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Old 2004-04-16, 16:43   Link #1
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You know you've watched too much naruto when...

ok ill start it off, heres a few i made earlier

You know you've watched too much naruto when...

1. Every time you get into a fight you get wasted as you spend the whole time trying to summon chakra.

2. You practice forming hand signs every night. Here's a link so you can see all the hand signs and their meanings.

3.You put the above link in your favourites and do at least 30 minutes of handsigning practice a night.

4. You walk around with your eyes closed only opening them from time to time.

5. You paint whiskers on your face
6. You get a can of deodorant and then spray it over a lighter to prove you can do Sasuke's fire thing. You know with the fire out the mouth...pictured right...

7. You wear the same clothes everyday (this is true for every anime)

8. Every time you see a fox you build up your courage and ask if you can borrow its powers

9. You make an order for some contact lenses that make it look like you have sharingan

10. You agree to pay more than 100 for them

11. You see yourself in the mirror and think you have performed shadow clone skill. You know the one with Naruto where he copies himself...

12. You decide that if your going to be Naruto you are gonna to have to eat loads of Naruto's which is a Japanese food also known as fish sausage.

13. You draw a seal on your stomach and then when you realise know one will see that you are Naruto you decide to walk outside with no top on.

14. You truly believe that all the openings and endings of Naruto are the best songs ever and await their entry into the TOP 40 chart hits.

15. Every time you see a shadow you leg it in case Shikamuru is trying to trap you with his special shadow trapping thing...

16. You wear an eye patch but realise you look stupid because you can't lift it up and show everyone your sharingan. Go back to point 9 to get some sharingan contact lenses.

17. You attempt to walk sideways up a tree but then fall and become paraylysed

18. While in hospital (paralysed) you jump out the window and start doing press-ups outside on the lawn saying to yourself "if I don't do 100 more press-ups I'll have to do 1000 sit-ups.

19. You go to Ireland and get two three leaf clovers. You then rip one leaf off one clover and attach it to the other. Finally you paint it crimson but red will do and make a wish that you were Naruto. When nothing happens you take another trip to Ireland claiming you must have picked a bad clover.

20. You become emotional over the smallest of things.

21. Every time you see a bug you think that Shino is trying to attack you.

22. You don't pluck your eyebrows for 20 years and let your hair grow into a mushroom style.

23. Your hard drive is dangerously overloaded with Naruto music, episodes, images etc

24. You disown your parents and decide to live on your own at the age of 14.

25. You play the Naruto song 'Victory' and shout out loud "Kakashi is So Cool!"

ok im done, someone elses turn. More on my site here
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Old 2004-04-16, 16:47   Link #2
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I have a feeling this thread is getting owned ... but I'll do one anyways.


... when ...

You decide to save up money so when summer rolls up you can get a camouflaged bulletproof armor that you think looks like the vest jounins wear.
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Old 2004-04-16, 16:51   Link #3
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AHAAHAH THIS THREAD IS FUNNY!!!

when you get super hyped up hearing naruto music.
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Old 2004-04-16, 16:54   Link #4
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SSHHH! You're not supposed to tell anyone kakashilion!!

Not that I do some of the above myself no no no.
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Old 2004-04-16, 16:55   Link #5
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... when

you get a second hard drive because your first one is overloaded with naruto music, episodes and pictures. (this one has been done by teh Lex)
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Old 2004-04-16, 16:58   Link #6
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...When

You get an insatiable urge to kill, and then wear the body as your own in a twisted way of stealing the body so you never age, ala Orochimaru.
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:00   Link #7
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... when

you try to channel Kyubi chakra every time someone really pisses you off
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:00   Link #8
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when you try to cut yourself with a knife thinking sand would protect you but afterall you end up in a hospital.
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:01   Link #9
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when you begin posting on forums about naruto.
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:02   Link #10
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this is a proud moment for my first ever succesful thread.

time to turn up the victory song
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:02   Link #11
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...You kill your family, except for your little brother, and then take off into the night after telling him to become stronger and hunt you down.
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:03   Link #12
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...when you gouge out your left eye (preferably known as spooning) and replacing it with a custom made glass sharingan eye.

Dude, you would rock at the anime cons!
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:06   Link #13
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when you inhabit "What a Character Would Never Say" and understand every joke.
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:08   Link #14
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when you try to scream and shake the whole world!

When you color your hair and say you are a super saiyan!


wait isn't this DBZ
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:08   Link #15
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... When you post more than 10 post in a Naruto forum ^^
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:09   Link #16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lexander
I have a feeling this thread is getting owned ... but I'll do one anyways.


... when ...

You decide to save up money so when summer rolls up you can get a camouflaged bulletproof armor that you think looks like the vest jounins wear.

LOL, pwned?

(ups, i'm offtopic)

When you get your legs sepparated from the body after trying to move with 200pounds weights around them.
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:11   Link #17
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When you want Ramen Girl to actually be a major character.

Vote ppl!
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:17   Link #18
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When you want Ramen Girl to actually be a major character.

Vote ppl!

hell yeah!

when you think about where to get naruto hentai doujins.

when you have found the said doujins

when you have printed said douins

when you have made a wallpaper (like, the stuff on walls... not desktop) out of doujins

when you share them with your friends

when your mother asks for your WP.
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hell yeah!

when you think about where to get naruto hentai doujins.

when you have found the said doujins

when you have printed said douins

when you have made a wallpaper (like, the stuff on walls... not desktop) out of doujins

when you share them with your friends

when your mother asks for your WP.
Hmm, I've only done up to the second step... Should I continue? Maybe not...
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Old 2004-04-16, 17:25   Link #20
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when ...

you posted in this thread.
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