2003-11-05, 02:24 | Link #23 |
だいすきが大好きです!
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Ramen chef: JEESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE! DO YOU EVER STOP EATING??? (to naruto)
Actually, kakashi is always really early... but he does not know what to do so he leaves and returns later Shino: ANYTHING Spoiler:
Naruto: God! you are RETARDED! whoe DOESNT know that the average atomic mass of yttritium is 88.91 (or anything else vaguely smart sounding) Spoiler:
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2003-11-05, 02:35 | Link #24 |
I'm cold
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I'v got a good one that no character in the Naruto world would ever say
"I got raped by a dog while I was eating my shit" Tough that's probly cheating.... Naruto: "I'm happy with being average" Sasuke: "Revenge never solves anything" |
2003-11-05, 03:41 | Link #25 | ||||
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2003-11-05, 10:43 | Link #27 |
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Naruto: "Miso Ramen? No thanks!"
Naruto (to Sakura): "You're annoying!" Jiraiya: "I will not allow you to do such shameless things!" Anko: "This is not a curse seal, it's a hickey Orochimaru gave me while we were making out..." Sasuke: "This is not a curse seal, it's a hickey Orochimaru gave me while we were making out..." Rock Lee: "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!!" Kakashi: "Have you seen my copy of Newsweek?" Shino: "Can you hand me that can of bug spray?" Chouji: "I'm anorexic!" Ino: "You can have Sasuke, Sakura. Chouji is such a SEXY fatass!!" Hinata: "Yo, Naruto! What say we chill down at the Hyuuga dojo?" |
2003-11-05, 11:08 | Link #28 |
Terabyte needs anime!
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Gai: "I choose you" summons his turtle.
Nartuo: "I choose you" summons his frog..... accidently release Kyubi instead. Villagers: "oh this is will be fun, let's watch and see's who will win?" Neji: "Honestly Hinata, You're a strong great ninja and I'm jealous of your strength... plese teach me?" Garra: "I'm quiting this Ninja thing, I'm sick of sand in my shorts all the time" Anyone: "Of course I/we trust you" said to Oro. Super Pervert: "Come on Naruto! Get serious and no more Sexy-no-Jutsu!" and "That NaruKO is so annoying". Evil Bunny I loved your Shino "EEK A SPIDER" your killing me! Any Ninja: "lets walk on the ground... it's faster than the trees". Leaf Village sign: Reads "all demons welcome" Sasuke: "I have to find my brother and let him know we are the only ones left of our clan. He must miss me so". Kakashi: "I'm tired of this book, and Naruto you don't need anymore training". Did I water the dogs today? Lee:"I'm taking some time off to smell the flowers". Ino & Sakura: "lets just share Sasuke" Super Pervert: "I won't watch" Any Ninja "let's get guns and forget this training" |
2003-11-05, 12:16 | Link #29 |
Monkeykyou Sharingan
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Location: Schweden, ja!
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Naruto: Screw the training who needs to summon anyway
Yodaime: Man what a hassle if im gonna die i aint gonna seal that 9-tails Gaara: Here have some candy, peace man! Sakura:ahhh killing sasuke felt so good |
2003-11-05, 13:39 | Link #30 | |
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yeah. the 3rd: Hey jirara, Naruto, lets go to the bath together... the womens bath... hehe. |
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2003-11-05, 16:37 | Link #31 | |
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2003-11-05, 17:58 | Link #32 |
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naruto:hey sasuke how did you like the kiss
sasuke:i liked it alot thank you very much SPOILER* kinda highlight to seeshino: i think ill grow a fu man chu like my dad orochimaru: what the hell is that kabuto talkin to orochimaru: oh bitch bitch bitch kabuto to oro:god dont you ever shut up oro to kabuto:hey kabuto you got a nice ass well then again he just might say the last one how the hell did i get a smile in there didnt know that makes a smile |
2003-11-05, 19:42 | Link #33 |
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jiraiya: I think im turning queer
Choji : I dont mind being fat, i know all the secrets of life like: the reason why the world is round is to make me think of pizza Sakura: O my i think my fore head is getting bigger... wait its all cool im just growing bald naruto: *chews leg in public* Kyubi made me do it? Sasuke:Holy mother of pearls sakura, what are you doing on naruto?!?! Cmon i thought we had a thing ebisu: Shut up naruto, how come you think i enjoy peeking... havent you notice i only teach boys Last edited by Lst2touchdasky; 2003-11-05 at 20:04. |
2003-11-05, 19:59 | Link #34 |
だいすきが大好きです!
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inari: im really a girl!
it is his granson right? because in VIZ/Shounen jump's translation he is tazuna's grandaughter. gatou: I would like to thank the peoples of norweiga for this Peace prize... Kakashi: Enough with this soft core shit, gimme the bondage! Gai: ... ... ... dozo... ... (hides equips under bed) |
2003-11-05, 20:01 | Link #35 |
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SnowBoarder- Awsome! My record of threads that haven't been closed still stands!
Gai- Lee, i don't like u anymore, i want shikamaru as my student instead Lee- Gai, seriously what's up ur butt? Gai- I think I'll pull the possum from my ass today. Zabuza- Man, killing people is'nt fun anymore. Haku, Let's go make out. |
2003-11-05, 21:50 | Link #37 | ||
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um, i think its quite possible that those two already said that. I mean were talking about the michael jackson's doppelganger here. |
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2003-11-05, 22:02 | Link #38 | |
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2003-11-05, 22:45 | Link #39 |
Just call me G
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Naruto: KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!
neji: I need glasses Hinata: I'll fukn kill all u damm bitces and you can die motherfukers rot in hell!(shy people can mean they have a lot of DAMN BAGGAGE!) Kabuto: well its time to Pass the chuunin exam Tina Foster:Thunder claps. The demon roars! Now is the time to defeat Earth's... blah i can remembe how the rest of the song goes Fujiwara: My 86 can't keep up Takamura-san: BUM BUM BUM! Here it comes! Yamamoto: "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." |
2003-11-05, 23:44 | Link #40 |
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Hayate: You wished me back!!
Sakura: Hey Naruto do sexy-no-jutsu again Choji: Oh man im stuffed! I should really watch my diet! Kyuubi: Cant we just be friends? Im tired of killing you all Kakashi: This isnt the real Sharingan... Im just good at imitating people.. Oh my eye? Thats just because 7 years ago my contact got stuck in my eye and I cant get it out (redness) Gai: Why is Lee following me, and dressing up and acting like me.. oh god... hes out to get me... *breathing hard* Naruto: Im bored of trying to be Hokage, Kiba you said you wanted to be Hokage right? Ah well go ahead |
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