2009-04-09, 14:00
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Ha ha ha ha ha...
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 35
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Spoiler for NSFW language:
 
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2009-04-10, 00:13
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We want chicken tonight
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Melbourne - Australia
Age: 33
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People here the anthem of the nerds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDiDK_yBCw0
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2009-04-10, 00:53
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Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
Join Date: Dec 2005
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An American tourist goes on a trip to China . While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days. The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'. The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'. The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'. The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?' What, cut you dick off !!! The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!' 'Oh Thank God!', the man replies. 'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.' +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows. The Irishman then replies, 'Well... it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.' The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.' The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Irish were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.' And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!' The Irishman replies, 'Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish who introduced it to women.'
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2009-04-10, 10:05
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Ha ha ha ha ha...
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 35
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And the second one is truly a battle of epic proporttions.
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2009-04-11, 08:17
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Imouto-Chan♥
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: England
Age: 30
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6mnZ...e=channel_page
Can someone edit that into a video thing I dont know how to do it. But I thought it was awesome and funny 
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2009-04-11, 09:15
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Paparazzi
Join Date: Mar 2008
Age: 41
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Like so: [youtube]X6mnZlLDJHw[/youtube] |
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