Umineko Music/MAD Videos

[Kylon99]

And it's time for... a new Umineko Uso Bare! Spoilers for EP6 and 7 most likely!

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11336632
うみねこのなく頃に　嘘バレまとめ＋（プラス）

It's not on youtube yet though...

Ok, this one deserves special mention:
At 7:56
Rosa: "Huff.. huff... Battler-kun, you should rest a bit. You've gone at it 3 times already!"
Battler: "What do you mean? I'm still young. And I promised that I'd be with you the whole night, right?"
Rosa: "Even so, we should be a little more quiet. Maria is sleeping next door."
Battler: "Ihihihi... Weren't you the one who raised your voice? And you somehow looked like you were enjoying it..."
Rosa: "But that's.. wait! Don't just start up like that, I'm not ready."

-- ok, it's long.. summarizing the rest. Maria wakes up and notices Rosa and Battler going at it in the next room. Rosa complains to Battler that they were too loud and had woken her up. Maria comes in, "What are you two doing?"
-- They were playing a new Television-Game that Krauss' new company had made.
Battler: "Sorry for waking you up, Maria."
Battler asks Maria to take the day off from school the day after and play with him. Rosa surprising allows it. "And that's how the three of them got along together and passed the night."

[Judoh]

Spoiler for EP7:

There are a lot of sprites in this video suggesting George is the guy with the blue coat and that single red hair. I was surprised. I was assuming that the base for their faces being similar was just a coincidence, so I didn't think of it seriously, but the Japanese audience doesn't seem to think of it that way....

[LyricalAura]

Originally Posted by Kylon99

Hand Drawn Videos with Taniyama Hiroko songs (谷山浩子)

〔手書き〕うみねこのなく頃に×意味なしアリス〔完成〕- Umineko MAD with the song, "Imi ga nai Alice"
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm7373613 (spoilers for EP4)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VDcTuZ6i84 also Youtube

Here's some lyrics for this one.

Spoiler for Imi Nashi Alice lyrics:

Imi Nashi Arisu
Pointless Alice

kinoko no ue no imomushi wa
samishisa wo oshieru kyouju datta
sore ja hajimeru yo to iinokoshite
imomushi wa dokoka itte shimatta
mou nidoto kaeranai
kinoko dake nokotta

The caterpillar atop the mushroom
was a professor of loneliness.
Saying only "Well then, let's begin,"
the caterpillar went off somewhere,
never to return,
leaving only the mushroom behind.

Arisu wa soko de matteita
2 jikan 2 kagetsu 2100 mannen
soredemo imomushi wa kaeranai
doushite ii no ka wakaranaku natte
Arisu wa tameshi ni
kinoko to netemita

Alice waited there
for two weeks, two months, 210 million years
but still the caterpillar never returned.
Not knowing what else to do,
Alice decided to experiment
and tried sleeping with the mushroom.

sore wa zenzen imi ga nai Arisu
nani wo yatteru no ka wakaranai
maru de zenzen imi ga nai Arisu
imi ga nai Arisu ga soko ni iru

She's a completely pointless Alice.
I don't know what she's doing.
In every way, a completely pointless Alice.
A pointless Alice is there.

koushakufujin ga wakaranai
nani wo iwaretemo wakaranai
tashizan to hikizan to warizan to
Chesha neko to kabocha miwakekata wa
nantoka naru kedo
sore dake ja shouganai

The duchess doesn't understand.
No matter what she's told, she doesn't understand.
If its addition or subtraction or division
or telling Cheshire cats apart from apples,
she can manage somehow,
but just that isn't enough.

nanishiro nannimo kiitenai
somosomo kyoumi wo motteinai
atama ni kita yo mou Arisu wa
koushakufujin no atama wo motte
nabe ni buchikonde
kinoko to nitemita

In any case, she isn't listening at all.
She doesn't even really care in the first place.
That makes me so mad, Alice thought.
So she took the duchess's head,
tossed it in a pot,
and tried cooking it with mushrooms.

sore wa zenzen imi ga nai Arisu
mimi no nai usagi ga iimashita
maru de zenzen imi ga nai Arisu
imi ga nai Arisu ga kushami shita

She's a completely pointless Alice,
said the rabbit with no ears.
In every way, a completely pointless Alice.
The pointless Alice sneezed.

kinoko no ue ni hi ga ataru
2100 mannen no hi ga ataru
itsumademo Arisu wa matteiru
itsumademo matteru ishi ni natte
kokemushita Arisu no
ue ni mo hi ga ataru

Sunlight shines down on the top of the mushroom.
210 million years of sunlight shines down.
Alice has been waiting the whole time.
She's become a stone that waits forever,
covered all over in moss,
and the sun also shines on her head.

to iu no wa jitsu wa iisugi de
sonna ni taishita hanashi ja nai
honto no Arisu wa apaato de
nobisugita ashi no tsume wo kitteru
nanimo nai kurashi ni
unzari shiteta dake

Well, that's actually an exaggeration.
It's not that interesting of a story.
The real Alice is in her apartment,
cutting her toenails that have grown too long.
She was just fed up
with her empty life.

dame da zenzen imi ga nai Arisu
nani wo yatteru no ka wakaranai
maru de zenzen imi ga nai Arisu
imi ga nai Arisu ga soko ni iru

She's useless, a completely pointless Alice.
I don't know what she's doing.
In every way, a completely pointless Alice.
A pointless Alice is there.

dame da zenzen imi ga nai Arisu
2100 mannen suwatta kiri
maru de zenzen imi ga nai Arisu
imi ga nai Arisu wa ugokanai

She's useless, a completely pointless Alice.
She's just been sitting there for 210 million years.
In every way, a completely pointless Alice.
The pointless Alice never moves.

I didn't have any luck with the Youtube annotation tools, but if someone else wants to use the lyrics, feel free.

[Klashikari]

Old news video, but a good recollection of all screenshots available of Episode 7.
Obviously, do -not- watch it unless you are done with Episode 6 (and no, even if it is in japanese, it might spoil a plenty).

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11285384

The peculiar point why I'm posting it is... unless someone is really an excellent copycat, it seems it is one of dai's tracks.
This track is called "why you are", but still, I've yet to find any location where it was initially available (no, it isn't one of the unused track of Music Box blue, it is neither on dai's site newest news nor on the new music box).

In any case, "why you are" is quite excellent, perhaps the best "hope" remix I have ever heard for the moment.


Also, an hilarous doujin drama (the same group that has done Episode 5, and ongoing with Episode 6), regarding Zepar and Furfur Gender
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11166037

[Jan-Poo]

As expected Furfur voice actress speaks in a vey feminine manner, while Zepar speaks like a tomboy, however you can still tell they are both females.

[Kylon99]

Originally Posted by Judoh

Spoiler for EP7:

There are a lot of sprites in this video suggesting George is the guy with the blue coat and that single red hair. I was surprised. I was assuming that the base for their faces being similar was just a coincidence, so I didn't think of it seriously, but the Japanese audience doesn't seem to think of it that way....

Spoiler for EP7:

Hehe.. not only that, the pics of Shannon not being happy when George does his hair like that were awesome.

By the way:
at 3:37 of that Usobare video:

Bern: "Battler, do you know what Requiem means?"
Battler: "Ummm.. what was it again?"
Bern: "Tell her, Natsuhi."
Natsuhi: "Reqiuem in Japanese is 鎮魂歌. In other words, 'chinkonku.' In Latin it means 'Peaceful Rest.'
Battler: "Wait.. say that again in hiragana one more time."
Natsuhi: "? ... well.. ok. Chinkonka. Chi n ko n ka. Something wrong?"

** TL note: Chinko means... something Battler has that the other two girls on screen doesn't. 8)

EDIT: 　Now whenever you think of Reqiuem of the Witch.. you know what it REALLY means. 8)

[Kylon99]

Originally Posted by Klashikari

Also, an hilarous doujin drama (the same group that has done Episode 5, and ongoing with Episode 6), regarding Zepar and Furfur Gender
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11166037

Here's a quick translation. By the way, is that a bulge I see on Zepar?

Spoiler for Translation:

0:05 Zepar: "We are Zepar and..."
0:07 Furfur: "Furfur! And now, for Miracles of Love! And blessings! Step forth those who desire prosperity!"
0:14 Battler: "By the way, which one of you has the penis?"
0:17 Moetrice: <SHOCK> "Father?"
0:20 Zepar: "Oh, a rather sudden direct question."
0:22 Furfur: "Taken aback we are. Not like us to do so, right, Zepar?"
0:26 Battler: "Which one of you's got the penis?"
0:29 Moetrice: "Father?!"
0:30 Furfur: "Have it? Don't have it? That's such a trifle!"
0:35 Zepar: "Zepar and Furfur! Our cuteness has nothing to do with our gender!"
0:39 Battler: "So that means Furfur's penis is trembling? (Furufuru)"
0:42 Moetrice: "Father!!"
0:50 Zepar: "You're very insistent, Lord Battler!"
0:52 Furfur: "We won't mind if you just pick whomever you like!"
0:58 Battler: "Do you have CHINCHIN?"
0:59 Furfur: "Help, Zepar!"
1:01 Zepar: "Furfur!"

Comic Market 78 (August 14th) Umineko no naku koro ni Voice Drama Project
Distribution Plans

"Umineko Moving" (tentative)

"Ushiromiya Ginban" has become popular
"Miru Voice Drama" again!

Kamaboko-sama
"Love and Zest"
"Kazoku Hon" (tentative)

Matokichi-sama
"Uuu-u, u-uu!"

百潮三-sama
"Doujin Writer Amakusa"

-- Are planned to be recorded!

恒例の壁紙企画、音屋？雑談も - The customary wallpaper project and sound room? Idle chatting too
もちろん収録予定！- Of course, all planned for!
これを逃す手はないとおもいたい一本です！- Don't forget a single one! (not sure on this one)

それではみなさん(sic) - Well then everyone,
夏コミでお会いしましょう！- Let's meet at Summer Comike!

http://hisagi.sakura.ne.jp/index.htm

This is the Umineko Voice Drama Project guys again it seems. Looks like they're on sale on the Saturday at Comike. 8)

EDIT:
One more video.. another one of those Manga + Music. I'll look into translating tomorrow.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm10697408
うみねこのなく頃に　４コマアンソロジーより「みこみこみこ」

It will spoil up to EP6 but since that episode came out in English I guess we're okay now.

[Veripma]

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9183002

Can anyone tell me the artist and the song tittle?

Big request, 'cause I'm addicted to this song <3

[Klashikari]

Originally Posted by Veripma

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9183002

Can anyone tell me the artist and the song tittle?

Big request, 'cause I'm addicted to this song <3

Artist: 椎名 林檎 (Shiina Ringo)
Song title: 尖った手口 (togata teguchi)

[Kylon99]

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11400440
うみねこEp7新キャラを動かしてみた＋α

New EP7 characters animated by a fan. From the guy who gave us Hare Hare Umineko. It's still a work in progress but...

Spoiler for EP7 Characters:

It's got that blond hair guy/girl and Intomimizu. Or who we think is Wright. The guy with the red lock of hair. They apparently call him Intomimizu or.. Sewage Worm because of it. 8)

[Kylon99]

Originally Posted by Kylon99

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm10697408
うみねこのなく頃に　４コマアンソロジーより「みこみこみこ」

It will spoil up to EP6 but since that episode came out in English I guess we're okay now.

Here's the translation for that:

Spoiler for Translation:

0:00
Featherine: "Do you really want to know the truth?"

0:10
Featherine: "Then recite the story for me."
Ange: "...."

0:14
Ange: "Fine. I'll become your Miko" (Shinto Priestess)

0:21
Featherine: <Excited> "Very well. Change into this, child of man."

0:30
Ange: "What's with this outfit?"

0:38
Featherine: "Don't you like it? It suits you well."

0:46
Featherine: "And it's convenient for keeping your chubby thighs and other parts from drawing too much attention."

1:02
Ange: "Like I'm going to go through with this!"
Featherine: "Uu-! Child of man got angry!"

1:10
Featherine: "Hmm. No choice then. Hey, you other child of man!"
Amakusa: "Eh?" (Where is this?)

1:18
Featherine: "C'mon. Come be my miko."
Amakusa: "I'm a guy though."
Featherine: "It's fine."

1:25
Featherine: "Augh! You don't have to change into it!"

1:36
Amakusa: (Oh, is it really alright if I don't change?)
Featherine: "Hm? That cross..."

1:43
Featherine: "This is unexpected. You didn't seem like the type to believe in God."
Amakusa: "Huh? Oh... it's not that..."

1:50
Amakusa: "It's the 十 (ten) in Juuza (十三)!"

1:56
Featherine: (How lame...)


2:06
Amakusa: "Hmmm."

2:14
Featherine: "Now that you've read the story, what do you think?"
Amakusa: "Let's see..."

2:22
Amakusa: "KOOL!"

2:28
Featherine: "That's it?"
Amakusa: "That's the most awesomest word of praise!"

2:37
Featherine: "This guy's not cutting it as a miko."
Amakusa: "Hmmm... but you know, 'Love'..."

2:44
Amakusa: "With a story like this, you must be starving for some love."
Featherine: "Huh?"

2:52
Amakusa: "If you want, I could help you with that. For a different 'kind' of pay..."

3:12
Okonogi: "Don't tell me you've fallen for Ange-chan?"
Amakusa: "Hah. Who would for that immature little girl..."

3:18
Amakusa: "Oops! Speak of the devil. I'll call back later."

3:26
Ange: "You just said something bad about me, didn't you?"
Amakusa: "I didn't say anything."

3:34
Ange: "Did you say something about me being chubby?!"
Amakusa: "I didn't say anything!"

3:55
Bernkastel: "It's been awhile, AuAurora."

4:06
Featherine: "You're the only Miko for me!"
Bernkastel: "Auugh!"

4:17
Bernkastel: "Very well. I will recite for you."

4:24
Featherine: "Ok, firstly, here..."

4:38
Featherine: "Feels like we're already back in Hinamizawa..."
Bernkastel: "Then don't make me change into this!"

4:49
(Not going to use their 'nari' or 'MASU' speech manerisms here. Just pretend it's in the English.)
Gertrude: "Are you going to your duties with those glasses?"
Dlanor: "I'll take it off for the battle."

4:56
Gertrude: "Your angle of view will be bad."
Dlanor: "I'M SCARED OF CONTACTS!"

5:04
Gertrude: "Put them in for her"
Dlanor: "N-NOOO!"

5:12
Dlanor: "I SAID I'M SCARED OF THEM!"
Gertrude: "Do it now, Cornelia"
Cornelia: "Ok!"

5:24
Dlanor: "My eyes feel squigly." (actually 'gritty')
Cornelia: "But now you'll be safe during battles."

5:33
Dlanor: "Violation of Knox's 4th Article."

5:38
Dlanor: "DEATHDEATHDEATHDE--"
<Pop!>

Here's yet another manga set to music video from the same guy:

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm11172322
うみねこのなく頃に　episode collectionより「LOVE?」

Features Battler x Ronove. And a drooling Beezlebub. If I have time tomorrow, I'll translate.

[zibbazabba905]

can we post our own videos here?

this is how I figured it would end after watching just the anime

a nine inch nails song using Beatrice

and an idea I had after ep 6

Spoiler for ep 6:

[SilverSyko]

Hilarious and well-executed. Nothing more needs to be said.~

[Judoh]

I've seen a lot of these of these parodies and this is actually the best of the lot. Not by much though. It's still pretty bad. It's the first episode though so I don't have much to complain about.

I'm tired of all these Umineko abridged series. What we really need is an Umineko abridged theories. Because that's where all the comedy gold is.

[Oliver]

Originally Posted by Judoh

I'm tired of all these Umineko abridged series. What we really need is an Umineko abridged theories. Because that's where all the comedy gold is.

These will generally work better as a visual novel though.

Might try if I'm ever done with the nonabridged ones.

[Leafsnail]

Like, making a VN of the Gohda Accident Theory from his perspective?

[Oliver]

That would actually be fun. It can also include Kinzotrice.

[Judoh]

If you do Kinzotrice there has to be a sprite with him in a dress with a blonde wig and pig tails.

[Leafsnail]

And of course Shkannon, who would choose which personality to be by flipping a coin.

[Oliver]

Also, Ghost Erika possessing other characters and laughing maniacally, Battler who isn't sure which Battler is he -- This One or The Other One, and the obligatory scene where he says "Will the real Beatrice please stand up?"... and everyone stands up one by one and says "I'm Beatrice!"

I think we're polluting the thread with it though, so if you wish to continue this discussion, please PM.