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SaintessHeart · 2014-06-09, 11:08

I should have studied harder back in school. I didn't scholars can get away with fellating lolis!

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2014-06-10, 07:28

Wait, isn't that old news? I seem to remember almost the exact same setup, a journo being caught with a minor and sex in a public toilet/flat being a thing a few months back.

SaintessHeart · 2014-06-10, 08:17

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Originally Posted by Mr Hat and Clogs

Wait, isn't that old news? I seem to remember almost the exact same setup, a journo being caught with a minor and sex in a public toilet/flat being a thing a few months back.

I don't know. But I envy that guy.

ganbaru · 2014-06-10, 08:58

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

I don't know. But I envy that guy.

Eh... since when did you stop to pretend to be only into 2d loli ?

JokerD · 2014-06-11, 00:13

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

I don't know. But I envy that guy.

So this scholar took advantage of this depressed girl and had sex (or was it a blowjob) with her while his wife was in the kitchen baking...

Chemical castration or army live fire target, small arms or artillery, I'm not picky...
(These are generally my responses to child rape cases)

Tiberium Wolf · 2014-06-11, 17:53

Florida mom who had sex with teen son's friend gets asylum in Canada

Oh man! Canada! How can you be so silly!

JokerD · 2014-06-12, 20:08

Man freed in jury mistake killed; suspect arrested

Krama...

Lord of Fire · 2014-06-13, 01:26

Japanese man arrested after allegedly stealing hundreds of school girl uniforms to wear

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Koichi Hirose, who was arrested Wednesday in Mihama, reportedly admitted to stealing approximately 600 gym suits and cheerleading and volleyball uniforms so he could wear them himself. 'I started stealing them in the summer of last year,’ the 53-year-old allegedly told police

At least he didn't steal them from the girls while they were still wearing them.

SaintessHeart · 2014-06-13, 01:27

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Originally Posted by Lord of Fire

Japanese man arrested after allegedly stealing hundreds of school girl uniforms to wear

At least he didn't steal them from the girls while they were still wearing them.

What? He could fit into them?

JokerD · 2014-06-13, 06:18

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

What? He could fit into them?

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Tiberium Wolf · 2014-06-15, 02:14

Arizona man arrested for shooting at moon

Another looney. So many of them.

Man breaking into homes in Boston, tickling unsuspecting victims

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BOSTON, MA (KTRK) --
A creepy criminal is breaking into homes in Boston and tickling people. but his victim's aren't laughing.

The so called "tickler" hit several homes in Boston and targeted at least three homes near the city of Brighton on Tuesday. His best cover is the element of surprise.

All of the break-ins happen overnight and people are so freaked out that no one has gotten a good look at him.

"My roommate woke up screaming and there's a man in his room and he had tickled his foot and was crouching by his bed," said David Master, whose roommate was a tickle victim.

All of the tickler's victims have been men. His victims say he doesn't carry a weapon and never steals from any of their apartments.

WTF? LOL.

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2014-06-15, 03:28

For the luls apparently... or maybe he is trying to point out horrendously flawed security people have?

AnimeFan188 · 2014-06-18, 23:07

Thousands of ducks stampede through Thai streets:

"The incredible scene was captured by a driver who had to stop in his tracks to let
all the quacking birds get by. No word on where they were headed."

See:

http://www.today.com/video/today/55441803

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2014-06-21, 22:04

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news...ard-Collection

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news...sing-a-Faction

Urzu 7 · 2014-06-22, 18:55

American gets stuck in stone vagina

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An American exchange student had to be rescued after getting trapped in a giant stone vagina.

Five emergency service vehicles and 22 fireman had to help the unfortunate lad after he got stuck in the marble carving in Tübingen, Germany on Friday afternoon.

The student is reported to have climbed in after a dare.

More in the article: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014...n_5519718.html

You use lube for dry vaginas. Duh.

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2014-06-22, 20:00

I wonder if that joke was cracked at all during the proceedings. Considering he is a student, I would not be surprised.

Urzu 7 · 2014-06-22, 20:52

I wonder what he'll be like when he gets laid after this. "You know, baby, last time I was in a vagoo, it took 22 men to get me out...".

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2014-06-22, 21:12

I dunno, it could give him a complex.

MrTerrorist · 2014-06-23, 06:27

Berlin House of One: The first church-mosque-synagogue?

That's very unique.

Cosmic Eagle · 2014-06-23, 06:31

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Originally Posted by Urzu 7

I wonder what he'll be like when he gets laid after this. "You know, baby, last time I was in a vagoo, it took 22 men to get me out...".

More importantly why's there a stone vagina there....

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Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	Wait, isn't that old news? I seem to remember almost the exact same setup, a journo being caught with a minor and sex in a public toilet/flat being a thing a few months back. __________________

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JokerD Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003	Man freed in jury mistake killed; suspect arrested Krama...

2014-06-18, 23:07	Link #11393
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Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	I wonder if that joke was cracked at all during the proceedings. Considering he is a student, I would not be surprised. __________________

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Urzu 7 Juanita/Kiteless Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New England Age: 40	I wonder what he'll be like when he gets laid after this. "You know, baby, last time I was in a vagoo, it took 22 men to get me out...". __________________

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Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	I dunno, it could give him a complex. __________________

2014-06-23, 06:27	Link #11399
MrTerrorist Takao Tsundere Cruiser Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Classified	Berlin House of One: The first church-mosque-synagogue? That's very unique. __________________