The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]

[Forceflow]

"Good for the Good God, Law for the Law Throne."

[shaoron]

Originally Posted by Ithekro

Hmmm. Prepare for Madness. For if things go as planned, Saimoe will be very, very weird this year...and it will be our fault.

i think to qualify for saimoe, said character should be in an anime that's shown in a particular year/time frame IN JAPAN, right?

that said... i DOUBT kyonko will be able to join the fray...

[Forceflow]

Originally Posted by shaoron

i think to qualify for saimoe, said character should be in an anime that's shown in a particular year/time frame IN JAPAN, right?

that said... i DOUBT kyonko will be able to join the fray...

I think they're basing it off some screenshots of SZS.

http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost...3&postcount=73

Gotta hand it to the dancho.

[Kagedanji]

Random dialogue ideas.

M: Thank goodness Haruki isn't here...
K: Mitsuru, you're older than him, you should stand up for yourself once in a while.
M: But Kyon-chan, you know what a terrible person he is. In all honesty, he is a giant hardassed bastard who would crush your neck without warning or reason. He's also the first person I've ever had enough reason to say such terrible things behind his back. I think he's influencing me.
H: Hello there.
M: HA-HARU-
H: Why so nervous? It's not like I heard every single thing you said. I'm not enough of a hardassed bastard that I would suddenly break your neck without warning or reason. Or was that crush?
M: KYON HELP!

*Mitsuru tries to run*

H: COME BACK HERE!

*Mitsuru is grabbed by the neck and Haruki starts to force it against the edge of a chair.*

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by Kagedanji

Random dialogue ideas.

M: Thank goodness Haruki isn't here...
K: Mitsuru, you're older than him, you should stand up for yourself once in a while.
M: But Kyon-chan, you know what a terrible person he is. In all honesty, he is a giant hardassed bastard who would crush your neck without warning or reason. He's also the first person I've ever had enough reason to say such terrible things behind his back. I think he's influencing me.
H: Hello there.
M: HA-HARU-
H: Why so nervous? It's not like I heard every single thing you said. I'm not enough of a hardassed bastard that I would suddenly break your neck without warning or reason. Or was that crush?
M: KYON HELP!

*Mitsuru tries to run*

H: COME BACK HERE!

*Mitsuru is grabbed by the neck and Haruki starts to force it against the edge of a chair.*

That was AWESOME.

[Forceflow]

Originally Posted by Kagedanji

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What does the 'or was that crush?' mean?

[Kagedanji]

Referring to Mitsuru's neck.

[Forceflow]

Originally Posted by Kagedanji

Referring to Mitsuru's neck.

Oh.

*/facepalm as the literal truck hits him*

[shaoron]

i'm bored...


H: Prepare for a rumble
K: sounds more like trouble
H: To overload the world with fun is my organization!
K: To steal things thru black mail and exploitation!
H: To fight against the evil of the Council President!
K: To pick a fight against the other residents!
H: Haruki!
K: Kyon!
H: SOS-dan blasting off at the speed of light!
K: Run away now if you value your life!
H: KYON! That's not right!

[Kagedanji]

I was hoping that was Koizumi.

[shaoron]

the last line?

well i guess you could go with
Koizumi: That's right! *gropes kyonko*

[Kagedanji]

No instead of Kyon, it should've been Koizumi. It's easier to believe.

[shaoron]

let's just say Kyonko was forced into it

[Kagedanji]

Baw.

K: Koizumi-san, do you mind doing me a secret favor?
I: No.
K: We need to hurry.
I: Go on.
K: Well, I have to update the brigade webpage before we leave, which will drag on until we leave, and I lost a pair of wet underwear earlier today. ...Long story.
I: Ok.
K: It should be in a stall in the girls' restroom.
I: Alright.
K: I'll find you there later to give you a hand if you don't find it too soon.
I: Sure.
K: Don't tell Haruki.
I: Uh huh.

K: ...
I: What?
K: Not going to throw in any dumb sexual innuendo?
I: I thought you were already doing that.

[shaoron]

K: Dango!
I: Starfish!
K: Dango!
I: Starfish!
H: What are you two arguing about?
K: We're arguing what's cuter?
I: Dango Daikazoku or Starfish.
H: You want to know what's cuter? i'll tell you what it's sta...
Y: Dango

[Forceflow]

Originally Posted by shaoron

K: Dango!
I: Starfish!
K: Dango!
I: Starfish!
H: What are you two arguing about?
K: We're arguing what's cuter?
I: Dango Daikazoku or Starfish.
H: You want to know what's cuter? i'll tell you what it's sta...
Y: Dango

I wonder what Mitsuuru would say. Hes the tie breaker and the situation is ripe for hilarity as they try to get his vote.

Off note: How much caffeine is the healthy limit? I've had 4 hours of sleep last night and 4 expressos to match...

[Puffendahl]

Originally Posted by shaoron

O_o
do you have gorillas for elementary kids!?

The ones around here are around the same size, since I'm shorter than the average sixth grader... And no, I'm definitely not a sixth grader myself. It's quite unpleasant (it's not purely a social nuisance... there are other issues too), but at least I get away with it (well, almost) by being female

But, like I think I mentioned before, I think the height difference between Haruki and Kyonko is good, because it has uses. The whole carrying part is just one of them.

Also, if he's tall compared to most of the characters, it adds on to his scariness. Which, in its stead, makes Kyonko's role in trying to hold him back a little seem even more important... I guess. That's just how I think about it

[Ultima_Rasengan05]

Originally Posted by shaoron

i'm bored...


H: Prepare for a rumble
K: sounds more like trouble
H: To overload the world with fun is my organization!
K: To steal things thru black mail and exploitation!
H: To fight against the evil of the Council President!
K: To pick a fight against the other residents!
H: Haruki!
K: Kyon!
H: SOS-dan blasting off at the speed of light!
K: Run away now if you value your life!
H: KYON! That's not right!

Cool, a parody to Team Rocket. Although for some reason, the pairing doesn't seem quite right...I picture Haruhi and Kyon doing this instead of Kyonko and Haruki.

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

Probably because Haruki is doing Jessie's part... and the fact that it still makes sense if you change "Haruki" to "Haruhi"... here, I'll show you...

H: Prepare for a rumble
K: Sounds more like trouble
H: To overload the world with fun is my organization!
K: To steal things through black mail and exploitation!
H: To fight against the evil of the Council President!
K: To pick a fight against the other residents!
H: Haruhi!
K: Kyon!
H: SOS-dan, blasting off at the speed of light!
K: Run away now if you value your life!
H: KYON! That's not right!


*e*

Originally Posted by SetTheTruthFree

that makes me believe that when this thread gets back on topic, and we need a break ur gonna test it xD

I mindscrew because I care.

[shaoron]

yeah... when i first made it it was for kyon and haruhi..