2008-11-16, 21:30 | Link #3123 | |
♪♫ Maya Iincho ♩♬
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2008-11-17, 01:29 | Link #3125 |
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
Join Date: Dec 2005
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A college professor had the mysterious habit of walking into the lecture hall each morning, removing a tennis ball from his jacket pocket. He would set it on the corner of the podium. After giving the lecture for the day, he would once again pick up the tennis ball, place it into his jacket pocket, and leave the room. No one ever understood why he did this, until one day a student fell asleep during the lecture. The professor never missed a word of his lecture while he walked over to the podium, picked up the tennis ball and threw it, hitting the sleeping student squarely on the top of the head.
The next day, the professor walked into the room, reached into his jacket, removed a baseball. . . No one ever fell asleep in his class the rest of the semester! |
2008-11-17, 06:35 | Link #3126 |
Sinear Mambur
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Look behind you...
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During a war, the army didn't have enough time to properly train it's soldiers. So men were drafted, given very basic training, then pushed into battle. One of these men was in the frontline and he threw a grenade over to the other side, hoping to take out as many enemy soliders as possible. One of these enemy soldiers picked the grenade up, pulled the pin and threw it back.
At the start of the school year, the professor walks into his class and tell the class that he believes that at the end of the year, everyone will fail. At the end of the year, the professor's prediction came true but he allowed his top three students a chance to pass. All they had to do was to come back the next day dressed as an emotion. If the professor couldn't correctly guess the emotion, they pass. So the next day, Student One walks in wearing a red shirt, red pants, red socks, red shoes, etc. The professor guessed that he was anger and, being correct, failed Student One. Student Two walks in with a green cap, green jacket, green shorts, etc. The professor guessed that he was envy and, being right again, failed Student Two. Next, Student Three walks in competely naked but with a hard-on and a pear tied to his penis. Dumbfounded, the professor passes Student Three, but asks, out of immense curiousity, what he was dressed as. Student Three replied, "Can't you see, sir? I'm fucking dis pear!" |
2008-11-18, 16:32 | Link #3132 | |
「Darkly Charismatic 」
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: The Lounge
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2008-11-18, 17:05 | Link #3133 |
Warden of the West
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Casterly Rock
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This is actually a true story.
A guy was traveling in an airplane and when he landen, he noticed that his luggage. He ralked with one of the officers in the airport who says this: "Don't worry, we are trained professionals and your luggage will soon be with you. We just need one information, has your airplane already arrived?"
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2008-11-19, 23:58 | Link #3138 |
Juanita/Kiteless
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: New England
Age: 40
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Man Tries to Pay Bills With Spider Drawing
Below is the complete email conversation that Adelaide man David Thorne claims he had with a utility company chasing payment of an overdue bill.
From: Jane Gilles Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm To: David Thorne Subject: Overdue account Dear David, Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding. Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Overdue account Dear Jane, I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter. Regards, David. http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847 Read the link for the rest of the exchange. Funny stuff.
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