2008-10-15, 18:53 | Link #2901 | |
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 35
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First it was big enough to swallow a person whole, then it grew roughly to the size of the boat and could swallow and entire raft with six people, then shrank back down to be able to "merely" swallow a guy on a ski-do...
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2008-10-16, 00:06 | Link #2903 |
Sky Warrior
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Jedi Temple, Coruscant
Age: 43
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The final fight scene from Undefeatable, or "How not to make a Martial Arts Movie" And "Corniest James-Bond-One-Liner of all time."
Warning: Graphic violence at end of video. Enjoy. Last edited by Ronin Aquila; 2008-10-17 at 09:19. Reason: Added Warning On Request Of Fellow Board Member. |
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Sky Warrior
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Jedi Temple, Coruscant
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That was, after all, an example of how you should NOT film a Martial Arts Movie. But as an example of how you SHOULD make one. The singular greatest action sequence EVER committed to celluloid: The final battle of Once Upon A Time In China, (1992) starring Jet Li. A funny video will be my next post. Till then, enjoy the sublime beauty of this one as a token of my apologies. |
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2008-10-17, 06:53 | Link #2911 |
Honyaku no Hime
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: In the eastern capital of the islands of the rising suns...
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For the downloaders at heart
(that more or less is everyone of us at somepoint, huh) As for that kung fu video 1: wasn't as cheesy as i thought it'd be (probably cause of everyone's reactions) 2: There needs to be some kinda violence warning, esp for the last hook scene *cringes* There's cheesy bad and then there's just cringing violence that those who are sensitive won't appreciate >< Otherwise, musclely topless men, can't complain
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2008-10-17, 09:20 | Link #2912 | |
Sky Warrior
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Jedi Temple, Coruscant
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And: How NOT to read your lines when acting in front of a camera. Enjoy. Last edited by Ronin Aquila; 2008-10-17 at 09:35. |
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2008-10-18, 06:11 | Link #2914 | |
Sky Warrior
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Jedi Temple, Coruscant
Age: 43
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The poor actor who played Stingray now lives his remaining days being the "girl" in gay-porn films. The other guy, on the other hand, has no career. Cynthia Rothrox (the girl) still has a healthy and steady income making straight to video trashfests. Today, we have an all time Classic Arnie One-Liner: Gee Mr Schwarzenegger, you really like to be literal, don't you? Last edited by Ronin Aquila; 2008-10-18 at 06:38. |
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2008-10-19, 23:25 | Link #2919 |
Sky Warrior
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Jedi Temple, Coruscant
Age: 43
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A "Benny Hill" routine I made for visual arts class with a friend of mine:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=53FLdSqZveA Enjoy!! |
2008-10-20, 02:48 | Link #2920 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: UK
Age: 14
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The worlds funniest joke: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5064020.stm
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now WHAT?" |
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