A Laugh A Day

[Deathkillz]

Originally Posted by kayos

^ Ironic that the one in the camo uniform has sparkling boots while the one in dress uniform seem to be wearing dusty shoes (or boots, can't tell).

Anyway for my laugh of the day, if you're familiar with the song "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor then you'll find the spoiler amusing, it's a parody of it.

Spoiler for I Won't Revise:

At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision guide,
But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,
And I grew strong,
And I learned I could scrape along,

I won't look back, to any place,
When I can swallow 15 cans and get completely off my face,
I would have revised by the clock,
I would have had no spare time free,
If I'd thought for just one second my exams would bother me,

So all my notes, are on the floor,
Don't even matter... that there's no rock night anymore...
Weren't you the one,
Who tried to get me to revise?
You think I'd crumble? You think I'd work towards the skies?

Oh no, not I!
I won't revise! Unless I die of beer stains, I know I'll stay alive,
Though my money's at an end,
I've my overdraft to spend,
I won't revise,
I won't revise!

It took all the strength I had, not to act the part,
But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilty to myself,
I used to try,
But now I hold my head up high,

And you see me! Somebody new!
I'm not that mixed up weird bloke who wants a good 2:2
So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be free,
Coz I've done sod all revision, and I'm failing my degree,

Oh no, not I!
I won't revise,
I think that I may scrape a third, but I could be telling lies!
Let the lecturers all storm,
My bed's far too nice and warm,
I won't revise,
I won't revise,
oh dear!

Oh god...that reminded me of a good old youtube vid ^^

Jesus christ ~ I will survive

[Utter_iMADNESS]

^lol. That video's hilarious, disturbing, and somewhat confusing in the end. Did he actually get hit by the bus?? It sounded like he did from the many gasps from the people around him.

[gabbytay]

Originally Posted by Deathkillz

Oh god...that reminded me of a good old youtube vid ^^

Jesus christ ~ I will survive

It should be Jesus ~Didn't survive~

[~Chakra-Chan~]

What about this one?

Spoiler for Fart:

[onehp]

spoiler!! jesus dies!



"And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." Luke 13:37

[Aoie_Emesai]

Originally Posted by bigword

Funny Goal by Nistelrooy

Hahaha, payback ^^

Originally Posted by Deathkillz

Oh god...that reminded me of a good old youtube vid ^^

Jesus christ ~ I will survive

Hahaha, ^^ this is even better.

[kayos]

Time for another joke...

Spoiler for The Late Night Caller.:

A man is in bed with his wife when there’s a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It’s half past three in the morning.

I will happily ignore that he thinks, and tries to go back to sleep.

However, a louder knock follows.

“Aren’t you going to answer that?” asks his wife who is also awake now.

Not wanting a row he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs and opens the door to be greeted by a man standing outside.

“Hey mate,” says the stranger, “can you give me a push please?”

“You’re joking! It’s half past three in the morning. I was in bed fast asleep,” says the man and shuts the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened.

“That’s charming”, she says, “Don’t you remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way home, you had to knock at that house to get help? What would have happened if they had refused us?”

“OK, OK” he says in resignation, and gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the front door but can’t see the stranger anywhere. So he shouts, “Hello, do you still want a push?”

In the distance a voice cries out, “Yes please.”

Still unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?”

“Over here, on the swings.”

[Aoie_Emesai]

Originally Posted by kayos

Time for another joke...

Spoiler for The Late Night Caller.:

A man is in bed with his wife when there’s a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It’s half past three in the morning.

I will happily ignore that he thinks, and tries to go back to sleep.

However, a louder knock follows.

“Aren’t you going to answer that?” asks his wife who is also awake now.

Not wanting a row he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs and opens the door to be greeted by a man standing outside.

“Hey mate,” says the stranger, “can you give me a push please?”

“You’re joking! It’s half past three in the morning. I was in bed fast asleep,” says the man and shuts the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened.

“That’s charming”, she says, “Don’t you remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way home, you had to knock at that house to get help? What would have happened if they had refused us?”

“OK, OK” he says in resignation, and gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the front door but can’t see the stranger anywhere. So he shouts, “Hello, do you still want a push?”

In the distance a voice cries out, “Yes please.”

Still unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?”

“Over here, on the swings.”

Hahaha ^^, silly man.

[Spectacular_Insanity]

That Jesus video is a riot. Blasphemy has never been funnier, lol.

(I am totally going to Hell I just know it)

[anti-random]

^so true. LOL

[technomo12]

dammit all this are all soo funny exept the soccer link heheh

[kayos]

The Title speaks for itself...

...hope this doesn't offend anyone. I can't afford any more BAD REPS!!!

Spoiler for JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE, MAYBE NSFW...:

[aka Providence]

i've got one pic for more sweet blasphemy:

Spoiler for jesus...:

and one video...
the McRoll'd:

[Spectacular_Insanity]

^^ LMAO @ Sniper Jesus. Yep, one ticket to Hell, please. All aboard!

Spoiler for More sweet blasphemy, NSFW language:

<----- Jesus is back, and he's packin' some heat!

Okay, I'm done. I think the ground is gonna swallow me up.... either that, or a lightning bolt is gonna strike me down any second now...

Spoiler for Your US tax dollars at work:

[Evil Rick]

How many Mariachi singers are needed to change a light bulb?
4. One to change it and 3 to sing how much they miss the other bulb

The son arrive with his mother from school.
"Mom, mom, a boy in my class says that I'm gay!"
"Well, srike him!"
"I can't, he is very handsome..."

Kids playing in the car provoque accidents
Accidents in the car, provoque kids

They say that the people that are unsure is smartest
I wonder if it's true...

It's very good to work in team
That way you can blame another

Bonus! To discover the secret message click the first point and without release it, move the cursor to the second point!

*You do any stupid thing I told you. Don't?*

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Spoiler for NSFW language:

Spoiler for think of the catgirls!:

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Sorry for doubleposting, but I wanted to share this:

Spoiler for Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist, NSFW language:

[Avantoe]

Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

Sorry for doubleposting, but I wanted to share this:

Spoiler for Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist, NSFW language:

Ive seen this one before, still every time i watch it i LoL. Its soo funny!

[dora]

Really funny, if you like silly chicks, and in a funny mood, watch this!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1139395/girls_play

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[[DOT].L]

Starcraft players will probably find this amusing:

Spoiler: