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ShinNoNoir · 2007-01-22, 21:59

Ok so it's a fart joke/video, don't watch if you don't enjoy that kind of humor

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...genre%3Acomedy

phantom_ryder · 2007-01-25, 08:41

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Hehehehehe, this post about England taking over USA is hilarious!

I agree! funny funny

my favourite is number 18.

Lavabyle · 2007-01-25, 19:10

One time there were these gay burglars loose in my house. They broke in and rearranged my furniture.

Riker · 2007-01-28, 02:14

My friend sent me this YouTube link, it was a clip from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
I laughed hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwQnlZIAfg4

ShinNoNoir · 2007-01-28, 11:07

priceless Riker, thx XD

here's a little something with telemarketers..

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

JanthraX^ · 2007-01-29, 12:31

Public Infomation Broadcast about driving,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-892c_QXfs

Spectacular_Insanity · 2007-01-29, 22:09

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Originally Posted by Riker

My friend sent me this YouTube link, it was a clip from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
I laughed hard.

FOCROFLMAO!!!!!! I remember that episode. It was indeed hilarious. Great find.

Come to think of it, I've never seen a Whose Line epi that I HAVEN'T liked.

Edit: I found this little number on GS Syndicate:

The Monsta Dance
It's basically a bunch of gif monsters from Golden Sun dancing to the song "Safety Dance" from Men Without Hats. It's goofy.

Spectacular_Insanity · 2007-01-29, 22:58

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU COULD IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM BE OFFENDED BY THIS, OR FIND ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY ANYWHERE NEAR POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE, OR OTHERWISE THINK THAT YOU MIGHT DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN LAUGH.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED SO IF YOU READ ANYTHING MORE THAN A JOKE INTO THIS IT'S YOUR OWN F***ING FAULT.

12 Things to Never Say to a Cop

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around... That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Spectacular_Insanity · 2007-01-29, 23:03

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. "

"Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.

We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people."

"The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.

Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.

Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Aoie_Emesai · 2007-01-29, 23:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riker

My friend sent me this YouTube link, it was a clip from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
I laughed hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwQnlZIAfg4

I've seen pratically all of the them, but I haven't seen this one. Great stuff.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Hahahah, Great joke ^_^. 11/10

Aoie_Emesai · 2007-01-29, 23:24

Opps, double post.

Spectacular_Insanity · 2007-01-30, 01:05

Spiders on Drugs

This is hilarious. Or I'm easily amused. Or both.

This is Albinoblacksheep.com. It's got funny stuff, from the Numa Numa song to Do The Mario. I guess you gotta be a real dork like me to find this stuff funny, though...

Aoie_Emesai · 2007-01-30, 22:28

One of the greatest Family Guy clip of all time.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/241591...noying_stewie/

ps: For more Family Guys clips go here http://www.metacafe.com/tags/family_guy/

i see... phantom_ryder is the one who brought up all these old threads.

gummybear · 2007-01-31, 00:11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9QwK5EHSmg

Aoie_Emesai · 2007-01-31, 01:10

Feels like watching Bill Nye the science guy all over again in Elementary School ^_^.

PLATE TECTONIC! hahaha, my favorite phrase form that series other than Pangea.

Spectacular_Insanity · 2007-01-31, 01:59

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Originally Posted by Aoie_Emesai

One of the greatest Family Guy clip of all time.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/241591...noying_stewie/

Lol. That was indeed hilarious, and very much in the style of Family Guy. It reminds me of the one scene where Peter falls down, clutches his knee and moans like the moron he his for, oh say, two minutes or so.

Spectacular_Insanity · 2007-01-31, 03:16

Someone with entirely too much time on his/her hands....

CLICKY!!

Edit: And yes, I do have a sever case of insomnia.

OutPhase · 2007-01-31, 18:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aoie_Emesai

One of the greatest Family Guy clip of all time.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/241591...noying_stewie/

"Greatest"? That's a mighty funny way to spell "crappiest". Remember when Family Guy didn't try to fail miserably at comedic timing but rather just put the joke gun of "auto-fire"? I miss those days. Family Guy cannot pull off comedic timing to save it's time block on Fox.

Aoie_Emesai · 2007-02-01, 01:35

Family Guy uses the same scheme of things when they go about with the show. Scene 1, Scene 2, "Remember when I did this such and such." Repeat.

Razer_2mb - And sorry I don't remember that back then. But I thank you for the history lesson.

phantom_ryder · 2007-02-01, 06:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oneesama

[B]

hm........
1st attempt

A boy wrote this letter home from Camp:
Drear Mom and Dad:
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Be$t Wi$he$
Your $on $ammy

His parents wrote back:
Dear Sammy:
NOthing much is happening here. Please write aNOther letter soon. Bye for NOw. Love, Mom and Dad

[

lol i thought this one was hilarious, but like some of the other people, i didnt really get the second joke.. lol.. i kinda wanna go on a trip somewhere or something just to be able to send a note like this to my parents!

2007-01-28, 02:14	Link #684
Riker Peek a boo Graphic Designer Join Date: Dec 2005	My friend sent me this YouTube link, it was a clip from Whose Line Is It Anyway. I laughed hard. <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/LwQnlZIAfg4">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwQnlZIAfg4

2007-01-29, 22:58	Link #688
Spectacular_Insanity Ha ha ha ha ha... Graphic Designer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Right behind you. Age: 35	12 Things to Never Say to a Cop DISCLAIMER: DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU COULD IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM BE OFFENDED BY THIS, OR FIND ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY ANYWHERE NEAR POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE, OR OTHERWISE THINK THAT YOU MIGHT DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN LAUGH. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED SO IF YOU READ ANYTHING MORE THAN A JOKE INTO THIS IT'S YOUR OWN F*ING FAULT. 12 Things to Never Say to a Cop** 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around... That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" __________________

2007-01-29, 23:03	Link #689
Spectacular_Insanity Ha ha ha ha ha... Graphic Designer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Right behind you. Age: 35	The very nature of politics A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. " "Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people." "The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit." __________________

2007-01-29, 23:24	Link #691
Aoie_Emesai ♪♫ Maya Iincho ♩♬ Artist Join Date: May 2004 Location: Unnecessary Age: 37	Opps, double post. __________________ How to Give / Receive Criticism on your work / Like to draw? Come join Artists Alike Visit my Deviantart Or Blog ~A Child should always surpass his/her parent, Remember.

2007-01-30, 01:05	Link #692
Spectacular_Insanity Ha ha ha ha ha... Graphic Designer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Right behind you. Age: 35	Spiders on Drugs Spiders on Drugs This is hilarious. Or I'm easily amused. Or both. This is Albinoblacksheep.com. It's got funny stuff, from the Numa Numa song to Do The Mario. I guess you gotta be a real dork like me to find this stuff funny, though... __________________

2007-01-22, 21:59	Link #681
ShinNoNoir Nothing to see, move it. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Montreal, Canada Age: 48	Ok so it's a fart joke/video, don't watch if you don't enjoy that kind of humor http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...genre%3Acomedy

2007-01-25, 19:10	Link #683
Lavabyle A Ninny Moose Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Loitering around Age: 31	One time there were these gay burglars loose in my house. They broke in and rearranged my furniture.

2007-01-28, 11:07	Link #685
ShinNoNoir Nothing to see, move it. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Montreal, Canada Age: 48	priceless Riker, thx XD here's a little something with telemarketers.. http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

2007-01-29, 12:31	Link #686
JanthraX^ Ace Archer Join Date: Jan 2006 Age: 36	Public Infomation Broadcast about driving, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-892c_QXfs

2007-01-30, 22:28	Link #693
Aoie_Emesai ♪♫ Maya Iincho ♩♬ Artist Join Date: May 2004 Location: Unnecessary Age: 37	One of the greatest Family Guy clip of all time. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/241591...noying_stewie/ ps: For more Family Guys clips go here http://www.metacafe.com/tags/family_guy/ i see... phantom_ryder is the one who brought up all these old threads. __________________ How to Give / Receive Criticism on your work / Like to draw? Come join Artists Alike Visit my Deviantart Or Blog ~A Child should always surpass his/her parent, Remember. Last edited by Aoie_Emesai; 2007-01-30 at 23:48.

2007-01-31, 00:11	Link #694
gummybear MUDKIP MUD! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Beside a road, next to a tree	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9QwK5EHSmg __________________ Hahahaha, nothing beats the classics

2007-01-31, 01:10	Link #695
Aoie_Emesai ♪♫ Maya Iincho ♩♬ Artist Join Date: May 2004 Location: Unnecessary Age: 37	Feels like watching Bill Nye the science guy all over again in Elementary School ^_^. PLATE TECTONIC! hahaha, my favorite phrase form that series other than Pangea. __________________ How to Give / Receive Criticism on your work / Like to draw? Come join Artists Alike Visit my Deviantart Or Blog ~A Child should always surpass his/her parent, Remember.

2007-01-31, 03:16	Link #697
Spectacular_Insanity Ha ha ha ha ha... Graphic Designer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Right behind you. Age: 35	Someone with entirely too much time on his/her hands.... CLICKY!! Edit: And yes, I do have a sever case of insomnia. __________________

2007-02-01, 01:35	Link #699
Aoie_Emesai ♪♫ Maya Iincho ♩♬ Artist Join Date: May 2004 Location: Unnecessary Age: 37	Family Guy uses the same scheme of things when they go about with the show. Scene 1, Scene 2, "Remember when I did this such and such." Repeat. Razer_2mb - And sorry I don't remember that back then. But I thank you for the history lesson. __________________ How to Give / Receive Criticism on your work / Like to draw? Come join Artists Alike Visit my Deviantart Or Blog ~A Child should always surpass his/her parent, Remember.