The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]

[Forceflow]

Originally Posted by Cat Megex

...Darn you! You made me waste about four hours at work. (Luckily, I'm only an intern, what I was working on at the moment wasn't time-sensitive, and nobody really seemed to notice. But still....)

*note: "damn" not used because it wasn't that bad of a situation*

And my job is done.

IAmNotMakingThisUp

[dkellis]

While it's not really anyone's fault per se (other than mine), I have to mention, just for informational purposes, that linking to TVTropes in my presence is very much like waving around bottles of beer in front of a recovering alcoholic going cold turkey.

[shaoron]

Originally Posted by Cat Megex

More like English -> Chinese -> English trans. XD

which is what you call china-trans

[Arceon]

Originally Posted by Forceflow

And my job is done.

IAmNotMakingThisUp

Damn You! I wasted 2 hours going through various links. . .

[Cat Megex]

Originally Posted by shaoron

which is what you call china-trans

No, it's what you call lolcats without the pictures.

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

TV Tropes, more addictive than crack.

*e* Oh, and before anyone tries to correct me, I do mean "crack," not "CRACK."

[garra113]

Ok I was seriously bored so I thought up of something stupid right here in Chapter 7 Volume 1. Lol

Spoiler for This Might Fit O_o:

Looking at his handsome and lively face, I remembered Nagato's "evolution possibility", Asahina-senpai's "temporal distortion", and Itsuko treating Haruki as "God". But what is Haruki to me? What do I think about him?

Haruki is Haruki, what else can I say? I didn't intend to just answer like that though. Yet, I didn't have a definite answer. I knew it'd come to this, right? If you had pointed at the classmate behind me and asked, "What is he to you?" - how do you think I would answer? ...This, I'm sorry, I'm going in circles again! To me, Haruki's not just an ordinary classmate, and certainly not any "evolution possibility", "temporal distortion" or even "God".

The giant turned in our direction. Despite not having any eyes, I could still feel it looking right at us. It took a step towards us, which had to be a couple of meters at the least, with how quickly it shortened the distance between us even though it was walking so slowly.

I knew what I had to do. After all, Asahina-senpai and Nagato had both given me such obvious hints: the Frog Prince, and the Snow Queen. Please, there's no way I didn't know what the Frog Prince is supposed to mean! And in that context, I remembered how the brave girl had gotten her love back from the Snow Queen. The answer was right in front of me.

This sucks. Asahina-senpai, Nagato, how could you ask me to do such a thing? There's still my feelings to consider too, you know! That sort of thing is very important to a girl! Besides, even if I went through with it, there was no way Haruki would turn into a handsome prince just like that.

But it was probably the only way to escape the Snow Queen's palace. My rationality screamed out against it, but humans were never the sort to listen solely to reason, since we were full of what Nagato would call "noise" in our data. I planted myself firmly in front of Haruki, and looked him square in the eye.

"What is it now..."

"You know, you got it all mixed up in the clubroom."

"Huh?"

"He was only helping me up and all that and we weren't doing anything indecent"


"What are you talking about?"

Seems like he doesn't get it at all.

"Haruki, I'm pregant"




Lol. Although this has nothing to do with the Snow Queen and Frog Prince, I feel like I just put a WTF moment in there just for the laughs =\.

This might actually make Haruki snap now that I think about it O_o

Then my brain stops here.... Lol...

Feel free to give me the banhammer if you like lol.

[Kagedanji]

So, anything accomplished yet? Lurking to find out hurts my fingers.

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

Originally Posted by garra113

Ok I was seriously bored so I thought up of something stupid right here in Chapter 7 Volume 1. Lol


*snip*


Then my brain stops here.... Lol...

Feel free to give me the banhammer if you like lol.

...

Spoiler for lol CRACK:

"So who's the father?"

"Asahina-sempai"

"Yeah right. If you're going to try that sort of thing, at least make it sound believable."

[shaoron]

Originally Posted by garra113

Ok I was seriously bored so I thought up of something stupid right here in Chapter 7 Volume 1. Lol


*snip*

Then my brain stops here.... Lol...

Feel free to give me the banhammer if you like lol.

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

... so where did you come up with the 12 mana to play and activate that?

[garra113]

Boredom and intense fapping of Kyon-ko NSFW pics made my brain dead.

[shaoron]

Originally Posted by Kogetsu Shirogane

... so where did you come up with the 12 mana to play and activate that?

3 4 possible sources...
1) Unlimited mana works (aka cheats, i.e. shark)
2) haruki/haruhi
3) Nagato hijacking haruki/haruhi's power
4) mod

[Cat Megex]

Originally Posted by shaoron

3 4 possible sources...
1) Unlimited mana works (aka cheats, i.e. shark)
2) haruki/haruhi
3) Nagato hijacking haruki/haruhi's power
4) mod

You forgot 5) CRACK

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

... oh... well okay then.

*steals it next turn*

*e* And before you get any ideas about using it on me before then... see that staff in my avatar? It's called the "Clout of the Dominus," and gives blue creatures shroud(meaning they can't be targeted by spells or abilities)

[shaoron]

Originally Posted by Cat Megex

You forgot 5) CRACK

ok... 5.. FIVE possible sources...
and no, i'm not going to turn this into a spanish Inquisition even if no one expects them....

*looks around*

[garra113]

My story lacks CRACK. Or probably its full of it lol... Man I'm bored.... Waiting on C74 T-T. Getting my uTorrent ready for any items up for Kyon-ko lol.

Spoiler for What in the world.... *Dies of massive bleeding*:

[zhurai-tsuki]

Originally Posted by garra113

Ok I was seriously bored so I thought up of something stupid right here in Chapter 7 Volume 1. Lol

Spoiler for This Might Fit O_o:

Looking at his handsome and lively face, I remembered Nagato's "evolution possibility", Asahina-senpai's "temporal distortion", and Itsuko treating Haruki as "God". But what is Haruki to me? What do I think about him?

Haruki is Haruki, what else can I say? I didn't intend to just answer like that though. Yet, I didn't have a definite answer. I knew it'd come to this, right? If you had pointed at the classmate behind me and asked, "What is he to you?" - how do you think I would answer? ...This, I'm sorry, I'm going in circles again! To me, Haruki's not just an ordinary classmate, and certainly not any "evolution possibility", "temporal distortion" or even "God".

The giant turned in our direction. Despite not having any eyes, I could still feel it looking right at us. It took a step towards us, which had to be a couple of meters at the least, with how quickly it shortened the distance between us even though it was walking so slowly.

I knew what I had to do. After all, Asahina-senpai and Nagato had both given me such obvious hints: the Frog Prince, and the Snow Queen. Please, there's no way I didn't know what the Frog Prince is supposed to mean! And in that context, I remembered how the brave girl had gotten her love back from the Snow Queen. The answer was right in front of me.

This sucks. Asahina-senpai, Nagato, how could you ask me to do such a thing? There's still my feelings to consider too, you know! That sort of thing is very important to a girl! Besides, even if I went through with it, there was no way Haruki would turn into a handsome prince just like that.

But it was probably the only way to escape the Snow Queen's palace. My rationality screamed out against it, but humans were never the sort to listen solely to reason, since we were full of what Nagato would call "noise" in our data. I planted myself firmly in front of Haruki, and looked him square in the eye.

"What is it now..."

"You know, you got it all mixed up in the clubroom."

"Huh?"

"He was only helping me up and all that and we weren't doing anything indecent"


"What are you talking about?"

Seems like he doesn't get it at all.

"Haruki, I'm pregant"




Lol. Although this has nothing to do with the Snow Queen and Frog Prince, I feel like I just put a WTF moment in there just for the laughs =\.

This might actually make Haruki snap now that I think about it O_o

Then my brain stops here.... Lol...

Feel free to give me the banhammer if you like lol.

the last line in that is just lol..

[CrowKenobi]

Originally Posted by shaoron

ok... 5.. FIVE possible sources...
and no, i'm not going to turn this into a spanish Inquisition even if no one expects them....

*looks around*

Spoiler for guess:

Spoiler for guess again:

[Cat Megex]

@CrowKenobi: nice avatar. Wolf and Spice image 'shopped to look like Haruhi and Kyon, eh? XD