A Laugh A Day

[Sumeragi]

Originally Posted by LeoXiao

Aw man... if that's real then it's pretty sad.

EDIT: I should probably post a joke as well:

In the Cold War, both superpowers were engaging in extensive espionage operations against each other. In one instance, the Americans wanted to get a mole into Soviet society, which required a high degree of professional competence as well as ability to blend into the local environment and act like a native. The CIA thus found the best candidate and trained him laboriously in the language, customs, laws, even the local dialect. Upon completion of the training, the American agent was sent to Russia via paradrop, where he entered one of the infamous "closed cities".

However, the instant one of the locals set eyes on him, she immediately began to scream for the police, calling "Шпион, шпион!" (A spy!) . Stunned that his cover was blown so soon, the American was sent to the KGB dungeons for interrogation. Once there, he asked in astonishment:

"But...how did you know I was a spy?"

The KGB man said: "Isn't it obvious? There is no such thing as a black Russian!

Those Russians do not know of Comrade Obama.

Spoiler for In Soviet Russia, Motherland is Obama!:

[LeoXiao]

Originally Posted by Sumeragi

Those Russians do not know of Comrade Obama.

Never! he must be from Central Asia or of Tatar stock!

[grylsyjaeger]

[Merilyn Mensola]

Kawabonagagaaaa!!! the dog..is bad-ass imho!



Look like, they have made ​​a gang lol

[MrTerrorist]

Originally Posted by JRendell

On another note, my friend sent me this earlier. It's hilarious;

-snip-

OMG! Did he not get the message? Everyone was telling him to stop!

[NK_500]

I don't know how to say for this one but WTF?!

Spoiler for Yuri-matic:

I guess this detergent is used to remove heterosexuality in women so that they can become lesbians for men's viewing pleasure. By the way that just a joke.

[Merilyn Mensola]

Wtf man!!!! yeah...WTF...lololololo

[Kotohono]

Anyone who uses nyaa should get this

Also

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how Sumeragi and SaintessHeart might meet

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[Von Himmel]

Quality thread? Quality thread.
http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/2162...friend-anymore

[Ridwan]

Originally Posted by LeoXiao

Aw man... if that's real then it's pretty sad.

EDIT: I should probably post a joke as well:

In the Cold War, both superpowers were engaging in extensive espionage operations against each other. In one instance, the Americans wanted to get a mole into Soviet society, which required a high degree of professional competence as well as ability to blend into the local environment and act like a native. The CIA thus found the best candidate and trained him laboriously in the language, customs, laws, even the local dialect. Upon completion of the training, the American agent was sent to Russia via paradrop, where he entered one of the infamous "closed cities".

However, the instant one of the locals set eyes on him, she immediately began to scream for the police, calling "Шпион, шпион!" (A spy!) . Stunned that his cover was blown so soon, the American was sent to the KGB dungeons for interrogation. Once there, he asked in astonishment:

"But...how did you know I was a spy?"

The KGB man said: "Isn't it obvious? There is no such thing as a black Russian!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Russian

Originally Posted by LeoXiao

Never! he must be from Central Asia or of Tatar stock!

He's marine Asian, apparently.


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Originally Posted by Aegir

New Career Path Found.

All of my WHAT

Spoiler for TEMPTING JOB OFFER:

Smiling Gendou

Spoiler for SIZE:

[Solafighter]

Originally Posted by Aegir

Smiling Gendou

Spoiler for SIZE:

My eyes are bleeding.

[Kaihan]

Originally Posted by SOGESNAKE

It's that time again...

Spoiler for Logic:

You just reminded me of this video:

Spoiler for a certain fight in Resident Evil 5:

There a extended version of him punching on youtube somewhere.

[JRendell]

Originally Posted by Aegir

Smiling Gendou

Spoiler for SIZE:

That's just wrong. I don't know what's worse, that or the people of Walmart video...

[TinyRedLeaf]

There can only be one...

[drulo]

[Ridwan]

On the subject of Robosex

[Kizoku Keenan]

Heres a great web series by a bunch of local guys I know its very popular in Northern Ireland at the moment and just hilarious.

[SOGESNAKE]

Originally Posted by TinyRedLeaf

There can only be one...

And the winner will go on to fight Burger King...

[Krytonis]

Originally Posted by SOGESNAKE

And the winner will go on to fight Burger King...

Then PizzaHut... or Subway

[Paranoid Android]

Originally Posted by Koominator

Then PizzaHut... or Subway

I killed PizzaHut by going in person and ordering 10 chicken wings, poutine (canadian cheesy fries) and a salad. Because Pizza is too mainstream.

"Can I get some F*cking chicken nuggets?"
"NUGGATZ!"

He threw a bag of 4 big mac combos That's cheating. That's like shooting four RPGs at once.