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Old 2008-11-04, 20:24   Link #3041
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More goodness from Dr Tran! xD
(this is too good not to share)

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=UbyExPu8BRY
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Old 2008-11-04, 21:14   Link #3042
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how bout some happy tree friends?
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=dLLNKpJrHro
beware it's kinda gory
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Old 2008-11-04, 23:06   Link #3043
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Oh deary deary me.



McCain, if you win, you better FUCKING STAY ALIVE SO THIS DUMB WASTE OF CARBON WILL NOT TAKE YOUR PLACE AND THE NUKE BUTTON!!
Palin says many stupid things. I can't say this surprises me much. I mean, this is the woman who thinks the Vice President runs the Senate. (Just FYI, the Vice President doesn't actually have any official duties except to be a placeholder in case the President buys the farm.)
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Old 2008-11-05, 00:33   Link #3044
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Did you see tha last comercial of Obama's campain?

It's really funny

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Old 2008-11-05, 00:59   Link #3045
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Wonder if this has been posted, but meh still good for a laugh



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Old 2008-11-05, 01:46   Link #3046
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That is gold Ice Climbers.
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Old 2008-11-05, 07:13   Link #3047
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That is gold Ice Climbers.
Agree. Outstanding.
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Old 2008-11-05, 10:26   Link #3048
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My first comedy music video,
Star Wars On Jerry Springer.



Enjoy!!
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Old 2008-11-05, 10:36   Link #3049
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what is this, rate that joke thread?

Ok, ill post one, dont tell me if you heard it before cuz i dont care:

Two men are sitting in a bar on the 3rd floor of a resturant. The man starts up a conversation with the other one.
The first man says "the vodka here is so good, it makes you feel like you're floating on air."
The first man orders a vodka.
The first man starts drinking, and what do you know, he starts floating in the air!
The 1st man is flying around the room without a care in the world!.
THe 2nd man says "wow! unbelievable! bartender, give me a shot of that vodka he's drinking!"
The 2nd man takes a shot, and runs and jumps our the 3rd floor window and falls like a brick and hits the pavement.
The barkeep says to the 1st man:"Clark Kent, you jerk, you're a real A-hole when you're drunk!"

OH, about that second joke, the brose. I guess you guys arnt native english speakers, or it was a terrible joke . YOu see, she got stung cuzz there was a bee in the rose, hence, brose.
Haha! That was great! I liked the first joke the OP wrote too.
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Old 2008-11-05, 11:03   Link #3050
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Three men were stranded on a desert island. After walking into the jungle they were captured by natives and taken to the village cheif. The cheif said to them "To escape death and win your freedom, you must perform a task. First go into the jungle and collect 10 pieces of the same type of fruit and return here." The three men headed off their seperate ways.

The first man comes back with 10 apples. The village cheif explains to him that he must fit all 10 pieces of fruit up his anus without making any facial expression, or he would be killed on the spot. The man manages to fit one, but upon trying to fit the second screams out in pain and is killed.

The second man then comes back with 10 blueberries. The cheif explains the same thing to him. He begins: 1, 2, 3....7, 8, and then all of the sudden bursts out in laughter and is killed.

The first and the second guy meet in heaven. The first guy says to the second "What happened? You were almost home-free." The second guy says "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming with 10 pineapples."
That is so wrong, yet so funny!
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Old 2008-11-05, 11:37   Link #3051
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A man gets lost in the rainforest. After several days he stumbles upon a large field where he is immediately surrounded by mean looking indians.
"Oh my God, I'm screwed!" The man thinks. Then a light shines from the sky and a voice says.
"No you're not. Take the knife from the tribe's chief and stab his son with it."
The man does as he was told. Screaming wildly he attacks the chief, takes away the knife and then kills the boy standing next to the chief.
"Ok, NOW you're screwed!" Says the voice from the sky.

A man and a priest are playing pool. The man tries to hit the ball but misses.
"Damn! I missed!" The man curses.
"Don't swear! God will punish you!" The priest warns.
The man tries again, but to same effect. "Damn! I missed!"
"Don't swear! God will punish you!" The priest warns him again.
The man tries for the third time, but once again - nothing. "Damn! I missed."
Suddenly the clouds part and a lightning bolt hits the priest, instantly killing him. "Damn! I missed!" Says a voice from above.
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Old 2008-11-05, 15:00   Link #3052
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Did you see tha last comercial of Obama's campain?

It's really funny

So 8 years later as his Presidential years are over, correct?
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Old 2008-11-05, 15:33   Link #3053
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So 8 years later as his Presidential years are over, correct?
I think it refers to the 8 years of Bush as president but I'm not sure

The case is that the comercial is really funny
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Old 2008-11-05, 18:22   Link #3054
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Did you see tha last comercial of Obama's campain?

It's really funny

Its even funny when you consider the fact that Cindy Mccain is the chair to Anheuser-Busch (which her father founded)
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Old 2008-11-05, 20:09   Link #3055
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like the one about the priest and the guy playing pool.
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Old 2008-11-05, 23:50   Link #3056
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I think it refers to the 8 years of Bush as president but I'm not sure
hint: Aoie was trying to be funny
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Old 2008-11-06, 06:57   Link #3057
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My first comedy music video,
Star Wars On Jerry Springer.



Enjoy!!
That is awesome AND hilarious. I now have to rep+ you because that video made my day.
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Old 2008-11-06, 13:37   Link #3058
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This might be a bit old, but... Its rather funny!

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=m95qjUNdsCE
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Old 2008-11-06, 15:53   Link #3059
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Its even funny when you consider the fact that Cindy Mccain is the chair to Anheuser-Busch (which her father founded)
i could watch that wazzup commercial so many times and still find it funny
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Old 2008-11-07, 09:26   Link #3060
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