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~~User65554~~ · 2007-10-21, 17:27

Barry Scott FTW

Is the first one done by the same guy who did the 'Calm Down Dear' remix? They seem similar...

Iambankai · 2007-10-22, 09:01

Funny, I searched for ''Jeff Dunham'' in this thread, but no replies with a video from him, so I am happy to post this HILARIOS video

!

Spoiler for Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist:

Thrasher187 · 2007-10-22, 12:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iambankai

Funny, I searched for ''Jeff Dunham'' in this thread, but no replies with a video from him, so I am happy to post this HILARIOS video

!

Spoiler for Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist:

LMAO!!! My favorite part was when he was like, "SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU!!!"

And now, for Dane Cook! (^_^)

Spoiler for Dane Cook: Abducted:

Spoiler for Dane Cook: Car Accident:

Spoiler for Dane Cook: Not so Kool-Aide:

Reno · 2007-10-24, 13:38

Whew I cought this thread just before it escaped to the other page.

Ok I haven't any pics but here are some GREAT... things to work out. Some should make you laugh laugh.

So here we go:

A horse is outside a saloon bar, tied to a piece of of rope five metres long. There is a bale of hay seven metres away from the hose. If the horse is tied to a piece of rope five metres long, how come he can eat the hay whenever he wants?

Spoiler for the answer:

Two look-a-like boys were at a party and a stranger said, "You two must be twins." The boys laughed and said, "We have the same parants and were bron on the same day, in the same year, but we are not twins." How come?

Spoiler for the answer:

A dude was driving round the M25. He was driving at 70 miles per hour, was sober, wearing a searing a seat belt and had a valid tax disk. He passed three cars withput breaking the speed limit. Yet he was still stopped by the police and booked. Why?

Spoiler for the answer:

Hope you're getting the hang of this now!

William lives with his parents. They went out and the next door neighbour, Syvie, came round to spend the evening with him, wathcing the television. At one point Sylvie popped abck home for a video. Whilst she was out two men came in to the apartment and, totally ignoring William, took the TV set and video recorder. William had never seen these men before and they ahd no right to take the TV and video recorder, but he did nothing to stop them. In fact he didn't even show any surprise. How come?

Spoiler for the answer:

some pieces of coal, a carrot and an old hat were lying in the middle of a lawn. Nobody had put them on the grass, and they didn't fall out of a plane. (Or a helicopter.

). How did they get there?

Spoiler for the answer:

A cowboy rode in to a town on Friday. He stayed for three days without ever leaving and rode out again on Friday. How come?

Spoiler for the answer:

On a very cold night you reach a survival hut with only one match. there is a gas oven, a coal burning fire and an oil lamp. To be sure of survival, which one of these must you light first?

Spoiler for the answer:

A taxi Driver was going the wrong way up a one way street. He passed some policemen who didn't stop him, or show any sign of surprise. How come?

Spoiler for the answer:

starry_sky45 · 2007-10-24, 20:45

oh man this cracked me up

Spoiler for :

Thrasher187 · 2007-10-25, 15:16

@reno: LOLz! Those jokes cracked me up

Here's some Engrish:

Spoiler for Engrish:

Kensuke · 2007-10-25, 15:33

Windows XP-tan start up.

Spoiler:

~~User65554~~ · 2007-10-25, 16:24

Heres a parody of those anti-piracy ads

Spoiler for parody:

starry_sky45 · 2007-10-25, 20:10

Spoiler for Fish:

Reno · 2007-10-25, 20:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by VK-Pitt

Heres a parody of those anti-piracy ads

Spoiler for parody:

HAHA! I loved that!

Thrasher187 · 2007-10-25, 21:28

Spoiler for LARP PacMan:

Spoiler for PacMan meets Super Mario:

Pendevous · 2007-10-27, 11:56

New jokes:

Quote:

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

"They're Carol's."

Quote:

An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy. "Just do whatever I tell you to do." One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. "Get the hammer over there," he said. "When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard." Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith.

JustInn14 · 2007-10-27, 23:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by VK-Pitt

Heres a parody of those anti-piracy ads

Spoiler for parody:

O_O

http://www.tekzoned.com/instest/

Test your insanity!

~~User65554~~ · 2007-10-28, 07:51

Spoiler for Police advertising on the back of a bus:

Reno · 2007-10-28, 14:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustInn14

O_O

http://www.tekzoned.com/instest/

Test your insanity!

Omg I BET that's one of those internet videos that make you jump! I mean it's showing all the signs. "Turn your speakers up... stare at the picture."

Thrasher187 · 2007-10-28, 15:18

time for some funny piks:

Spoiler for piks:

The Chaos · 2007-10-28, 15:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrasher187

time for some funny piks:

Spoiler for piks:

really funny and I liked sakaki one is batter then susaki but is't really the translation is right??

Thrasher187 · 2007-10-28, 15:45

Found this LOL!

~~User65554~~ · 2007-10-28, 17:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrasher187

Found this LOL!

LOL it is.

Thrasher187 · 2007-10-28, 18:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrasher187

Found this LOL!

Quote:

Originally Posted by VK-Pitt

LOL it is.

That pik fits the criteria for a sig, so consider it a freebee.

Ok, heres more piks so I don't look like I'm spamming

Spoiler for Funny pikz:

2007-10-22, 09:01	Link #1182
Iambankai Surprised Espada Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Please don't ask.	Funny, I searched for ''Jeff Dunham'' in this thread, but no replies with a video from him, so I am happy to post this HILARIOS video ! Spoiler for Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist: http://youtube.com/watch?v=MugQDD2FcKQ Last edited by Iambankai; 2007-10-22 at 11:47.

2007-10-24, 13:38	Link #1184
Reno Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: It's called Earth	Whew I cought this thread just before it escaped to the other page. Ok I haven't any pics but here are some GREAT... things to work out. Some should make you laugh laugh. So here we go: A horse is outside a saloon bar, tied to a piece of of rope five metres long. There is a bale of hay seven metres away from the hose. If the horse is tied to a piece of rope five metres long, how come he can eat the hay whenever he wants? Spoiler for the answer: The other end of the rope wasn't attatched to anything! Two look-a-like boys were at a party and a stranger said, "You two must be twins." The boys laughed and said, "We have the same parants and were bron on the same day, in the same year, but we are not twins." How come? Spoiler for the answer: They were two of triplets. A dude was driving round the M25. He was driving at 70 miles per hour, was sober, wearing a searing a seat belt and had a valid tax disk. He passed three cars withput breaking the speed limit. Yet he was still stopped by the police and booked. Why? Spoiler for the answer: He was driving the wrong way down the moterway! Hope you're getting the hang of this now! William lives with his parents. They went out and the next door neighbour, Syvie, came round to spend the evening with him, wathcing the television. At one point Sylvie popped abck home for a video. Whilst she was out two men came in to the apartment and, totally ignoring William, took the TV set and video recorder. William had never seen these men before and they ahd no right to take the TV and video recorder, but he did nothing to stop them. In fact he didn't even show any surprise. How come? Spoiler for the answer: William is a baby! ^_^ some pieces of coal, a carrot and an old hat were lying in the middle of a lawn. Nobody had put them on the grass, and they didn't fall out of a plane. (Or a helicopter. ). How did they get there? Spoiler for the answer: They belonged to a snowman who had melted. A cowboy rode in to a town on Friday. He stayed for three days without ever leaving and rode out again on Friday. How come? Spoiler for the answer: His horses name was Friday. On a very cold night you reach a survival hut with only one match. there is a gas oven, a coal burning fire and an oil lamp. To be sure of survival, which one of these must you light first? Spoiler for the answer: The match. A taxi Driver was going the wrong way up a one way street. He passed some policemen who didn't stop him, or show any sign of surprise. How come? Spoiler for the answer: Get this! The taxi driver was walking!!

2007-10-24, 20:45	Link #1185
starry_sky45 Cherry Blossom~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Across the Universe Age: 31	oh man this cracked me up Spoiler for : __________________

2007-10-25, 15:33	Link #1187
Kensuke Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Finland	Windows XP-tan start up. Spoiler: <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/CWydEW-VO6A">watch on YouTube</a>.</p>

2007-10-25, 16:24	Link #1188
~~User65554~~ Disabled By Request Join Date: Aug 2007	Heres a parody of those anti-piracy ads Spoiler for parody: <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/eAr7zKxjCDY">watch on YouTube</a>.</p>

2007-10-21, 17:27	Link #1181
~~User65554~~ Disabled By Request Join Date: Aug 2007	Barry Scott FTW Is the first one done by the same guy who did the 'Calm Down Dear' remix? They seem similar...

2007-10-25, 15:16	Link #1186
Thrasher187 Spellcaster Artist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Florida Age: 38	@reno: LOLz! Those jokes cracked me up Here's some Engrish: Spoiler for Engrish:

2007-10-25, 20:10	Link #1189
starry_sky45 Cherry Blossom~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Across the Universe Age: 31	Spoiler for Fish: <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/kJEacTZmd7I">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> __________________

2007-10-25, 21:28	Link #1191
Thrasher187 Spellcaster Artist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Florida Age: 38	Spoiler for LARP PacMan: <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/QpL2jp6mGVo">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> Spoiler for PacMan meets Super Mario: <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/jX2Vd6gZCbw">watch on YouTube</a>.</p>

2007-10-28, 07:51	Link #1194
~~User65554~~ Disabled By Request Join Date: Aug 2007	Spoiler for Police advertising on the back of a bus:

2007-10-28, 15:18	Link #1196
Thrasher187 Spellcaster Artist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Florida Age: 38	time for some funny piks: Spoiler for piks:

2007-10-28, 15:45	Link #1198
Thrasher187 Spellcaster Artist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Florida Age: 38	Found this LOL!