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Old 2008-10-16, 12:49   Link #2921
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Old 2008-10-16, 13:07   Link #2922
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The final fight scene from Undefeatable, or "How not to make a Martial Arts Movie" And "Corniest James-Bond-One-Liner of all time."



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Is this edited by an chance ? this ones Fing hilarious
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Old 2008-10-16, 22:52   Link #2923
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The final fight scene from Undefeatable, or "How not to make a Martial Arts Movie" And "Corniest James-Bond-One-Liner of all time."



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wow that fight was epic...Yeah Cya!
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Old 2008-10-16, 23:16   Link #2924
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The final fight scene from Undefeatable, or "How not to make a Martial Arts Movie" And "Corniest James-Bond-One-Liner of all time."



Enjoy.
You've just killed me 3 time. As a fan of martial art movie, that was
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Old 2008-10-16, 23:18   Link #2925
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You've just killed me 3 time. As a fan of martial art movie, that was
I thought the same thing as well.
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Old 2008-10-16, 23:55   Link #2926
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wow that fight was epic...Yeah Cya!
I for one LOVED Cynthia Rothrox's excessive emphasis when she said "Keep an EYE out for you, Stingray."

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You've just killed me 3 time. As a fan of martial art movie, that was
Sincerest Apologies for any offence I may have caused.

That was, after all, an example of how you should NOT film a Martial Arts Movie.

But as an example of how you SHOULD make one. The singular greatest action sequence EVER committed to celluloid: The final battle of Once Upon A Time In China, (1992) starring Jet Li.



A funny video will be my next post. Till then, enjoy the sublime beauty of this one as a token of my apologies.
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Old 2008-10-17, 06:53   Link #2927
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For the downloaders at heart
(that more or less is everyone of us at somepoint, huh)

As for that kung fu video
1: wasn't as cheesy as i thought it'd be (probably cause of everyone's reactions)
2: There needs to be some kinda violence warning, esp for the last hook scene *cringes*

There's cheesy bad and then there's just cringing violence that those who are sensitive won't appreciate ><

Otherwise, musclely topless men, can't complain
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Old 2008-10-17, 09:20   Link #2928
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There's cheesy bad and then there's just cringing violence that those who are sensitive won't appreciate ><

Otherwise, musclely topless men, can't complain
The violence-warning has been added as requested, miss.

And:

How NOT to read your lines when acting in front of a camera.


Enjoy.
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Old 2008-10-18, 04:54   Link #2929
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The final fight scene from Undefeatable, or "How not to make a Martial Arts Movie" And "Corniest James-Bond-One-Liner of all time."



Warning: Graphic violence at end of video.

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I object to your classification of this clip. This is not martial arts. This is two wannabes whaling at each other until one falls down and doesnt get back up.
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Old 2008-10-18, 06:11   Link #2930
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I object to your classification of this clip. This is not martial arts. This is two wannabes whaling at each other until one falls down and doesnt get back up.
Well, as stated, it was an example of how not to make a movie of this genre.

The poor actor who played Stingray now lives his remaining days being the "girl" in gay-porn films.

The other guy, on the other hand, has no career.

Cynthia Rothrox (the girl) still has a healthy and steady income making straight to video trashfests.

Today, we have an all time Classic Arnie One-Liner:


Gee Mr Schwarzenegger, you really like to be literal, don't you?
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Old 2008-10-18, 18:38   Link #2931
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I dunno, maybe someone already posted this but this is really funny. Will Ferrell ftw lol

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Old 2008-10-18, 21:29   Link #2932
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An honst and highly realistic protrayal of Georbe Bush, thank you.

And as a follow up:



Enjoy!!
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Old 2008-10-19, 04:14   Link #2933
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Is this movie for real?

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Old 2008-10-19, 08:34   Link #2934
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Is this movie for real?
They took bits of what he said other times and put them together.
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Old 2008-10-19, 23:25   Link #2935
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A "Benny Hill" routine I made for visual arts class with a friend of mine:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=53FLdSqZveA

Enjoy!!
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Old 2008-10-20, 02:48   Link #2936
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The worlds funniest joke: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5064020.stm

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now WHAT?"
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Old 2008-10-20, 05:41   Link #2937
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The final fight scene from Undefeatable, or "How not to make a Martial Arts Movie" And "Corniest James-Bond-One-Liner of all time."



Warning: Graphic violence at end of video.

Enjoy.
Felt like mortal combat when they pulled there shirts off
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Old 2008-10-20, 05:43   Link #2938
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The worlds funniest joke: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5064020.stm

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now WHAT?"
I didn't find that funny at all...
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Old 2008-10-20, 10:52   Link #2939
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i thought it was
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Old 2008-10-20, 20:08   Link #2940
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I didn't find that funny at all...
Good to see there's somebody here who ALSO dosen't find the killing of innocent human beings funny.

NOTE: For those who now are going to scream "hypocrite" at me, note that the people killed in my videos is either a bullying jock who robs from small kids (the guy who got his head chopped off by Santa) greedy corporate exectuives (the shark food) or a raping murderer (the guy who gets a hook in both eyes). The humor of "Garbage Day" was drawn from the killer's bad acting, NOT the actual killing.

In other words, all evil animals who DESERVE to get laughed at, not innocent human beings.
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