The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]

[Nanao-kun]

Originally Posted by vivify93

Yet another point for my being Bizzarobag. Men must have body hair. It proves they're manly! The only men who should shave their body hair are the ones who have a grotesque amount of it (As in, so much that it could could as fur and you can't see any skin underneath.) and men who swim. Women, however, should be hairless. That's a point against being Bizzarobag, I guess; since hairy women are indeed "icky" when thought of in a sexual manner, at least for me. I s'pose a half-point will work for this.

...How many points are there in total?

EDIT: Would it be acceptable to post the Seitenkan banners in my signature at another forum?

Yeah, hairy women are a turn off.

[otai]

Originally Posted by vivify93

Yet another point for my being Bizzarobag. Men must have body hair. It proves they're manly! The only men who should shave their body hair are the ones who have a grotesque amount of it (As in, so much that it could could as fur and you can't see any skin underneath.) and men who swim. Women, however, should be hairless. That's a point against being Bizzarobag, I guess; since hairy women are indeed "icky" when thought of in a sexual manner, at least for me. I s'pose a half-point will work for this.

...How many points are there in total?

EDIT: Would it be acceptable to post the Seitenkan banners in my signature at another forum?

It also somewhat proves my theory. New tsuji project, but we discuss beanbrew's preferences. Are we merely the subconscious thoughts of an omnipotent being?

Also, if you're bizzarobag, wouldn't that make you Sasaki?

[Cat Megex]

...On a side note, I have an afro (well, jew-fro) and a somewhat bushy beard. >_>

[kyon.haruhi.suzumiya]

Originally Posted by otai

Also, if you're bizzarobag, wouldn't that make you Sasaki?

^^ What?
I don't get it.

[unmoldedtruck]

Originally Posted by vivify93

Yet another point for my being Bizzarobag. Men must have body hair. It proves they're manly! The only men who should shave their body hair are the ones who have a grotesque amount of it (As in, so much that it could could as fur and you can't see any skin underneath.) and men who swim. Women, however, should be hairless. That's a point against being Bizzarobag, I guess; since hairy women are indeed "icky" when thought of in a sexual manner, at least for me. I s'pose a half-point will work for this.

...How many points are there in total?

EDIT: Would it be acceptable to post the Seitenkan banners in my signature at another forum?

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Sure.

Also, I agree: Body hair is what shows one has the true soul of a man!

Body hair is icky on men and women.

Originally Posted by HikariNiwa

Yeah, hairy women are a turn off.

So are hairy men. I prefer my men feminine.

Originally Posted by otai

It also somewhat proves my theory. New tsuji project, but we discuss beanbrew's preferences. Are we merely the subconscious thoughts of an omnipotent being?

Also, if you're bizzarobag, wouldn't that make you Sasaki?

Hmmm... What's the tsuji project again?

Originally Posted by kyon.haruhi.suzumiya

^^ What?
I don't get it.

Sasaki is like anti-Haruki. I'm Haruki, apparently.

[otai]

Originally Posted by kyon.haruhi.suzumiya

^^ What?
I don't get it.

Originally Posted by beanbrew

Sasaki is like anti-Haruki. I'm Haruki, apparently.

Observe that 30% of our time is spent observing beanbrew's id.
So it begs the question; are we sincerely interested in beanbrew's sexuality, or is someone's subconscious power compelling us to take an interest in said subconscious; like Kyonko does with Haruki's.

Further proof;
A. Haruki = bisexual shota-trap obsessed lolicon
B. Beanbrew = bisexual shota-trap obsessed lolicon
Therefore, A=B.

Originally Posted by beanbrew

Hmmm... What's the tsuji project again?

It's in the previous page, along with the danchou's approval.
Wizard of Oz cosplay for seitenkan and original SuzuHaru characters.

[Solafighter]

Originally Posted by HikariNiwa

What I had been doing while away.



I set it up so that Kyonko made up the background. Well, most of it anyway.

So you have 416 mb of Haruhi Motivational pictures?

If yes, would there be a way to download them or such? Would be very great.

[Nanao-kun]

Originally Posted by Solafighter

So you have 416 mb of Haruhi Motivational pictures?

If yes, would there be a way to download them or such? Would be very great.

No, I just set it up to look like a folder of haruhi mots. They are all from the /amp/ (anime motivational posters) thread at crunchyroll.

EDIT: There's also a link on the first page of the thread for a file with the mots I saved. I uploaded them myself.

[Solafighter]

Ah ok, thank you.

[kenjiharima]

Originally Posted by HikariNiwa

What I had been doing while away.



I set it up so that Kyonko made up the background. Well, most of it anyway.

d(^_^)b

[kyon.haruhi.suzumiya]

Originally Posted by HikariNiwa

What I had been doing while away.



I set it up so that Kyonko made up the background. Well, most of it anyway.

^^ Good job there, but you notice on the bottom left, the file "071"? Riker would kill to get that. Yes, Riker. Why? Because it's Ama Shigure. Riker loves all the MILFs.

[vivify93]

Originally Posted by otai

Also, if you're bizzarobag, wouldn't that make you Sasaki?

You know what, you're right. ...Sweet, I'm evil!

Originally Posted by beanbrew

So are hairy men. I prefer my men feminine.

Femmen disgust me to a great extent, as usually in real life, they are portrayed as flamingly gay lisping queens. It's OK to be gay, really; but please, be a man about it. You don't need to crossdress simply because you like it up the pooper.

...Why do I feel like I'm on /y/ right now?

Originally Posted by beanbrew

Hmmm... What's the tsuji project again?

The one where the Seitenkan cast meets the regular cast. It is awesome and I have many pictures of it.

Originally Posted by beanbrew

Sasaki is like anti-Haruki. I'm Haruki, apparently.

...And apparently, I'm Sasaki. But unlike those two, Beanbag and I seem to be hitting it off.

Originally Posted by otai

Observe that 30% of our time is spent observing beanbrew's id.
So it begs the question; are we sincerely interested in beanbrew's sexuality, or is someone's subconscious power compelling us to take an interest in said subconscious; like Kyonko does with Haruki's.

Further proof;
A. Haruki = bisexual shota-trap obsessed lolicon
B. Beanbrew = bisexual shota-trap obsessed lolicon
Therefore, A=B.

...Does that mean we're making Sasaki a bisexual manly-man obsessed woman-lover?

Why have I only quoted Otai and Beanbag in this post?

[Nanao-kun]

Originally Posted by vivify93

Why have I only quoted Otai and Beanbag in this post?

The answer should be obvious. Just where do you think you are?

[Ithekro]

So. Many. Uses.

[Riker]

Originally Posted by kyon.haruhi.suzumiya

^^ Good job there, but you notice on the bottom left, the file "071"? Riker would kill to get that. Yes, Riker. Why? Because it's Ama Shigure. Riker loves all the MILFs.

Wait, what? o.o

[kyon.haruhi.suzumiya]

Originally Posted by Riker

Wait, what? o.o

^^ It's the pure truth, right? Ama Shigure, Sanae Furukawa, Belldandy, the list goes on and on.

[Arceon]

Well virtually every MILF seems to be extra-hot/cute. Just for no reason other than that.

Not sure whether to hate or love character designers at this point though.

Though, why are we discussing this again?

[C.A.]

Would Haruhi or Kyon's mums be MILFs? Or since this is the genderbending thread, would their dads genderbend into MILFs?

Haruhi/Haruki's mum would definitely have some looks even if nowhere near how insane they are. Would Kyon/Kyonko's mum be snarky?

[kyon.haruhi.suzumiya]

Originally Posted by C.A.

Would Haruhi or Kyon's mums be MILFs? Or since this is the genderbending thread, would their dads genderbend into MILFs?

Haruhi/Haruki's mum would definitely have some looks even if nowhere near how insane they are. Would Kyon/Kyonko's mum be snarky?

^^ Snarky? Uh...

Whatever the case, it might just surprise or shock you when you look at the page number.

[Sute443]

Originally Posted by Arceon

Well virtually every MILF seems to be extra-hot/cute. Just for no reason other than that.

Not sure whether to hate or love character designers at this point though.

Though, why are we discussing this again?

If they weren't extra-hot/cute, then they wouldn't be MILFs, would they? They'd just be Ms.

Originally Posted by C.A.

Would Haruhi or Kyon's mums be MILFs? Or since this is the genderbending thread, would their dads genderbend into MILFs?

Haruhi/Haruki's mum would definitely have some looks even if nowhere near how insane they are. Would Kyon/Kyonko's mum be snarky?

Both of Haruhi's parents and Kyon's father fail to appear the light novels (and at most, Haruhi's have a faceless flashback in the anime), so we don't have to deal with them. Incidentally, I believe that Kyonko's father is a stay-at-home dad.

Originally Posted by kyon.haruhi.suzumiya

Whatever the case, it might just surprise or shock you when you look at the page number.

Papyrus 115 says that was fifty pages ago.