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Solais · 2009-04-02, 11:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by technomo12

Police cars from different countries…

Germany (Audi)

That's actually Hungarian.

Solafighter · 2009-04-02, 13:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solais

That's actually Hungarian.

Yeah i was about to say the same. We dont have that nice cars here in germany.

SaintessHeart · 2009-04-02, 13:53

Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically'

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."

Lord Uiruu · 2009-04-02, 14:18

how does snoop dogg wash his whites?
Blee-ach

How many Dragonbll Z characters does it take take to change a lightbulb?
one but its going to take about six episodes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
lets go ride bikes!

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to move the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine parts.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says "Its hot in here!" the other one says "holy crap a talking muffin!"

Yo momma is so ugly they push her face into the dough to make "monster cookies"

Shadow Kira01 · 2009-04-02, 15:34

I thought this would make a nice psp wallpaper, but then.. I realized something doesn't look right.

Throne Invader · 2009-04-02, 21:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow Minato

I thought this would make a nice psp wallpaper, but then.. I realized something doesn't look right.

O-M-G, we're at the brink of another type of imagination here

felix · 2009-04-02, 21:52

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Demongod86 · 2009-04-02, 23:50

PETER MARSHALL : " What are 'Do it' 'I can help ' and 'Can't get enough? "
GEORGE GOBEL : "I don't know , but it's coming from the next apartment."

PETER MARSHALL : " If you find someone lying unconscious in the street , what should you do ? "
GEORGE GOBEL : " I would probably crawl around him , I guess. "

PETER MARSHALL : "True or false : A pea can last as long as 5,000 years. "
GEORGE GOBEL : " It can sure seem that way sometimes . "

PETER MARSHALL : "True or false : Experts say there are only seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant . "
GEORGE GOBEL : " And I think I voted for six of them . "

PETER MARSHALL : " While visiting China , you tour guide starts shouting ' Poo ! Poo ! Poo ! What does it mean ? "
GEORGE GOBEL : "Cattle crossing . "

PETER MARSHALL : "Back in the old days , when great Grandpa would put a horseradish on his head , what was he trying to do ? "
GEORGE GOBEL : " Get it in his mouth . "

PETER MARSHALL : " According to Cosmo magazine , if you meet a stranger at a party and think he's attractive , is it ok to come out directly and ask him if he's married ? "
ROSE-MARIE : " No, wait until morning . "

PETER MARSHALL : " In bowling , what's a perfect score ? "
ROSE MARIE : " Ralph, the pin boy . "

PETER MARSHALL : " During a tornado , are you safer in the bedroom or the closet ? "
ROSE MARIE : " Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safer in the bedroom . "

PETER MARSHALL : " As we grow older , do we tend to gesture more or less with our hands when we talk ? "
ROSE-MARIE : " You ask me one more 'growing older' question Peter, and I will give you a gesture you will never forget. "

PETER MARSHALL : " Jimmy Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty one years old . Now he says it was one of the best things he ever did , What was it ? "
MARTY ALLEN : " Rhonda Fleming .. "

PETER MARSHALL : " Can boys join the Campfire Girls ? "
MARTY ALLEN : " Only after lights out . "

PETER MARSHALL : " You are having trouble falling asleep .. Are you a man or a woman ? "
DON KNOTTS : " That's what's been keeping me awake . "

PETER MARSHALL : " In Hawaiian , does it take more than three words to say ' I love you ? "
VINCENT PRICE : " No , you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty . "

PETER MARSHALL : " Your baby has a certain object he loves to cling to . Should you try to break him of the habit ?
JOAN RIVERS : " Yes , it's Daddy's turn . "

PETER MARSHALL : " According to the Institute of Motivational Research , a wife should beware if another woman takes interest in a certain item of her husband's clothing . What item ? "
ED ASNER : " Shorts immediately spring to mind . "

Green² · 2009-04-03, 00:56

Woman Locked In Car Calls 911
http://www.wesh.com/news/19063789/detail.html

Now, ...how do you think it happened?

Whirl~Whirl~Whirl, Click, Click, Hummm ...and then, silence.

Woman: "Maybe the Walgreen's people can help figure, ...the hell? The button isn't doing anything. Oh, I know! The horn should get their attention. ...Wait, now this isn't working either. Great, now it's starting to get hot in here. Let me guess, ...yep, that won't go down either. Damned unreliable POS. *Whips out cellphone*

Around an hour later after the 911 call:

AAA: Ok, your battery is charged, but when we tried turning it over, we were getting a low fuel warning from one of the trouble lights. We put in some fuel... ...The car is running, though you'll probably want to take it to get filled up as soon as possible.

*Begins to rain*

Woman: Oh, thank you so much. And everything worked out just in time too. If you didn't fix the battery thing, my car probably would've flooded.

AAA: But, it couldn't have flooded. It had no fuel in the tank.

Woman: No, no,.. I mean the rain. *Pushes button to raise the convertible top*

escimo · 2009-04-03, 05:15

Mystique · 2009-04-03, 06:22

What can I say, the chick's got moves

1min in = some awesome bopping btw, lol

KimmyChan · 2009-04-03, 08:46

Bill Bailey - News Themes (I absolutely loev this!!!)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk9Ny7Tme2Y

Niv · 2009-04-03, 10:10

Bill Bailey FTW! :P

Loved him in Black Books.

KimmyChan · 2009-04-03, 10:12

Same here, I have the complete series on DVD

Bernard: "You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it."

technomo12 · 2009-04-03, 10:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solais

That's actually Hungarian.

sorry im not soo good at those technical stuff but did it atleast made you laugh??? even jsut a bit >_<

Niv · 2009-04-03, 11:03

Don't get me started!

Bernard: You there. Lord of the Rings. Let's talk about how this whole one-day trial thing is going. At the moment, you're fired.

Manny: Everything's covered in filth! Look! The whole place is a complete mess. Can't find anything. Right now I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe!

Bernard: I'm talking about Manny. You know? Manny? The fruit store whom I happen to live with?

Bernard: Oh listen to you! You're becoming one of them! You're going over to the other side, to the land of sandals, spoon-benders and yoghurt-fanciers.

KimmyChan · 2009-04-03, 11:24

Father Dougal: Knock-knock, Ted.
Father Ted: Who's there?
Father Dougal: Father Dougal McGuire.
Father Ted: Good night, Dougal.

Gotta love Father Ted! It's another of my favourite comedy shows!

Evil Rick · 2009-04-03, 11:37

Final Destination 4

KimmyChan · 2009-04-03, 13:23

Your KIDDING me??!! Not a 4th one!!!

Home Improvement - God I love this show! Tim Allen is a comedy genius!!!

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http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1458110745/

Shadow Kira01 · 2009-04-03, 20:58

I think I just lost my appetite..

2009-04-02, 13:53	Link #3883
SaintessHeart NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~ Join Date: Nov 2007 Age: 35	Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically' A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a future congressman." __________________ When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus. Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.

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Demongod86 Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW Join Date: Dec 2005	PETER MARSHALL : " What are 'Do it' 'I can help ' and 'Can't get enough? " GEORGE GOBEL : "I don't know , but it's coming from the next apartment." PETER MARSHALL : " If you find someone lying unconscious in the street , what should you do ? " GEORGE GOBEL : " I would probably crawl around him , I guess. " PETER MARSHALL : "True or false : A pea can last as long as 5,000 years. " GEORGE GOBEL : " It can sure seem that way sometimes . " PETER MARSHALL : "True or false : Experts say there are only seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant . " GEORGE GOBEL : " And I think I voted for six of them . " PETER MARSHALL : " While visiting China , you tour guide starts shouting ' Poo ! Poo ! Poo ! What does it mean ? " GEORGE GOBEL : "Cattle crossing . " PETER MARSHALL : "Back in the old days , when great Grandpa would put a horseradish on his head , what was he trying to do ? " GEORGE GOBEL : " Get it in his mouth . " PETER MARSHALL : " According to Cosmo magazine , if you meet a stranger at a party and think he's attractive , is it ok to come out directly and ask him if he's married ? " ROSE-MARIE : " No, wait until morning . " PETER MARSHALL : " In bowling , what's a perfect score ? " ROSE MARIE : " Ralph, the pin boy . " PETER MARSHALL : " During a tornado , are you safer in the bedroom or the closet ? " ROSE MARIE : " Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safer in the bedroom . " PETER MARSHALL : " As we grow older , do we tend to gesture more or less with our hands when we talk ? " ROSE-MARIE : " You ask me one more 'growing older' question Peter, and I will give you a gesture you will never forget. " PETER MARSHALL : " Jimmy Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty one years old . Now he says it was one of the best things he ever did , What was it ? " MARTY ALLEN : " Rhonda Fleming .. " PETER MARSHALL : " Can boys join the Campfire Girls ? " MARTY ALLEN : " Only after lights out . " PETER MARSHALL : " You are having trouble falling asleep .. Are you a man or a woman ? " DON KNOTTS : " That's what's been keeping me awake . " PETER MARSHALL : " In Hawaiian , does it take more than three words to say ' I love you ? " VINCENT PRICE : " No , you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty . " PETER MARSHALL : " Your baby has a certain object he loves to cling to . Should you try to break him of the habit ? JOAN RIVERS : " Yes , it's Daddy's turn . " PETER MARSHALL : " According to the Institute of Motivational Research , a wife should beware if another woman takes interest in a certain item of her husband's clothing . What item ? " ED ASNER : " Shorts immediately spring to mind . " __________________ Signature stolen by a horde of carnivorous bunnies. It is an unscientifically proven fact that they are attracted to signatures which break the signature rules.

2009-04-03, 05:15	Link #3890
escimo Paparazzi Join Date: Mar 2008 Age: 41	<p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/p_2_EJogf2A">watch on YouTube</a>.</p>

2009-04-03, 06:22	Link #3891
Mystique Honyaku no Hime Fansubber Join Date: May 2008 Location: In the eastern capital of the islands of the rising suns...	What can I say, the chick's got moves 1min in = some awesome bopping btw, lol __________________ Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. - Van Wilder "If you ain't laughin', you ain't livin'." - Carlos Mencia

2009-04-02, 14:18	Link #3884
Lord Uiruu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Age: 31	how does snoop dogg wash his whites? Blee-ach How many Dragonbll Z characters does it take take to change a lightbulb? one but its going to take about six episodes How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? lets go ride bikes! How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to move the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine parts. Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says "Its hot in here!" the other one says "holy crap a talking muffin!" Yo momma is so ugly they push her face into the dough to make "monster cookies"

2009-04-02, 15:34	Link #3885
Shadow Kira01 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: PMB Headquarters	I thought this would make a nice psp wallpaper, but then.. I realized something doesn't look right.

2009-04-03, 00:56	Link #3889
Green² It's bacon! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Up and to the Left Age: 43	Woman Locked In Car Calls 911 http://www.wesh.com/news/19063789/detail.html Now, ...how do you think it happened? Whirl~Whirl~Whirl, Click, Click, Hummm ...and then, silence. Woman: "Maybe the Walgreen's people can help figure, ...the hell? The button isn't doing anything. Oh, I know! The horn should get their attention. ...Wait, now this isn't working either. Great, now it's starting to get hot in here. Let me guess, ...yep, that won't go down either. Damned unreliable POS. Whips out cellphone Around an hour later after the 911 call: AAA: Ok, your battery is charged, but when we tried turning it over, we were getting a low fuel warning from one of the trouble lights. We put in some fuel... ...The car is running, though you'll probably want to take it to get filled up as soon as possible. Begins to rain Woman: Oh, thank you so much. And everything worked out just in time too. If you didn't fix the battery thing, my car probably would've flooded. AAA: But, it couldn't have flooded. It had no fuel in the tank. Woman: No, no,.. I mean the rain. Pushes button to raise the convertible top

2009-04-03, 08:46	Link #3892
KimmyChan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009	Bill Bailey - News Themes (I absolutely loev this!!!) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk9Ny7Tme2Y

2009-04-03, 10:10	Link #3893
Niv AnimeRumor Ambassador Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Adelaide	Bill Bailey FTW! :P Loved him in Black Books.

2009-04-03, 10:12	Link #3894
KimmyChan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009	Same here, I have the complete series on DVD Bernard: "You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it."

2009-04-03, 11:03	Link #3896
Niv AnimeRumor Ambassador Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Adelaide	Don't get me started! Bernard: You there. Lord of the Rings. Let's talk about how this whole one-day trial thing is going. At the moment, you're fired. Manny: Everything's covered in filth! Look! The whole place is a complete mess. Can't find anything. Right now I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe! Bernard: I'm talking about Manny. You know? Manny? The fruit store whom I happen to live with? Bernard: Oh listen to you! You're becoming one of them! You're going over to the other side, to the land of sandals, spoon-benders and yoghurt-fanciers.

2009-04-03, 11:24	Link #3897
KimmyChan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009	Father Dougal: Knock-knock, Ted. Father Ted: Who's there? Father Dougal: Father Dougal McGuire. Father Ted: Good night, Dougal. Gotta love Father Ted! It's another of my favourite comedy shows!

2009-04-03, 11:37	Link #3898
Evil Rick Black Dragon Graphic Designer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: In the Netherrealm, thinking who to betray next...	Final Destination 4 <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/vyoXWGg1iLs&feature">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> __________________

2009-04-03, 13:23	Link #3899
KimmyChan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009	Your KIDDING me??!! Not a 4th one!!! Home Improvement - God I love this show! Tim Allen is a comedy genius!!! - http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1458110745/

2009-04-03, 20:58	Link #3900
Shadow Kira01 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: PMB Headquarters	I think I just lost my appetite.. Last edited by Shadow Kira01; 2009-04-03 at 20:59. Reason: changed to a better picture.