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Old 2009-04-27, 13:03   Link #4101
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Hah, it must be the killer rabbit from Monty Python's Holy Grail.
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Old 2009-04-27, 18:51   Link #4102
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Old 2009-04-28, 05:20   Link #4103
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Men have Wii, from now on women have Shii


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Old 2009-04-28, 05:49   Link #4104
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Old 2009-04-28, 08:10   Link #4105
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This for my neighbor girl, who greets me every day and tries to go out with me.
This is for my feemale workmate, who tries to invite me to a dinner over and over again.
And this is for my mom, who took care of me for such a long time.
There is something i want to tell all of you.
I. AM. GAY.
And this is good like it is.
~~Radio. Goes through the ear, stays in head.
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From a radio commercial, i heart some days ago.
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Old 2009-04-28, 08:16   Link #4106
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That's really good Sola, I'm liking that a lot

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Old 2009-04-28, 13:46   Link #4107
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Men have Wii, from now on women have Shii


lol, Suckend Life! She even makes the gulping motion at the end, ewwww.
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Old 2009-04-29, 05:44   Link #4108
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Old 2009-04-29, 10:36   Link #4109
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Old 2009-04-29, 11:03   Link #4110
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Lol! I like that a lot! Made me laugh so much!
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Old 2009-04-29, 16:45   Link #4111
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Yeah.. A japanese friend asked me today "And, how is the swine flu in germany?".

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Old 2009-04-29, 20:03   Link #4112
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A bit blasphemy ...

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Funny but a bit too heavy on the use of "lol."
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Old 2009-04-30, 00:11   Link #4113
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Hahahahaha, glad to see the pilot is... on top of things?
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Old 2009-04-30, 05:36   Link #4114
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Old 2009-04-30, 07:42   Link #4115
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I dont get this one.

Whats funny about that?


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Old 2009-04-30, 07:47   Link #4116
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I think it's supposed to be funny cos of the fact that it's a girl playing the gory monster game & not getting scared by it, wheras the guy is, a slight role reversal

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Old 2009-04-30, 08:06   Link #4117
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Mh, i thought so but that would have been to simple.


Another good one:

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
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Old 2009-04-30, 08:53   Link #4118
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Old 2009-04-30, 17:21   Link #4119
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Yeah.. A japanese friend asked me today "And, how is the swine flu in germany?".

It's fine as long you don't grow a pig-tail.
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ROFL I have to remember that one XD

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Old 2009-04-30, 23:23   Link #4120
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That reminds me, Harvard did a study on animals' relation to music. Apparently birds can feel the beat but dogs and cats cannot...

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Holy crap! That was loud!

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Spoiler for much better:


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