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Old 2008-10-22, 06:33   Link #2961
Eczema
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Hmm, that Eczema’s a hard one to please…

S M I L E !
Ok how's this...

One of the urban legend that i really like is:

A senior high school student had his final English exam (which worth almost whole year study), and he had to write an essay to define the term "courage". Instead he wrote down 3 words:
"This is SPARTA"
He got full mark for that exam
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Old 2008-10-22, 06:43   Link #2962
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Ok how's this...

One of the urban legend that i really like is:

A senior high school student had his final English exam (which worth almost whole year study), and he had to write an essay to define the term "courage". Instead he wrote down 3 words:
"This is SPARTA"
He got full mark for that exam
That wasn't funny.



(Joke!)
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Old 2008-10-22, 08:18   Link #2963
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Old 2008-10-22, 14:12   Link #2964
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What little Billy thinks of Santa Clause:


Enjoy!!
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Old 2008-10-22, 16:09   Link #2965
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Top joke in Germany:
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That’s it.”
That is so...so Yossarian*.

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Old 2008-10-23, 15:37   Link #2966
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Stupid random thought:

Psychiatrist (P): What's 2+2?
Child (C): 5
P: Urm...okay, give me a simple sentence
C: I herd u liek mudkips
P: Weird but okay...what came first the chicken or the egg?
C: The aliens!
P: OKay you other kid what do you think about Bleach?
OK (Other kid): It is well written and has really complicated storylines beating Death Note in terms of mystery!
P: Ok then, parents of child ur son is complete normal....parents of other kid....I'm a afraid he is retarded
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Old 2008-10-23, 16:38   Link #2967
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misheard lyrics game of love not mine obviously...
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YksJhv8Fgl4
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Old 2008-10-23, 21:00   Link #2968
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Dave Chappelle!! XD

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Old 2008-10-23, 21:22   Link #2969
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omg i love dave!! i wish he would come back for another season, it makes me weep.
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Old 2008-10-23, 22:37   Link #2970
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Language fail - toooo funny.
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Old 2008-10-23, 22:50   Link #2971
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Language fail - toooo funny.
Great time to enter a singing contest
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Old 2008-10-23, 23:00   Link #2972
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Language fail - toooo funny.
amen to that. i was thinking wtf is ken lee? that is the winner!!
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Old 2008-10-24, 00:08   Link #2973
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idk how to embed so here
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Old 2008-10-24, 00:12   Link #2974
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Election Political Pokemon +rep
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Old 2008-10-24, 11:41   Link #2975
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lol you get a cookie, that is hilarious
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Old 2008-10-24, 12:04   Link #2976
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This image made me laugh:

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Old 2008-10-24, 12:17   Link #2977
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This image made me laugh:

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seen that before, but it still makes me laugh
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Old 2008-10-24, 17:57   Link #2978
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Stupid random thought:

Psychiatrist (P): What's 2+2?
Child (C): 5
P: Urm...okay, give me a simple sentence
C: I herd u liek mudkips
P: Weird but okay...what came first the chicken or the egg?
C: The aliens!
P: OKay you other kid what do you think about Bleach?
OK (Other kid): It is well written and has really complicated storylines beating Death Note in terms of mystery!
P: Ok then, parents of child ur son is complete normal....parents of other kid....I'm a afraid he is retarded
omg lol

On another forum i visit someone was banned for posting hentai, when he was asked why he did it he said that it wasn't hentai when he posted it, and the underpants gnomes got the pitcure
Was funny as hell when it happened
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Old 2008-10-25, 11:13   Link #2979
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Gremlins Christmas Carol

Mrs Deagle: Evil and heartlessly cynical old witch who refused a loan to a widowed mother AND tried to kill a helpless little dog on Christmas Eve gets the justice she deserves with the help of a some lovably mischeivous, musically inclined Gremlins.



Enjoy.
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Old 2008-10-26, 04:32   Link #2980
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