: At least they got reinforcement...

Mariage: You're in the way. *Raised Blade-arm are at Val.* Now die.

*Val beat it to the punch with a charged shot to the chest, with max range and 3/4 max firepower.*

Val: Many have tried but none have YET to actually killed me, Marverick. *Rushed in to join the fray, blasting any Mariages who got in range.*

Odin: *Looks flatly at Excellen.* Hey! Sexcellen...

Excellen: Yes~?

Odin: Did you take in any disciple lately?

Excellen: No, why?

Odin: *Points at Kyrie, who's still airborne.*

Excellen: Oh? *looks at Kyrie from the ground.* Ni~ce...

Ami: Aria. Lotte. Females got Hammer-space ready... If they don't have something like a sheath to put their blunt weapon away on their body...

Me: Is this another reason not to piss off ladies? Coz' *pointing at the ocean of Mariages.* I don't want to be in the receiving end of it if those zombies got their own weapon, except for their blades.

Odin: Zankantou: Zantetsuken.*Cut all Mariages within 500m from him at their the guts while set the rest flying, using a extremely large boardsword that is as wide the Buster sword but 1.5 feet longer than it.* Annoying bats....

[Rising Dragon]

Nanya being an alien overlord and Nanya being Jail don't necessarily conflict with one another, technically speaking.

[mega1987]

Originally Posted by Rising Dragon

Nanya being an alien overlord and Nanya being Jail don't necessarily conflict with one another, technically speaking.

The Hell!?

How that's possible?

[Rising Dragon]

Originally Posted by mega1987

The Hell!?

How that's possible?

Well for one, Jail's not a resident of Earth, so that technically makes him an alien. And Jail certainly planned to be overlord had his scheme with the Cradle worked out.

[biodude711]

Originally Posted by Nanya01

Calling me Jail, again?

I thought everyone knew that I was sent to this planet as a baby as the last survivor of a race of super writers.

Nanya-muse: You're lying!
DC-muse: Calling your creator a liar is a bad idea, you know.
Nanya-muse: Mooouuuu... *Glomps DC-muse* Wahh! Don't you love me?!
DC-muse: *Turns red* GAH! S-stop that! Not in front of everyone. HEY! Watch the hands!
Nanya-muse: Wahhh!
DC-muse: *Red* If I say yes, will you stop?
Nanya-muse: *nods*
DC-muse: Fine, I love you.
Nanya-muse: Yay! I love you too!
DC-muse: *Steam out of the ears* GAH! So suddenly!
Nanya-muse: What? You're my best friend.
DC-muse: ...That's a scary thought.

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Numbers

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Spoiler for Blood That Flows - SSX 11:

Elsewhere...

Filia blinked as she heard a rather loud thumping coming from outside of the house. "Ugh, I swear, if those two are attacking the paper boy again..." Granted, the first time, it was rather funny when Aria and Lotte were in their animal forms and jumping all over the poor lad, but she didn't want to see that this morning. Walking out to the front door, Filia blinked, several times, as she saw Aria and Lotte tag-teaming several identical human females. "What's going on?"

"They blew up the garden!" Lotte yelled and pointed to the destroyed garden. "I wanted them to fix it and they tried to kill me!"

"Considering that they won't listen to us," Aria said as she used a frying pan to knock one of the Mariages away from her, "and tried to kill us without provocation, I'm pretty sure that they won't hesitate to kill anyone."

"What's going on out here?" Amy asked as she popped her head out of the doorway. "I heard noises and Filia wasn't in bed and..." She trailed off as she saw what was going on. "...Did you two piss off a cloning factory or something?"

Before anyone could answer, one of the Mariages seemed to form in front of Amy, a sword arm formed as she stabbed forward.

The blade never got close to Amy as Filia grabbed it and squeezed down. Narrowing her eyes, Filia swung the Mariage back at the group, but held onto the arm and smiled grimly as the arm was torn clean off of the body. "It's one thing to ruin my garden, it's another thing to attack those two, but," any traces of humor left Filia as she tossed the torn arm at the group of Mariages, "you threatened my wife, and I don't stand for that."

"What about us?" Lotte whined as she ducked under a swing towards her head. Before she could react, a narrow blue beam lanced out and blasted the Mariage through its head and taking out several behind it. "Huh?"

"You two can take care of yourselves..." Filia said as she pulled out a mace from somewhere. "Though, since you're a part of my family, you count as well."

"Where did you pull THAT from?!" Amy yelled as she stared at the mace in Filia's hands.

"I'll show you later." Filia said as she used said mace to knock the head off of one of the Mariages. Her tail slinked out of her nightgown, wrapped around the dead body before it fell and threw it into the crowd. "Aria, Lotte, let's show them that you don't mess with my family."

"Isn't Chronosuke supposed to be home soon?" Lotte asked, jumping back as a blue beam carved its way into the crowd of Mariages. Looking up, Lotte smiled as she saw Chrono floating above them.

"Considering that my family is being attacked, why would I be anywhere else?" Chrono asked as he touched down. "Lotte, Aria, you two are free of your limiters right now, you know that right?"

The two grinned at each other. "Well, we weren't before!" Aria said as they released a twin Blaze Cannon into the group.

"So, what took you?" Filia asked Chrono as she swung her mace into the group of Mariage.

"Had paperwork to finish up, I only got done a few minutes ago." Chrono said as he fired several Stinger Blades into the skulls of the Mariage around them. "Enough talking, let's get this over with."

"Right." Filia nodded as they continued to work the Mariages over.

(---)

There was a ringing of a familiar chime as Lina grabbed her cell phone and sat up. "Miyuki, you better have a good reason for calling me this early."

"There's a bunch of women who look exactly the same, they broke into my home over here," Miyuki was, of course, talking about the house she shared with Yuuno, Nanoha and Fate, "they tried to kill me and almost killed Arashi and Vivio, they're okay now, but I'm still being overwhelmed here."

"I see..." Lina said, her eyes narrowing. "Miyuki, dear, I'll be there as soon as I can."

"What's going on?" Shiro asked as he saw his wife turning her cell off and putting some clothes on. He raised an eyebrow as she was putting on some rather form-fitting pants and sleeveless top that only covered her chest, leaving her arms and stomach exposed. "Dear?"

"Get some pants on, someone tried to kill our family." As soon as the words were out of Lina's mouth, Shiro had pants on and three different swords strapped to his waist. Nodding, Lina walked out of the bedroom and to the kitchen. "Arf!" She yelled into the house as she grabbed a large knife from the counter top, when the small red dog ran into the kitchen, she stopped at Lina's look. "Get into your adult form and grab the three weapons from over the fireplace."

Arf nodded and ran back into the living room as her form shifted and grew into her far more imposing adult mode. "What's going on, mom?" She asked as she grabbed a trident, a handle and a bow shaft from above the fireplace.

"Miyuki, Arashi and Vivio are in danger." Lina said as Arf tossed her the bow. Turning to the front door, Lina found that she didn't have to open it as it was smashed in. "I take it that you're the reason my family's in danger." Lina narrowed her eyes, her left one glowing gold as she held up a flaming palm. "Get out of my way and then you can die." When they didn't move, Lina nodded. "Very well. Flame Wind!" She snapped her hand forward, a powerful gust of wind mixed with fire snapped out, sending the Mariage that had made her way into the house flying back the way she had come.

"What the heck?!" Arf exclaimed, shocked as she held the trident in front of her.

"Yuuno and Nanoha aren't the only ones who created hybrid magic." Lina said as she walked out, followed by Shiro and finally Arf. "Alright, let's show you how we fight."

Arf flew up and gaped at what she saw. "Mom, even if you can tear through them easily, there's so many that I can't see the street anymore!"

"Well then..." Lina narrowed her eyes. "I'll have to get warmed up, won't I? Rune Flare!"

With those two words, the city streets were awash with flames.

(---)

Erio grimaced as he and Caro were forced onto the streets again. "This is nuts!" Even though they were slaughtering these things by the dozens, it was like a never-ending wave of bodies that kept coming at them. "We're going to get killed at this rate."

Caro nodded, trying to catch her breath as she cast a barrier around them. Looking up, she sighed in relief as Fried was okay. "I wish I could do more."

"What about Voltaire or Leviathan?" Erio suggested to her.

"I need some water for Leviathan, he's not good without water, and I'm worried if I summon Voltaire that he'll attack someone he's not supposed to." Caro wilted at the look that she was given.

"There are so many of these things that I can't even see where they end, Caro, summon him before we both die!"

"Too late." A female voice spoke up and the two gasped in shock as a blade cut through the barrier, shattering it and leaving them exposed. "A good fight, now die."

As the Mariage pulled her arm back, the ground started to shake and rumble, a stone spike ripping upwards and nearly impaling the Mariage, who seemingly disappeared, before more spikes erupted upwards, skewering several of the Mariages and creating a protective dome around Caro and Erio.

"What the?" Erio asked, he recognized the spell, Dug Haut, easily enough, as Teana did it quite often, but he had never seen it used so powerfully like this before.

"When facing a multitude of enemies, the best way to make sure that they don't get to you is to make a barrier that can strike back. Didn't I teach you kids better?" A familiar male voice spoke up and Caro gasped as she saw Zelgadis, his skin blue and rocky, walk around a stone pillar. "Hey, kids." He smirked as them as they stood up. "Considering how many there are, it's probably a good thing that I called for some help." He snapped his fingers and the rock pillars erupted outwards and away from the three of them.

"Help?" Erio asked, "from who?"

When the pillars weren't standing anymore, Zelgadis grimaced as far fewer of those women were dead than he would have liked. "You'll see, he should be here... Now."

Just as Erio was about to ask what was going on, the area suddenly lit up and a loud honking sound was heard. "It can't..."

Zelgadis smirked and nodded. "But it is."

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kuma laughed as he ran several Mariage over, punching one that tried to get in through the window. "A funny thing about mass is that the thicker it is, the harder it is to punch through it, but if I increase my speed I can punch through any mass, no matter how thick it is! HA HA!"

"Binesto Cannon!" A female voice said from above, looking up, Erio's face turned bright red as he saw up Kyrie's skirt and her panties. Sure, her skirt wasn't that long, but still, seeing her underwear so easily was enough to make him blush.

"Sorry it took us so long." Another female voice said as Amitie seemingly appeared on the ground next to the three of them. "We had to get our zappers from lock-up." She pointed her gun out and fired a quick burst of five shots at the Mariage that were getting up after getting hit by either Kyrie's blast or Kuma's driving. "Amitie and Kyrie Florian reporting for duty!"

Erio smiled, they might actually win at this rate.

I know we all know this, but it bears repeating.
*ahem*
If you value your continued existence, do not, I repeat, do not fuck with the Takamachi or Harlaown family.

[mega1987]

Originally Posted by biodude711

I know we all know this, but it bears repeating.
*ahem*
If you value your continued existence, do not, I repeat, do not fuck with the Takamachi or Harlaown family.

*Imagines Nanoha having a hot night with Fate....(Read: Strap-on, both of them....)*

Um.... does THAT count too?

[Mr Coin]

Originally Posted by Nanya01

Calling me Jail, again?

I thought everyone knew that I was sent to this planet as a baby as the last survivor of a race of super writers.

Nanya-muse: You're lying!
DC-muse: Calling your creator a liar is a bad idea, you know.
Nanya-muse: Mooouuuu... *Glomps DC-muse* Wahh! Don't you love me?!
DC-muse: *Turns red* GAH! S-stop that! Not in front of everyone. HEY! Watch the hands!
Nanya-muse: Wahhh!
DC-muse: *Red* If I say yes, will you stop?
Nanya-muse: *nods*
DC-muse: Fine, I love you.
Nanya-muse: Yay! I love you too!
DC-muse: *Steam out of the ears* GAH! So suddenly!
Nanya-muse: What? You're my best friend.
DC-muse: ...That's a scary thought.

StrikerS

Numbers

SSX 1-10

Spoiler for Blood That Flows - SSX 11:

Elsewhere...

Filia blinked as she heard a rather loud thumping coming from outside of the house. "Ugh, I swear, if those two are attacking the paper boy again..." Granted, the first time, it was rather funny when Aria and Lotte were in their animal forms and jumping all over the poor lad, but she didn't want to see that this morning. Walking out to the front door, Filia blinked, several times, as she saw Aria and Lotte tag-teaming several identical human females. "What's going on?"

"They blew up the garden!" Lotte yelled and pointed to the destroyed garden. "I wanted them to fix it and they tried to kill me!"

"Considering that they won't listen to us," Aria said as she used a frying pan to knock one of the Mariages away from her, "and tried to kill us without provocation, I'm pretty sure that they won't hesitate to kill anyone."

"What's going on out here?" Amy asked as she popped her head out of the doorway. "I heard noises and Filia wasn't in bed and..." She trailed off as she saw what was going on. "...Did you two piss off a cloning factory or something?"

Before anyone could answer, one of the Mariages seemed to form in front of Amy, a sword arm formed as she stabbed forward.

The blade never got close to Amy as Filia grabbed it and squeezed down. Narrowing her eyes, Filia swung the Mariage back at the group, but held onto the arm and smiled grimly as the arm was torn clean off of the body. "It's one thing to ruin my garden, it's another thing to attack those two, but," any traces of humor left Filia as she tossed the torn arm at the group of Mariages, "you threatened my wife, and I don't stand for that."

"What about us?" Lotte whined as she ducked under a swing towards her head. Before she could react, a narrow blue beam lanced out and blasted the Mariage through its head and taking out several behind it. "Huh?"

"You two can take care of yourselves..." Filia said as she pulled out a mace from somewhere. "Though, since you're a part of my family, you count as well."

"Where did you pull THAT from?!" Amy yelled as she stared at the mace in Filia's hands.

"I'll show you later." Filia said as she used said mace to knock the head off of one of the Mariages. Her tail slinked out of her nightgown, wrapped around the dead body before it fell and threw it into the crowd. "Aria, Lotte, let's show them that you don't mess with my family."

"Isn't Chronosuke supposed to be home soon?" Lotte asked, jumping back as a blue beam carved its way into the crowd of Mariages. Looking up, Lotte smiled as she saw Chrono floating above them.

"Considering that my family is being attacked, why would I be anywhere else?" Chrono asked as he touched down. "Lotte, Aria, you two are free of your limiters right now, you know that right?"

The two grinned at each other. "Well, we weren't before!" Aria said as they released a twin Blaze Cannon into the group.

"So, what took you?" Filia asked Chrono as she swung her mace into the group of Mariage.

"Had paperwork to finish up, I only got done a few minutes ago." Chrono said as he fired several Stinger Blades into the skulls of the Mariage around them. "Enough talking, let's get this over with."

"Right." Filia nodded as they continued to work the Mariages over.

(---)

There was a ringing of a familiar chime as Lina grabbed her cell phone and sat up. "Miyuki, you better have a good reason for calling me this early."

"There's a bunch of women who look exactly the same, they broke into my home over here," Miyuki was, of course, talking about the house she shared with Yuuno, Nanoha and Fate, "they tried to kill me and almost killed Arashi and Vivio, they're okay now, but I'm still being overwhelmed here."

"I see..." Lina said, her eyes narrowing. "Miyuki, dear, I'll be there as soon as I can."

"What's going on?" Shiro asked as he saw his wife turning her cell off and putting some clothes on. He raised an eyebrow as she was putting on some rather form-fitting pants and sleeveless top that only covered her chest, leaving her arms and stomach exposed. "Dear?"

"Get some pants on, someone tried to kill our family." As soon as the words were out of Lina's mouth, Shiro had pants on and three different swords strapped to his waist. Nodding, Lina walked out of the bedroom and to the kitchen. "Arf!" She yelled into the house as she grabbed a large knife from the counter top, when the small red dog ran into the kitchen, she stopped at Lina's look. "Get into your adult form and grab the three weapons from over the fireplace."

Arf nodded and ran back into the living room as her form shifted and grew into her far more imposing adult mode. "What's going on, mom?" She asked as she grabbed a trident, a handle and a bow shaft from above the fireplace.

"Miyuki, Arashi and Vivio are in danger." Lina said as Arf tossed her the bow. Turning to the front door, Lina found that she didn't have to open it as it was smashed in. "I take it that you're the reason my family's in danger." Lina narrowed her eyes, her left one glowing gold as she held up a flaming palm. "Get out of my way and then you can die." When they didn't move, Lina nodded. "Very well. Flame Wind!" She snapped her hand forward, a powerful gust of wind mixed with fire snapped out, sending the Mariage that had made her way into the house flying back the way she had come.

"What the heck?!" Arf exclaimed, shocked as she held the trident in front of her.

"Yuuno and Nanoha aren't the only ones who created hybrid magic." Lina said as she walked out, followed by Shiro and finally Arf. "Alright, let's show you how we fight."

Arf flew up and gaped at what she saw. "Mom, even if you can tear through them easily, there's so many that I can't see the street anymore!"

"Well then..." Lina narrowed her eyes. "I'll have to get warmed up, won't I? Rune Flare!"

With those two words, the city streets were awash with flames.

(---)

Erio grimaced as he and Caro were forced onto the streets again. "This is nuts!" Even though they were slaughtering these things by the dozens, it was like a never-ending wave of bodies that kept coming at them. "We're going to get killed at this rate."

Caro nodded, trying to catch her breath as she cast a barrier around them. Looking up, she sighed in relief as Fried was okay. "I wish I could do more."

"What about Voltaire or Leviathan?" Erio suggested to her.

"I need some water for Leviathan, he's not good without water, and I'm worried if I summon Voltaire that he'll attack someone he's not supposed to." Caro wilted at the look that she was given.

"There are so many of these things that I can't even see where they end, Caro, summon him before we both die!"

"Too late." A female voice spoke up and the two gasped in shock as a blade cut through the barrier, shattering it and leaving them exposed. "A good fight, now die."

As the Mariage pulled her arm back, the ground started to shake and rumble, a stone spike ripping upwards and nearly impaling the Mariage, who seemingly disappeared, before more spikes erupted upwards, skewering several of the Mariages and creating a protective dome around Caro and Erio.

"What the?" Erio asked, he recognized the spell, Dug Haut, easily enough, as Teana did it quite often, but he had never seen it used so powerfully like this before.

"When facing a multitude of enemies, the best way to make sure that they don't get to you is to make a barrier that can strike back. Didn't I teach you kids better?" A familiar male voice spoke up and Caro gasped as she saw Zelgadis, his skin blue and rocky, walk around a stone pillar. "Hey, kids." He smirked as them as they stood up. "Considering how many there are, it's probably a good thing that I called for some help." He snapped his fingers and the rock pillars erupted outwards and away from the three of them.

"Help?" Erio asked, "from who?"

When the pillars weren't standing anymore, Zelgadis grimaced as far fewer of those women were dead than he would have liked. "You'll see, he should be here... Now."

Just as Erio was about to ask what was going on, the area suddenly lit up and a loud honking sound was heard. "It can't..."

Zelgadis smirked and nodded. "But it is."

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kuma laughed as he ran several Mariage over, punching one that tried to get in through the window. "A funny thing about mass is that the thicker it is, the harder it is to punch through it, but if I increase my speed I can punch through any mass, no matter how thick it is! HA HA!"

"Binesto Cannon!" A female voice said from above, looking up, Erio's face turned bright red as he saw up Kyrie's skirt and her panties. Sure, her skirt wasn't that long, but still, seeing her underwear so easily was enough to make him blush.

"Sorry it took us so long." Another female voice said as Amitie seemingly appeared on the ground next to the three of them. "We had to get our zappers from lock-up." She pointed her gun out and fired a quick burst of five shots at the Mariage that were getting up after getting hit by either Kyrie's blast or Kuma's driving. "Amitie and Kyrie Florian reporting for duty!"

Erio smiled, they might actually win at this rate.

The ancient hybrid caught the Mariage's arm with her right hand, golden hair obscured her face "You have destroyed my beautiful garden"

Her grip tightens

"And you attempted to kill my precious wife" The wind lifted golden hair from her face, gently. Unfathomable hate etched in her eyes, teeth morphed to a maw.

Far away, the master mind of the whole chaos watched the whole thing on screen, his eyes widened in disbelief, "This is madness".

His side kicked grinned ghoulishly at the display, eyes clouded with blood-lust, "Madness?"

Filia's right hand pulled violently, Mariage's body in hand.

"WE"

She swung, the forced was strong enough to jerked the arm off its socket.

"ARE"

Her eyes watched the body flew at the group of identical women, the body landed, crushing bones and flesh upon impact.

"HARLAOWN!"

Filia pulled out her mace; SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

Sorry I could not help myself but write that. That's the first thing that came up to my mind when I read that scene.

[mega1987]

Originally Posted by Mr Coin

The ancient hybrid caught the Mariage's arm with her right hand, golden hair obscured her face "You have destroyed my beautiful garden"

Her grip tightens

"And you attempted to kill my precious wife" The wind lifted golden hair from her face, gently. Unfathomable hate etched in her eyes, teeth morphed to a maw.

Far away, the master mind of the whole chaos watched the whole thing on screen, his eyes widened in disbelief, "This is madness".

His side kicked grinned ghoulishly at the display, eyes clouded with blood-lust, "Madness?"

Filia's right hand pulled violently, Mariage's body in hand.

"WE"

She swung, the forced was strong enough to jerked the arm off its socket.

"ARE"

Her eyes watched the body flew at the group of identical women, the body landed, crushing bones and flesh upon impact.

"HARLAOWN!"

Filia pulled out her mace; SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

Sorry I could not help myself but write that. That's the first thing that came up to my mind when I read that scene.

I think everyone got the idea to put the Takamachi and Harlaown in the "names you have to run away very fast"....

[Mr Coin]

Originally Posted by Lhklan

Finally done!

Spoiler for Chapter 6, PT2:

*****Sunday*****
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!”
Hayate smiled from where she stood. In the center of the room, Nanoha was smiling sheepishly, thanking Subaru and Teana for their gift. Next to her are Fate and Vivio, the Enforcer explaining something to the young child, who looked a bit confused.

Signum was talking with Vice, while Shamal seems to be discussing something with Shari and Mariel. Vita was eating something, along with Rein and Agito. Oddly, Zafira seems to have disappeared. Though with Arf’s absence, it wasn’t that hard to guess where the Guardian Beast could have been.

Chrono was talking with Verossa, Carim and Schach. Well, more like glaring at Verossa, who had indeed try to flirt with Fate earlier. Although for some reasons Hayate got the impressions that Chrono had been glancing at Carim, while the blond Knight have a faint blush on her face. Must be her imaginations.

Then her eyes came across Yuuno. The man was drinking alone at a table, a soft smile on his face. His eyes was roaming around the room, occasionally stopping at the Ace of Aces before moving on.

Hayate was glad that he came. If there ever was someone who can qualify for being even MORE of a workaholic then Nanoha, then Yuuno is that person. Honestly, she had lost count of how many times he had collapsed, only to return to work the next day. Sure, he still takes the occasional vacation, but more than once he had stayed overnight to finish his work. Thankfully, Arf had told her that it doesn’t seem to be the case lately.

One thing that intrigued her, however, was Yuuno’s reaction. It was… lackluster. He had forgotten about Nanoha’s birthday before, but he would usually panic and start to reschedule most of his work. But he wasn’t like that when she told him about it last Friday. If she didn’t know any better, she would have thought that Yuuno wasn’t even bothered by the fact that he forgot his crush’s birthday.

She could tell that something had changed within her friend. His gaze didn’t linger as long as before, his eyes don’t held the same wistful look it once does. It was as if his interest in Nanoha has waned.

Then the Queen saw Chrono sitting down opposite to Yuuno. For a while, they sat nothing. Chrono then sat something, which judging by Yuuno’s face, was either a scathing remark or a teasing one. Sighing, Hayate make her way over, hoping to stop the Admiral from going overboard. As she approaches, however, she overheard their conversation.

“I just hope she won’t get mad about this.” Yuuno muttered to Chrono

“Since you’d told her, I’m sure she’ll understand.” the admiral shrugged.

Silence follows his statement, before Yuuno widens his eyes.

“Wait, you didn’t tell her?” Yuuno asked

“No, I didn’t. I thought you did” Chrono replied.

“You were the one who organized this trip!” the blond glared at his friend.

“And you’re her most frequent visitor.” Chrono retorted

“Who’s she?” Hayate asked nonchalantly. She just couldn’t help herself and she grinned at how Yuuno jumped a bit.

“It’s patient #202, Hayate.” Chrono glared. “And keep it down. It’s still being kept a secret.”

“Sorry.” The brunette smiled sheepishly, before her face turned serious. “What is it?”

“We can’t tell you much, but the short version is that we found one of Jail’s bunkers. Unfortunately, only she knows the password, so we were supposed to bring her there.” The blunet answered with a whisper.

“I see… “Hayate muttered, before frowning “And how is Yuuno involved in all of this?”

“He drafter me because of my expertise on Lost Logia” This time, it was the librarian who answered her. “Apparently, before Jail started on acquiring the Cradle, he used to collect ancient artifacts.”

Hayate nodded. Then a teasing grin make it way onto her face.

“Don’t worry Yuuno! I’m sure she’ll forgive you.”

“Are you sure?” Yuuno asked, a bit suspicious at Hayate’s grin.

“Yup! You’re her husband, after all!” Hayate declared, though thankfully it’s drowned by the sounds.

Yuuno choked on his drink. Chrono merely smirked. “True. With the way you kept visiting her, even when she yelled at you not too, the description fits.”

“YUUNO!” Before Yuuno can form a response, Nanoha called him over, her hand holding a book. “I can cook you know!”

Chuckling, Yuuno walked to his oldest friend, ignoring Hayate and Chrono in the process.

*****Next Day*****

Breathes In. Breathes Out. In. Out. In. Out.

Yuuno chanted in his head as he rides the elevator. Glancing down, he checked the large bag that he had brought with him. Hopefully, this would help him stave of her wraths.

When he arrived at the front door, the Librarian was rather puzzled by the guards.

“Here to see her, prof?” The one on the right grinned.

“Yeah.” Yuuno nodded. “It’s something wrong?”

“It’s nothing sir.” The one on the left replied. He remained stoic, but Yuuno could have sworn the man was trembling lightly. Nodding to them, he enter the room.

“Good morning Due” Yuuno greeted.

“Yo.” He frowned a bit when he saw her form tensing up.

“Due, what’s wrong?” Yuuno asked with a concerned tone. “Are you alright?”

“I’m fine.” She replied stiffly.

Yuuno frowned. Walking around, he sat down in front of Due. “Are you sure?”

“I-I said I’m fine!” Strange. She’s stammering now. Deciding to check her temperature, Yuuno leans in and touches her forehead with his.

“Your temperature feels normal” Yuuno muttered to himself “So why is your face all red? Are you sure you’re not…Ow!”

Yuuno’s question was cut off when Due headbutted him. Then she grabbed the pillow and start hitting him with it.

“Ow! Hey, cut it out! Ow! That hurt, you know!” Yuuno feebly tried to defend himself from her attacks, but it’s rather hard with her enhanced strength

“Shut up shut up shut up!”

“Ow ow ow! Okay, that’s it! Chain Bind!” A green circle form up, and from it chains shot out and wrapped around the other blond

“H-h-hey, w-what the? L-l-let me g-go!” Due squeaked.

“Not until you calm down.” Yuuno replied, massaging where Due had hit him with the pillow.

“T-this isn’t f-funny, you know!” Due shouted. “Le-ummmph!”

“Shhh, keep quiet!” the librarian whispered, clamping one hand over her mouth. Honestly, if this keeps up people might get the wrong idea.

“You don’t want…” Yuuno trailed off and blinked, as the former Number had apparently fainted.

“Great, now she fainted.” Sighing, Yuuno decided to tuck her in. Figuring that he can apologizes to her later, Yuuno took the content out of the bag and placed it next to her.

Also, this is what Yuuno looks like in AUAE, part 1, just older:

http://mercurianangel.deviantart.com...2F4582829&qo=3

Wow, he looks very manly in this one. I wish they have this kind of Yuuno in Canon.

Originally Posted by mega1987

I think everyone got the idea to put the Takamachi and Harlaown in the "names you have to run away very fast"....

More like "Families who you don't want to mess with List"

[Craxuan]

Well he COULD'VE been this cool, but they decided that Yuuno should just get stuck in the library forever.

[bhl88]

Originally Posted by Nanya01

Spoiler for Blood That Flows - SSX 11:

"Binesto Cannon!" A female voice said from above, looking up, Erio's face turned bright red as he saw up Kyrie's skirt and her panties. Sure, her skirt wasn't that long, but still, seeing her underwear so easily was enough to make him blush.

Erio is very lucky again xD

Kyrie looks down and grins, "Wanna see?" and flips her skirt for Erio to see xD

[Lhklan]

... Nanya is an overlord? Somehow, that doesn't surprise me...
Although how do you kept stealing the thunder? Everytime some time post a new chapter, you post another one, and the previous one is forgotten.
Victims included so far: Me, darkhalo, Iron (I think)

[Nanya01]

Originally Posted by Lhklan

... Nanya is an overlord? Somehow, that doesn't surprise me...
Although how do you kept stealing the thunder? Everytime some time post a new chapter, you post another one, and the previous one is forgotten.
Victims included so far: Me, darkhalo, Iron (I think)

That's common around here.

Before I did it, there was Satashi, RadiantBeam and DeathCurse who stole the show from Raiser, Moczo, myself and others.