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Old 2008-06-10, 04:19   Link #2341
Irenicus
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I forgot what anime they were based on..... It's one of the most notorious in history.
IIRC, it's Musashi Gundoh.
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http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php

Enter the link ! Learn to talk like Yoda, you will! Yeesssssss.
It actually responds differently if you diss Yoda, lol.

Guess what I typed in to get this:

"With soap and water go wash your mouth out! Yes, hmmm."
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Old 2008-06-10, 04:38   Link #2342
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My random takes on Yoda speaker:

~ Use yoda speak, do not!
To death laughing choke,
you will! Yeesssssss. ~

~ Squish big bugs, do not!
Make a mess, you will! ~

~ Jump off the cliff, do
not! Hurt head, you
will! Hmmmmmm. ~

~ Eat pies, do not! Grow
fat soon enough, you
will! Hmmmmmm. ~ ( Ignore this suggestion, eat as much as you like ^^ )

~ Bad, playing whit knives
is! Cleaner way, guns
are! Yes, hmmm. ~

~ Want cookies, do you,
hmm, hmm? Good whit
milk, it is. Got milk ,
hmm, hmm? Yes, hmmm. ~
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Old 2008-06-10, 04:41   Link #2343
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http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php

Enter the link ! Learn to talk like Yoda, you will! Yeesssssss.
Use this for all my posts, I will. Beware, you should.

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Old 2008-06-10, 19:38   Link #2344
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When shipping goes wrong:

Spoiler for Shipment of FAIL:
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Old 2008-06-11, 00:23   Link #2345
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When shipping goes wrong:

Spoiler for Shipment of FAIL:
He, he!

That image is real or is a photomontage?

Because if it is real...
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Old 2008-06-11, 04:18   Link #2346
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Jack Thompson never ceases to make me laugh my ass off.
http://www.gamepolitics.com/2008/06/...orms-out-court
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Old 2008-06-11, 04:48   Link #2347
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These Japanese game shows never cease to amuse me.
Funnies part is around 7:30-8:15. If you don't want to watch the whole movie, at least watch that part.


And a Taiwanese game show. The first game showed is probably the funniest.
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Old 2008-06-11, 06:08   Link #2348
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People who watched BB08 last night would know this joke too.

Spoiler:
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Old 2008-06-11, 13:15   Link #2349
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"The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in US. I've been doing my part, and I thank you for your help!"

Eliot Spitzer (former Governor, New York) tehehe
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Old 2008-06-11, 13:44   Link #2350
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"The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in US. I've been doing my part, and I thank you for your help!"

Eliot Spitzer (former Governor, New York) tehehe
Or, you know, not give everyone $600 and spend it on things like health care and social insurance that actually helps people. Everyone saids "hey look free money", but in reality that money is much better spent on social services.
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Old 2008-06-11, 18:58   Link #2351
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rofl at iphone shuffle and the shipment of fail, that made my day. i love this thread, always makes me happy.
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Old 2008-06-14, 12:43   Link #2352
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Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly
unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."

6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the Cox of the Oxford crew."

9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian ****s is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven ****s on the field."

10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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Old 2008-06-14, 13:51   Link #2353
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdbKdRajjFk

This never fails to make me laugh.
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Old 2008-06-14, 15:29   Link #2354
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those quotes are great kittochan hysterical, i can't believe people say that stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ19q...eature=related
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Old 2008-06-15, 18:01   Link #2355
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Thread's been quite today...
New Era Cap David Ortiz Commercial



Lucky Star vs. Ronald McDonald
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Old 2008-06-15, 21:03   Link #2356
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Thread's been quite today...
New Era Cap David Ortiz Commercial



Lucky Star vs. Ronald McDonald
hmm can't say which i like best probably lucky star one. that was funny and scary at the same time. there was a ronald mcdonald army
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Old 2008-06-16, 00:25   Link #2357
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Old 2008-06-16, 14:47   Link #2358
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Lucky Star vs. Ronald McDonald
Lol... what the F? Freaky and hilarious.
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Old 2008-06-17, 11:17   Link #2359
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"The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in US. I've been doing my part, and I thank you for your help!"

Eliot Spitzer (former Governor, New York) tehehe
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Originally Posted by PhantomRay
http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php

Enter the link ! Learn to talk like Yoda, you will! Yeesssssss.
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Sending each of us a $600 rebate, the federal government is. If we spend that money at wal-mart, to china the money goes. If to the arabs we spend it on gasoline it goes. If we buy a computer, go to india, will it. If we purchase fruits and vegetables, go to mexico, will it, honduras and guatemala. If we purchase a good car, go to germany, will it. If we purchase useless crap, go to taiwan and none of it will help the american economy, will it. To spend it on prostitutes and beer, the only way to keep that money here at home is, since the only products still produced in us, these are. Been doing my part, I have, and for your help I thank you.
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Old 2008-06-17, 11:56   Link #2360
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