2008-09-20, 20:09 | Link #562 | |
Optimus Prime
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Japan/Canada
Age: 39
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Some contributions: Orihime: I think I need a breast reduction... Matsumoto: Yeah... Me too... They're just TOO BIG *sigh* --- Ishida: I like girls. --- Byakuya: F*ck this noble shit. Get me a goddamn cheeseburger!
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2008-09-21, 09:55 | Link #566 |
Member of DOLLARS
Artist
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In the magical land of Moonswell pass
Age: 28
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Ken: *flicking through notes* A F*CK A PAPER CUT! THAT F*CKIN STINGS!
Ichigo: I just cut you like 30 times in bankai form with my hollow mask on and the paper cut is what hurts?! Crazy b*tch...
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2008-09-26, 01:47 | Link #568 |
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 35
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*Rukia & company in Seireitei during Soul Society arc*
Rukia: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch! Yamamoto: But you are dressed as one. Rukia: They dressed me up like this! Crowd: No we didn't! Rukia: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one. Yamamoto: *lifts up false nose* Well...? Ichimaru: Well, we did do the nose. Yamamoto: The nose? Ichimaru: ...and the hat, but she is a witch! Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Yamamoto: Did you dress her up like this? Ichimaru: No! Aizen: No! Tousen, Aizen: No! Tousen: No! Ichimaru: No! Tousen, Aizen: No! Ichimaru: Yes. Aizen: Yes. Ichimaru: Yeah a bit. Tousen: A bit. Ichimaru, Aizen: A bit! Aizen: A bit. Ichimaru: But she has got a wart! Random Shinigami in Crowd: *cough, cough*
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2008-09-26, 12:23 | Link #570 |
Member of DOLLARS
Artist
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In the magical land of Moonswell pass
Age: 28
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Ukitake: Truth is all those times I claim I'm sick....I'm actually playing poker with the vizard and all those medical sessions with Unohana....I sleep with her....
Yamamoto: Unohana is this true? Unohana: What can I say? He has a big sword Yamamoto: O.- Ew....
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2008-09-27, 06:24 | Link #572 |
Affably Evil
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Hammerspace or Australia, I forget which
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When Rukia is on the execution stand about to die
Rukia: Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad, other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle. And this'll help things turn out for the best... ♫♪ And... always look on the bright side of life... ♫♪ ♫♪ Always look on the light side of life... ♫♪
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2008-10-02, 14:44 | Link #573 |
Fanboy smitten by Miharu
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: England
Age: 31
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Kenpachi: Eww, blood!
Toshiro: Yeah, i;m straight (no one could have a vice captain like Rangiku and act the way he does ) Gin: Don't take too many anti depressents Ikakku: I see you got some hairs in your sink there. For God's sake, man; don't comb so hard. |
2008-10-02, 23:42 | Link #577 |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Kneeling in front of my ICHIGO SHRINE.
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Kira: Here we are were the princes of the universe...I am immortal I have inside me bood of kings. I have no rival. No man can be my equal...
Hisagi: *Snickers then whispers* Who's gonna tell him Wasbisuke sucks... Renji...Well there can be only one. |
2008-10-03, 12:00 | Link #579 | |
Senior Member
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Aw that's mean, I like Wabisuke
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