What a Bleach Character would never say!

[kitten320]

Originally Posted by KimmyChan

Yoruichi - "I actually use fake tan, this isn't a real one"

Halibel: -sigh- me too.

[KimmyChan]

Matsumoto - "I honestly can't stand all of this male attention"

[wrenchan]

Toushiro sees Matsumoto walk through the door. "Motorboat Time!" *Matsumoto runs away screaming.*

[Zu Ra]

Spoiler for manga:

Halibel : I wuv Shark Fin Soup :Yum Yum:

[kitten320]

Originally Posted by Geta Boshi

Spoiler for manga:

Halibel : I wuv Shark Fin Soup :Yum Yum:

Spoiler for manga:

Lol
I gues soon there will be a fan arts where she eats Shark soup without knowing it and then someone tells her
Almost like with Kisame

[KimmyChan]

Ichigo - "Me and my dad get along so well! We never pick silly arguments or fight!"

[maewie]

Spoiler for manga:

Halibel: *releases to a shark-form*

Hitsu: OMG! SUSHI!

[KimmyChan]

Rukia - "Pink is so in this season!"

[Lord Uiruu]

Spoiler for manga:

Halibel: *goes to shark form*
Kisame: wtf! you think yu can pull off the shark thing, do ya!?
Arlong: yeh.. were f*cking VETERANS of the whole shark-thing you know?
Halibel: *poses*
Kisame and Arlong: WE ACCEPT!!!!!!!

[kitten320]

Originally Posted by Lord Uiruu

Spoiler for manga:

Halibel: *goes to shark form*
Kisame: wtf! you think yu can pull off the shark thing, do ya!?
Arlong: yeh.. were f*cking VETERANS of the whole shark-thing you know?
Halibel: *poses*
Kisame and Arlong: WE ACCEPT!!!!!!!

Lol I gues it will be really hard for any male to not accept her

[ShinAkuma135]

Originally Posted by maewie

Spoiler for manga:

Halibel: *releases to a shark-form*

Hitsu: OMG! SUSHI!

Spoiler for mmmm:

Halibel to shark form

Hitsugyua- man where's a boner when you need one??!!!

[Chaos Zangetsu]

Ichigo: Go ahead Kon. Get as close to Rukia's as you want, I won't stop you. Oh, and go ahead and be a pervert in my body and ruin my already bad reputation. It's no big deal.
Kon: Really?
Ichigo: Yup.

[hollowification]

Rukia: let have date ichigo
Ichigo: Ok why not

[KimmyChan]

Kon - "I love being a stuffed animal!"

[Lord Uiruu]

Soifon: I HATE YORUICHI!

[kitten320]

Originally Posted by Lord Uiruu

Soifon: I HATE YORUICHI!

I kinda had same idea, although remebering episode 56 I thought it wouldn't do

[Lord Uiruu]

its like the opposite cuz she would never say that. cuz she is awesome like that you know?

[kitten320]

Originally Posted by Lord Uiruu

its like the opposite cuz she would never say that. cuz she is awesome like that you know?

She did say it =)
But I don't she ever meant it^^

[KimmyChan]

Chad - "What I wouldn't give to be a skinny runt of a guy"

[kitten320]

Spoiler for manga:

After chapter 355, Hitsugaya is all beatne up and... here comes Hyounimaru dressed in a dress and with fairy wand!
Hitsugaya: WTF?!
Hyounimaru:I'm your godmother and I will help you. I'm lending you some super puper powers but remeber... at 12 AM you will lose them.
Hitsugaya: Why it always at 12 AM?
Hyounimaru: Because it is fairytale dumbass!