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Old 2008-07-26, 03:26   Link #2541
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^ Yes.

You win an internet XD
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Old 2008-07-26, 11:28   Link #2542
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1968 vs 2008 What a Difference 40 Years Make

1968 vs 2008 What a Difference 40 Years Make

Scenario: Bob goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school
parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1968 -The principal comes over, looks at Bob's shotgun, goes to his car and
gets his gun to show Bob.
2008 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Bob hauled off to jail and
never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized
students and teachers.

Scenario: Sam and Dennis get into a fight during football
practice.
1968 - Players gather. Dennis wins. Dennis and Sam shake hands and walk off,
still buddies.
2008 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrest Dennis and Sam. Charge them
with assault, both expelled even though Sam started it.

Scenario:
Dan won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1968 - Dan sent to office and given a good paddling by Mr. Neher. Returns to
class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2008 - Dan given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD.
School gets extra money from state because Dan has a disability.

Scenario: Larry crashes into parked car late at night and his Dad
gives him a whipping with his belt.
1968 - Larry is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
and becomes a successful lawyer.
2008 - Larry's dad is arrested for child abuse. Larry removed to foster care
and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Larry's sister that she
remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Larry's mom
has affair with psychologist.

Scenario: Jeff gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1968 - Jeff shares aspirin with his principal down by the hallway.
2008 - Police called, Jeff expelled from school for drug violations. Car
searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Jim Hahner takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July,
puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1968 - Ants die.
2008 - FBI is called. Jim charged with domestic
terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers
confiscated, Jim's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never
allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Manuel fails high school English.
1968 - Manuel goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2008 - Manuel's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation
is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and
Manuel's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Manuel given
diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak
English.

Scenario: Dick buys a condom from Vern at Vern's Popcorn stand. His
mother finds it in his wallet by noticing the telltale "ring" in the
leather.
1968 - Dick is questioned by parents and grounded for 2 months, girlfriend
breaks up with him. Vern is prosecuted by city as a pervert and thrown in
jail for 2 years.
2008 - Dick is hailed as a hero for caring so much about preventing STD's
and unwanted pregnancy, school holds assembly in honor of Dick and his
sensitivity. Vern is lauded as "Businessman of the year".

Scenario: Eric falls while running between classes and scrapes his
knee. He is found crying by a teacher, Mary. Mary hugs Eric to comfort him.
1968 - In a short time, Eric feels better and goes on to class.
2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces 3 years in State Prison. Eric undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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Old 2008-07-26, 12:26   Link #2543
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Also many gamers might find this man amusing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I
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Old 2008-07-27, 07:51   Link #2544
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Just sharing my thoughts.

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A paranormal expert came in a farm, and made a survey. He gather all the farmers and started asking.

PA: Who among you experienced to have s*x with goats?
(a half deaf farmer raises his hand) F:Me! Me!
PA: So mister, how does it feel? And how come you seen the ghost?
F: Oh, I'm sorry, i thought it's "goats!" :]

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Gays Interviewed at a pageant.

Emcee: To what thing you compare your penis?

Gay1: Sleeping pills! It never wakes up!
Gay2: Rat! Scared of pussies!
Gay3: Dinosaur!

(The Emcee and the other gays got shocked) Emcee and the gays: What?! Why?

Gay3: It no longer exists! XD

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"No matter how strong we hold on, still there comes a time that suddenly, we fall."


-a emoting lizard. :]

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A dad just came home from india, saying that she has a gift for mom.

Dad: Mom! I have a gift for you!
Mom: What? (Got excited)
Dad: A 8 foot snake from india!
Mom: (Pissed) Are you kidding me?

... There's no way that a snake would have feet! Or maybe you're giving me an octupus? XD

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Sorry if it is corny. :]
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Old 2008-07-27, 08:02   Link #2545
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Old 2008-07-27, 11:36   Link #2546
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Old 2008-07-27, 12:46   Link #2547
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Old 2008-07-27, 14:48   Link #2548
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Also many gamers might find this man amusing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I
That was one of the saddest, stupidest and yet funniest things I have ever seen. Unfortunately, I've known people like that (elitist fanboys) and they annoy me to no end. Still, I love how he says he's an expert in Japanese culture, but he mispronounces 'nippon' and flat out says 'sudoku' instead of 'seppuku'.

This response had me dying :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsYPm...eature=related

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QFT. I'm atheist by the way.
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Old 2008-07-27, 16:45   Link #2549
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I Really lol'd at This one ..
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Old 2008-07-28, 13:05   Link #2550
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Old 2008-07-28, 14:17   Link #2551
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The people complaing about FF-13 for both consoles need to Diaf seriously im an x-box gamer and i dident even care in the first place, im happy with GOW2 and Fable2.... lol
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Old 2008-07-28, 14:59   Link #2552
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Also many gamers might find this man amusing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I
Supposedly that video is actually one huge troll meant to piss people off, but either way, the guy who made it is still an asshole.

And his screeching voice coupled with really bad pronunciation of japanese words (apart from the idiotic content of his rant) was especially painful.
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Old 2008-07-28, 16:25   Link #2553
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Yeah, apparently he goes by fragmaster on somethingawful.com and is known for stuff like this.
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Old 2008-07-28, 20:16   Link #2554
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All were good.

The Compaq FAQ is really funny. So is the Religion database or whatever
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Old 2008-07-29, 05:28   Link #2555
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Old 2008-07-29, 06:11   Link #2556
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Old 2008-07-29, 20:06   Link #2557
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Old 2008-07-29, 20:24   Link #2558
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1968 vs 2008 What a Difference 40 Years Make

Scenario: Bob goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school
parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1968 -The principal comes over, looks at Bob's shotgun, goes to his car and
gets his gun to show Bob.
2008 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Bob hauled off to jail and
never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized
students and teachers.
.
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.
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Scenario: Eric falls while running between classes and scrapes his
knee. He is found crying by a teacher, Mary. Mary hugs Eric to comfort him.
1968 - In a short time, Eric feels better and goes on to class.
2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces 3 years in State Prison. Eric undergoes 5 years of therapy.
What makes this not funny (to me) is how they exaggerate in each 2008 scenario. I know that people are way more politically correct nowadays, more people are sensitive and they are heard on matters, etc., but they go over board on things.

Yeah, some people could be tougher on matters, too. Some people are too sensitive. But also, things really are different nowadays, for better and for worse. Similarly, things were different in 1968...for the better and for the worse.
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Old 2008-07-29, 21:08   Link #2559
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hahahahahah ^^ now that's one big Pigeon ^^
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Old 2008-07-30, 09:40   Link #2560
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Thats just too funny.
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