2004-02-26, 00:29 | Link #841 | |
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*the next day* anbu: Glad you're here. Kakashi: I came as soon as I could. what do you have? anbu: We found the body of your student, Haruno Sakura, yesterday afternoon. The victim was completely drained of chakara, and had insect bites all over her body. Several witnesses saw her talking to Aburame Shino near the time of death. We have a video of the incident, DNA evidence, as well as a signed confession from Shino. Given only that information, we have no leads and no suspects. Kakashi: I see, if that's all you have I guess it'll never be solved. Now what to do about Naruto and Sasuke.... *Kakashi glues a tape player to a cardboard cutout of Sakura* Kakashi: Now to test it. Cardboard Sakura: Naruto..............Sasuke-kun..............Naruto..............Sasuke-kun.............. Kakashi: Perfect, they'll never suspect a thing. *hides* Naruto: Oii, Sakura-chan! Sakura: Naruto..............Sauke-kun.............. Naruto:Haven't seen Sasuke yet today Sakura:Naruto.............. Naruto: I haven't seen him, I swear Sasuke:Yo, Naruto, Sakura Naruto: Ah, there he is, DAMN IT! YOU'RE LATE, QUIT TRYING TO BE LIKE KAKASHI!!! Sakura:Sasuke-kun.............. Sasuke: *looks at Sakura* Naruto, don't you think there's something odd about Sakura? Naruto:Now that you mention it.... Ah! I know! Sakura-chan did you lose weight? Sakura:Naruto.............. Sasuke: Yes, that's it, you look good Sakura. Sakura:Sasuke-kun.............. Kakashi: Sorry I'm late, I got lost on the road of life Hehe...as I thought. they don't suspect a thing.
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2004-02-26, 00:52 | Link #843 | |
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1. just throw him in to an oven 2. Fry cook 3. boil 4. over a camp fire 5. On a skillet 6. in a dishwasher on burn 7. hidden in bag that was sent to the dry cleaners 8. Bring him to arizona and just strap him to the pavement 9. strap a gaint rock to him and drop him off space shuttle 10. Microwave 11. Microwave + tin foil 12. over a volcano 13. hold him over a gyser 14. Broil 15. grill 16. bbq 17. giving him to a new york hot dog vender 18. Go back in time and strap a bra to him and use him as protest 19. cause a forest fire and toss him in the middle 20. fart and light a match 21. lit his shit on fire while its still coming out of him 22. just plain of light on fire 23. under a heat lamp 24. under a fat man in a tanning salon 25. under a fat lady in a tanning salon 26. dip him in battery acid and wash him off 27. force feed him hot charcol 28. lighter fluid in his water and coat his tounge and light that on fire 29. stuff wassabi in him 30. cook him w/ your rice 31. spend 5 hours rubbing sand paper across his body at a very high rate 32. blow torch 33. cattle brand him 300 times 34. if he still alive cattle brand another 300 times 35. slice him up and offer him as sushi 36. send him through the the quiznos toaster (thats how they got their mascots) 37. wrap metal wires around him and heat it up 38. shove him in can and drag it across the desert (this is getting hard) 39. never ending rope burns 40. thrown into a tv (it'll catch fire sooner or later) 41. jumper cables * large supply of energy 42. leave him in a wrestling room, ( he'll get dehydrated) 43. on lab burner in class 44. give him to your school cafiteria 45. connect him to fire works 46. radiation 47. ground beef 48. feed him to a cow and eat the that 49. strap him to a fat horny couple, the friction at the 2 getting at each would be enough to bake him 49+1/2:give him to lst2 since hes going to hell any ways im lazy ill do the rest later |
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2004-02-26, 14:40 | Link #845 |
Terabyte needs anime!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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HOBO: This one time at band camp.......
Lst2touchdasky: I'm too busy, I have to rescue all the puppies in LEAF Have to find them good homes, have to do home visits PURI PURI 3rd Hokage to Oro Sorry, I didn't want to kill you Oro for all these years, it was just a promise I made to your mother Oro, and the only reason the 4th sealed the Kyuubi in Naruto was because.... well, see I had sex with the Kyuubi's girl friend, and that was the reason Kyuubi attacked. I couldn't do the seal because I had to survive to raise you, ... I'm your FATHER! Naruto male Fans: Girls fighting in mud ... who cares, I'm watching LOTR instead. Sasuke want some bubble gum? Nope Sakura want some bubble gum? Sure, what ever..... Naruto opens up his bag and hands her a orange piece.... WTF...This isn't bubble gum Naruto!! It's not, then what is it? Where did you get this Naruto? From Pervert Senin's bag, he had plenty so I just took some! Uhmmmm, Naruto these are Condoms. *pervert senin walks by looking woeful and depressed* What's wrong sensei? Uhm.... I don't understand as I never get under a 12 pack, but last night it finally happened.. I wasn't able to give the ladies the sweet loving...I always count them out and plan ahead, it's like they just vanished? I found some sensei....you must of put some in my bag for safe keeping for such an emergency! ....thanks Naruto.... *why are they all wet, this one has teeth marks on it?* Naruto and Sasuke leave, hey Sakura how would you like to learn a great new Jutsu? I know that one already ..... Last edited by pathyfinder; 2004-02-26 at 14:52. |
2004-02-26, 15:01 | Link #847 | |
だいすきが大好きです!
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anyway- i am at the library too. i just saw a "drunken turkey" one... i will try and find it. |
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2004-02-26, 16:17 | Link #848 | |
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2004-02-27, 01:05 | Link #849 |
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Age: 35
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Naruto: hey kyubi i just wanted to know about the 4th hokage..
Kyubi: well i'll tell you this he was really something! Naruto: REALLY?! HOW?! Kyubi: of course he wasn't able to kill me seeing as how i am so strong and all but he was able to seal me!! Kyubi: but the thing that really impressed me about him was how he got me inside of you!! Kyubi: it was like magic how he shoved me up your ass Naruto: |
2004-02-27, 01:09 | Link #850 | |
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Also- when did we iniate propa03? I guess im lacking humor-my post for today possible future fontonios threads, OMG THE THIRD IS JEWISH- LOOK AT THAT NOSE Does jiyara pay for porn? You know if we put enough gel into naruto's hair he could look like goku You know if we put enough gel into naruto's hair he could look like ME! i spent $50 to buy episode 75 fansubs 3 weeks before it release- SUCKAS! Sorry for my previous thread but it turns out, that it was fake and it was 50 mins of la blue girl cut scenes so i threw it out Omg i was at a cosplay convention and the guy who was cosplaying Bulma humped me- im so happy |
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2004-02-27, 02:01 | Link #851 | ||
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*note to propa, ask one of the senior regulars for permission* or just give Lst2 and me 5 dollars via paypal. I also accept get a free sub coupons for subway(that's how Kaoru got in). Heh, fotonios... he will never cease to amaze us indeed... with his stupidity and what the hell is up with his matrix quotes? It's too late to crack a joke so here's a certified *IOU of 1 count of funny naruto related joke/parody* only valid if cashed in at the bank of venus while wearing nothing. Even hobo would not dare cash that one in. |
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2004-02-27, 02:41 | Link #852 | |
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We love you subs! Cos they are good to us! O to Hot The QUIZNOS SUBS! they are tasty-they are crunchy- they are warm because we toast them!! They got a pepper bar! The QUIZNOS SUBS! |
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2004-02-27, 10:27 | Link #853 |
Terabyte needs anime!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Naruto answers the door at sunrise: Aii, I've been waiting for this delivery, please place the box in the kitchen. Leaf Delivery man: places box with jars in it on the kitchen counter and leaves...he leaves get it , get it he LEAVES he is from Leaf??? Later at the dinner party, guests are observed making funny faces and most are not finishing their plate of food???? Hinata pulls Naruto by the nose into the kitchen! : Hinata: The guests are eating, and my recipe is fool proof even you can't mess it up Naruto..... tell me how you made it. Naruto: Honest I did everything as you asked! The Veggies, the noodles, the base, everything just like you taught me Hinata Hinata: Show me the base you used Naruto: I..I...I...I... used the Jars you had delivered.... Hinata: Spoiler:
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2004-02-27, 13:47 | Link #855 | |
Terabyte needs anime!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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2004-02-27, 14:58 | Link #857 | |
I am an onion!
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In a tragic story today Ritchie the lion has choked to death on an excessively large human skull..... |
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2004-02-27, 16:53 | Link #858 | |
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Kiba: Damn it! Where'd I put that penut butter?...... Kiba: Here it is! Ooooooo Akamaruuuuu come heeerreee *zzzzzzzip* Akamaru: |
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2004-02-27, 20:09 | Link #859 |
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Age: 35
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Temari: Damn Gaara you stink!!
Kankurou: Yeah don't you ever take a shower?!? Gaara: unfortunately no.... Gaara: the sand gets in the way when i try.. Gaara: and whats worst is that i get muddy..... Kankurou: OHH!! i get it ur armour of sand is just hardened mud!! |
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