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Old 2004-11-08, 18:02   Link #301
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Yeah I got the joke and I thought it was hilarious, I also wanted to give some good rep, but the dammed thing tells me I've given too much out in the last 24hours. Grrrrr!

Note to self: stop dishing out rep for fun, wait for times like this when it is well deserved!
Well this one will really deserve some rep. The ultimate Bush-bashing site!

Too Stupid to be President.com

Highly recommended.
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Old 2004-11-08, 18:09   Link #302
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http://www.enwhore.com/viewmovie.php?mid=257

I liked this one better.
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Old 2004-11-08, 18:56   Link #303
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This is a good one

http://www.toostupidtobepresident.co...nlargement.htm

play the flash animation.
Who knows ? maybe Bush is using the AnimeSuki forum to chat with Osama Binladen
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Old 2004-11-09, 09:54   Link #304
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This is a good one

http://www.toostupidtobepresident.co...nlargement.htm

play the flash animation.
Who knows ? maybe Bush is using the AnimeSuki forum to chat with Osama Binladen
Lol, that was funny, and I think you had something with the secret chat comment. Don't leave out how Santa is planning a terrorist attack on Dec 25, which is why the U.S. government has been ordered to shoot him down.
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Old 2004-11-09, 14:56   Link #305
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Go Lalo!
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Old 2004-11-11, 17:57   Link #306
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This just makes me laugh.

Let's bash Google! This'll end up in the Cesspool, I'm sure. But I don't care, Google can't advertise for shit!

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Old 2004-11-11, 22:12   Link #307
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Michael Jackson

I hope it works!!
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Old 2004-11-11, 23:55   Link #308
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Michael Jackson

I hope it works!!
Was the joke actually the animation or did you find it funny how many ads we had to click through to get to that flash.

I'm just glad that I used a fake email address because I'm sure that I accidently signed up for something.
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Old 2004-11-12, 00:02   Link #309
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Was the joke actually the animation or did you find it funny how many ads we had to click through to get to that flash.

I'm just glad that I used a fake email address because I'm sure that I accidently signed up for something.
When I clicked on the link it went right to the video. I tried it 4 more time and 3 out of 4 it when to it, but one time it brought up a page asking for info.

So if that comes up just try closeing the page and try again.
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Old 2004-11-12, 01:13   Link #310
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When I clicked on the link it went right to the video. I tried it 4 more time and 3 out of 4 it when to it, but one time it brought up a page asking for info.

So if that comes up just try closeing the page and try again.
You're kidding? I got not just one page asking for info, but FOUR!

Page after page, of ads asking me to sign up for stuff!!!!
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Old 2004-11-12, 01:17   Link #311
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Michael Jackson

I hope it works!!
you have done better. but still that was pretty good.
finding... gah~

this man is a genius



propz to the individual artist. (they are signed) for bringing us such laughter and merriment. ... not to be anti-anti-semitic or anything.
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Old 2004-11-12, 05:40   Link #312
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Was the joke actually the animation or did you find it funny how many ads we had to click through to get to that flash.

I'm just glad that I used a fake email address because I'm sure that I accidently signed up for something.
awww... mannnnnnnnnn! sowee! I guess it stopped.
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Old 2004-11-12, 05:50   Link #313
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Not sure if this has been posted or not, but here goes:

One day three men lost their way in a forest and through bad luck they were captured by a group of mysterious tribal men. By tradition they were to be executed but our three lost men begged for their lives and were spared provided they can complete 2 tasks. (if they cannot complete both the tasks they were to be killed) They agreed immediately and the tasks were give, first they were to go into the forest and find 10 of the same fruit.
The first man came back with 10 apples and he was given the second task, he must stick each fruit, one by one up his rear and not make a single sound through the whole ordeal. With no other choice the man picked up the apples and began, he got 1, 2 and on his third one he couldn't help but cried out in pain, he was executed. The second man came back with 10 berries and he was given the same orders, we all know that berries are much smaller compared to apples so he shrugged and started to stick them up his rear as well, he got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and on his tenth one he bursted out laughing, he too was killed.
The first man and the second man meet in heaven and the first man asked the second man, 'why did you laugh? you were so close!' The second man replied 'I saw the third man come back with pineapples.'
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Old 2004-11-12, 09:06   Link #314
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Talking

Was at Flemington (Australian horse-racing carnival) a week ago, and had some winnings to spend, but didn't know what horse to back in the last.

My mates Bill and Steve had accompanied me to the restroom, and as we had a leak we discussed pooling our money and having one big bet.

Steve suddenly had a brilliant idea of adding up "our inches" and whatever it equaled, that was the horse we'd back.

Steve had his flopped out and said "Well, I've got six!" Bill chirped up with "I've got 4". "C'mon Hoss", they asked, "What's ya length?"

Meekly I replied, "Two."

So off we went to the bookies and put $500 on horse number 12.

Wouldn't ya know it, but horse number 12 comes in at 10 to 1 making us a small fortune. As we go to collect our winnings Steve says "how are we gonna divvy this up? Since I had six inches, being half, I should get half the winnings."

Bill goes, "Well my 4 was a third, so I'll take a third of the prize."

"C'mon guys, hang on a minute...I should get the whole lot!" I exclaimed.

"Don't be stupid", they replied, "how do you figure that??"

"Well, if I didn't have a hard-on, we'd have been on number 11."
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Old 2004-11-12, 10:34   Link #315
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Dunno if people have seen this allready but I think it's hilarous.

A comparison between the paths followed by the three hurricanes that hit florida and the counties that voted for Bush

Spoiler:


Yes, I know another Bush joke but it was just too funny
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Old 2004-11-12, 11:11   Link #316
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Michael Jackson

I hope it works!!

OMG It works. ROFLMAO That is just wrong Funny as hell but...........
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Old 2004-11-12, 19:39   Link #317
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I found this to be trully hilarious...

Only for berserk fans though...

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Old 2004-11-12, 19:48   Link #318
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Dunno if people have seen this allready but I think it's hilarous.

A comparison between the paths followed by the three hurricanes that hit florida and the counties that voted for Bush
Although be warned, it's not quite what it seems.

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Old 2004-11-12, 20:11   Link #319
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Although be warned, it's not quite what it seems.

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Lol, I found it at some comedy site, I never checked to see if it was true, it was funny though. Sorry if I offended anyone
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Old 2004-11-12, 20:15   Link #320
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Lol, I found it at some comedy site, I never checked to see if it was true, it was funny though. Sorry if I offended anyone
I think what is interesting is how true it almost is. The facts aren't too far removed from the myth. I was caught by this one for a while too - the internet is a great spawning ground for urban legends.

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