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Demongod86 · 2009-02-27, 01:04

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock! "We've never had a Republican in the family before!"

Evil Rick · 2009-02-27, 01:23

Claude · 2009-02-27, 18:02

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Spectacular_Insanity · 2009-02-27, 21:08

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Originally Posted by Claude

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This explains everything!!!

CatQueen · 2009-02-27, 23:44

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Originally Posted by Claude

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As funny as this was, I just realized that I'm hopelessly outnumbered by my cats.

TinyRedLeaf · 2009-02-28, 00:28

^ Safe for work

kguthrie · 2009-02-28, 00:47

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Originally Posted by Evil Rick

Awesome - ROFL

Demongod86 · 2009-02-28, 10:56

As you may know, Ben & Jerry created the "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama. They also asked for suggestions from the public for a George Bush flavor. Here are some of their favorite responses:
Grape Depression
The Housing Crunch
Abu Grape
Cluster Fudge
Nut'n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
Chock 'n Awe
Impeach Cobbler
Guantanmallow
ImPeachmint
Heck-of-a-Job-Brownie!
Cookie D'oh!
Nougalar Proliferation
Death by Chocolate and Torture
Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
Credit Crunch
Mission Pecanplished
Country Pumpkin
Caramel Preemptive Stripe
I Broke the Law and am Responsible for the Deaths of Thousands...... With nuts

RAVNEN · 2009-02-28, 13:48

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Originally Posted by Claude

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Okay that funny & make me nervous.

Mystique · 2009-02-28, 16:34

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Originally Posted by Claude

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okay... you've inspired me, i couldn't resist posting this xD
(and there's more from the 'simon's cat' series from the user themself)

sa547 · 2009-02-28, 22:28

Dunno if it's right to be posted here or at the general anime discussion section. Picked this up at Japanator while browsing. It maybe a least two years old but it's probably the most stoned anime dubbing I ever heard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcINhIjAxUA

escimo · 2009-02-28, 22:56

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Originally Posted by sa547

Dunno if it's right to be posted here or at the general anime discussion section. Picked this up at Japanator while browsing. It maybe a least two years old but it's probably the most stoned anime dubbing I ever heard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcINhIjAxUA

Oh man that just made me so proud of my nationality...

I first though that was a joke...

sa547 · 2009-02-28, 23:18

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Originally Posted by escimo

Oh man that just made me so proud of my nationality...

I first though that was a joke...

In my life I thought I have heard it all... until now. Then when I pushed play on the video clip, half a cup of coffee I was drinking went out of my nose. After sneezing, I muttered, "Jesus, this one went beyond weird!"

By the way, it turned out that a defunct Agapio "Racing Team" was responsible for that bonged-out Takeru.
http://koti.mbnet.fi/wheany/agapio/english.php
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agapio_Racing_Team

LaceNFrills · 2009-02-28, 23:46

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Originally Posted by Claude

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Lol! This is why I like dogs more xD . Now I'm a little scared of cats now D:

Demongod86 · 2009-03-02, 10:34

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight,' she replied.
'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, 'I outlived the bitches!'

sa547 · 2009-03-02, 10:48

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Originally Posted by Demongod86

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight,' she replied.
'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, 'I outlived the bitches!'

LOL I remember the late Jeanne Calment, then the oldest woman in the world and who had outlived the guy who wanted to buy her house.

klowny · 2009-03-02, 20:37

My favorite quotes are
"Hey! I'm just a dinosaur!"
and
"They say he's a menace but i love him!"

Demongod86 · 2009-03-03, 00:28

In a Seattle Washington college classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple - the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, 'What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?'
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter
"Want coffee."
The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says .
"Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
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A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
His mother replies, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember
about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"

Kitsune · 2009-03-03, 05:48

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Originally Posted by Claude

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And the question now is... when will they attack us?

Spoiler for Cat messiah:

Spectacular_Insanity · 2009-03-03, 06:16

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Originally Posted by Demongod86

As you may know, Ben & Jerry created the "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama. They also asked for suggestions from the public for a George Bush flavor. Here are some of their favorite responses:
Grape Depression
The Housing Crunch
Abu Grape
Cluster Fudge
Nut'n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
Chock 'n Awe
Impeach Cobbler
Guantanmallow
ImPeachmint
Heck-of-a-Job-Brownie!
Cookie D'oh!
Nougalar Proliferation
Death by Chocolate and Torture
Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
Credit Crunch
Mission Pecanplished
Country Pumpkin
Caramel Preemptive Stripe
I Broke the Law and am Responsible for the Deaths of Thousands...... With nuts

Hahaha, brilliant. I think my favorite is one of three: "The Housing Crunch", "Cluster Fudge", or "Nougular Proliferation".

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sa547 30 Seconds to Sawa Author Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Philippines Age: 36	Dunno if it's right to be posted here or at the general anime discussion section. Picked this up at Japanator while browsing. It maybe a least two years old but it's probably the most stoned anime dubbing I ever heard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcINhIjAxUA __________________ LJ \| WP \| twitter \| tumblr \| fanfiction \| MAL \| legend

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Demongod86 Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW Join Date: Dec 2005	An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating." "Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock! "We've never had a Republican in the family before!"

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Claude Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: North Carolina Age: 20	Spoiler for Cat:

2009-02-28, 00:28	Link #3666
TinyRedLeaf I was born for this Author Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Age: 38	^ Safe for work

2009-02-28, 10:56	Link #3668
Demongod86 Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW Join Date: Dec 2005	As you may know, Ben & Jerry created the "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama. They also asked for suggestions from the public for a George Bush flavor. Here are some of their favorite responses: Grape Depression The Housing Crunch Abu Grape Cluster Fudge Nut'n Accomplished Iraqi Road Chock 'n Awe Impeach Cobbler Guantanmallow ImPeachmint Heck-of-a-Job-Brownie! Cookie D'oh! Nougalar Proliferation Death by Chocolate and Torture Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder Credit Crunch Mission Pecanplished Country Pumpkin Caramel Preemptive Stripe I Broke the Law and am Responsible for the Deaths of Thousands...... With nuts

2009-03-02, 10:34	Link #3675
Demongod86 Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW Join Date: Dec 2005	Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?' 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. 'Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?' 'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly. 'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?' 'Ninety-eight,' she replied. 'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?' The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, 'I outlived the bitches!'

2009-03-02, 20:37	Link #3677
klowny OH NO Join Date: May 2007 Location: New York Age: 21	My favorite quotes are "Hey! I'm just a dinosaur!" and "They say he's a menace but i love him!"

2009-03-03, 00:28	Link #3678
Demongod86 Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW Join Date: Dec 2005	In a Seattle Washington college classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple - the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, 'What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?' +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter "Want coffee." The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says . "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day. +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?" His mother replies, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"