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Old 2009-03-30, 09:26   Link #3841
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpA2tMrQ4RU

THIS VIDEO IS ONE OF THE BEST AROUND! ;D
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Old 2009-03-30, 12:11   Link #3842
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For those of you who knew Bill O'Reilly........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beJ9yJpR_DA
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Old 2009-03-30, 18:11   Link #3843
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For those of you who knew Bill O'Reilly........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beJ9yJpR_DA
That's not a laugh, that's a horror.
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Old 2009-03-30, 18:25   Link #3844
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< motto list>
Having lived in Cali I would make one minor adjustment to its motto.
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By 30, Our Women Have, Like, Totally More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Fixed.
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Old 2009-03-30, 18:40   Link #3845
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Rofl at the state mottoes. XD
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Old 2009-03-30, 19:33   Link #3846
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A Sunday appropriate oldie-but-goodie:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was
sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus as an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all........Proof that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
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^Ehh... most of those are pretty "meh" (and some don't even make sense). If you're going to be sacrilegious it should at least be funny.
The funny thing is that I'm Catholic and I still found myself laughing, especially with the 'Jesus is Black' idea.
(he didn't get a fair trial) xD
They are extremes.
It's simple, juvinile humour based on stereotypes, but works so damn well, it certaintly brought a smile to my face.
Bear in mind that it questions all kinds of races and cultures, so the 'love' is evenly spread, there's a good chance that you'll chuckle at one of the examples in all too cringing familiarity, rather than questioning the 'Jesus' aspect.
But humour is subjective, so I guess it won't be everyone's cup of tea. ^^
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Old 2009-03-30, 19:37   Link #3847
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Originally Posted by Demongod86 View Post
A Sunday appropriate oldie-but-goodie:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was
sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus as an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all........Proof that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
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^Ehh... most of those are pretty "meh" (and some don't even make sense). If you're going to be sacrilegious it should at least be funny.
The funny thing is that I'm Catholic and I still found myself laughing, especially with the 'Jesus is Black' idea.
(he didn't get a fair trial) xD
They are extremes.
It's simple, juvinile humour based on stereotypes, but works so damn well, it certaintly brought a smile to my face.
Bear in mind that it questions all kinds of races and cultures, so the 'love' is evenly spread, there's a good chance that you'll chuckle at one of the examples in all too cringing familiarity, rather than questioning the 'Jesus' aspect.
But humour is subjective, so I guess it won't be everyone's cup of tea. ^^

By 'complex' I figured he meant because it's on an international level, the more stereotypes a person knows about each of the cultures/races mentioned, the more they can appreciate the joke, than let's say the 'state motto' one where it can only be appreciated by Americans on this board cause it applies only to the States, so the reference is lost on the rest of us.
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Old 2009-03-31, 05:21   Link #3848
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For all you Only Fools And Horses fans out there, one of Del Boy's funniest scenes EVER! ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NF2ospBanE
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Old 2009-03-31, 14:07   Link #3849
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^Ehh... most of those are pretty "meh" (and some don't even make sense). If you're going to be sacrilegious it should at least be funny.
It's not sacrilegious it is just saying that Jesus performed some stereotypes of people today also is it sacriligious to say whether Jesus was black, italian, jewish etc...
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Old 2009-03-31, 14:51   Link #3850
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A bit off topic here...

Actually come to think of it, wasn't Jesus Jewish anyway? Because I'm pretty sure he wasn't Christian... I mean, that would mean he followed himself, which would be weird. I mean, he spoke Hebrew and believed in God... so wouldn't we say that he was Jewish by the fact that he couldn't have been anything else at the time? Just something that was bugging me.
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Old 2009-03-31, 14:54   Link #3851
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An omnipotent and invincible entity can be what it wants, if it exists. It is just the image it provides that gives other a faith to believe in. It is not the name that we humans give to such an entity that makes it something unique (God, Allah, Shiva, Buddha, Haruhi, etc), but rather what we portray such a figure as in our minds.

Monotheistic or polytheistic, it just something the human mind wants to look up to, all in name of desire for perfection.
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Old 2009-03-31, 15:48   Link #3852
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A bit off topic here...

Actually come to think of it, wasn't Jesus Jewish anyway? Because I'm pretty sure he wasn't Christian... I mean, that would mean he followed himself, which would be weird. I mean, he spoke Hebrew and believed in God... so wouldn't we say that he was Jewish by the fact that he couldn't have been anything else at the time? Just something that was bugging me.
So far as I know it's the general consensus that Jesus was indeed Jewish.
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Old 2009-03-31, 15:54   Link #3853
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Still Jesus had mortal flesh is the common belief. All ideas of him being either purely divine or purely mortal were weeded out in the Council of Nicea. This makes it possible, and not sacrilege to put a human face, race, and ethnicity on Jesus in nearly all modern forms of Christianity..... but that is waaaaaaaay off topic.
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Old 2009-03-31, 16:57   Link #3854
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adding a screenshot of what happened to me at school on Tuesday, I booted up After Effects and opened my project read the error message
When reading it I didn't become annoyed, better yet I was laughing my ass off catastrophical fail!

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Old 2009-03-31, 17:17   Link #3855
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Wow. It actually said "failed catastrophically". I didn't know system errors like that were possible. Next thing you know, error messages will start saying stuff like, "Internet Explorer has stopped working.... PWNT."
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Old 2009-03-31, 17:53   Link #3856
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The original/official video of Kimi Ni Munekyun by YMO (a remix of this song is used in the anime MariaXHolic)



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Old 2009-04-01, 00:26   Link #3857
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Hollywood squares…Part 1
PETER MARSHALL : " When a couple has a baby , who is responsible for it's sex ? "
CHARLIE WEAVER : " I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him. "

PETER MARSHALL : " True or false : Some African Watusi Tribesman greet their guests by running toward them at full speed , then high jumping over them. "
CHARLIE WEAVER : " This can be terribly embarrassing to tall guests.

PETER MARSHALL : " Charlie , you've just decided to grow strawberries . Are you going to get any your first year ?
CHARLIE WEAVER : " Of course not Peter , I'm too busy growing strawberries . "

PETER MARSHALL : " Charlie , what do you cal a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds ?
CHARLIE WEAVER : " A divorcee . "

PETER MARSHALL : " According to Robert Mitchum , one thing has ruined actors more than drinking . What ? "
CHARLIE WEAVER : " Not drinking . "
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Old 2009-04-01, 04:06   Link #3858
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Two Cats Talking - This is both funnt and cute at the same time -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
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Old 2009-04-01, 06:08   Link #3859
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Two Cats Talking - This is both funnt and cute at the same time -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
*licks lips* Looks delicious. I wonder how they would taste when stewed with gravy and garnished with potatoes......
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Old 2009-04-01, 10:08   Link #3860
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Dont know, where to post it, so since toady is the 2nd april (HA, joke!), check out Tokyo Toshkan, what they are doing for a small joke.
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