2008-07-26, 02:40
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sleepyhead
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: event horizon
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 Good one Eps.  It took me a while to notice they were trying to lift pesky car. (you can only see the tire in the first image, and a lot more in the seccond) Quote:
 Well since you asked about others, here are more. Fail!!!                                             
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2008-07-26, 11:28
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The Necessary Evil
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Peeing on Stinku's Grave
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1968 vs 2008 What a Difference 40 Years Make
1968 vs 2008 What a Difference 40 Years Make
Scenario: Bob goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1968 -The principal comes over, looks at Bob's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his gun to show Bob. 2008 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Bob hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Sam and Dennis get into a fight during football practice. 1968 - Players gather. Dennis wins. Dennis and Sam shake hands and walk off, still buddies. 2008 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrest Dennis and Sam. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Sam started it. Scenario: Dan won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1968 - Dan sent to office and given a good paddling by Mr. Neher. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2008 - Dan given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Dan has a disability. Scenario: Larry crashes into parked car late at night and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1968 - Larry is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful lawyer. 2008 - Larry's dad is arrested for child abuse. Larry removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Larry's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Larry's mom has affair with psychologist. Scenario: Jeff gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 1968 - Jeff shares aspirin with his principal down by the hallway. 2008 - Police called, Jeff expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario: Jim Hahner takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed. 1968 - Ants die. 2008 - FBI is called. Jim charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Jim's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario: Manuel fails high school English. 1968 - Manuel goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college. 2008 - Manuel's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Manuel's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Manuel given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. Scenario: Dick buys a condom from Vern at Vern's Popcorn stand. His mother finds it in his wallet by noticing the telltale "ring" in the leather. 1968 - Dick is questioned by parents and grounded for 2 months, girlfriend breaks up with him. Vern is prosecuted by city as a pervert and thrown in jail for 2 years. 2008 - Dick is hailed as a hero for caring so much about preventing STD's and unwanted pregnancy, school holds assembly in honor of Dick and his sensitivity. Vern is lauded as "Businessman of the year". Scenario: Eric falls while running between classes and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by a teacher, Mary. Mary hugs Eric to comfort him. 1968 - In a short time, Eric feels better and goes on to class. 2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Eric undergoes 5 years of therapy. |
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2008-07-26, 12:26
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カカシ
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: London
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Spoiler for Sorry for any reposts!:
Also many gamers might find this man amusing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I |
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2008-07-27, 07:51
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At least it's on the book
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Philippines. Rainy season. Yay!
Age: 31
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Just sharing my thoughts.
--- A paranormal expert came in a farm, and made a survey. He gather all the farmers and started asking. PA: Who among you experienced to have s*x with goats? (a half deaf farmer raises his hand) F:Me! Me! PA: So mister, how does it feel? And how come you seen the ghost? F: Oh, I'm sorry, i thought it's "goats!" :] --- Gays Interviewed at a pageant. Emcee: To what thing you compare your penis? Gay1: Sleeping pills! It never wakes up! Gay2: Rat! Scared of pussies! Gay3: Dinosaur! (The Emcee and the other gays got shocked) Emcee and the gays: What?! Why? Gay3: It no longer exists! XD --- "No matter how strong we hold on, still there comes a time that suddenly, we fall." -a emoting lizard. :] --- A dad just came home from india, saying that she has a gift for mom. Dad: Mom! I have a gift for you! Mom: What? (Got excited) Dad: A 8 foot snake from india! Mom: (Pissed) Are you kidding me? ... There's no way that a snake would have feet! Or maybe you're giving me an octupus? XD --- Sorry if it is corny. :] |
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2008-07-27, 14:48
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The Evil Twin
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: East Bay, S.F.
Age: 41
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Unfortunately, I've known people like that (elitist fanboys) and they annoy me to no end. Still, I love how he says he's an expert in Japanese culture, but he mispronounces 'nippon' and flat out says 'sudoku' instead of 'seppuku'. This response had me dying :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsYPm...eature=related Quote:
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2008-07-28, 14:59
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Ha ha ha ha ha...
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 35
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And his screeching voice coupled with really bad pronunciation of japanese words (apart from the idiotic content of his rant) was especially painful.
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