MSLN Jokes & Assorted Humour

[WarpObscura]

22 years ago, my darling Alicia died... and the world just fucking watched. But after today, there will be no shortage of patriots, no shortage of volunteers. I know you understand.

[Blank-Mage]

Meanwhile, at the Nakajima household!

"Hey Dad, you have a new son!"
"That's great, Subaru."
"His name is Thoma, and I found him in the woods somewhere."
"I figured it'd be something like that."
"I'm going to go introduce him to the rest of the family!"
"Of course. I'll be reading my paper."
"Oh, and Nove broke a wall. She was trying to use Wendi's board, an-"
"Trying to read my paper, Su-chan."

[WarpObscura]

Nakajima! Do everything!

Nice shot! Captain Scrya would be proud.

Our Wide Area Search is online!

Since when does Testarossa care about danger close?

The Mid-Childan thought he could deceive us. When they find his body, all of Belka will cry for war.

What the hell kinda name is "Teana" eh? How'd a muppet like you pass Selection?

[prescience]

Originally Posted by WarpObscura

Since when does Yagami care about danger close?

Fixed that for you

Teana: Wolves? I hate wolves...
Nanoha: Bah, these are like pussycats compared to the one in Uminari.
Apologies to Arf and Zaffy orz

On a non-Modern Warfare-related note:
Arnage: Cy-nee, you took the bike with you, right? How are you gonna take all of them back with you?
*Cypha pulls out four pokeballs, and gives Aru an evil grin*
Arnage: Forget I asked...

[Koveras Alvane]

Originally Posted by prescience

Fixed that for you

Win.

A Haruhi reference and a ME2 shout out should be fine, too...

Cypha: The foolishness of confronting us... shall be demonstrated again by your death. *stabs*
Signum: *grabs the Divider with the free hand* Commencing nullification of data link.

----

Cypha: The foolishness of confronting us... shall be demonstrated again by your death. *stabs*
Signum: *in Material-D voice* Direct intervention is necessary... I am ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

[WarpObscura]

Actually, I wanted Precia to be

Spoiler:

Shepherd

, hence the X years ago a few posts above.

I would totally play LyriCall of Duty: Magical Warfare 2. I can't figure out what the killstreaks should be, though.

Enemy Arc-en-Ciel blast incoming! IT'S OVER!!

[prescience]

Originally Posted by Koveras Alvane

Cypha: The foolishness of confronting us... shall be demonstrated again by your death. *stabs*
Signum: *grabs the Divider with the free hand* Commencing nullification of data link.

I approve of this reference. So damn much...

Originally Posted by WarpObscura

Actually, I wanted Precia to be

Spoiler:

Shepherd

, hence the X years ago a few posts above.

I got that, just that that particular quote seemed to work better with Hayate, seeing as Precia isn't ever really in that sort of situation in relation to Nanoha and co. Another idea: Precia as Makarov. For example:

Hayate: These are the last safe havens in the universe for Testarossa and her minions.
Nanoha: Sounds like we've got to be in two places at once.
Hayate: Impossible?
Nanoha: Not for the Mobile Sixth.

One-Oh-Eight actually sounds better there, but they aren't as concentrated badass, so it didn't seem so appropriate... /tangent

I would totally play LyriCall of Duty: Magical Warfare 2. I can't figure out what the killstreaks should be, though.

Hell yeah. For the AC-130, I suggest Nanoha with the Strike Cannon. Everything's better with Strike Cannons...

Something else random that popped into my head:

This is Wolfram 5-1 to any friendly units in CC. Hammer Down is in effect. I repeat, Hammer Down is in effect. If you have received this transmission, you are in a hardened high-value structure. Deploy green flares on the roof of this structure to indicate you are still combat-effective. We will hold our mission on direct visual contact with this countersign. Thirty seconds to weapons release.

...

Standby. AEC03 Goldion Crusher has been authorized for deployment. Standby.

Bye-bye, Clanagan... ;_;

[WarpObscura]

Originally Posted by Koveras Alvane

Cypha: The foolishness of confronting us... shall be demonstrated again by your death. *stabs*
Signum: *in Material-D voice* Direct intervention is necessary... I am ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

Needs some BOLD INFLATION right there, but otherwise well played.

Originally Posted by prescience

Hell yeah. For the AC-130, I suggest Nanoha with the Strike Cannon. Everything's better with Strike Cannons...

Enemy White Devil above!

I wonder what Harrier, Pave Low and Chopper Gunner could be, though? I don't think there's anyone who really corresponds to Predator Missile or Stealth Bomber.

[prescience]

Originally Posted by WarpObscura

I wonder what Harrier, Pave Low and Chopper Gunner could be, though? I don't think there's anyone who really corresponds to Predator Missile or Stealth Bomber.

Vice could serve as either Pave Low or Chopper Gunner. Predator drones, being UAVs, could be substituted with Gadget Drones, maybe? I can't think of anything for the other aircraft either; Hayate's more of an ICBM silo than a Stealth Bomber

Also: AC-130 Spectre <--> AEC-02 White Devil?

[Koveras Alvane]

Originally Posted by prescience

I approve of this reference. So damn much...

Thank you. ^^ Because that is the best goddamn comeback ever after being stabbed.

Originally Posted by WarpObscura

Needs some BOLD INFLATION right there, but otherwise well played.

Ah, sorry about that. ^^; I wasn't sure about using both caps and bold because I have never actually heard D's voice, so I dunno whether she can do Reaper impressions...

Ninja AOT edit:

*Vivio is being tortured with the Relic*
Vivio: The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces... are called aglets. Their true purpose... is sinister.

[Nanya01]

Hayate: *Pouts*

Fate: What's wrong?

Hayate: I think Caro's right. Erio *IS* a height vampire. He's taller than even Signum now. He's only 16.

Fate: ...So? He's a boy. They generally get taller than girls.

Hayate: Caro's the only fully-grown woman that's shorter than me. *Tears up* I'm a midget.

Fate: ... *Pats Hayate's head.*

Hayate: ...Not helping.

Fate: Sorry.

[Tempy]

Incoming Starlight Breaker! It's over!

[Akiyoshi]

Originally Posted by Nanya01

Hayate: Caro's the only fully-grown woman that's shorter than me. *Tears up* I'm a midget.

Fate: ... *Pats Hayate's head.*

Hayate: ...Not helping.

Fate: Sorry.

*Vita in a corner making circles with her finger*

xD

[Blank-Mage]

So, has anyone watched B Gata H Kai? Yukari Tamura voices the main character.

...Yes, now you can listen to Nanoha talk at length about topics of utmost perversion. It's awesome.

[NeoEevee]

Originally Posted by Blank-Mage

So, has anyone watched B Gata H Kai? Yukari Tamura voices the main character.

...Yes, now you can listen to Nanoha talk at length about topics of utmost perversion. It's awesome.

I prefer Rika Furude. Because Crazy!Nanoha is an idea I've been toying with for some time now. >w>

And of course, Dark!Caro.

[Majestic Flame]

Originally Posted by Blank-Mage

So, has anyone watched B Gata H Kai? Yukari Tamura voices the main character.

...Yes, now you can listen to Nanoha talk at length about topics of utmost perversion. It's awesome.

You think that's something, watch Seikon no Qwaser. Oh dear lord, Yukari Tamura and Mai Nakahara as a pair of incestuous twins/clones who are triple Ms... well that may be an understatement... they practically make masochism a highly disturbing art form.

[WarpObscura]

Originally Posted by Tempest Dynasty

Incoming Starlight Breaker! It's over!

I really need to figure out the killstreak list. Don't think there's a sentry gun-equivalent around, is there, or have I not been paying enough attention?

Is there a way to negate a Wide Area Search?

It's not a question of how. It's a question of what. If no one told you that Divine Busters flew straight, and I taught you the spell and told you to hit the target, what would you do? Let your instincts guide you.

[prescience]

Originally Posted by Majestic Flame

You think that's something, watch Seikon no Qwaser. Oh dear lord, Yukari Tamura and Mai Nakahara as a pair of incestuous twins/clones who are triple Ms... well that may be an understatement... they practically make masochism a highly disturbing art form.

My mind, it burns...

Originally Posted by WarpObscura

I really need to figure out the killstreak list. Don't think there's a sentry gun-equivalent around, is there, or have I not been paying enough attention?

Is there a way to negate a Wide Area Search?

It's not a question of how. It's a question of what. If no one told you that Divine Busters flew straight, and I taught you the spell and told you to hit the target, what would you do? Let your instincts guide you.

Well, I don't know about WAS, but Otto has something that can hide her from at least some kinds of magical reconnaissance. Of course, from Klarer Wind's sensors, there is no escape...

Deed: Ever since then, Otto's had this weird thing for B&D... >_>

*shot*

[Blank-Mage]

Originally Posted by WarpObscura

I really need to figure out the killstreak list. Don't think there's a sentry gun-equivalent around, is there, or have I not been paying enough attention?

Gadget Drones.

Originally Posted by WarpObscura

Is there a way to negate a Wide Area Search?

AMF?

[prescience]

Originally Posted by Blank-Mage

Gadget Drones.

Hmm, maybe. But sentry guns aren't able to move of their own accord... If I recall correctly, there were some ceiling-mounted guns in Teana and Subaru's B-rank exam, but they didn't seem like the sort of thing that would be particularly useful in a real-world combat situation...

AMF?

If you recall the final battle of StrikerS, that didn't work too well for Quattro...

I guess if she had used her Silver Curtain IS, Nanoha might not have spotted her, but that's not really the same concept as a UAV jammer...