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Old 2015-12-18, 13:02   Link #38681
Xefi
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Dear internet,

"i don't curse very often, but here goes...motherfucking fucking fuck fuck! you stupid piece
of fucking shit. son of fucking fuck fucker fuck shit poop fuck. my IQ just increase by 100!"

love,
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Old 2015-12-18, 13:50   Link #38682
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Well -bleep- you too you -bleep- -bleep- of -bleep- -bleep- -bleep- !
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Old 2015-12-18, 16:49   Link #38683
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A year ago, Ghana rolled out its first indigenous tank, manufactured by Kantanka (yes, the same company that makes -reportedly quite decent- sports cars in Africa). Yes, it's kind of old news, but someone finally noticed it on the Internet a couple days ago and had to share it with all of us military hardware junkies.

It has folding wings...don't ask me why.
Either it has a flamethrower or its engine caught fire during the demonstration.
It has revolutionary armor...i.e. dirt-cheap sheet paneling.
it is armed with a stubby mortar-like cannon. Curses! They've reverse-engineered our potato guns!
It sports groundbreaking mobility...four small wheels that can TOTALLY handle cross-country maneuvers without breaking an axle a sweat.
It is fitted with a CCTV system...I mean, it's probably got a few GoPros here and there, hooked to an old, out-of-warranty iPad inside the turret.
It has missiles...well, actually it's got fireworks/bottle rockets. I think Estes got the contract, but don't take my word for it.
It can deliver bombs! or should I say, someone is chucking firecrackers out of the hull by hand, praying hard to God that gravity will not make them roll back towards the vehicle before the timer runs out.
And when victory is achieved in battle, it actually deploys a flag with Jesus doing the peace sign on it.

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Now send it against Boko Haram and watch them die from laughter.

P.S. The year before that, Kantanka introduced some sort of missile launcher. Same insanity.

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But nothing's worse than THIS attack helicopter. See where the "missiles" are pointed?
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Old 2015-12-18, 17:03   Link #38684
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Well -bleep- you too you -bleep- -bleep- of -bleep- -bleep- -bleep- !
my bad, bro. don't be sooo angry. i won't say another curse word again! promise.

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Old 2015-12-18, 20:10   Link #38685
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my bad, bro. don't be sooo angry. i won't say another curse word again! promise.

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"what in the dic*en fu*k?!" ^-^
They forgot about the "I" in AIR.
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Old 2015-12-18, 20:18   Link #38686
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The life story of BB-8

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Old 2015-12-18, 21:15   Link #38687
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They forgot about the "I" in AIR.
yeah...so i guess my only other option is to get fu*ck in the as$ tonight, right?"



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Old 2015-12-18, 23:54   Link #38688
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Well since were on a Star Wars kick, heres a classic series

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Old 2015-12-19, 12:00   Link #38689
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"onii-chan, check this out! MATRIX STYLE"
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Old 2015-12-19, 19:05   Link #38690
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2015-12-19, 22:15   Link #38691
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Kevin sure has gone nuts since what happened to him.
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Old 2015-12-19, 23:42   Link #38692
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my bad, bro. don't be sooo angry. i won't say another curse word again! promise.

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"what in the dic*en fu*k?!" ^-^
Besides the obvious one I honestly thought it was "Suck Me In The Air Tonight"
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Old 2015-12-20, 04:22   Link #38693
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I could use this.
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Old 2015-12-21, 07:30   Link #38694
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Remember the hand gesture guy in Oregairu Zoku?
Now imagine him saying the words in caps.

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Old 2015-12-21, 14:09   Link #38695
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So American.
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Old 2015-12-22, 02:23   Link #38696
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As good as the original is.... it's just not as good as this~
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Old 2015-12-22, 10:40   Link #38697
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A Ford TV ad featuring....Dragonball.

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Old 2015-12-22, 11:39   Link #38698
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Is that REAL!? XD
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Old 2015-12-22, 12:33   Link #38699
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^Yes, it's real. Someone from the Ford Advert Department is a Dragonball fan and got permission to do the ad.
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Old 2015-12-22, 17:22   Link #38700
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