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Old 2010-06-29, 19:31   Link #7501
CuXe
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Masterpiece.


OMFG! LOL ... the sex scene was funny as hell
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Old 2010-06-29, 20:40   Link #7502
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I laugh so hard when I watched this
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Old 2010-06-29, 21:14   Link #7503
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A little NSFW for two swears

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Old 2010-06-29, 23:22   Link #7504
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Joo momma's so fat, that when she weigh herself on an electronic scale I can see my cellphone number.

I wanna make one 'yo mama is so black' joke, but something tells me that I can't do that here
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Old 2010-06-29, 23:44   Link #7505
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I laugh so hard when I watched this
Ar Tonelico taught me the power of Innuendo usage. You get to troll with them, tease a girl with them, make jabs with them - they truly are multi-talented wonders.

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I wanna make one 'yo mama is so black' joke, but something tells me that I can't do that here
It's a joke, seriously. If they jump down your throat then they are too sensitive or too racist themselves.

If you really want to compromise, stick it in a spoiler tag. No one is liable to be hurt by that. Since it's on a "Don't look unless you are ready for it."


Ahem...

Joo momma is so stupid she sets on the television and watches the sofa.
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Old 2010-06-29, 23:52   Link #7506
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"A wise woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards, you need:
A heart to love him
A diamond to marry him
A club to smash his [beep] head in
And a spade to bury the bastard"
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Old 2010-06-30, 01:11   Link #7507
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2010-06-30, 07:54   Link #7508
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Old 2010-06-30, 12:45   Link #7509
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Love the Cyanide and Happiness videos. Inuendos are the best way to get a laugh from people

There's a young couple in the cinema. The girl says, "I must have a piss, can I squeeze past you?"
"Why don't you squat down on the floor and do it" says the boyfriend. "You'll have to disturb all these people, besides its dark, no one will see you."
"OK" she says. She pulls her drawers down and squats on the floor. The bloke starts feeling horny at the thought of her down there, so he reaches down and makes a grab.
He feels something long and hard and says, "Urgh! Have you changed your sex?"
"No" she says "I've changed my mind... I'm having a shit instead."
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Old 2010-06-30, 23:59   Link #7510
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Old 2010-07-01, 00:03   Link #7511
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Old 2010-07-01, 02:13   Link #7512
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Joo momma's so fat, that when she weigh herself on an electric scale I can see my cellphone number.
Yo' mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "to be continued...".

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Old 2010-07-01, 02:35   Link #7513
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Joo momma's so fat, that when she weigh herself on an electronic scale I can see my cellphone number.
Yo' mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "to be continued...".
Yo Momma so fat.. When she stepped on a scale... It surrendered...


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Old 2010-07-01, 10:11   Link #7514
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Yo Momma so fat.. When she stepped on a scale... It surrendered...


Haha. Yeah, they're generally pretty lame.
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Old 2010-07-01, 11:32   Link #7515
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  • Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing.
  • Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
  • Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
  • Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
  • Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.
  • Your mums so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already world wide.
  • Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move.
  • Yo mamas so fat every time she turns around its her birthday.
  • Yo momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
  • Yo mamma is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
  • Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirit.
  • Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
  • Yo mama so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed.
  • Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
  • Yo mama so fat she gives a whole new meaning to infinity and beyond.
  • Yo mama is so fat she needs a license plate to walk.
  • Yo mama's so fat I saw a picture of her on pages: 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
  • God made Noah build the ark because he knew your mom was going for a swim.
  • Yo mama so fat that when she burped, a black hole formed. Fortunately, she was there to clog it up.
  • Yo mommas so fat it took God 40 days and 40 nights to create her.
  • Yo momma so fat she walks on both sides of the street.
  • Yo momma so fat she's a lunar and solar eclipse.
  • Yo mama so fat she makes up for 99.99 of matter in the universe.
  • Yo mamma so fat when she threw a rock at the ground she missed.
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Old 2010-07-01, 12:08   Link #7516
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Old 2010-07-02, 15:24   Link #7517
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Old 2010-07-02, 15:34   Link #7518
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Yo Momma so fat.. When she stepped on a scale... It surrendered...
Fail. So much fail. You suck at yo momma sucks, dawg.

@Felix: Hahaha... I hate this sh!t >:3
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Old 2010-07-02, 19:41   Link #7519
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http://gizmodo.com/5578758/best-buy-...-htc-evo-video

Lol.
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Old 2010-07-02, 21:44   Link #7520
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Logical sense for techies #1 : never buy new releases for anything. Wait for the price drops and subsequent product improvements.

Also....

Apple: iPhone 4 Reception Problem Is Explained by "Incorrect Signal Display"
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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